₦airaland Forum

magicminister:
My name is now Alhaji Mohammed AllahuAkbar!

So you too have converted, how was today's jumat prayers?

Mine was splendid, no bomb.

Mass alarm.

SaiBuharii:
Syria is better than Abia states. The place is empty, all the resources are in Ochendo's bank account and the first Kalu.

Funny thing is Igbos still take them as small gods. When they say go to school, you will say you want to come to Lagos to do business. When you reach Lagos, na Tinubu wahala you go carry for head. How will you make progress

has the baby that was "stolen" by an ifa priest being returned.

the worst thing is yorubas still see aregbeshola as a god.

when they say go to school, you go there and bribe you way through exams, when you become unemployable you come online and rANT.

everybody relax, buhari promised to stabilize world oil pFrice.

rubbish

Shymm3x:
Brev, in as much as I have only lived in one country - I grew up around different folks, from different cultures. I understand how the average Jamaican is. Jamaican might be a tad over the top most times and, some of them might not like African folks (due to slavery or whatever prejudice) - but the average Jamaican understands decency/fairness/co-existence/loyalty. And once they see you as a brother - the brotherhood would always be thicker than water. Ditto Pakistanis who're the Asian version of Jamaicans (went to Uni in an area they dominate and did a lot of things with them).

However, with naij folks - everything is about wickedness, self-centeredness, cheating, being diabolic, and being criminal-minded. Why? And they're always brazen and unremorseful, with inane sense of entitlement to everything, even things that they're not entitled to.

Just take a look at the muthaphucka with tiger claws on his face and how he ra.ped the chic like he's entitled to fvcking her. And he showed no remorse. If he had mental problems, then you'd give him a little bit of a pass. But this guy acted like the typical Nigerian and how Nigerians interact with folks. I honestly won't be surprised if a lot Nigerians start getting killed everywhere soon. Folks have been saying naija folks are the worst people on this planet for time, but I never took them seriously till I got my wake up call. I had my own experience and I should've taken the lives of the two pricks, but I just didn't. And killing someone is the easiest thing to do, once something triggers it. Nigerians need a re-orientation, and Nigeria created these folks - they're a product of their environment.

you keep pulling out sh1tty opinions from your phat ar53.

muhamadu "ajala" buhari

error move!

efilefun:
You lack wisdom

mr man go and sit you flat ass down, you are no better than the poster, if it were reverse, your kind would be saying trash here, now that its some Yoruba crime you are sounding off.

you lack wisdom and understanding because you and him are both tribalists.

TEKEN?

SaiBuharii:
All this Junior secondary boys like my father sef, with their teenage s3x thing, e.g, Who gave my father internet access into my mother's pvsxxy sef.

wow, sorry about your life.

adenine02:


Some TAN and PDP followers will never repent
Even if u show the a video of PDP thugs gang banging their
Mother. They will tell you it videoshop

God bless Nigeria Army
God bless PMB
God bless Nigeria and the good people that support PROGRESIVE CHANGE



God purnish saTANist



Amen

mr man go and sit down, in GEJs time we saw even more pics of dead bokos in mass graves, its not new. stop acting like its some novel thing.

eleko1:
This is what OBJ told GEJ to do then,Dangle Carrot/stick formular..We want peace in NIG.

this kind of piece is recipe for future disaster, its delayed demise, its killing yourself instalmentally.

all the fallen soldiers and civilians will be rolling in their grave.


everyone knows the chibok girls if ever they were kidnapped cant be in one place now, boko might round up new girls and claim they are the chibok girls.

SaiBuharii:
Igbokwenu!!!

Abi una go deny una homosexual product?

you fart and dust come out.

you open your mouth and the stench of long-time held fart fills the room.

your skull cracks and rags fall out.




pity.

I have said it, APC is full of clowns, only thing they are missing is the costume.

Buhari is a clown without the smiley painted face and the funny costume.

thats the way to go.

jaybee3:
Buhari doesn't have a choice and we aren't in a military era where he has total/absolute control

They will definitely go for the best possible approach but are the militants open to constructive dialogue and lasting solution? remember we are dealing with extremely greedy militants who are in it for the pocket/stomach alone

when you make concessions and invite them to dialogue and they refuse the terms then you can be talking from a moral high ground, whoever loses the moral high ground first, loses the war.

jaybee3:
That was exactly what he said he was going to do at the eagle square with his inaugural speech.

He said and i quote
"The amnesty programme in the Niger Delta is due to end in December, but the Government intends to invest heavily in the projects, and programmes currently in place. I call on the leadership and people in these areas to cooperate with the State and Federal Government in the rehabilitation programmes which will be streamlined and made more effective. As ever, I am ready to listen to grievances of my fellow Nigerians. I extend my hand of fellowship to them so that we can bring peace and build prosperity for our people. - "

See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/read-president-buhari-inaugural-speech/#sthash.L9jzDoKq.dpuf

What else do you want him to do?

Nigerian state cannot simply afford to keep ignoring the root cause of all these problems. The people that need real development are the common Niger delta folks not Mend

well, I agree with you on the bolded, but you know how inconsistent buhari is, both in speech and action, I wont start listing some of them here to avoid the risk of needless repetition.

buhari seems to live in his own world (somewhere between 1962-1979) and lacks the tact that diplomacy requires to solve issues as this, forget all the nice speeches, he didn't write them and was just repeating a well (or badly.....depending on the importance you place on syntax) essay.

jaybee3:
1. why don't you engage her in a more constructive way instead of throwing your toys outta the pram

2. So let me ask, what would you do different if you were Mr President?

1. daughterfucker, do you know what happens to knights in shining armour, they impaled on their swords, have their head chopped off and their body fed on by maggots and vultures while the villain fvkcs the damsel to stupor.

2. you cant use force for tompolo, it can never work, It has never worked, and Nigeria cant afford to wage a two sided war at this time, the terrain is quite different, the war will be in the creeks which is home to this boys, they navigate the creeks like no other would, their targets? not human, churches etc but economic sabotage, oil pipelines and such, with the dwindling price of oil now, Nigeria cant afford to lose barrels/money per to sabotage.

lastly with all the firepower and navigation skills at this guys proposals, they control the sale of bunkered oil, even troops sent down there watch them while they do this, they either take their cut and watch or die trying to fight, and most choose the later option. Nigeria cant afford the cost, human, capital, infrastructural, moral and economic costs of such war when the world price is as now and boko are wrecking havoc up north.

the best buhari can do now compromise and play for time while taking everything inch by inch, tilting the rules and playing field tactically to GRADUALLY gain more ground. if he can negotiate with boko, then he should by all means do so with tompolo, after a while he should renegotiate the terms of the contract, use diplomatic means is to hedge and play for time, that's the summary.

with all t

firstEVA:
hahahahahaha, i laugh, this is not president Jonathan's administration, this is Buhari's government, Tompolo cannot be stuupid enough to try nonsense, if he dares this government, he will be wiped out to extinction and he knows it. Power has changed hands, we no longer have a president that smiles around the clock like a new bride, the earlier these boys know that, the better for them.

your mouth is still wet from sucking mamas breast and you feel old enough to comment where elders are talking.

omatseye can svck my dikc while I am pissing. earning his pay from tinubu as usual.

he didn't know that these guys were core ambitious politicians when everyone was screaming SHangie! and they were busy scheming towards selfish purposes.

fvkc him, even if he is celibate.

its all the camel driver's fault.

the self imposed rasul of the moon doG, allah.

kossyablaze:
Hmmm Nollywood don start again.
Well if any girl try am for my side,na very mammot thunderous slap I go land am.REASON?I am the man,I am incharge,I solely call the shots!
WARNING:Beware of my useless maid INTROVERT.
OFF TO WORK JARE

how can such a large head make such little sense.

some will say let the best people get the job, but the "BEST" all happen to come from a particular section is beyond me.

Rilwayne001:
I am as useless as a used condom, my father should have exchanged me for a ''MUDU'' of rice

look at how that error has infected the world

am gonna work haaaaaaaaard in the city, so wish me weeeeeeelll!

Rilwayne001:
YES. I said the same thing yesterday. They are indeed the one aiding boko-are-ram in other to force their evil gay nonsense on us. God is greater than them.

you are a shameless rabid dog