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Family › Re: Children Born Out Of Wedlock Are Mostly Female, How True??? by rigarmortis: 4:28pm On Sep 24, 2014
and who told you?......Dr. frabz or Dr. Dre......cos no real doctor would....
Politics › Re: Why Is Fight Against Boko Haram Been won As We Get Close To 2015 by rigarmortis: 12:42pm On Sep 24, 2014
some people said he wants to use boko to destabilize the north east so that elections wont hold there.

now that sanity is being brought back, you are still wondering why, you people criticise every move, good or bad, right or let he can never do the right thing.
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Gain In A Relationship Without Allowance Or Money From Their Bfs by rigarmortis: 8:59am On Sep 24, 2014
LifeIsGuhd: Agreed!

Spending on your girlfriend (if you really love her) is something you should enjoy doing, but Nigerian gentlemen see it as a favour which is really annoying angry

And what is more annoying is; if no sex, then no spending!!!
rubbish, women now claim equality with men, they compete with men for jobs, their votes now count...........get off your a55 and look for a job if you want to extra cash, your boyfriend is not a waling ATM, Nigerian men are even the best in the faded breadwinner idea, in southafrica and the west, the women even do more of the work while the guy sits at home, claim benefits, gets a bus pass and play playstation 4 all day...................just watch ONE episode of jerry springer and clear you doubt.


if you use your sex as a bargaining chip, then you have mADE YOURSELF DOSPOSABL AND DONT CRY WHERN HE DOES THAT. there a lots of girls willing to do just that.....you cant blackmail a dude with a commodity sold in the market, clubs, hotels, hostel, brothels, motels, pubs, under the mango tree, inside an empty shed, at the back of a car, in the bush, on the beach..................


if the sex is mutually beneficial why should one side keep paying?...............if he feels like giving you money or gifts...fine...but don't make him feel like he owes you an obligation to pay you for something with no second hand value after the deed is done.


if you want to get paid for it and you are too lazy to work, enter the nearest hotel, buy a drink and sip....clientele will come, go to small kuramo in lagos, stand along ademola adetokumbo wuse 2, Abuja anything from 10pm, get a room in one of the joints.......
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland December Get Togther....(fun All The Way)watch Out by rigarmortis: 8:41am On Sep 24, 2014
merit12: Oga kennyman,naijaboy,2sexy,karlxavier,chiefkpok,lugard,frankysnow,I nor forget una oh

Plans are in place




Whatapp me 08060265102

Pin 3326ED81

To reserved your chair and your babe own. or join the planing committee(planing on ground)



I will be updating the house at every stage

1.First we will be needing a big hall,open space ,pool side etc for the event

2. Picking up and guest house or hotel to stay for those coming from other state

3 Sit reservation for guest coming with your name on the tablet(please be serious about your coming we only made sit available to people who made known their position)

4 Arriving of guest starts from friday visit different places ,clubs,cinema,different places(feel free to tell me what you want me to arrange for you on order )

More are plans are coming I will be updating the house
venue, lagos or abuja
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland December Get Togther....(fun All The Way)watch Out by rigarmortis: 10:34am On Sep 23, 2014
merit12: It adult get to gether sir
I hope you know what I mean by adult....not adult as in....has goatee and above 21...

I mean adult as in adult movie...................but not quite movie...
Politics › Re: U.S. Wants Ihejirika’s Sudden ‘Billions’ Probed by rigarmortis: 9:40am On Sep 23, 2014
gen. babangida

gen. abacha family

gen. abdulsalami

gen. T Y danjuma

gen. gowon

gen. buhari.....ok lets leave him out.

and their beneficiaries like indimi, chanjis...etc who got free wells


probe them first before you even summon this man
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland December Get Togther....(fun All The Way)watch Out by rigarmortis: 9:06am On Sep 23, 2014
merit12: It is happening again again live and direct
It the nairaland let's get together

Many people have started to call and make plans of the events.

there going to be lots of activity happening

talk shows,games,programs dance with your crush


Meet some nairalander in person
Next man or woman sitting by your side can be temigracie,TRADELYN,davi8d,y-modulus,Youngzedd,mayorall,madam ty concept,missmayor,kingslove,hometech,eph,weezil,funclub, rozzay,mayorall,LaurelP,temigracie,MizMyColi ,Kachisbarbie ,Softsparkyy,Franksnow
naijaboiy,Sammyblaq,Frankysnow,Mrsbreezy,missberrypop,Rozzay,Missmossy,marieolae,KelvinGraphics,Dayjhihannon01,chibwike
Yemi2plus (mentions some names twice)
Oga seun fit dey dia self live and direct

Venue and location(still planing)


If I didn't mention your name ,your name is invisable here

Please feel free to add or comment what you want to be on the agenda and plan with me to make this a sucess.

Get prepared some of you might be giving talk

Please call 09098361003
Abuja or lagos, where is the venue, is it adult oriented or just get together?
Politics › Re: Kaduna State Governor Yero Rejects CAN Award. by rigarmortis: 3:50pm On Sep 22, 2014
bloodyklller: no am talking of your smelly harlot mother that fvcks dog for peanut.

otu nne I
my man, you are doing more harm to the catholic church by defending her in this manner, if you want to abuse someone with this kinda language, do it cos you want to, don't do it in defence of the holy catholic church.

the more you engage him, the lower you sink, don't fight with a dude with nothing to lose.
Business › Re: Made-in-aba Shoe Daily Export Hits 1m Pairs by rigarmortis: 3:41pm On Sep 22, 2014
egift: [s][/s]

NEXT! grin
look under your armpits, pull down your pants and look, look under your jaw, what does all these places have in common, its full of hair man,

you are getting old dude, act like you know!


grin grin

Business › Re: Made-in-aba Shoe Daily Export Hits 1m Pairs by rigarmortis: 3:36pm On Sep 22, 2014
egift: [s][/s]

NEXT! grin
Romance › Re: 20 Romantic Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by rigarmortis: 3:07pm On Sep 22, 2014
can we do "it" again.......that's ok for me.

all these long questions na rubbish.
Food › Re: Ten Animals Eaten Alive By Humans by rigarmortis: 3:06pm On Sep 22, 2014
huMANs has being eating live baby cats since creation, one eyed snakes are a favourite delicacy of some women.......nothing new.
Business › Re: Made-in-aba Shoe Daily Export Hits 1m Pairs by rigarmortis: 3:00pm On Sep 22, 2014
egift: Blindness grin
well, you blame jona for everything, even the job allocated to minsters and others, you blame the fisherman, you blamed him for the negligence of a certain governor of borno state when he insisted that students write exams in a place hitherto marked as unsafe.....till they were "kidnapped".


you even blamed him the day you suffered from erectile dysfunction, you couldn't get it up and your wife was eager and waiting.......

so this must also be Jonas fault.


grin
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Negotiator Stephen Davis Opens Up Again by rigarmortis: 2:56pm On Sep 22, 2014
at what point does ihejirika come into the picture in this whole narrative, I see him doing a lot of story telling and bandy sheriff, obj, yardauas names......at what point did the former COAS come in, or has boko taken back their word.
Education › Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by rigarmortis: 2:48pm On Sep 22, 2014
Tonylyte: Bar-money
E.g. you: guy charge me nah(give me money)
your friend: i no get bar(i dnt have money).
Lamba-suffering
Eg you: o boy how far?(whats up)?
Your friend: guy i dey lamba here(i am suffering here).
Love from cross river state.....notin do una.
no go tell your girlfriend say you dey lamba for somewhere o, lamba in lagos pidgin parlance, means engaging in the 'VERY' act...if you know what I mean
Politics › Re: •atiku: In Warm Handsakes With APC Paid Bloggers In Lagos by rigarmortis: 9:14am On Sep 22, 2014
CFCfan: grin cheesy
seriously bro, it amazes me how short some ppls memory can be, intellectual myopia is a big problem.

how can a dude who is as corrupt as this man, and equally numb to the pain of the masses with no clue whatsoever as to how to slove the problems be greeted with so much aplomb?......in other climes the dude will be jailed or at least ostracised, he will never be able to seek any political position again.

atikus list is endless, just type atiku-corrupt, google or bing it man!...and clear your doubt, we don't need ppl like him at this point in time.
Business › Re: Made-in-aba Shoe Daily Export Hits 1m Pairs by rigarmortis: 9:00am On Sep 22, 2014
egift: Nice. Aba is grossly untapped. I had hoped the State Government would have done far more by now:
- Provide electricity
- Build the roads
- Provide Water
- Increase security
- Expand Housing development
- Provide capital to new and existing businesses to help the boost production.
- Build multipurpose factories where certain regular operations requiring heavy machines can be done.
- Setup Recycling plant within the state, etc.
its Jonas fault right?
Politics › Re: •atiku: In Warm Handsakes With APC Paid Bloggers In Lagos by rigarmortis: 8:55am On Sep 22, 2014
who in his right or left mind will listen to what an a55hol3 like Atiku has to say.
Politics › Re: DHQ;135 Boko Haram Terrorists (All Together) Surrender - The Nations Newspaper by rigarmortis: 4:02pm On Sep 21, 2014
Omenka, egift and others will be very sad.
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Tall by rigarmortis: 9:42am On Sep 19, 2014
would you rather be short?
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Tall by rigarmortis: 9:41am On Sep 19, 2014
marieolae: I'm 5'9-10 and I've never experienced any of these problems.
blive me at 5'9...you are short
Politics › Re: I Assisted Daniel To Claim Ogun Indigeneship,Daniel Is From Isoko — Amosun by rigarmortis: 4:42pm On Sep 18, 2014
shymexx: Lmao. At least they should be able to come out clean like their Zim sisters, rather than faking the funk, acting all sensitive and sanctimonious, like most guys can't see through the facade. With Zim chics, you know upfront that you are not the only beating their massive bums, and more time, there are at least two other guys involved lol.

I just humour these pretentious sluts. And the funniest is that: they are always quick to tell you how much of a good girl they're, and how they are from a proper traditional family background.

There's a Player's club in Dagenham. Go there and you will see tons of naija chics there looking for a good dyck lol.
you do not say!!

shocked shocked
Politics › Re: modified by rigarmortis: 4:40pm On Sep 18, 2014
I hope buhari used condom when he ripped you apart
Politics › Re: I Assisted Daniel To Claim Ogun Indigeneship,Daniel Is From Isoko — Amosun by rigarmortis: 4:36pm On Sep 18, 2014
shymexx: Nchara, I think it's a Nigerian culture. If it were Yoruba culture - I honestly don't think I'll keep bumping into Edo and Igbo chics selling puss.y in Amsterdam and Paris, every time I visit those places. Even in the UK, there are some Edo and Igbo women working for escort agencies.

A lot of Naija women just love fvcking around - and that's the truth. They're all the same. grin Not making excuses for Yoruba women. And didn't someone create a thread earlier this year about an Ijebu queen who died on the bed while fvcking some next Igbo guy in Anambra? - birds of a feather.
so you mean the urge to take banana has no tribal coloration?..........hunger brings out the urge to take banana till you go yo, not minding whose body the said banana extension protrudes from, right?...

briefly ...in other words.
Politics › Re: Atiku Kicks Against Automatic Ticket For Buhari by rigarmortis: 4:26pm On Sep 17, 2014
give the serial loser and complain when you lose again.

Nigerian politics ........ clueless opposition

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