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rikithor:
funny fellas,I can relate abundantly with earlier physical encounter with our sisters,a necessary evil,we must love to hate or hate yet love them,I was frozen,turned to pillar of salt when I sat close to her bed side,my flesh touched her! I also noticed they mature into sexual fantacies faster than they guys .check out girls of 10,12,13 etc has faster tendencies of grabbing the ropes faster on romance than you ju men,cos of their early mastery they then use turn to pulling the string to their favour for so long but thank God for Ubunja's miseducation, if u avnt read about check it here.
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No doubt Ubunja is trying with his miesducations, but most of these guys reading it won't still learn. It's so hard to understand the full lesson without having a prior experience. But it's all good, at least they'll be having a preliminary knowledge.

mad oh

Melancho:
You can reminisce your boring past experience in your head.

Oh, so I should not have created the thread in the first place right? I thought this is a forum and anyone can post anything they so will, isn't it?

Dickface.

Are you suffering from depression?

I'm not sure I'll like to marry someone that's allergic to intelligent convo. Or someone that so watches Yoruba movies to the extent she now believes in a talking stone because it was portrayed in a movie. It's not necessarily that my wife reads and reads and reads. No. Rather I'll like someone, who, whenever I make mention of a particular notion or start a conversation on a particular topic, she'll be at least a bit conversant with the topic and not like she'll start looking like a lost sheep while I do all the talkings alone.

I definitely don't want boring kids.

Goalnaldo:
we are alike, I finished my OND whatever seeing a girls pant. None visited be in my apartment. Maybe I would have fallen

Well, I'm a totally changed man now. No more mumuism

Melancho:
Alpha male or not, learn to summarize your story and still make it creative and interesting. Don't be a female who talks or writes too much. Jerk!

I wasn't trying to make the story interesting, I'm just here reminiscing on my past experience and I don't care if you find it interesting or not.

Goalnaldo:
Who is the slowpoke that wrote that epistle even the book of Jude is shorter. But I had the patience to read through

Men of low self-esteem will call a 3 paragraphed topic an epistle.. Hehe.

And thank God you finished it. What did you learn?

The summary is that, at a point in life, we all tend to look back at some time and think what kind of a mindset was i carrying about then. You remember those times and you laugh out loud so much that people around you will look at you like, what's wrong with this one? Lol

The thing is, as we grow, we learn more about the rudiments of life and how to paddle your way through it. Experience teaches you much more about life than what you read online. Sometimes if you haven't experience all these that teachers of dating and romance are teaching you, you'll never get it.

MrBrownJay1:
There is nothing boring about NOT being an alpha male.... some live fulfilling lives regardless of being alpha male or not. Stop using your misplaced ego to view the world (as if being an alpha male is what all men should aim for)

Well in my opinion, high self esteem is an alternative understanding of who an alpha male is, and I consider someone with a low self-esteem as boring. Unless you can prove otherwise. I believe and advocate for the need of all reasonable human being, not just the male folk to be of high self esteem always, that way you have your fulfilled life intact. I don't see how it's possible for someone with a low self-esteem to have a fulfilled live unless he gets everything readily made without having to work for them.

Or maybe you have your own definition of fulfilled life. Let's see.

... as for your above epistle, someone should please summarize for me.

Not to much to be call an epistle.

I remember my cousin's friend too. She was staying with my cousin in an hostel that's not far to mine. She would always want to talk to me. Ask me all sorts of questions. Well "she's not bad, but she's way above my class" I had once thought, until one day, when my cousin had gone home, she invited me over that she's lonely and she just needed some company. "Am I sleeping over?" I asked. She said, if you want to. I felt like, ah! I was shocked and happy at the same time. Then I started planning on how to ask her for sex etc etcc.. And there was this guy that was staying in my hostel then, he's always controlling babes anyhow. He's tried countless times to influence my manly aura, I refused to learn. So I went to him, "ah egbon, I dey go one babe side now oh, and I'm sleeping over, how I go do am!?" He started telling me, do this, do that. At the end, " I go hopeless I come hopeless"

I still remember my days in the polytechnic, totally a naive and boring guy. I'm not really an handsome guy, but I guess, girls find me attractive, and hence they often try to either be my friend or be in my life. And as well, like every other guy, 'I like women', no be small thing. Lol. But back then, I was too balless to even walk up to a girl to initiate a conversation. I used to think, how's it possible? How do guys do it? Luckily for me, I didn't even need to walk up to any girl, I had them walking up to me. Fine fine ones though. I still remember a day like that in class while lecture was going on, one of my female friend who we were so close, waited for green light so tey I was too naive to show it, she decided to take the bull by the horn, we were sitting together and all of a sudden, she started rubbing my thighs, I was shocked to the bone marrow and started shaking like a leave. It's what I've always wanted though, but because I was too naive and balless, had to make her stop. I was trying to form holy holy.. Or maybe I felt she was just trying to tickle for no reason. Lol.

The following week, she asked that she come to my house, that she's bored at home etc, I told her no problem. She later showed up in the evening, my roommate excused us the moment she entered. Behold again, I started shaking with my heart racing with the speed of light. The silly girl, instead of sitting on the floor (no chair in my room) she went straight to bed. In my mind, I was thinking how could you come to a guy's house for the first time and just hop on his bed? I remember I was just sitting on the floor while she was on bed. I started asking questions, how are you? What did you eat? What is the color of the car that brought you? And all sorts of foolish questions.. Lol. At first she was answering, all of a sudden, she stopped and pretended to be sleeping. And then I ask, 'are you sleeping'? She said no, that she was tired and needed some rubbing on her legs. Ah!! In my mind I just like, 'this girl is evil oh, do I look like doctor' ? I decided to help her with the leg and went back sitting in the floor while looking something else. Later she decided, she's going home. I asked why so fast? She said she just remembered her sister sent her on an errand and she needed to go now. I just said, okay, let me see you off then. I swear, that was the end, since that day, the girl hated me like plague
Did I also say, she had fought one of her close friend who was actually crushing on me, unknown to me.
Later on, I asked when next she's coming to my house, she'd just postpone and postpone, and that was how she bashed.
A lot of stupid experience I had in Polytechnic like that. There are some that I can't talk about on this thread, but then it all point to one thing that, no matter how handsome or attractive or rich you may think you are, once you're not confident enough, once your self esteem is not intact, girls will hate you and run away from you like plague.

There was this supposed girlfriend that I had then. She lost her boyfriend to someone else, and she just hop on me because no one was available. At first she was all over me, after a little while, I started going all over her too. To the extent, I can't go a day without visiting her in her hostel. As if the visiting isn't enough, I call her 3 times in a day. have you eaten? What did you eat? How was your day? Nothing serious to talk about, all foolishness.
At the end when she see I had nothing serious or fantastic to add to her life, she just dumbed my sorry ass into the trash where it belong, and then the crying began

Oh Lord I was stupid

Mariangeles:
You know why people like you remain in want ? It's because they were too chicken take a chance .
You lost your chance .
I wouldn't add you even if you paid #5k

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Predstan:
Lol. Why aren't you staying off as well?

You dey mind the thief.

He's obviously not happy moving to Everton, but then he was totally useless in Arsenal.

Suicide is never an option though, unfortunately this evil thing is becoming prevalent in this society. A coursemate of mine called me last week that he carried a course, and that he's totally tired and he's started contemplating suicide, to the extent told me frankly that he's thinking suicide. I was shocked to the bone because i didn't expect it. Had to calm him down a bit and call some lecturers. There's nothing they can do since they've released the result already but I was able to persuade him into believing that it's not over until it's over. Gave him a lot of life scenarios and lots of encouragement on never giving up, with the promise that when we resume we'll go see the lecturer on his behalf. Since then, he's been calmed.

Perhaps he would have committed suicide if he had been keeping it to himself. Or maybe if I hadn't cared about his state of affairs. What these people need is encouragement and lots of encouragements. Not seeing failure as the end of everything rather as an avenue to do better.

Thegeneralqueen:
Education isn't the way out but grace y'all if I can keep my degree and become a CEO at this young age why can't you...... So stop killing yourselves over some carryovers that won't guarantee your future. But he's so Hawt

Rip though

Invictus Obi, is that you?

jayfolarin:
If APC thinks this is an IPOB thing, let them announce that one of their high profile members is visiting someplace someday soon and tell us the venue so we can gather ourselves to welcome him cordially.Awon Oloshi!

That's how you'll come online and be beating your chest like the gorilla. You hide behind keyboard making empty threats.

Yeye dey smell for your body sef

Harrison4adam:
Have anyone notice, 70% cult guys are Muslims Yorubas..

Your stupidity is like MTN, it follows your everywhere you go. I doubt you ever put your thinking cap before opening your mouth to speak odious trash around. Just grow up and get some matured sense please.

Igbos are the archenemies of themselves.

Isn't it obvious that he's not God? But then you have to add all these interpretive gymnastics to prove your delusions that he's.

You people are just too funny.

I just started season 3 and I'm already getting tired. It's totally uncalled for in my opinion, so far they had a successful operation on the mint factory in season one and two, what's the need for another robbery again? I don't get.

owila4luv:
nobody offer your support BAT or whatever can't Be our Presidente come 2023, and If Conspiracy Permits It Then Biafra is Unstoppable

But you guys said more than this before before Buhari emerged again now

Why are Igbos so full of empty threats sef

Afamed:
Even Ohaneze will endorse Tinubu before December.

All the best to him.

This country is a joke.

KevMitnick:
That guy is playing dead so that the cow will not nod his destiny away... ...sense will not kee him...

Naso

Truly truly, I have them chasing me, as much as I chase some other too. Equation balance. No girl can use me to do shakara in this life.

Nigerian police earn less than £2500 per year. That's why they go about shooting people at will. SMH.

Does anyone have any idea how much Corporate Banker, or Financial analyst earn in the UK?

lanocfoods:
Did you restart your device?

Yes I did. Still won't. I think I only got 19mb or so.

White.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
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But why does the name JESUS carry so much power??

Does the pronunciation matter or the power behind it.

The name of Jesus Christ carries so much power and authority.

When you say "the name Jesus carries so much power and authority", what do you mean? What kind of power and what kind of authority? And which objective scenario can you give to prove the name has power and authority?

I got the text too, but it's not working.