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MayflowerB:
U re beautiful by d way

That's not him.

Summer1:
Too much ish for looks in dis naira land, all of u claiming good looks I opened this thread for you. . I don't want to mention names, u know ur selves.. If u know u re really good looking, post ur pic here for assessment and judgement by fellow nairalanders, if not forever remain silent on issues concerning looks.. Like I said u know ur selves.. make we hear word kwanu

post yours first

MzNelly:
Really?

How many time will you ask? uhn
Oya take flower jorr

homo disgusting

The OP is funny though

francizy:
Modified


E be like say OP don go chop one 16years old girl sha.. If not, which matured lady would ask this silly question ni?

You dey mind him?

Muyogoa:
I heard of a story where three women raped a man and got away with his semen in a cooler. The women in a BMW car was said to have asked for direction from the man after which they pointed a gun at him, raped him and ran away with his semen. Hmm, we men are no longer safe o

Where is your source??

boring.
just wasted my mb opening this shiii

MzNelly:

OhYeah! babe. Nigga love you forreal

Misogynist2014:
This is what the Glorious Qur'an (May To Allah Only Be Praise And Honour) had to say: Sahih International : Men are in charge of women by [right
of] what Allah has given one over the other and what they
spend [for maintenance] from their wealth. So righteous
women are devoutly obedient, guarding in [the husband's]
absence what Allah would have them guard. But those
[wives] from whom you fear arrogance - [first] advise
them; [then if they persist], forsake them in bed; and
[finally], strike them. But if they obey you [once more],
seek no means against them. Indeed, Allah is ever Exalted
and Grand.

And your point is??

tosyne2much:
My elder brother told me that during his 100L, a lady has once registered a slap on his face in the lecture room just because he missed his steps and stepped on her sandal. She added another slap even when he said "sorry"... in that case, if he retaliated, would you call him a misogynist ? [/i]

Some 3years ago, during when I tend to find it hard to control my anger, I found myself in a situation such has the above.

After giving me the first slap, I tried as much as possible to endure it without retaliating, I was expecting her to leave me alone, but instead, she locked my cloth and gave me another slap. By the time I know what was going on, I've landed a punch on her face, before I know it, blood started coming out of her mouth....It was a tragic day. I regretted my action after taking her to a chemist for treatment.

isan:
story 4 d Gods

Is that the answer to my questions?

MzNelly:
Do you know how many times I had to turn the pages of my dictionary to grasp your point?

Lol

Marry me, and they'll stop disturbing you with their Brobdingnagian vocabulary.

sukkot:
yeah that nigga was a disaster. not sure whose bright idea it was to make him president. then again it is how life works. just when it gets darkest is when you see a silver lining. so he was used to signify the darkest hour after which the light has appeared in buhari. thats one of the mysteries of life. after the darkest hour is light

hmmmmmmm.

TrueTalk my kind sire....TrueTalk.

sukkot:
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a good one. i am stealing that one for later usage

Glory be to God for giving us te opportunity to boot that homo clueless clueless drunkard outta aso Villa.

sukkot:
cant say i am familiar with that theory. although i am familiar with discorea alata

LOL.

Capra aegagrus Hircus means "Goat" while Discorea rotundata means "yam"

So, our president, when asked about the state of corruption in the country, he brought up the goat and yam theory. According to the him, you cannot put a goat ( Capra aegagrus Hircus) , yam ( Discorea rotundata) and plantain together and say that the goat should not eat yam. In parallel, you cannot put him and his cronies in power in charge of our state resources and say that they should not steal or act dishonestly.

Its also known as "The goat and yam parable"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NCGsrqr_I&fulldescription=1&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google

dayummmn

sukkot:
yes now lmao. i think it is a very comical comment from GEJ

to me thats not even comic enough.

Do you know anything about his theory of Capra aegagrus Hircus and Discorea rotundata? This is zoologists and botanists things.

Aso Rock mumu lingua for you.

sukkot:
how much did nwobodo stole

Sire, Is this your song for today

isan:
if I slap dat yur dirty face ehhhn... Mumu

Why would you slap me? how do you plan to do it online? have you ever seen my face? How did you come to the conclusion that its dirty?

What gave you the impression that I'm a "mumu"?

Do you know me somewhere? as for me, I don't know you

NCOIM:
Ah Swear,,I don't wantu Beef Anybody this morning

OP,,
Tell me one reason why thunder no go fire You

hahahahahahahaha

MrCork:
[color=#0...WTF...U people now cry to eat snakes in That Nigeria??....U home base people mennnnn!! (no ofeinse)[/color]

Wetin this one come talk now.??

adanduka:
How come I have never seen this?

Because you were born in 2000.

Adufetohposh:
Can someone help me taste my lips please

YaYYH

Make I come?

Blackett:
[color=#150000]What a big fool! [/color]

lol

plaetton:
" Rotating around his own stupidity". Lol. I love that.
But, please! Someone please tell me thatthat this guy is joking with these questions. Please!

He is definitely joking.