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RomanceRe: Groom Checking His Phone While Walking Down The Aisle With His Wife (Video) by rigarmortis: 2:36pm On Jun 04, 2023
Man City to win

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PoliticsRe: I Respect The Northerners But A Southerner Should Be Picked As NSA. by rigarmortis: 7:48am On Jun 04, 2023
Winneepye:
The north has the most security challenges. Giving a southerner that is not conversant with the knowledge of northern issues such post is tantamount to failure already.
So the northern NSAs that have been on that seat ever since are cover Southerners?
EducationRe: 70-year-old Former U-20 Coach Bags A First Class From UNIJOS by rigarmortis: 10:39pm On Jun 01, 2023
saintbillion:
Well congratulations. Jos no be north again? First class over there is liken to pass in Eastern uni's. He's better than our darling Tinubu and his predecessor.
Sometimes it's better to shut up
PoliticsRe: Lamadi Apapa Seen Somewhere At Apapa Taking A Nap by rigarmortis: 10:32pm On Jun 01, 2023
bennybuhari:
@Op is this not your father? Don't mock him so that your son won't mock you too in old age. Karma is real
How many of your wicked Nigerian politicians from east to west to south to north has karma caught?
CrimeRe: Gunmen Behead Man At Drinking Joint In Abia (Photos) by rigarmortis: 6:39pm On May 26, 2023
Creamypie:
these pipo wan try sell d ipob stuff to we Deltans, cos of our close proximity to east, and d fact that Igbo's are relocating in large numbers to delta and surrounding southern states....since IPOb/ESN/u g.m started in d east. They have this unhealthy irredentist attitude in them.one woman was making a call, saying asaba is almost as good as no man's land. Thats how they start. They think anywhere Igbo's settle is Igbo land, which is = Biafra land, so that the criminals using it as cover can extend their criminality of kidnappings, robberies, human organ harvesting, and assassination in d south. Many igbo Big men with their families no longer go home, even at the year ending, even when there's family meeting, they send representative and make and fulfil all their financial obligations as required in the meeting from their base outside Igbo land. I thank God Gowon divided south from east. otherwise, we from south for no dey exist again
Delta state is not no man's land. Rather Warri is Urhobo and Itsekiri land. Sapele is Urhobo land. ughelli is Urhobo land and Asaba is Igbo land if the Asaba indigenes say so.
RomanceRe: Do You Find It Hard Having Sex With Condom? by rigarmortis: 5:21pm On May 25, 2023
Pussykills:
I find it so hard having sex with condom and I hate it. If I'm having sex and condom is on, I could bang forever yet I won't reach climax. But the moment the condom is removed, its takes 10mins maximum and I'm done.

I'm worried because I keep many partners.

I used to mastubate, then I stopped but I still watch porn once in a while. I don't know if there's a correlation between mastubation and finding it hard to enjoy sex with protection.

Could it be that during those days I masturbated my dick got so used to my hand that it now feels nothing for puxxxy unless without protectionhuh?

My question is do you find it hard having sex with condom that you ended up having sex without condom?
You are in love with your left hand.
SportsRe: Antetokounmpo & Anthony Joshua On Forbes 50 Highest-Paid Athletes 2023 List by rigarmortis: 5:49am On May 19, 2023
Airlord2030:
if you like edit my comment, it doesn't change the fact that you are an easternbul monkey. cheesy
Cry
SportsRe: Antetokounmpo & Anthony Joshua On Forbes 50 Highest-Paid Athletes 2023 List by rigarmortis: 3:52pm On May 18, 2023
Airlord2030:
my dad was the village drunk who rayyyped my mom without condom on a bench inside a ramshackle shed somewhere in ikorodu. He poured his alcohol diluted spe3rm inside her fetid cvvvunt and I was the first one to swim to her rotten womb.

Nine months later fell out of her gutter wide puccccci and landed on my head.

That's why I can't reason properly.
Eyaaaah. I understand you. It is well
SportsRe: Antetokounmpo & Anthony Joshua On Forbes 50 Highest-Paid Athletes 2023 List by rigarmortis: 1:25pm On May 18, 2023
Airlord2030:
may UGM claim your life suddenly..

Bastard
You mean the way herdsmen claimed the life of your mom, rayyyped your two sisters turn by turn and forced your father to participate before sending him across the border into Cotonou and keeping you fugly unransomeable sisters as segggsx slaves?
PoliticsRe: Lamidi Apapa Denies Receiving ₦‎500 Million To Instigate Crisis In Labour Party by rigarmortis: 10:23am On May 18, 2023
SLOVFO:
Don't mind him. He is one of those on this forum just to instigate ethnic tension.
Oh. I see. Many mad men plenty here sha. Honestly politics is really big business. Imagine paying ppl 30k per month to come and do this kind of sheeeeeeit. Nawa o
PoliticsRe: Lamidi Apapa Denies Receiving ₦‎500 Million To Instigate Crisis In Labour Party by rigarmortis: 9:52am On May 18, 2023
CYBERSOLDIERSre:
That Yoruba rogue called Apapa is as useleas as they are.

A region where father and mother plus children are all Agberos.

Lamidi Apapa is a very useless and senseless old man.
You are a bigot and an idiot. Didn't you see Yoruba ppl against him? What about the other guy from ebonyi claiming that abure bribed ppl
TV/MoviesRe: NTA Wooden Backdrop Falls On Presenter On Live TV by rigarmortis: 6:25am On May 18, 2023
It's either a skit from the good folks of NTA to relieve the stress faced by Nigerians or deliberate punishment from management for a horrendous presentation
PoliticsRe: Wike Apologises To Igbos by rigarmortis: 8:49pm On May 17, 2023
Kikeslayer2:
Okoro slave, my ancestors made money selling your OSU ancestors .
And they forgot to will some of that immense wealth to your goodself?
PoliticsRe: Wike Apologises To Igbos by rigarmortis: 8:21pm On May 17, 2023
Kikeslayer2:
My ancestors sold okoros to Jewish slavers

That's my only link to okorodom
You mean your grandfathers deported from Brazil in 1800 for being too lazy to work?
PoliticsRe: Livy Uzoukwu: What Is INEC Hiding? Obi's Lead Counsel Asks (Video) by rigarmortis: 8:15pm On May 17, 2023
Bb
PoliticsRe: Who Are Those People That Shake Hands Like This? by rigarmortis: 6:18am On May 09, 2023
Peter Obi is a seadog. A pyrate. Same with wole Soyinka. This is a known fact
PoliticsRe: Obi's Innocent Handshake Sparks Controversy At Presidential Campaign Tribunal by rigarmortis: 4:32pm On May 08, 2023
Obi is a pyrate. Everyone knows this
PoliticsRe: I Won’t Refund Cost Of Flyovers To Rivers – Tinubu Tells Wike by rigarmortis: 5:31pm On May 03, 2023
You have to lobby me?
PoliticsRe: Sense Of Entitlement Syndrome In Nigeria Too Much – Ngige by rigarmortis: 5:08pm On May 01, 2023
Same Ngige practiced in the US for long before coming here to steal money
CultureRe: Amanyanabo Bans Igbo In Opobo by rigarmortis: 6:56am On May 01, 2023
ChiefJusticeFuc:
okoro , Tinubu will restructure Nigeria and see to your expulsion .

that's good for me.
Noted
CultureRe: Amanyanabo Bans Igbo In Opobo by rigarmortis: 6:56am On May 01, 2023
tsdarkside:
why would anybody want to vote obi after his bad record in anambra and his miserable show of shame before elections....??

look....a igbo cant become president....its just the way it is....
But Anambra is not Igbo now?
CultureRe: Amanyanabo Bans Igbo In Opobo by rigarmortis: 11:41pm On Apr 30, 2023
ChiefJusticeFuc:
ijaws are now reclaiming their land and dissociating Opobo from Heebo .

The king has made it clear that because they adopted Igbo language during the slave trade that doesnt mean they are heebo.

this is how an Onitsha indigene will tell you he is not heebo .

migration via trading is how you guys slowly stole land and expanded . See Onitsha and Anambra as a whole for tefrence . Opobo is no different and is not heebo land.
If the whole Anambra is not Igbo then why didn't you vote for your brother, Peter Obi, my SW friend.
CrimeRe: Keke Driver Stabs Passenger To Death Over ₦50 Dispute In Bayelsa (Pictures) by rigarmortis: 11:33am On Apr 20, 2023
DoxxAnon:
You learn very quickly not to argue with Keke or Okada riders from the North.

They hit your car, keep moving! They hold your change, forget it!

They are quick to stab and most times, nothing will happen! No Justice and you lose your life to a stark illiterate
So we should continue like that?

If they also come for your wife forget it!
CrimeRe: Keke Driver Stabs Passenger To Death Over ₦50 Dispute In Bayelsa (Pictures) by rigarmortis: 11:29am On Apr 20, 2023
Obakoolex:
At times soft words and overlooking saves life!
Imagine this cute nigga loosing his dear life over #50.

I totally condemn this act but we all know many abokis get hot temper, yet we southerners always treat them as shit and even be calling them bad names in their presence and be laughing about it, we treat them as if they are not humans and we'll be the ones pointing fingers and call someone else bigot.
So because they have hot temper they should always have their way?
CrimeRe: Lagos-Based Daredevil Armed Robbery Suspects Arrested In Ogun (Photo) by rigarmortis: 5:58pm On Apr 14, 2023
OkayDaddy:
Dericho who you took your moniker from was one of the most notorious armed robbers in the East. If he were still alive today, he would have been an Obidient.
What about shina Rambo and oyenusi.

Notorious robbers from the east with south west sounding names
PoliticsRe: Uber Facts Posts Bola Tinubu's US Drug Case by rigarmortis: 9:33am On Apr 10, 2023
Benwallt:
The money was forfeited due to non-campliance and has nothing to do with drugs. America will not only take the proceeds of drugs from a trafficker but the trafficker will also go in for it.

If the forfeiture was related to drugs, Mobil would have sacked him immediately. He has been given a clean bill of health and we are ready for May 29 inauguration.

The sore losers two strongest cases have been explained below.
It's called plea bargaining. Educate yourself
RomanceRe: Viral Video Of A Bride's Father In "Massive" Tears On Her Wedding Day (pics/vid) by rigarmortis: 8:59am On Apr 09, 2023
He's thinking of the kind of positions that young man will subject the fragile punny
PoliticsRe: Dr Dele Afelumo's Response To Chimamanda Adichie by rigarmortis: 6:21am On Apr 08, 2023
Who will pen a reply to kwankwaso
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Raid Umogidi In Benue, Kill Policeman, 45 Others by rigarmortis: 9:05am On Apr 07, 2023
gozmok1:
please I no get RIP to type.


you can wail under my comment.

keep on rienforcing failures
How did you know who the dead voted for.

FYI, benue voted massively for LP

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