₦airaland Forum

ayindejimmy:
I won't tell you what you smell of

However, you have to tolerate that life is different strokes. Some see the hole while others see the doughnut.

dammytosh:
Eediots and POVERTY stricken f00ls.

They will burn Emma B and come online to defend Saraki.

Meanwhile Emma B stole only to affect them today but the Likes of Saraki stole to affect their generation.


I wish Emma B can challenge the jurisdiction of the burning.

I wish Emma B can say the people beating him are his classmate and they must be changed.

I wish Emma B too can scream witch hunt.

I wish Emma B can also say: " burn me beside Tinubu he is also a thief"

I wish Emma B can rent f00ls to wear different tribe attire and carry placard to say justice for Emma B.

I wish Emma B stole a lot to share with the eediots that set him on fire

I wish Emma B can get ridiculous injunctions challenging those beating that they also stole from their mother's pot.


If you give Saraki a fair hearing despite.tracing billions into his account why won't Emma B deserve fair hearing.

The only difference between Emma B and Saraki right now is that Emma B did not steal enough to hire 100 SANS.

Dansuki went to ecowas court to challenge the Federal Govt holding him for months despite tracing billions on naira shared. Yet Emma B was sentenced to death before pleading guilty.


I say no to jungle justice untill we can start treating politicians the same way.

The last time one f00l cut off some ones wrist for attempting to steal his phone. (less than 5k phone )
How I wish I can hand over the 400k plus phones I carry around to redeem that wrist.

With deep pain in my heart I say Rest In PEACE Emma B.

You don't have to die that way but guess you should have stolen way more than u did and can ever imagine to stand any chance before the barbarians.

luvinhubby:
Chad & Cameroon arrests & kills these cannibals called boko haram but Buhari arrests & rewards them with amnesty.

Is Buhari not mad.

ayindejimmy:
Him say he wants to marry Yoruba girl..
We tell him he should go buy Yoruba clothing.. Him say no problem..
learn Yoruba dance..
He say no problem..
Come with your family
He say no problem..

He was ready to do whatever it takes to marry Yoruba girl because Yoruba girls are Simply the best!!!

Beni abi Beko?


Courtesy :
Proudly Yoruba

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dayoungmoney1:
All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things bright and wonderful
The Lord God made them all...

vedaxcool:
[s][/s]

You are using words that best describes you.seek medical treatment for Acquired e-Pain syndrome AEPS

vedaxcool:
Another failure of Jonathan hunts Nigeria why sell our national grid to your cronies but fail to settle all outstanding issues like workers entitlement? was sharing our hard currency so all encompassing that he couldn't alot small time for this?

Caseless:
So, government delegation can now travel from maiduguri to chibok for 3 hours , without them travelling with a battalion of army(like it's in the past) , but it's now them stopping to say hi to soldiers on duty and fear no attack will be visited on them?

The NE has indeed been liberated!


The best decision of my life was the decision to vote BUHARI in and to throw Gej out.


God, thank you the power you gave me to make that decision.


#InBuhariITrust

Caseless:
So, government delegation can now travel from maiduguri to chibok for 3 hours , without them travelling with a battalion of army(like it's in the past) , but it's now them stopping to say hi to soldiers on duty and fear no attack will be visited on them?

The NE has indeed been liberated!


The best decision of my life was the decision to vote BUHARI in and to throw Gej out.


God, thank you the power you gave me to make that decision.


#InBuhariITrust

ALMUSTAQIM:
OP, YOU ARE A JOKER

TO YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT, NIGERIANS ARE HAPPY WITH OUR DEAR PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI

ONLY THE BIAFRANS, THE IPOBIANS, THE BOKO HARAMITES AND THEIR LIKES HAVE REMAINED & MAY EVER REMAIN DISAPPOINTED

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

GOD BLESS OUR P M B

walexy30:
That is exactly how convenient it will be to pauperize you.

NigerianMusic:
If you have bank account with GTBank, this is a must read for you....

SOURCE --------> http://hypenigeria.com/2016/04/09/why-gtbank-latest-737-simple-mobile-banking-is-a-beautiful-nonsense-uc-artt-ekwueme/

Last Month, Nigerians on social media were tricked by the suspenseful trend "What Is The 737?" popping up, from hashtags to sponsored ads and billboard campaigns. Little did we know that one of Africa's largest and leading contemporary banks, Guaranty Trust Bank Plc widely known as GTBank in Nigeria, who are behind the trend was about to hit us with yet another "innovative banking service."

GTBank-Launches-Innovative-Service-Delivery-Channel-–-Bank-737

Weeks later, it was officially launched to the public, albeit it has been in operation weeks prior to it's official introduction, as i have used It twice last month.

They say " Just Dial *737# "

It's as easy as that. What this service simply does is that by just dailing *737# you can either

1. Open a GTBank Account

2. Transfer Money ( anytime of the day 24/7)

3. Purchase Airtime

4. Check account balance and many more, right at the convenience of your fingertips, using jusy your mobile phone ( even a Nokia torch will perform this service, apparently you don't require any internet access to do so) ... but am here to talk about the security risk sorrounding the "Fund Transfer" service included and why it's a 'beautiful nonsense'

Just yesterday a friend of mine called me and was lamenting on how some group of boys ganged up against him and made off with his GTBank ATM card and cell phone, at about 7:21pm somwhere in Suleja. Getting to a nearby branch to lay complaint of his stolen card the next day, alas 20,000 Naira has been hijacked off his bank account already.

"Chai !! na wa ooo, for this dollar bill economy.. I exclaimed as he narrates his ordeal to me. And sadly, that' actually to the last penny savings on his account. Unfortunately, prior to the ugly incident, this dude was not aware of the bank's newly introduced banking service. Thus wouldn't have known that with just your GTBank ATM card and registered phone number its now easy to transfer money from one bank account to another in a minute.

HOW THEY DID IT, and WHY IT'S a 'BEAUTIFUL NONSENSE' ??

Now that's why I called this service a 'beautiful nonsense' because of its high risk and poor security. Of course since they were in possession of his cell phone and GTBank ATM naira Mastercard, the 'innovative smart criminals' dialed *737# followed the instructions, filled in the amount they wanted, their account number, their bank and lastly 4-digit security code which is the last 4 digits on the ATM card, and boom !!! the money is transfered right inside their own account.

SOURDE ----------> http://hypenigeria.com/2016/04/09/why-gtbank-latest-737-simple-mobile-banking-is-a-beautiful-nonsense-uc-artt-ekwueme/

The bank brags that this service is safe and convenient. 'Convenient' ? Yes for sure, but 'Safe' ? a big NO, and will never be safe with the current procedure for money transfer, even if Vincent Enyeama decides to make a U - turn back to the Super Eagles.

We all know many Nigerians banking with Guaranty Trust Bank still stands a high risk of losing their money to smart bad guys, we all know an average Nigerian moves about to his or her office and almost everywhere with ATM card and cell phone, and we know what that means (that isnto say; criminals can even walk up to you and do the smart move.) We also know many children have easy access to their parents cell phone, which most will know the last four digits of their ATM card, and we know what that means.

One of the major essence of keeping our money in the bank is for safety, what then happens when banks services are no longer safe ? It becomes a 'beautiful nonsense.'

MY SUGGESTION / SECURITY SOLUTION

I suggest to, and advice the management of GTBank to consider the following for safety of their *737# Money Transfer service.

1. Customers Must Choose their 4-digits code by themselves

Just like the ATM card security code for withdrawals, rather than making the last 4 digits of customers naira master card as default security code for money transfer, it should be a decision for each customer to choose whatever 4 digits he or she wants as security code. Thus nobody, even if they are in possession of your ATM card and cell phone can temper with the money in your bank account.

2. It Should Be Optional

I strongly suggest for security reasons, that this particular service should be optional. Of course as it stands now, the service is automatically activated for all GTBank account holders with their ( ATM) Naira Mastercard . This is an epic fail by the company, I must bluntly say.

So I firmly stand that customers should be allowed to decide if such services be activated on their bank account or not, as many Nigerians operate accounts with different banks each for a particular purpose.

SEE ALSO : Nigerian Naira On the Fall Again In the Parallel Market

MY CONCLUSION

All said and yet to be done, while we await on the management of GTBank to act with immediate affect to these regards, I will advise my fellow Nigerians banking with Guaranty Trust Bank to stay at alert and avoid risking their hard earned money in this though economy to bad guys.

Thank you all for reading through. I hope I made a few sense with my 'beautiful nonsense.' Until I write you again, stay blessed and keep making legal money. I remain Uc Artt Ekwueme (Chief Editor for HypeNigeria.com) ucarttekwueme@gmail.com ...drops pen....Bye.

Make sure you Share this insightful piece with Friends and Love ones to help them keep their money Safe.

SOURCE -------> http://hypenigeria.com/2016/04/09/why-gtbank-latest-737-simple-mobile-banking-is-a-beautiful-nonsense-uc-artt-ekwueme/

NigerianMusic:
If you have bank account with GTBank, this is a must read for you....

SOURCE --------> http://hypenigeria.com/2016/04/09/why-gtbank-latest-737-simple-mobile-banking-is-a-beautiful-nonsense-uc-artt-ekwueme/

Last Month, Nigerians on social media were tricked by the suspenseful trend "What Is The 737?" popping up, from hashtags to sponsored ads and billboard campaigns. Little did we know that one of Africa's largest and leading contemporary banks, Guaranty Trust Bank Plc widely known as GTBank in Nigeria, who are behind the trend was about to hit us with yet another "innovative banking service."

GTBank-Launches-Innovative-Service-Delivery-Channel-–-Bank-737

Weeks later, it was officially launched to the public, albeit it has been in operation weeks prior to it's official introduction, as i have used It twice last month.

They say " Just Dial *737# "

It's as easy as that. What this service simply does is that by just dailing *737# you can either

1. Open a GTBank Account

2. Transfer Money ( anytime of the day 24/7)

3. Purchase Airtime

4. Check account balance and many more, right at the convenience of your fingertips, using jusy your mobile phone ( even a Nokia torch will perform this service, apparently you don't require any internet access to do so) ... but am here to talk about the security risk sorrounding the "Fund Transfer" service included and why it's a 'beautiful nonsense'

Just yesterday a friend of mine called me and was lamenting on how some group of boys ganged up against him and made off with his GTBank ATM card and cell phone, at about 7:21pm somwhere in Suleja. Getting to a nearby branch to lay complaint of his stolen card the next day, alas 20,000 Naira has been hijacked off his bank account already.

"Chai !! na wa ooo, for this dollar bill economy.. I exclaimed as he narrates his ordeal to me. And sadly, that' actually to the last penny savings on his account. Unfortunately, prior to the ugly incident, this dude was not aware of the bank's newly introduced banking service. Thus wouldn't have known that with just your GTBank ATM card and registered phone number its now easy to transfer money from one bank account to another in a minute.

HOW THEY DID IT, and WHY IT'S a 'BEAUTIFUL NONSENSE' ??

Now that's why I called this service a 'beautiful nonsense' because of its high risk and poor security. Of course since they were in possession of his cell phone and GTBank ATM naira Mastercard, the 'innovative smart criminals' dialed *737# followed the instructions, filled in the amount they wanted, their account number, their bank and lastly 4-digit security code which is the last 4 digits on the ATM card, and boom !!! the money is transfered right inside their own account.

SOURDE ----------> http://hypenigeria.com/2016/04/09/why-gtbank-latest-737-simple-mobile-banking-is-a-beautiful-nonsense-uc-artt-ekwueme/

The bank brags that this service is safe and convenient. 'Convenient' ? Yes for sure, but 'Safe' ? a big NO, and will never be safe with the current procedure for money transfer, even if Vincent Enyeama decides to make a U - turn back to the Super Eagles.

We all know many Nigerians banking with Guaranty Trust Bank still stands a high risk of losing their money to smart bad guys, we all know an average Nigerian moves about to his or her office and almost everywhere with ATM card and cell phone, and we know what that means (that isnto say; criminals can even walk up to you and do the smart move.) We also know many children have easy access to their parents cell phone, which most will know the last four digits of their ATM card, and we know what that means.

One of the major essence of keeping our money in the bank is for safety, what then happens when banks services are no longer safe ? It becomes a 'beautiful nonsense.'

MY SUGGESTION / SECURITY SOLUTION

I suggest to, and advice the management of GTBank to consider the following for safety of their *737# Money Transfer service.

1. Customers Must Choose their 4-digits code by themselves

Just like the ATM card security code for withdrawals, rather than making the last 4 digits of customers naira master card as default security code for money transfer, it should be a decision for each customer to choose whatever 4 digits he or she wants as security code. Thus nobody, even if they are in possession of your ATM card and cell phone can temper with the money in your bank account.

2. It Should Be Optional

I strongly suggest for security reasons, that this particular service should be optional. Of course as it stands now, the service is automatically activated for all GTBank account holders with their ( ATM) Naira Mastercard . This is an epic fail by the company, I must bluntly say.

So I firmly stand that customers should be allowed to decide if such services be activated on their bank account or not, as many Nigerians operate accounts with different banks each for a particular purpose.

SEE ALSO : Nigerian Naira On the Fall Again In the Parallel Market

MY CONCLUSION

All said and yet to be done, while we await on the management of GTBank to act with immediate affect to these regards, I will advise my fellow Nigerians banking with Guaranty Trust Bank to stay at alert and avoid risking their hard earned money in this though economy to bad guys.

Thank you all for reading through. I hope I made a few sense with my 'beautiful nonsense.' Until I write you again, stay blessed and keep making legal money. I remain Uc Artt Ekwueme (Chief Editor for HypeNigeria.com) ucarttekwueme@gmail.com ...drops pen....Bye.

Make sure you Share this insightful piece with Friends and Love ones to help them keep their money Safe.

SOURCE -------> http://hypenigeria.com/2016/04/09/why-gtbank-latest-737-simple-mobile-banking-is-a-beautiful-nonsense-uc-artt-ekwueme/

Smellymouth:
Why u wicked like dis na??

Smellymouth:
Nothing wrong ..
Almost every girl has slept wit a guy before. It doesnt matter how close you are to the guy .

Your future wife is an ex to someone...Your present girl might end up marrying another person.

Getting married to such a lady doesnt make one a Mumu or Ode ..It means you have a divine heart to forgive and forget the past and face the present.

DanceVille:
Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!.

1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man:
All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there ....

2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god:
This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat...

3.Taking Of His Photograph:
Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm...

4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc:
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea...

5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!:
This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!...

6.Proposing To A Guy!:
Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?)..

7.Becoming A Worker In Church!:
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!...

8.Revamping Yourself:
Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22.
A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated..

9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy:
This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals.

10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom:
As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ......
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Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!..
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Written By:
DanceVille

Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed..

kvngjesse:
My exam date was scheduled on the 4/03/2016 by 2:30pm at Digital centre abraka. I got to the centre by 11:00am, then by 2:00pm, we all went to the hall for security check and others, i entered the hall and took my seat, then we were all told to input our registration number, we all input it in our systems. Then everyones page just started showing an error page. The jamb officials were all putting efforts to fix it, It took about 5hours to fix the problem, i started my papers around 6:15pm, i immediately started with my physics, entered my english, then my system and almost evdryones system started showing an error page. then it al started from the beginning, i had to restart, after about 20minutes, it restart again. making everyond thinking about how to find their ways home. some started guessing, while others about shedding tears, i rushed my papers and rounded up by 9:00pm, was worried how i would get home and go about my results. i just checked and found out i scored 164. i feel like shedding tears.

Pumpkin34:
Hahahahahahahaha

Pumpkin34:
They are both correct and wrong at the same time. It depends on the angle you view it from.

glossy6:
Yinusa's family forced her to sky rocket her age!

Theanonymous9:
I've handled your type before. But Imma have someone destroy u instead.
So....

Theanonymous9: