2dice01:
Better he should give her 30k
let him manage 3k

since he no wan get sense

virginprincess:
Before a lady goes into a relationship with a guy,the guy must have ask her out,didn't he know she's poor and wretched before asking her out.

you just dey give useless reasons why U must support nonsense, dem no dey argue with females like you, it’s a lost game

Radionigeria:
I don't want to remember my secondary school days abeg. It was like hell on earth. My father was always coming to school to fight my teachers and senior. I hope our schools are doing better now in arear of abuse.
@op, are u still at large?

Znation he dey ask u if u still dey run frm ur Gf mama ?

vastolord4:
You did well.. how about the weed and skay smokers that grab the lighter after commenting on a post and yells dammmn nigggar.. nairaland can be annoying and fun at the same time

slawomir crew

Telegram234:
dude get a job and be filled with important things to do.
your mates are busy hustling and counting cool cash, u dey here observe people character.

you obviously belong to number 15

Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

I dey number 3

Yes, it’s the reason behind his eternal upcoming artist title

nobi lie!!

Why do the Mods keep pushing old news to front page abi nairaland no get content again

If e no dey work, take a walk. Don't ever stay in a bad Relationship/Marriage.

chigoizie7:


Including the !mbecilic baskard wey be your papa.

Comrade type the Bastard in full no dey go thru corner

This is not supposed to be funny
Below is a chat between two guys about a baby.

Oceanjagaban:
Tonto with her Bigtoto

see Rhymes Na why Churchill leave am run Pronto

GeneralKoko:
I just saw a post on Facebook that was talking about how some pastors fornicate with their members, both married and unmarried. How true is this ?? Have you witness??

So you wan tell us say You never hear of this before abi u just wan hear gist

Ajuju is a very Unique sound by Lil Rhick, he has so many songs but yet to come to limelight. Kindly Check him out and please support the boy by liking and subscribing to this channel

https://youtube.com/shorts/GEQzib9l-00?feature=share

Never heard of him maybe this is a sponsored post

mariovito:
Your papa!

Your papa too

mariovito:
When I'm broke, sad, depressed, or in need of inspiration or ginger to get work done, I do touch myself to get that post-nut clarity.

many dey mad ..few dey roam

If you successfully read thorough this post and you still go ahead to marry a Nigerian girl, then sorry is your name.

Bluntguy:
100 naira.

150 in my area o

Even to score Kom hard.. watin dey worry this people..make dem no cut my ticket o ..na my Neighbor school fees I use bet o

Because the cost of things are rising so high in this country yet Salaries are not being increased

WHITELIGHTER:
I still regret a few in 2015....

A few??

sofiscatedmoron:
my ex removed 3 babies for me no regret s

comrade dem swear for u

Nairaland girls just left the thread

Jackson105:
Beauty with brain, I know she must have Yoruba blood.

We set the pace

Yoruba amaka

His confidence in their juju will fail him

You wanted to earn 50k without work.

So when u saw that kinda thing, e no shock u ??
But when they took your money, e shocked u

[quote author=Blablamalala post=111360949]

As if when you tell them you are a virgin and want to remain that way they will stop bothering you for sex. Nigerian men can't think of anything but sex in a relationship.

When you continue to say no, the either rape you by force or put drugs in your drink then take advantage of you

it's like your a victim of this, you sound so experienced.

Blablamalala:


It is only a foolish and poor man that regrets after spending on women.

And when do women ever get to spend on men ? Abi Una equality no reach that side ?? This is one of the reasons why no sensible man should make the mistake of marrying a Nigerian girl from this present generation because They have become so damn bias and lazy, mentally and literally, with nothing to offer more than sex!.

MadamVanessa:



poor bird

I wish I was there, I would've gotten the hawk beak. It's always good for clit tickling, and it can do some unimaginable things like this in your body.

wtf

Then super eagles don lose be that

Off ke ?? For this heat ? Abeg e dey off by itself