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The main problem with naija girls is that they look for relationships where they wont offer anything but have all, very myopic, they want the perfect guy, who has every and is easily manipulated but they girl is ugly, with no job and has no brain, what happens to building something that lasts with your man?....no...they want everything now, they live in their own telemundo directed utopia, very sad.

All the mr. Right seekers are easily identified when seen, they are the easiest to play because the read meanings into every gesture and are carried away by your pseudo actions, one word of advices though, introduce them only to not too close friends and your brother, as a side chick, never introduce her to your mom or sister, the problem is if you don’t do so, she will leave before you have time to sample the puzzy and then your efforts and free puzzy is gone, there comes a time when she will want to meet other members, your close friends and family.......just know that its time to go, she will form angry and go away with the mindset that you will come back, use the opportunity that form our own anger, transfer the guilt and break of.

Ok ok, you can have one or two last breaking up s,ex when its rainy and cold but let the break up begin, no more permanency.
And for those who are afraid of being turned into and atm...you are wrong, these set are the easiest, most of them have done it all, what they need is for you to have a crib, ready cash, good wardrobe, ACT READY TO MARRY AND SERIOUS, GIVE HER FUN....THATS all...if you play it right you will mould her into thinking that every is right until after marriage before she will let down her guard.

But alas, it wasn’t meant to be, don’t forget to act very heart broken, if you can transfer the guilt and blame it on her, blame it on fate...............................................you guys were not meant to be, with deep regret you will have to let her go,....to get the mr. Right...the few ones left.

TRADELYN: Guy, you have 'killet' it.
Since when you showed up for NL, mencade5 too know say someone wey big pass him yaf come

hahahaha.

nobody big pass anybody for here o, all na contribution, you and mencade5 sef get strong points for this ministry wey me sef na learner.

TinyPrincess: Dude easy!!
Do u have anything against girls??

no. my sister is a girl.

mencade5: hahaha...u don come ooo. U don forget say na u say make i cool down for all these girls?

Well, we have different department in this ministry. You do research work on ladies beguility, rigamortis encouraged magaed guys that there is hope while i deal with the ladies directly, blocking every of their weapon agaonst us with my ''iron dome'' of verbal repellant.

Hahaha

na so bro, nobody sabi pass anybody, na according to your experience. everybody get something to offer.

TRADELYN:

Great!

BTW, rigarmortis...I greet you. Long time!

I know say you no fit miss this kind thing

hahahahahaha, ni mind me, I dey busy for sometime unto business, but back online now. we need to educate the gullible peeps.

the key to not becoming a maga is to make sure you get sometime in return or dump her, in other words, if her love for you is suspect, you have two choices, hump or dump, if you choose to dump, do it in an offhand manner without showing you are hurt, like getting rid of a used condom.

however if you choose to hump, never pay more than reasonable and also never seem too eager to get "it", another key is to never send money in absentia, sometimes even when you are in a relationship with a girl, sending money in absentia can make her get used to fun in your absence, let her associate the good times with your being around, with time she wont be able to differentiate the two.

if you strongly suspect drop hints and gauge her answer, if confirmed, drop it like its hot, the s,ex should be a tool to reset her into submission, women give a little more respect to someone who has seen her n@k3d and has combed her, gradually turn her into side chick things, the good thing is that girls who know how to ask, also know how to give, if you know how to take.

lastly there are some who consider themselves wise, the want to aske but wont give OR TAKE TOO LONG TO GIVE, these are a waste of time, they are not worth the effort, there is no time or joy in finally bedding a GREEDY girl after a life time of pursuit, we work with time here, we only live for 80 years average on earth, why spend a chunk of it on some urchin?

drop her, there are others like her around, mass products shouldn't be choosy. move to others.

this shouldn't stop you in your quest to get a reasonable one who dosnt think you are a walking atm machine, who will truly love you, but even these ones have a time limit, otherwise you turn into a nuisance.

This Stephen Davies should be quarantined; i think he is even deadlier than Patrick sawyer, i wonder why the border patrol allows all sorts of loonies into the country.

Before he said ihejirika ia a sponsor, now the opposition wants to undermined the present administration by supporting book, is ihejirika a member of the opposition?

This is sheer madness, it goes to show how low some Politicians would sink just to score some cheap points, any dog with a brain should have seen the futility of trying to make sense of what this guy is saying, but vultures must converge on a corpse, its their nature, i am not for any party here, just pointing out some things i find so disgusting pertaining to naija politics.

Iamsynord: This is the Edge Islam is having..Hw many Muslim clerics have we seen divorcing ?? The two Chris ( the Chris okotie) and now Chris oyalkilome who supposedly has A PhD in Theology.
hmn ??

very wrong sire!

imams have three other copies of a veiled, docile, slightly mentally tortured woman, programmed from birth to do every bidding, plus some others outside as concubines, why then should he go through the messy process of divorce.

one fukcss up he goes to the others hut and do the deed till he feels the urge to sample the erring one again, things don't ever come to the stage of divorce.

allahu Akbar, thou hast given us a waY THROUGH THY PROPHET, muhamadu, thou art just o allah.

ihejiirka should be prosecuted for war crimes says northern elders.....


now ihejirika is their sponsor and its the "truth" because boko haram members said so.

too many stupiiid people walking free.

many dumb posters here.

the new infections are not random infections, they are the spouses of the primary infected nurses.

the nurses must have been infected by mr monster paTRICK sawyer then gone home afterwards..when he was finally confirmed, the nurses were quarantined and tested along with their immediate family or anybody they could have come in close contact with, the nurses tested positive first because they came in contact withy him first and because of the amount of the viral load, cos the dude was reported to have urinated and on the nurses.

they new cases developed in quarantine, not on the streets, actually the health ministry tried in the containment and public enlightenment concerning this virus.

I don't want to "do"..........another lie...

why you go talk say you no wan do?...after I buy you "Christian" Dior and louboutin shoes?

just heard on the radio that its untrue from the Abuja police commissioner

pls skip to the part where we have to purchase some materials and drop your account details pronto!

I have been informed that a vehicle laden with bombs was intercepted along that road by policemen, pls can anyone confirm

as you grow, you learn new things

primary one
1 minus 5 = impossible

JSS 1
1 minus 5 = -4

MARKET PLACE
1 naira minus 5 naira = jail + beating

part one (philosophy and logic 101 for all undergraduates)

1-4 =........it all depends, is the "1" digit real or imaginary, can you really say life is real?......the result depends on whether you believe in realism, idealism or existentialism, it also depends on whether you believe in metaphysics of believe in God or otherwise, eg the bible says cast you bread into the open sea and you will get it back, that defies logic, but its a clear case of casting one bread into the sea and hoping to get 5, however to the atheist this is simply impossible because...................................

bullsh!+

tchidi: *thinking*
Make I go wuse/Berger?..
Abi Area one?
Abi Almighty Nyanya bus stop? Maybe e fit work for me too oº°˚!

if you try am for wuse/berger na aristos and konji men go dey price you.

if you try am for area one na touts go dey taunt you.

if you try am for nyanya this period, na soldiers go carry you.

you if try am in front of mirror, with your door locked, I beg you again nor try am outside please.

EasternLeopard: Is Boko Haram a child's play or riot

leave the guy abeg, that statement I an insult on the dead women and children shot to death in the war.

Nigerian soldiers are so dumb that they will line up men, conduct an interview to determine that only two of the men are boko, then proceed to

shoot them all, they do all these while wearing camo, video the whole gory scene, hand it over to newsmen, in fact they will even conduct side

interviews where civilian jtf confirm the innocence of the slain men, post it on youtube and hand copies to the media...after videoing from all angles to get clear pics.

its not only ebola bathing that you should do with salt....take every news with a pinch of salt too and reason on the side after, these things are 10percent fact and 90percent propaganda and fiction

phreakabit: Guys, hold Ur horses. The Doc only submitted the drug for evalyation, trial and possible approval. . .Let's wait and be optimistic till results come out.

I can bet you that WHO and the rest will discredit the drug......

remember dr. abalaka

Fulaman198: You have made your racism so blatantly obvious you can't even pinpoint a trace of racism from my posts. Just because I don't bow down to whites does not equate me to being a racist. Something is quite wrong with you and i advise you go and get yourself checked into a mental institution immediately you self-hating black.

niqqa you must have a v4g!na!!!!!!!!!!

dafphuck is wrong with you son, are you on your period?........what is racist about my admiration of eastern European women?.......you are a bleeding cvnt.

I am black and proud and love it, so whats the deal. you are the one who feel the need to ALWAYS kiss a55 just to make some anonymous girl happy online

yeah thanks US.

we found love a cure in a hopeless place

Fulaman198: Quit lying to yourself. The sooner you do the better

lying to myself about what?.....the only racist I see here is your, you hate white women so much that any open admiration for them is misinterpreted by your shallow mind.

why don't you spare us your existence on earth...go sukc on an ebola d!!kc?...

quit soaking mine dude am done....

how much do I owe you for the beejaays?.....

this might be the last reply you get son........

its Friday and I am waiting for work to close so I can kick-start the weekend

Fulaman198: You keep talking out of your arse like some uneducated hillbilly living in the middle of nowhere. I'm curious to know whether or not you went to school. Do you see the low class English that you are typing?

You are a liar you know that? You say that your mind is devoid of hate and yet look at this bull crap that you posted:

'you are a cattlefukcer, an arab worshiping, allahu Akbar chanting dirty bearded pvnk,do you know that you aint realy black?...THE FIRST Fulani was born when a taureg/berber man, who was cast out cos of his demented nature chanced upon a wandering black woman, and ray.ped her..........'

Btw, all you said is untrue. You have zero knowledge of the Fulani people. We are not related to Berbers or Arabs in any way. There are only a select few Fulani who wish that (the uneducated ones). It has been scientifically proven that Fulani people are one of the oldest people in the world. It is also a VERY well known fact that Fulani hardly mix with others due to the fact that it is against Pulaaku. The offspring would become Haabe or even Rimaybe.

You have a lot of hatred, maybe not towards white people, because again you are a submissive slave to them, but definitely towards other ethnic groups of the same skin colour.

get off my dikc you two faced cattle fukcer.

I reiterate that my mind and the whole of my subconscious is devoid of hate disguised in any form, your love is racial/skin color/tribal affiliated while my orientation is free of such impediments which can blind my minds eye from seeing the true individual.

again, I posit that eastern European women are wonderful, you can tie a rope and jump off a cliff if you don't like it, I don't discriminate against black or white or oriental women and the ppl who prefer them so why call me out, do your thing and let others do theirs with no harm done.

If you have bothered to indulged more in your studies while in almajiri school and less in ray.ping unfortunate heifers unlucky enough to cross your path you will see that I don't even like ALL white women blindly, just their EASTERN EUROPEAN counterparts, due to their nature and temperament while harbouring no hatred whatsoever for African women so why do you always feel the need to jump on my dikc?

why the need to always have my dikc stuck up in your windpipe.....

anyway just get off my dikc.......

and how much do I owe you for this Bee.Jaay

Fulaman198: I worship no Arab I don't have an inferiority complex nor do I feel the need to pursue Arab women like you have the need to pursue white women, however you on the other hand worships Whites . Again you are nothing more than a slave.

you are a cattlefukcer, an arab worshiping, allahu Akbar chanting dirty bearded pvnk

...I don't feel any strong NEED to pursue women, no matter the color, the thing is, my mind is devoid of hate so I can see things clearly, not through the primitive eyes of racial loyalty/affiliation.

eastern European girls are sincere, and they love genuinely.....that's what I like about them.........

do you know that you aint realy black?...THE FIRST Fulani was born when a taureg/berber man, who was cast out cos of his demented nature chanced upon a wandering black woman, and ray.ped her..........

so stop famzing black ppl

Fulaman198: I must ask you that question you slave because you clearly don't

daughterfukcing arab slave like you calling a full blood free born person names.

is this what you do in your free time when you are not cattle-fukkcing?