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pls is it possible to view bba on dstv family, dats d one of 2500? if yes wats d code?

wow dem gals all hot. but i dont believe thier ages, nkenna looks 30 to me and d fair gal, d hair stylist look like person wey don born four pikin. and nkenna get yash, dont like her walking steps, dey waka like dwarf. and pls i gat 1 question, can bba also b viewed on the dstv family dats d ine of 2500? pls some1,

ya momma is so stupid she woke up in the morning took a ruler to measure how long she slept
ya momma is so thin she has to run round the shower to get wet
ya momma is so fat she went to a cinema and sat next to everyone.

imagine a group of people walk right up to you and inform you that you are very special, that you are destined to be a king of a very far away, rich and famous land.and that they have searched for you until now. considering the economy of nigeria and other factors what is the first thing that would come to your mind? choose from this list.
RICHES
CHICKS
FAME AND RESPECT
WHAT THE Bleep?
MY FAMILY
for me it would b like WHAT THE Bleep?!!!!!?

o ni fe fi sutana se labcoat.
o ni fe wo condom fun ediye
o ni fe te ko pa efon leti yaradua

well, my school lautech conducted its post ume amidst the strike and their was no opposition from ASUU or any body.

has anyone ever thought that heaven might in the sun, where nobody can dare travel to.

yes the guy still dey alive, as a matter of fact im dey fry dodo 4 me inside ma kitchen .RAAAAAAAAAAAbish.

make dey free dis guy doctor nah, person wey don die don already die.

o ni fe warm ebo

that reminds me of timi,the winner of west africa idols. its kinda surprising that he hasnt really done anything yet, as we expected. look at lara george with her hit single ijoba orun and now omowuumi has done a beatutiful song. this is unlike in america idols that has produced kelly clarkson and jennifer hudson and they are doing great. i wonder really, what his(timi) problem is

am having a problem with my yahoo messenger and i would really appreciate if someone helped me. every time i try to go into the chatroom my system crashes or basically hangs. have tried all manner of things but the problem still persists. how do i solve this?

thank you my sister,

just kidding i know they aint chains cos i know someone somewhere is trying libel

come on guys you shouldnt be sounding this way, a brother is just trying to warn 'YE' cheats of grave consequences that can befall whosever cant play his/her game well.
thanks to the poster,  and i think its high time some people learn to think from a whole new and positive perspective before letting their ideas flow.
thank you.
but wait a minute are those chains really hooked on to thier privates?

pls i also need the list. this ma email address; kmaninkworld@yahoo.com
na beg i dey beg

hallelujah!!!!! i saw ma name. i have been admitted for medicine and surgery. anybody feeling fly like me in the house?

i almost cannot wait again for this list. am beginning to break out of patience. anybody with info?

all you have to do is visit the university's website that is,www.lautech,edu.ng then by d right side of the screen you see a column labelled latest news.you then wait until d news of d release of d result comes up then u click and follow d instruction dat follows.good luck

hey guys just checked my result and i am happy with what i saw.go check yours and post your score and d mood you are. less i forget,i i scored 65.3. chao,

i chose both lautech and oau as my choice university 4 dis years admission and 2 ma greatest surprise, both universities wud be writin their post ume on the same date.wot am i supposed 2 do,though i hav not bought any of d cads.lau is ma 1st nd oau 2nd.

do you mean fate?

this puzzle is as simple as being a nairaland addict.to d first guy who had the dream of her death;even if he hadnt d dream, the news of her death would eventually reach three brothers whether early or late, we are talking of a princess here.and to the second with d fast horse; i think that may not be necessary why? because just as the story told us the third brother has the power to raise d dead irrespective of the day she died or time she had been buried so even if there was no dream or some freaky fast horse, someone has the power to raise d dead at any day or time.so d king should give the third brother although i dont think the king would be wise enough to think as i am thinking xcept he calls 4 ma service

hey guys 4 all ya dat wrote the pds entrance exam for lautech i want ya'll 2 drop ya score, admission status and plans.
as 4 me i had 49.50% nd have bin offered admission .but really i gat high hopes on ma jamb nd dats where i am coming in thru.so pple, lets get dis show started,

or better still, bleeped up kora night! and remember, this is ma opinion, i gat ma thinkin and its sure telling me that that night wasnt of much standard.

how many of u guys watched d kora awards? this award was nothing 2 write home about.almost everything was bleeped. poor planning. i cant count d number of occasions d mic messed up.infact i feel like crying 4 nigeria .what a national disgrace! anybody in d house wit da same opinion?

pls can someone kindly explain to me whats all about the pre-degree stuff.the form buying,screening,admission and so on. i heard that lautech would be selling theirs starting from november or december.

sometimes i wonder how some of our nairalanders look like. i can almost imagine how they look like with their posts. i wonder how crazykid,cuteass,oga admin nd so many more,look like. to spare me this mad imagination ya all beta post ya pics. whether ugly or not show your face.
dont worry, i will post mine.