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SmartPolician:
These two are the best orators in today's political class. Whenever they speak, you learn something.

Thank God Tinubu wasn't there. Make person no come dey say town hall different from hulabi 😂😂😂😂😂

Peter Obi and orator in same sentence!! Hmm

Rapmoney:
19. Men whistle as a woman passes by, 1959.

20. A young soldier and his mother right before he left for WWI in 1917

21. Home prices in the US in the 1950s

Are the houses still available ?

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lacasera14:
Honestly, I need to find the originator of this theory that ignoring women will make them chase you.

How does that even work?

They say you'll ignore her, don't reply her texts, don't call her often, even when she calls you form busy and promise to call back but don't call back, keep yourself busy with other women, pretend like you can thrive without her and see her chasing after you like her life depends on you.

Really?

In what world is that?

The truth is, a woman that loves you or is attracted to you can easily lose interest when she notices you don't have her time or starve her attention. Women thrives on attention, they do everything to get it, and when they don't get it, they find it elsewhere. So, even if the woman loves you to your poo, and you starve her attention, you cause her interest in you to decline. She feels "okay great, this guy doesn't like me and I don't want to disturb him, let me focus on this one that has my time".

Secondly, if the woman doesn't even like you, she'll be glad you stopped calling and texting and you gave zero chance of winning her back if you like surround yourself with multiple women to create the illusion that you're highly sought after. She'll only wonder how dumb these women are that they're flocking after you.

I conducted this survey on about 30 different women and all gave the same reply

"If a guy keeps ignoring me and starves me attention, I feel he doesn't really want me and I'll move on because I'm beautiful and there are other men who want me too, so why chase after one that shows disinterest?"

Lastly, I think the only girls that will chase a guy who ignores them are low self esteemed, insecure, less attractive, broke, without-a-life, sociopaths, and mentally unstable girls.

No real girl with beauty, brains, steeze, curves, charms, small money and high self esteem will chase a guy or crave a guy that is showing lack of interest in her. She believes she's the prize and should be chased, not the other way round.

So, I wonder again, who thought men this?

Modified.

If you hold unto this fallacious theory so strong you're willing to experiment with it, then I'm game. It will be fun while it lasts. We create a WhatsApp group to share our screenshots of chats.

We approach beautiful women online or offline, chat them up, inspire some vibes and ghost them, then see how many will chat back or call and become interested. 10 girls each. We can finally put this theory to rest and dispel the deception.

This is an OG theory. Tried and tested. It is not the norm but rather a below average percentage.
Back in the day before social media and Internet cafe and feminism . When I say back in the day I am talking before 1998. When there were no mobile phones and over population . The air was cleaner and you thought Naija had a chance.

To be honest it still happens now - but on much a lower percentage.

Loan loan and loan … why not look for grants ?
They don’t care about you or I. Money that will be siphoned into their pockets and willed to their children and grandchildren.

Too poor to own a Peugeot back then. Loved the 504/505 back then they remind me of Toyota vehicles rugged and reliable .
The Vboot used a lot by “ big boys” back then you’d put N200,000 cash in the boot to settle police checkpoints in PH.

Afonja101:
I'm married with two kids aged 5years and 3 years respectively... Six months ago my wife confessed to me about the real father of our first son which happens to be her ex. I was really hurt that i sent her out of my house, but after about a month i forgave her and brought her back including the child. But the thought of the betrayal and also taking care of another man's child is really dealing with me, so i've decided to tell my wife to take the child to his original father so this trauma could leave me. I've sought advice from different people but some will say I should just accept the child as my own, but the truth is that no matter how much i accept the child and continue taking care of him, it doesn't still make him my child. The father can still come one day to calim his child since he's already in aware. So please guys help me with your advice... Am i wicked if i tell my wife to take the child back to his real father? What if she chooses the option of leaving the marriage instead of separating her children because the wife i have will never agree to separating the children including her family.

Apologies for the hurt and pain suffered. This is not an easy case.
Nature vs Nurture.
Since you have discovered that you are not the father. Does the father want to be involved in the son’s life. If yes, then you will need to be matured and accept that you are the child step father.
If not then you can go on and love the child, remember it isn’t the child fault so don’t bring up his parentage every time he makes a mistake .

Man ! At least act the part. Fake smile 😊.
Short term displeasure for long time gain .

I couldn’t do it though - when she removes her dentures !! 🤦

DevilsEqual:
A "Girlfriend" and not a wife?
If this relationship ends in heartbreak, how will he justify spending 2 million naira on a wig for a lady?

Shes pretty tho but her laps thin(she no get hips/yansh), so shes a 6/10

She's prolly 5'5 tall and that would make her a 5/10. Spits

I wonder my brother.

IBB really helped saved a lot of lives by moving the seat of government to Abuja . If it was still in Lagos. All these rogues would have met untimely deaths.

[quote author=God1000 post=131502128][/quote]Having too much money and not knowing what to do with it .
Elements alone over time it will fade.

eepeepook:
He will birth another.

No he won’t ! That’s manslaughter at least 10 years by the time he is out he won’t have a dime attached to his name to woo a girl talkless to marry.
Lord May I not be provoked to anger. Don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I am angry.

My only response is likely he was not the father.
Or why will you douse your son with PMS because of a needle.
There is grave poverty in the land !!! 🤦

Powerbandoo:
I have rejected many guys propasal here on nairaland,
Some go as far as sending their email to me here, I went all insulting them, I felt I am not getting any younger and I should become appreciative to every one
I promise to treat my suitors well

No insult please
Matured mind only

I’ll pass . Zebra doesn’t change its stripes.

Unless there is death sentence this will not end.
What type of friends ? 🤦

That’s shameful . Look , smile , but touching and catcalling that’s embarrassing dudes

PuZZyNegro:
My people, a family member of mine is about to travel abroad for a business and asked that I help her get some dollars.

I needed just $200 dollars.

Guess what? I gave aboki 324k and aboki handed two 100 dollar notes to me.

I just put the notes inside my wallet like nothing happened.


We’re finished

Could you imagine if they were fake ?

Your estate but if you have no estate it’s considered a bad debt. But you better be dead ☠️

Gbadugbakun:
I hate to say this but I do stammer. Yesterday my boss called me to his office to explain something to him. I was stammering and hitting the table to enhance my speech. I now hit the table very hard and his bottle of water poured on all the documents there. He now to me to leave his office. I'm very sad. is there a cure for it?

Not a cure perse but you need to learn to live with it and train not to put yourself in situations where you are stressed.
There are many people who are affected by stammering . Naija is just bad with documenting people with it as anything we don’t understand we give a bad name.
There should be some YouTube videos on how to control and manage stammering.

Best of luck

With all due respect Sir … you are making noise.
Rise Again ??
I mean at what time did we even get to half our full potential ?
Nigerians are the most hard working people you’d find . There are NO opportunities, NO job security or Job growth .
Blame the Church …. 🤦

[quote author=Tflex01 post=131460293]I love Trudeau so much. But I'm afraid he won't win his reelection.

Watch as Trudeau defend his most recent policy on his twitter page

It’s time to change the capital gains tax. Here’s why: pic.twitter.com/a1X1z8rFTu

— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) May 13, 2024

be too sure. I ain’t sold on the conservative Pierre poilievre. The only way he doesn’t win is if liberals don’t go and vote . Cuz if Pierre wins that means closed borders.

The passport actually belongs to the FG issued to the bearer. The lady don commit offence.

spartachico:
More like 2billion was spent and 7 billion pocketed and shared amongst the planning committee

7million spent on committee and 2million on transportation

NeckingNgulping:
Who still believes that bullshit..

Don’t at your own peril !

I don’t blame the athletes. Why will they even compete when they know their fellow citizens are hungry . Even competition there is always an embarrassing Nigerian story . One year it was Samsung mobile phones , another lack of Jerseys .

fergie001:
John Owan Enoh (Sports Minister)

Hogwash .If he is serious . Let him form a committee to review what went wrong and what to do to improve it.
Improve facilities at home and have regular meetings.

NaijaCelebrity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiQSiMqcTVM

Nigerian Youth Corper Shows Off The Wonderful Meal They Got Served At Camp

As long as you’re the one serving it . I’m sure it’s made with love ❤️ .

Fidecoo:
If to say you watch wrestling in the late 80's and 90,
You for no tall so.

It looks so real, that as a kid you may end up crying out of emotions.

Can you imagine in the mid 80’s when black jack mulligan used to craw people there was a X on TV to stop from showing viewers at home . It look real and dangerous

joseph1832:
Lol. So Batman and Jason Bourne are up to no good.

Can you imagine. One is as rich even richer than Lex Alexander Luthor. And the other can kill him with 3 blows. I am on the side of Batman and Jason Bourne

Maeve7:
Did anyone ask for your advice?

Oga o . Na advice someone give. You wan chop off his head .