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op are u his father

what's up with the dog now... hope he didn't eat it.


oh dead

nawao dog die u dey fine out wetin kill am....guess very dear to his heart

BiafraBushBoy:
If you vote refiner, I go tell you...
Abeg my bro...
Join the refiner team...

wetin b refiner team?

BiafraBushBoy:
so you no hear Yoruba, you come dey call me werey...
ma GBA eti re ooo.
orie oti da..
hahahahaha

wetin b werey

TrueSenator:
you what do you think and how did you take the snapshot

running stomach resulting to hot poo...

is the head/face the only means of identifying someone?

whose child/sister/wife/mother isssss dissss farano

Freshwhyte:
my friend he awarded Eneka to rupokwu road ad he has commissioned it..

that's good then.... hope its classed?...

better than potholes


when he start constructing his own awarded roads then I will comment.

underground drainage still the best!

So Gov Tambuwal is also a Fulani

you don't know tomorrow

Lalasticlala can u guess

some thread needs immediate FP.... just like one....the op is a mod or a mod bestty or ....

BREAKING NEWS …………….Please Read..
We are getting report from all over the world that thousands of people have just vanished. The total number of people disappeared have not yet been confirmed but it’s expected to be a lot higher than what was initially reported.
According to the authority, the number expected to be in million, many flight have been canceled because of security failures, there had been terrible plane crashes because some pilots disappeared while on flight. Chaos also spread the road with great number of traffic accident been reported. Hospitals have not been able to get the number of patients coming in, many parents disappeared with their children also.
Rumours arise that this could be an alien attack and there were those people who believe that Jesus rapture this thousands of people. Witnessed believed to have seen a bright flash followed by huge thunderous sound and being like a Man in the clouds, some images have been caught on CCTV to further prove this claims. People from shopping centers suddenly disappeared. Indeed this is the most frightening event ever occurred in the history of the world. There are traffic jams all over, trains are not running and there have been countless calls from all over the country. Many evangelical churches have not opened their doors today but they have been invaded, everybody is expecting some kind of statement from the government but this is yet to happen.
Our team even tried to contact the General Overseer of the Kingdom Bible Church but he himself vanished with his family.
Many are saying this is the rapture of the church, many cried seriously because they didn’t take Jesus more seriously
Many because of secret sins lamented and start confessing their sins but it was too late for them
A man of God lamented that he didn’t preach the whole truth to his congregation because of fame and popularity which made him left behind; a supposed usher of an evangelical church was reported to have been crying and calling himself a thief who always steal church money but couldn’t repent and make restitution, Alas! He
was left behind.
We also received that the popular woman of God, a Bishop who is popularly known for Prosperity, signs and wonders with miracles confessed that she was left behind because of the worldly adornments, dressing and artificial fashions she decked herself with such as jwelleries, makeup, high heel, she told us that she never believe wearing trouser was a sin she lamented that she believed false security of ONCE SAVED FOREVER SAVED and false grace and that she neglected the true doctrine. She told us that she was misled some years back with the message of Whatever you put on does not matter that God is ONLY interested in your heart, all to know that it was a lie from hell, “Alas Am left behind” she said”
I am even sorry for myself, I don’t know what to do myself because I am also left behind to have been able to record this news, I was only busy with my Journalist job, I was only a church goer neglecting the call to salvation and repentance, and now am doomed forever.
We do not know what next now, there is chaos everywhere, lamentation everywhere, cry and agony, you could read confusion in the faces of people, we don’t know what will happen next, we don’t know.
WATCH OUT!!!!
WATCH OUT FOR THE RAPTURE,
IN THE BLINKING OF AN EYE
THE MARRIAGE SUPPER OF THE LAMB
VERY SOON!!! VERY SOON!!!, IT WILL BE LIKE A DREAM!
YOU COULD BE LEFT BEHIND AND BE DOOMED FOREVER,
ONLY FEW WILL MAKE IT!!!!
BE WISE AND BE WARNED!!!!

they helped him

NevetsIbot:
if this man gives Mouth Action!! Cloud 9+ straight

he is already doing it na

ibe9ja:
The guy dey suck out all the evil spermatozoa wey the woman don collect.

like seriously u may be right. in his inner mind, he may be praying that prayer points

that woman lips go hear am

another sureP or Uwin scam

who know tomorrow?


by the way Ali baba said English is hard, guess he didn't know what to say or how to say it.

so don't take it literally.

Buy it and travel the world as long as the remaining pages can carry u

A couple of days ago I needed to see a close
friend of mine for an important discussion and we concluded to hold the meeting at a nearby fast food joint. I arrived at the place earlier and decided to take some snacks while waiting for my friend.

I was almost finishing my drink when a man dressed in a white flowing Agbada walked in with a briefcase.
Judging from his look and medium-sized
potbelly, one can sense that he's a politician.
He barely sat down and ordered for what he will eat when a young lady came to his table crying profusely.
She narrated how her Dad was admitted into
hospital for surgery
and the Doctors requested for N300,000.00 deposit before the operation can be carried
out.

After consoling this young lady and asking for her details, the man just picked his briefcase and gave the lady a million naira cheque. Like a sprinter, the lady ran as fast as her legs could carry her.

Not up to 5 minutes later, a middle-aged man came to the same man and prostrated before him. He explained how he
was sacked unjustly and now he needed to pay his rent and start a small business. This man again told him to stand up, asked for his
details and gave the man 2 Million naira
cheque.
I sat there motionless and I began to think of
the story to get my share of this man's "National Cake".
I stood up, walked up to him and began to cry. I was about to tell my own story when I heard "CUT ! " Someone tapped me and Said ", we are shooting a film HERE!

I FAINTED.

ganisucks:
Nigerians despite their political and religious differences are all praying for him. Anyone saying otherwise is just trying to lighten the mood. But Adesina should learn to trust Nigerians with information, for if you lose the trust of the people, then you have lost governance.

making sense here

happy bday Dr. W. F. Kumuyi.

https://www.nairaland.com/3149101/william-kumuyi-celebrates-75-birthday#
thread closed

Don't know why people dislike good men...

so surprised that no comment of wishes to this humble man of God on his birthday....

ok I get it now... The church he pastors care less about birthdays....

happy bday anyway

Lalasticlala