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 Politics › Re: Why Are El-rufai Children Dying At This Rate. by rigarmortis: 5:53pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
berem: maybe he is planning to kill more of El-Rufai's children.Must you ppl politicize everything?.....what has pdp got to do with someone elses grief.....allow him mourn in peace pls. 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Cameroon Rescues Vice Pm’s Wife Kidnapped By Boko Haram by rigarmortis: 2:25pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
Akinsz: Since NA is useless, why dont we hire cameroonian soldiers to do the job for us. Abi ewo ni were...If it takes 16 camerounian soldiers to die before a person is rescued, calculate how many soldiers you need to rescue 219 girls...... Its 219 multiplied by 16 plus or minus a few more lives.... Do the math |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Cameroon Rescues Vice Pm’s Wife Kidnapped By Boko Haram by rigarmortis: 12:36pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
Some ppl here are praising cameroon, implying that nigeria is faring worse in all aspects...this is worse. The economy, security, living standards, everything is not upto nigerias, before you praise them, dig deeper. The woman could have been ransomed, it could be another group and not boko, it could be staged, the fact that the woman could be kidnapped in her home says a lot about their security... Another thing is that kidnappers find it hard to keep a low profile after a high profile kidnap like this.....remember obasanjos daughter and jonathans uncle and the rest...all rescued..... 2 Likes |
| Business › Re: How Do You Retrieve Your Money From A Serial Onigbese? by rigarmortis: 10:03am On Jul 29, 2014 |
You cant, thats why they are called serial debtors. If you want to keep a friend, dont lend and dont borrow. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Pictures Of Ndigbo Muslims After Eid Prayer In Abia by rigarmortis: 4:48pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
NafeesaAA: Northerners don't change their way of dressing no matter how long they stay in one place.Fat lie from deep inside uncle moe's a55. There are muslims in umuahia from the north who dont even know whr they come frm again, some speak better igbo than igbos that grew in the north. During one crisis when they decided to attack their area, there was this particular guy who pleaded with the mobb in igbo, he was dressed and spoke perfect igbo, he was from the north but all his friends are igbos, his friends couldnt beat him and by extention, they couldnt beat the others, thats how everybody just went back home. You can find such in onitsha, aba, PH, okigwe especially....some parts of ebonyi too. 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Pictures Of Ndigbo Muslims After Eid Prayer In Abia by rigarmortis: 4:46pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
NafeesaAA: Northerners don't change their way of dressing no matter how long they stay in one place. |
| Romance › Re: Happy Runzgirl Day by rigarmortis(op): 8:12pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
mencade5: hahahahaha....my brother their matter don tire me ooo.Runz gehs don suffer for your hand o, no too kill them, today na their day na |
| Romance › Re: Happy Runzgirl Day by rigarmortis(op): 8:00pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
jennylove7575: Hey I love this thread o.....yes oooo all the happening babes in da house scream. ...help me rejoice o my alhaji and minister done hammer me better pepper......money good o...Nice one, i see you are in abuja, i am currently in zoom lounge gwarimpa, from there vegas, then finally house 18, how is your movement this evening.....? Happy runzgirl day by the way |
| Romance › Re: Happy Runzgirl Day by rigarmortis(op): 7:57pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
mencade5: pwahahaahahahaha.hahahahahahahahahahaha very typical |
| Romance › Re: Happy Runzgirl Day by rigarmortis(op): 7:27pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
fijiano202: bros no mind me,am on sabbatical leaveNo wonder |
| Romance › Re: Happy Runzgirl Day by rigarmortis(op): 6:57pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
fijiano202: Because of this thread,On behalf of all nigerians i donate you to boko haramAre you ok? when did you escape? 1 Like |
| Romance › Happy Runzgirl Day by rigarmortis(op): 6:38pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
Today is runzgirls day, wish them all good luck in their various projects. Remember that if your girl is only available when you are boxed up, or asks you a favour and tries to batter s3x for it all the time.......you are dating one....the dangerous type.....the runzsgirlFRiend type. Before you condemn, beware. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Bokoharam Kidnaps Cameroon's Vice Prime Minister's Wife by rigarmortis: 6:01pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
Omo, i googled the womans pic, no be small nyansh these people go enjoy tonight o. |
| Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bomber Dies In Failed Attempt to bomb University In Kano by rigarmortis: 5:28pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
A dairy of a muslim matyr in aljanah porn studio inc. Day 1. Its a hell of a job disvirgining this girls although is kinda fun, i had a field day today....very nice. Day 2. It disvirgined 3 yesterday, cant beleive i still have 69 to go, i did 5 more today and i've got briuses on my deeeck, ama go have some win flowing over that mountain...see ya. Day 3. This is getting boring, just wine and this disvirgin job all day, i wanted the ones i disvirgined yesterday...at least to make it easier for me...and less messy, to my dismay they have been revirgined......what a life. Day 4. This is no longer fun, i cant even take a leave from this.....i am so bored. Day 5. These girls are so boring, they just sit and look, they dont know how to hold conversation and can only do one position, i am going crazy here. Even with that, they just lie there moping...........yesterday i thought i was lucky, cos i heard something that sounded like a moan, turned out the girl was only chanting koranic verses....huge turn off...... Infact at this stage i will prefer a pr0st1tvt3 to these lousy, boring girls Day 6. Just woke up brushed my teeth and about to relax when about 11 of these girls came knocking, i tried to send them back but they said they came at the orders of uncle moh, i am no longer moved by them and viagra is not allowed here.........see yall soon. Day 7. This is it....i am going back to earth...tomorow i plan to visit aljanah sea port if i can get pieces bombs from a new arrival i can put them together and make a good bomb with which i will use to blow up some of these virgins and myself back to earth.........imagine!!!! I can see about 18 of them coming and they are already n4k3d.....i still have a backlog of about 41 untouched girls and am bored with them already......yesterday i was heavilt reprimanded by mr. Moh for not performing my civic duties here.....all i want is just to be by myself and maybe watch premiership........... My next post will be from earth... 7 Likes |
| Romance › Re: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by rigarmortis: 8:55am On Jul 26, 2014 |
TRADELYN:Done 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by rigarmortis: 8:53am On Jul 26, 2014 |
OP, you made many mistakes in your bid to win this girl. First is never appear desperate. Always keep them guessing. Never nag, let your time with her be fun. Never alienate your friends, they were there before you met her, they will still have your back after every, whenever you get married, then your friends will give you distance. Lastly never turn persistence into a pest.... Have a many fishes in the sea mentality....there is nothing like the only one for me....its a myth be romance novel authors and telemundo actors, you can turn any girl that ADDS VALUE in your life and has something to offer in the relationship into the one. This love thing is very fickle and can wane or fade with time. You played this one wrong bro, its gonna be hard to rectify, this attention you are givin her here is only making it worse....man up bro. Girls secretly detest someone they can hurt easily, control, predict and box into a corner, let your attention and gift be strategic, surprise n a REWARD, indiscriminate attention n gift will make it lose its value n you will appear desperate, the moment a girl knows you will do anything not to lose her is the moment you start losing her. Cut out bro, i am showing you tough love here, get others, engage in other things, improve yourself, do better, dont be harsh on her, be civil n polite but stop all these trash talk, be in control of yourself, dont let her actions dictate your reactions.....wait n see. The greatest weapon women use on guys like you is passive aggression n its working on you like magic. 96 Likes |
| Romance › Re: How Do You Handle A Girl During Her Period? by rigarmortis: 5:05pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
mirror her actions. when she is done...have a cool, fun dialogue with her, then just form vex and say..lemme alone, hang up or walk away... when she calls back and ask you why....... just tell her, sorry I was on my period....lets see how she likes that.....nonsense |
| Romance › Re: Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by rigarmortis(op): 8:20am On Jul 25, 2014 |
xtervaganza: Mr op......all na mind game to make you feel guilty, once your mindset is compromised you are done for 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by rigarmortis(op): 5:31pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
Mencade5 n tradelyn una two no well o, walahi |
| Romance › Re: Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by rigarmortis(op): 5:00pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
mencade5: my brother, do you what mr nice guy has caused me?i learnt from other ppls mistakes bro...and I almost fell victim too... have you ever been with a gril in the room after you have finished "the bizness" her real man bf calls her and she starts the bedroom voice I will call you back later shiiiiii, that taught me a lot sire. also females in general detests guys they can predict, guys who act all proper and good, and who can surprise them with fun. the uncertainty also keeps them on the edge and makes them act proper all the time, don't ever commit totally, let your presence be fun, but let that be all you offer, no permanent strings in the foreseeable future....unless.....keep it dangling... like I said I almost fell, may way of life is what I have painted above, but there was this girl who I fell for, I committed to her.....in the beginning she was more commited too, infact she loved 90% and me ten percent, I saw the future in her so I dropped every and commited, called, gave a my company, time and body exclusively, it was soooo fun for a time, then she started acting up. I guess I was too nice, breaking my own rules, I was in my finals in school then, subtle things that a born mugu wont notice, but I did, she started taking me for granted and all that, she just assumed that she had me hook which she did at the time, that whatever she did I wil still be there...well I was no born mugu...I went back to my own style... and guess what!......she started loving up again, calling, texting, asking me whats wrong all the time, I just smile and laugh and say nothing, then just arrange a surprise outing, she thinks we gonna be together, I just form an urgent call and kiss her goodbye.... gradual the outing turned to no outing no time no calls, she started planning surprises and gifts and two birthdys a month for me, flooded me with attention and gifts even when I acted bored all the time with her, cut most of her calls, but when I pick I gist and laugh like nothing is going on.......it was too late then....... now its almost 4 years later and she is still trying to win me back, I work in Abuja now while she is in warri but she comes to Abuja, gets a hotel and calls me, I just say am busy... then, whatsapp, and facebook... my guy...forget....... don't get suckered onto this mess 37 Likes 6 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by rigarmortis(op): 3:50pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
firstEVA: You all don't get tired of writing listsits an unending battle trying to change the mindset of the female gender resident in this country...but we will keep trying... 14 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by rigarmortis(op): 3:44pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
mencade5: i now have partners in the game. Now i can peacefully go for a holiday in Puerto Rico.na so bro, no more mr nice guy 1 Like |
| Romance › Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by rigarmortis(op): 1:59pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
1. The real man pill Some naija girls try to market and sell the “real man” to some poor unsuspecting dude, any dude that swallows this pill will immediately start acting like some robot, the “real man” is not supposed to do this and that, as prescribed by the particular naija girl you are dating. Swallow this pill and you are doomed for life, suckered into the myth that all men are supposed to behave in some way, which is infact a bid to control you, you should be pitied more than juddas Iscariot. The irony is that most of this girls have dated wimps in the past, broke up with them because he behaves like a puppet, meet you, fvkcs you to spite him and then tries AGAIN to turn you into the former BF by selling the pill to you. Poor souls. RED FLAG.....watch out for words like.....”your mates out there”....”real men are......” or trying to make you watch some romance movie or telemundo, then she ill hold up the characteristics of the main guy who is soooooo gentle, but beats his wife in real life and has had 40 divorces....watch at your own peril, if premership season is off, watch NBA, if its off season, plug your playstation, if none is available, give her the remote and take a nap. 2. The “need to be taken care of” mentality You would usually hear a naija girl say stuff like...i need a guy who can take care of me....well, nothing is wrong with that, but they mean it in a lazy way, like they are some dumb invalid, they appear like a wimp doll whenever i hear that shiii and should be surprised when they are treated as such, what happened to striving to get yours, the days of..the wife sits at home is gone, its equal rights now...of cos there wil be occasions now and then when, but don’t act like you have won the lottery, retired, or hit a jackpot as soon as a guy asks for your name. 3. Potential boyfriend profiling Naija girls profile you and size you up as soon as you say hello, you can see the cat like eyes darting around, all over you, searching for a clue. Yeah, everybody wants the good life but then what happened to meeting a person first and knowing him then seeing if you like him or not. When i meet such girls, i can sight them a mile away, but usually when i am drunk enough or just unfortunate to cross their path, immediately the sizing up begins, i feel like just cutting it short and walking away, but i am a gentleman, i just give an excuse about how my phone battery is flat, collect their number on a sheet of paper, then calmly proceed to dispose of the paper in the nearest dustbin, . 4. Some things are not sexually transmitted Success, wealth, smartness.....what do they have in common.....they are not sexually transmitted, so next time you are in a car and feel like the world is your, when you get kicked out you will end up with nada, so get yours, the fact that you are fvkcing each other doesn’t mean shiiii. 5. The victim mentality Guy meets girl, they start fxking, guy spends heaven and earth, girl meets sugar daddy, girl leaves guy........guy is hurt bad, everybody tells him he is a man, to move on. Guy meets girl, guy empties his bank account, girl is happy, guy sees a girl with phatter ar53, guy dumps girl, girl screams blue murder, tries to make guy look bad in the eye of the public, that is so nija girl, its unfair and idiotic, get over it, apply makeup, hook another one, thats the spirit. 6. Extreme neediness No need to explain, naija girls seem to need one thing or the other, some see it as a way of testing your love. Quite insane 7. Shallow mind and ignorance. She knows BB10, iphine, mercy Johnson, kim, k, ,,...thats the end, go deeper and you jam a brick wall, without a helmet you might get migraine for life, some of these girls are dumb as a doornail,, keep it up, keep steve jobs family rich and complain whne you are 50 and single. 167 Likes 22 Shares |
| Politics › . by rigarmortis(op): 1:39pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
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| Politics › Buhari Is The Best, I Salute You Sire by rigarmortis(op): 1:32pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
for his perfect acting in the badly edited and planned horror movie...the janjas bomb again part 1 the general deserves an Oscar, I have always known that the Nigerian movie scene is not bereft of good actors...now I have been vindicated. nollywood producers, what are you waiting for.... |
| Culture › Re: The Origin And Etymology Of Assassination by rigarmortis: 8:41am On Jul 24, 2014 |
assassin is from the Arabic word hashashin with means eaters of hashish... the sheik al jabal also known as the man of the mountains recruited men into his sect and fed them with hash and other unknown substances, some say he even hypnotised them. this is because when these men come out on a mission, they don't mind getting killed in the process as long as a killed their target. other ppl theorize that his strategy include, about a month or two of drunken orgy which include drugs/hashish, women and a paradise like setting, on the last day, they individual is made to sleep, when he wakes he wakes up in a dirty cloth and unkempt and hungry condition, no drugs, girls, wine..nothing, he is then promised that when he comes back from the mission he will be reintroduced to the events, if however he dies....same awaits him in heaven. the individuals go on their missions in a dogged trance like state, as if the are out of their mind....which they are...they are relentless and even seek death. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa's ANC Calls Israeli Ambassador To Leave The Country by rigarmortis: 3:14pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
bossanmayor: at 2005 the isreali withdrew from gaza and took back everything theychop knuckle my man, do you drink beer or wine, name the joint and lets go, I will pay, infact go there now and start drinking, no matter how many and how much, when I get there I will pay, you can even start a fight and beat the bar tender, I am coming with soldiers. 2 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa's ANC Calls Israeli Ambassador To Leave The Country by rigarmortis: 3:04pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Bluetooth2: You need to get a history book and read about the Israeli-Palesthinia conflict before talking about Hamas shooting rockets into Isreal. These guys are in a cage without a decent life yet you want them to continue to be enslaved by the Jews who keep making idiiotic reference about god's promiseland in an era where states are recongnized by their territory and sovereignity.bro believe me I know enough of the history. but my point is...hamas should be wise enough to know that launching rockets into civilian populated areas wont get them the respite they so badly need...that's my main point. since 1947 there has been countless wars...some are even full scale wars ......yom kippur war and six day wars were full scale arab-league wars on Israel which failed and resulted in Israel grabbing even MORE territory in the excuse of consolidation, how then can hamas be stupid enough o launch rockets now. watch bro, with this ground invasion, Israel is sure to be the winner in more ways than one......then the lives of LITTLE KIDS who don't even know anything about the surrounding politics will be lost in vain.. ..that's my point. launching rockets from peoples homes is foolhardy. |
| Politics › Nyako's Removal (nigerians And Their Funny Atitude) by rigarmortis(op): 1:45pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
The removal of nyako has exposed the shallow way some Nigerians reason. President Jonathan is accused of not fighting corruption, now nyako has been impeached cos of his corrupt practices and some people are complaining. Now the question is…is he guilty of the allegations….if yes then no excuse should made….. I hear people say stuff like..is he the only guilty governor?...why did he get impeached only after the statements he made etc.. All these doesn’t matter..the question is he guilty? From all indications he is indeed guilty of some sharp practices coupled with a not very sharp intellect. I don’t care about whatever motivation was behind his removal……as long as dude chopped money and made those statements without facts he deserved what he got… His prosecution should begin. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa's ANC Calls Israeli Ambassador To Leave The Country by rigarmortis: 1:30pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
onegig: Most don't even know what's happening there. They just open their mouths and talk. [b]No one is in support of hamas firing rockets [/b]but people should put themselves in the shoes of these people. You are fenced round. You can't travel, you can't have your personal freedom, your lands are been chopped up daily and your families are being killed daily in the disguise of self defense. What would you do?the bolded is the question I need an answer to...why they bomb CIVILLIANS in Israel......there is no excuse for that |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa's ANC Calls Israeli Ambassador To Leave The Country by rigarmortis: 1:25pm On Jul 23, 2014*. Modified: 1:48pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
honeric01: Bro you self see am..MR MAN you are the worst kind of educated illiterate the world has ever had the misfortune of knowing. answer my simple question before you start your blanket generalizations, stop spewing shiiiit up and down if you have no answers to them....and if you wanna see my reasons read my dialogue with caseless. you keep calling people ignorant while its clear you don't know shiiiit from shinola. simple scenario...hamas bombs Israel from densely packed town, Israel retaliates and you scream blue murder, ham-ass knows quite well there will be civilian casualties if Israel does...and it they don't they look and like a fool and keeps getting bombed. this human shield strategy is the only way they can engage a superior foe like Israel in ANY kind of battle and it seems to be working for them, since they don't mind the death of their citizens. at least its gaining some public sympathy from oafs like you. stop parading yourself as one knowledgeable bloke cos it only makes you look like a fool if you try this hard on a forum like NL.... just state your views or shut that fvck up. 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa's ANC Calls Israeli Ambassador To Leave The Country by rigarmortis: 1:13pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
onegig: You should have learnt not to talk to mad men. Having a discussion with them is more like shouting with a psychotic tout in AJ. I guess the UN human rights commission are also muslims and hamas sympathisers if we are to base things according to what these dolts believe.the only exercise you can do perfectly is jumping to conclusions. read my conversations with caseless and see my reason, I don't talk to hare brain ignoramuses in pseudo professor cloaks. give everybody benefit of the doubt next time. till then... you can jerk off into a large bucket.....aND DROWN IN IT. |
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