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1. whats your motivation pertaining to this job.
money

2. sex?
three times daily

3. when do you plan to leave
when I get a better job

4. what do you need to make you work harder and meet your company target
a good looking secretary

5. are you computer literate
am a nairaland addict

the boldest driver with a valid car insurance policy plus some African science back up should go first

humility is when you shit soap because you are rich.

not when you carry one small plastic chair

mensdept:
So he is now a "man of humility", yet the OP forgot his 8 YEARS Of MIS GOVERNANCE of the very poor ABia State. Now he's the 4th richest kino kor?


Good lord you fools have short attention spans

God bless the people of the state of osun for cheering the infamous aregbesola recently for put the state of osun in its present state.

sing after me........

ra ra....ra ra o, baby k'ojo.

continue singing till you know what to do.

its inspirational

quid:
The nigerian army is a wasted army

when GEJ was there, it was his fault, now that boobooHarry is there, its the army's fault.

the truth is the NA is trying there given given all, they faced these guys on a one on one battle, which is what they are trained for and dislodged them from their base.

its hard to fight guerrilla warefares of stealth attacks like this, there is little the army can do at this stage, what even the US army couldn't stop these kind of attacks in Afghanistan, Iraq, etc, after the main battle of conquest has been won, same with terrorist attacks with IEDs, small assault weapons etc, recall, the recent killings in france, boston race massacre, and killings of black worshippers recently in south USA.

after the main conquest, there is little the army can do, the next thing is community policing by police/ civil defence plus select youths of the community to give it a community tone and not make it look like an occupational force.

infiltration by the DSS/SSS and allied depts., community sensitisation by relevant authorities to discourage youths from joining, this must be done by involving imams/ traditional rulers and lastly screening of foreigners by the customs/immigration for weapons and such before they enter the country, right now, ppl move from chad, niger and northern Cameroon into Nigeria too freely, some with sinister motives.

picture this, if a man rapes his wife in the night, can the army stop it, can the army stop a kid who has made up his mind to join boko secretly, can the army recognise a stranger walking to a mosque with an IED if there is no community police?


blame the army when they abandon their weapons and run or when they make amateur mistakes that results in lost of conquered territory.

there are other departments and a lot to be done after conquest, in fact in cases of religious terrorism, that's just the start of work.

mister buhari has no foreseeable plan right now, his immediate problem is to settle all the power brokers fighting and jostling for position/relevance.

and to secure his position by bringing in his fellow cattle rearers, even if they are retired.

taofeeq137:
and SIR...pls what exactly is dat "INTEREST" o? ehat exactly are they fighting for no western education?? how did they learn to make bombs? handle guns? the truth is, dey are lost fellows, fanatics, dey dont have any goal, no mission, just kill kill kill...and dat obviously isnt ISLAM(peaceful religion)...if dey follow the holy Qur'an, dey would know it is nt their place to "KILL" any human at all.

yeah, while I agree with you that moderate muslims might disagree with BH, nevertheless, it remains a fact that the religion is far from being that of peace, just check out MOST muslim countries.

the very tenets of islam breeds extremism, you must not do this, you must not do that....or else!
what happened to freewill, see that's the difference between islam and other religions, you are free to follow or renounce, unlike islam that carries death penalty, in lent period, you are not forced to fast, you are not forced to dress like nuns, eat whatever you like, it is left btw you, your God and your conscience.

but not so for the adherents of the teachings of uncle moe, you are almost reduced to a zombie, that's the same tactic that people who use child soldiers use, when all arguments is taken from you, the next thing is your common sense, then you do whatever you are told.

some of these muslims don't even know what they are fighting for. the imam said go, and they went.

islam is like a hard drug, many use it and they are still sane, a few use it and they become sharper, the think deeper, the reflect soberly.

SOME USE IT AND THE GO GAGA, ASK MAJEK FASHEK, ASK SHEKAU, ASK THE TALIBAN, ISIS, ASK YOURSELF.






which category are you.

ibrokola:
The day you start looking at it wholistically and objectivity is the day you'll understand BHT. Its purely political. It was the first set of BHT that could be said to believe they were fighting for religious reasons.

IsLAMe has always been political, during the time of "proph-ate" MuhaMad, there were numerous was of conquest in the name of allah and forced conversions into the religion of piss.

the "prophets" teachings has a lot of political undertones as soon as he reportedly came out of a cave and proclaimed himself the last prophet of a certain moon god, also hitherto known as allah.

the teachings of jihad is deeply enrooted in political advancement by any means necessary, when the followers of Jesus tried to entice him into fighting for political relevance, he assured them that his kingdom is not of this world, not so with El hajj mohaMAD bin Abubarkar (SAW 4), all conquered territories where quickly placed under a mooSLIME ruler nominated and installed by the ''LAST'' prophet.

all sultan/emir/ruler of and Islaymeek nation also leads them in prayer, showing that the state and religion are intertwined, most fights in islam is intertwined with, land, forced conversions, making iSLame a state religion, annexing of infidels lands and others, including control of the state.

hence ISLAM IS INTERTWINED WITH POLITICS.

I rest my case.

and Nigerian girls who eat amala for breakfast and fufu for dinner would be like........hmn..I cant swallow those things pls, I want mr biggs.

the ones that can kill four rats with one stick while locked in a dark room with nothing on but a pair of aviator sunglasses will jump on you when they see a lizard in broad daylight.

smh.

ziccoit:
Personally, I believe the best man should do the work. Let's Buhari concludes his other appointments and compare the note in term of spread I think that is after which one can conclude if he is actually favoring the North.

and the "best" men all happen to come from the north.

omenka:
Wow this is a reason because someone from a different ethnic group killed a "biafran" huh?? Don't "biafrans" kill "biafrans"

You guys make the agitation look silly when you paint it in such colours.

May God Almighty rest the souls of the departed, amen. Horrible incident indeed.

you are a heartless lumbering dickless beast with a brain even smaller than the fabled mustard seed.

don't you know that targeted killings like this is enough to spur on separatists, in this case they have a genuine cause, when people are killed and robbed due to greed or other factors akin to it, its different from the scenario painted above.

if this is one Nigeria, may one Nigeria happen to you and your family.

pvnk a55

let bigots be bigots

dearpreye:
All these ballistic missiles landed on ONE person?

I hate hypocrites, if you are a critic, be a critic, point out the wrongs no matter who, if on the other hand, you are a fan then its understood.

the guy pretends that he argues cos he loves Nigeria when he is just a fan of buhari who sees no wrong no matter what the man does.

glimpse33:
Jesu!
Take that man of God to YABALEFT or USELU

dry

omenka:
Says a PainedWailingWailer.

you should be dead by now, having said those last words.

RIP omenCunt, you won't be missed.

omenka:
Says a pained WailingWailer again!

your case is beyond treatment, go ahead and commit suicide.

it will be one less mo.ron on earth, don't forget, your final words on earth should be the only one you know, a la "says a pained wailing wailer" right before you jump off that cliff.

omenka:
Says a WailingWailer.

one sure sign of madness is repeating same word over and over again, like some broken CD. your fixation is the bolded.

your problem is now half solved, don't thank me, submit yourself to the relevant authorities.

omenka:
Says a pained WailingWailer.

you are obviously demented, you should have saved everyone your nationalistic toga rhetoric of yore and proclaim that you are just a fan of buhari instead of making it seem that you are fighting for something.

to imps like you, buhari can never do wrong even when he is obviously doing wrong.

don't be angry, ignorance is bliss, its all good to be wrong and not in the know.

omenka:
Oh shut the hell up. When it is negative news, you say it is Buhari, when it is positive, you say it is a result of what Jonathan had done because it is still too early to start seeing the results of Buhari's admin.

What a bunch of Wailing Wailers.

you are a bluffing, huffing, puffing, slow to the draw, not in the know hothead, fly away and try that bonehead jive with someone as dumbfucked as you, instead of attempting suicide by engaging eggheads in the know.

a dumbfuck like you thinks everyone doesn't know jackshit like him, sucker, you are not in demand, go somewhere quiet and cry, or just pour some hot sand down your garrotted throat and end your misery.

when you were spinning more tales than walt Disney against GEJ it was all good, do you deny that there was food security during GEJs tenure, you think everyone is blind or ignorant? now that your man is making baby mistakes in the beginning and people are pointing it out you are crying foul, you don't like your balls clipped huh?.....suck one of 'em till you choke.

you are a typical cyber clutter wolf, slow on the draw, keep huffing and puffing and blow down your house of straw, jackass.

now go Bleep yourself d0rgy style.

omenka:
See how they flocked to the thread to lynch the publisher- they simply hate good news, it makes them sick!

Sai Baba joor! Anyone who doesn't like how the gentleman rolls should carry a placard and go on a protest march at the peak of mount Vesuvius.

And you sincerely think this your post makes sense eh?

My good man?

modath:
All the posters above must be males..

Seems the part about being forced to marry the victim & a slow (euphemism for retar.d) man for that matter & that she returned to her old boyfriend didn't register..

No one has a right to take another's life no matter the provocation or justification but her father erred in his actions but she should have refused.. Who knows maybe she was scared of being disowned..

Rest in peace to the dead & Lord have mercy on the soul of the perpetrator as well.. What a sad situation..

Maybe she should have poisoned her own father instead and not the ''slow'' guy, he was the one who forced her into the union and not the innocent slow p o k e.

''slow'' guys are still beneficial to the world, there are many of them on nairaland, roaming the earth.

How many people will be left if you kill all the retar.ds/slow people in the politics section?