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Faith93: Helooooooo......I dint leave u guys o....once again congrats to all d admitted student nd d ones yt to be admitted....abeg nw wen admision list don cum awt..wat r d next step....cos sum schools r almst tru wit dere clearance so apparently d strike doesn't affect us....so I want to knw wat steps we're to take abi shey na lukuluku we go dey do....asakel ikj trafford mickey bezaaly detivo nd all of una wen nno dey do witawt cuming online mk una tok abeg!!!!!

one question Swetus...which school don dey do clearance?

Eng. Tino:
pls can sum1 ansa dis question. a friend of mine got admitted to study biochem but he is 15. will dat be a probz?

lol..all these small children wey dey rush enter school,,some never get sense sef ..na joke o


well, I dont think Uniben does the age restriction thing, some schools do..N they state it beforehand.

Have a 16year old friend admitted last year, but 15&16...difference dey, Still..I'm not sure about age restriction in Uniben.

Over to you..Metaphycist.

Pokemon43: thnks,on my dad's birthday which is today

hehe...Happy Birthday to Dad...wishing Him long life n prosperity double celebration I guess..hehe..nice one.





With that Said, think about it, the first came Aug 29, then Sep 2nd, then Yesterday...N maybe today...n you conclude they are done Keep calm bros&sists

Metaphycist: I used jst my print out...I tink those who sed dey used d certificate or statement wil be in a beta position 2 ansa.

Miscellaneous: @michael sokoto wetin u go find for MEND thread dis aftanoon ? Abi u wan start to produce bomb ? hehehe

Profemmy001: Sum peepz r biasing dia reply juz 2 patch up my emotions...I want truly blatant replies....Jesusssss

I knew for sure you'd see it this way hence I try to be logical as possible..

If I'm sure of something...I'd say...if not, I'd rather keep shut.

N for a situation like this one...I can't go about being 'bias' as you term it...But I'd do the best I can to offer my findings..I'd keep on doing that.. I know nobody in Uniben..said it before n all I say is based on logic..So, it's left for you to take the 'truth' outta it.

If You think I'm lying..fine.

But one thing you should know is...I'm not a fan of lies..irrespective of the reasons behind it. God bless man

jovie50: pls Bro, I'm curious about dis DOB stuff, my original WAEC result is 1992, while dat on my jamb registration slip is 1993....... I'm about to swear an affidavit of declaration of age......so I'm asking from ur experience, which of d years(1992 or 1993) should I use in swearing for an affidativ, dat wouldn't cause a problem 4 me during the clearance process?

Kiluto: guy dont talk lyk dis. Sum ar viewin nd nt postin nt becos de hav been admit bt becos dey ar yet to 2 b admitd. D lyks of Detivo(mr personali), fairfax, profemmy nd d rest ar wilin to post more reasonable talk, jst if de culd be admitd. So pls consida sum pple wen postin. N guys yet 2 be admitd pls pul ursef 2geda nd lets talk.

Metaphycist: Questn 1....Uniben does nt offer diploma programme.(Except it resurfacd dis yr)
Questn 2..... Yes u cn change ur course durin clearance.Bt it wnt be ur making.
A frnd of mine,4 som reasons was made 2 change 4rm fine art to masscom...prety lucky der.
Anoda changd 4rm Isd to Pol sci cuz he had e8 in Literature.
Anoda changd 4rm Pol sci 2 Isd cuz he had D7 in Maths.
Bt dnt tink d decision 2 change z left 2 u.
N 4 d last questn,I dnt even knw ur course.

I love you bro



#NoHomo!!

Just saying thanks...you said it exactly as it is..Thanks Sir.

Mickey7: where's everyone ? Monseiursuave,tohbeequte,kolade,

Mickey7: ohh wat shall separate me frm d love of corn? ... d ones i bought in benin tasted lyk dey were cooked in sour palm wine or bad water

You see why I say sometimes, you dey act like who don crase before?

shey you go hold corn for hand come meet me for Main gate? ..Try it...n I dis-twin you.. Instantly



n BTW, I can suck the corncob if well cooked

Profemmy001: Amen...After we met at d UDSS main gate, we shall still meet during clearance...

That's the spirit bro

Asakel: Profemmy...
I will see u during clearance.
I will
*smiles*
.
U iz d only one dat hv seen me....and u'll see me again.

You can say that again

Pokemon43: Uniben has given me admission to study crop science in d faculty of agriculture.thank jesus at least there is hope for a better course

Congratulations Sweetie...

When were you admitted?

Profemmy001: Nope bro...None so far

So you see bro, I've been on it n couldn't find a single soul...The few I saw were those who put in for ISD but didn't meet the cutoff...n now it seems the uploading is being done department by department.

Well, that should be expected..afterall.. They're compiling and uploading both 1st & 2nd list simultenously..There is bound to be irregularities...so be rest assured bro, everything will be fine soon


with that said , I think there are some courses in vague at the moment..

E.g Business Administration.(despite it's popularity)
Geography n regional planning.
Nursing
Philosophy
Sociology&Anthroplogy
optometry.


Many many more, including educational courses.

So, at the moment..I wanna believe the most competitove courses are being tackled first..something like that..I'm not sure.

E.g for that HIstory.. Just 57 candidates made it their first choice in Jamb ..then think of how many wrote the postume(unless of course, most peeps went for change of course form after the 'not so encouraging' Jamb result).

So bro, keep calm..It is well.

And I don't want it to seem like I'm giving anyone false hopes..but there are still many departments that are yet to be filled..So keep praying, HE would see us through. Tenk .

sylvalord: oga twafford.. Some peeps would be looking forward to spanking d daylight out of u on matric day.. Better put on ur iron pant oo

Iron pant? Who needs that..when I'm Ironman myself

Sylvalord1: he isnt here but he out me in charge .. hehe u are in for it

n what are you gon' do Da Silva? Smack me? Ahhhh....I'm so scared .



Bite me..bro!

Doc_Miss: It hasn't been released on the Uniben site but u can check the Jamb website www.jamb.org.ng ....and check ur admission status..
GOODLUCK

I love it when Doc_Miss is posting, it gladdens my heart.

N it seems some peeps have deserted the thread..Adex was right when he said "once they become admitted, you wont see 'em here anymore" but I was incredulous about it..."how can you possibly say that, they'd be needing info on clearance n the likes"

But what have we now? Need I say? No doubt they might just be viewing under the guise of "guest"..n that's worse than not posting at all..if you ask me.

But well, to all the viewers..I say "bonjour".

Whoops whoops! I guess I just included my name in some peeps "hate list"...but Cupcakes, I can only care LESS afterall...you dunno me #Cheers

demistry: Trafford or Emirates . broda na d U wey de insyd U..na im WE wey de tlk WE prefer...Trafford n Riley na pesn papas 4 UK..bt U...i min U..u de 9ja sun..xo na U WE prefer...

lol..that cracked me up

and Thanks Sir, the 'U' wey dey in 'Me' is glad

Fairfax: i dnt fink is annoyin cha bt i kinda prefer Trafford nd if we ever meet,dats wat i ll still call u.......yea...Trafford-d guy who wants me to use his boxers to clean my sobbing face*smiles*

Lol.. You still remember that? Wait..who am I kidding? Girls never forget!

N I wouldn't have you call me Trafford...I'd reveal a name...uhmmm...maybe 'Jack Worthing'



I hope Asakel ain't there

Profemmy001: Uhm...D Jamb site is not connecting beyond the opening page now...I've nt got all d patience in d world...Jesussssss

sylvalord: on d contuary.. I prefer riley_freeman to trafford
reason: freeman aint afraid to say the truth and i luv such peeps

ditrix: in cosmo's voice 'stop vexing ma gal'

lol, I'm not doing anything..it's funny how she even had to make that post long after the ish has been resolved.


Maybe she's been thinking about me lately n not you



hehe ..na joke I dey o...Odizeee my man

Kiluto: i guess d topic on board doesnt concern me nd sum odas. So we wuld jst watch 4rm sideline or guest office. I guess olawalebabs is hapi viewin dis thread nd seein reasonable post, guys dis is aw it shuld be. Kip it up guys

mhizz_bernie: @r.freman am nt 1 dat kud b ur enemy n if u must no riley freeman is kinda annoyn i prefer trafford

mhizz_bernie: aiit i l ask im hia cus i dnt wish 2 create enemy hia 2.is it only d jamb adm.letter we r 2 print in coloured

Psycho Pea: Im d happiest man on earth, hv bin admitted and ws given my course, help me thank d Almighty. Deo gratiars

you don happy now shey? Congrats.

Miscellaneous: When Thomas Edison was interviewed by a young reporter who boldly asked Mr. Edison if he felt like a failure and if he thought he should just give up by now. Perplexed, Edison replied,"Young man, why would I feel like a failure ? And why would I ever give up ? I now know definitively over 9,000 ways that an electric light bulb will not work. Success is almost in my grasp." And shortly after that, and over 10,000 attempts, Edison invented the light bulb.

U got it wrong today doesnt mean u wont get it right the next day. . .you guys should calm down.

And for those that av already given up on d struggle for dis year, pls jst calm down. God is in control. . . I love thomas edison, bill gates and so many others. The teacher of bill gates told him he has block head and nothing good will ever come out. . . today, y'll know who is bill gates in microsoft and programming. Calm down, people will dessert u. . .thats d truth dey dont lyk who failed, ur best friends will jst vanish. . .but dont dat give u time to think without disturbance ? I heard of a student in unizik who lost her life jst afta dis their medicine year 3 exams. .she was shot in d head on her way home .wat abt if she had stayed at home for 3years b4 gaining admission or mayb she stayed home a year b4 she entered, she would av probably meet who will avert dat death. . .do u tink she would av been dead by now ?

There are also cases where someone gains admission and he/she dies mysteriously or during d journey or in the year1.

The devil may av programmed evil for u in uniben or u tink secret cults dont exist ? God knows best. . .the delay is for a purpose. . I av come to realise that God neva make mistake. . .accept ur fate as it is. No one knows tomorrow. . .

@profemmy pls calm down. . . We cant undastand d delay. . .u are one person i would luv to see in uniben. . I jst hope God takes charge.

Mickey7: oh ure of mixed origin?if i hear

lol...na which jassman do am?


goodnight bro...God bless : )

Metaphycist: Day 3,loading.....75%
*takes right thumb 2 hospitl*

hehe...no worry, wen we come..the thumb go collect better medicine


What?! 12:35am.. N my bedtime is 10:00pm.

Hmmm, this thread don dey do me strong thing like Bamky W.

Goodnight one...goodnight all.

God bless ya...and remember...'better is not good enough, the best is yet to come'

&Yes peeps, indeed..God is aware of your situation..HE is

Mickey7: lol yes.unless u have a yoruba,edo,delta...accent

No o! I be Nigerian Oyibo o .

Shey I don tell you before ?

demistry: I de taste d maggi n curry wey de d name xo....mayb u go tel ur clearance officer dat 1 xo dat e go use church mind tk quik clear u

lol..I no get plenty fear for that one.

Na me know how I go do am pass..I just dey gather from Our oga story..den I know the kine map I go draw..you know na...like Michael Scofield..lol

besides, I know of some students there wey go gimme direction.

Still, make I throway another salute for Metaphycist... Thanks alot sir