₦airaland Forum

GogetterMD:
Oga barbecue, all this your epistle sef.
Dead bodies tend to float after some days in water simply because the decomposition process of the body due happens to release a whole lot of gases that causes it to bloat and thus levitate it to the surface, compared to a live person or a recent dead undecomposed body

Don’t mind the barbecue seller. He stole the answer off Quora and presents it here without citing his source. Typical plagiarist . Please credit Alex Mancini and don’t be a thief

Professor of English correcting spelling error. If na so you intelligent, why are you a meat seller? Ignorant intellectual

Buhari's media team know what they are doing.Each person knows his Audience.
Ogunlesi is for the ignorant intellectuals.
Bashir is for the uneducated.Those ones that shout "looters" under your tweet.
While Lauretta is for the demons and spiritual host of wickedness in high places
Culled from twitter @ilynem

The ignorant intellectuals will be very impressed with this tweet.

1 billion dollars “spended” and the situation is worsening?

Testimony to the failure of the President.

Please for those who want to argue, please do that with your Christmas tree

Meanwhile Social house requires a magnifying glass to see his name

Ohraykon:
mumu

Like your unfortunate father

I saw this piece of thrash at the Apo roundabout. Trust me, photographs make it look good. This contraption is a testament to the lack of innovation and lazy thinking. This thing cannot will will never fly neither is it amphibious. Lastly, if we had a road safety agency, it should not be plying the roads!! Just because you want to innovate doesn’t mean you take us back to the time of Fred Flintstone. Please build upon current technology and stop taking us back.

This news will excite the lazy governors who will be expecting their share of the VAT despite some not contributing to it. Manufacturing which includes breweries are largely in the south and generates the highest yet a Northern state will destroy these goods and still want a share from its sales.

Rubbish!!!

Hired jet

Mumuric.... also known as Association of Yoruba Muslims; a group seriously seeking relevance but largely ignored by the Northern Muslims.



Please shut up and stop being stupid

Oil revenue kill you there! We will reduce dependency on oil yet 3 years later the budget is heavily reliant on it. Diversification of economy- Fail
Insecurity- Fail
Fight against Corruption- Fail

The Federal Government will say this is fake news and show us videos of jet fighters bomb strikes.

We have seen videos of soldiers walking away from the battle field, we have heard what they have said about the war against Boko Haram. A government that prefers to give an alternate narrative to make itself look good is a bad government but zombies will say otherwise.

Meat seller, come and defend your hero who is leading from the front

Liar calling another a liar!

But the vindictive Buhari cannot forgive Dasuki...

Coup plotter

yomi96:
mumu talk, sit down in your hut and be shouting take it back. Take the obsolete weapons back and risk killing more southerners in the military abi. Shey your lord and master said Boko Haram was technically defeated? You better focus on your suya business than technically embarrassing your self on a public forum

Better talk!!! Don’t know what time it spends roasting meat when lt is always online exhibiting madness

A Nigerian Yoruba Man was caught in the early hours of today digging out a human skull out from the grave for money ritual.


Fixed

donbenie:
The Lincoln Navigator comes in yearly models,so doesn't mean THIS is 12 years old..

This is a 2nd Generation Navigator manufactured between 2003 and 2006 so it is at least 12 years old.

Car is at least 12 years old. Please enjoy your old technology and let us have peace

Idiots writing “as useless as tissue paper”. At least tissue paper is more useful than your certificates you obtained from your wasted education

Buratai will be there lying to himself!

Even if he isn’t lying.. the uniform sends signals and what next? What is the response system in place? Does it signal ground troops or an Air Force team? What is the response time? At the end, the signals fall on deaf ears and it becomes a pointless initiative.

A buharist is a person with Automated Praising Configuration (APC). The APC comes with 4 additional coded programmes:

1. Every failure of Buhari is caused by 16 years of PDP

2. Every criticism of Buhari is corruption fighting back...

3. Everybody in the world is a looter except Buhari and those like Babachir and Akpabio who have pledged loyalty to Buhari

4. Every economic hardship, prevailing national poverty and unemployment is because Buhari has blocked people from stealing

When you meet a person with this automated "reasoning" pattern, don't waste your time arguing. Always remember that nothing makes sense to a robot except pre-installed programmes.

Culled from Twitter @Tutsy22

There is one particular meat selling buharist here whose stupidity befuddles me!!! Rather than focus on his stick meat and asun frying, he spends his days being a nuisance.

Obviously a government-sanctioned hit. When Alkali got missing, they turned Jos upside down draining ponds and all to find his body and his killers. A former Armed Forces Chief is assasinated and no intention to find his killers; only condemnation. Who are they condemning

The only thing worse than a tyrant or dictator is a puppet. What we have sitting on the seat of the President and commander in chief of the Armed forces is a shell, a puppet, a lifeless entity with absolutely no control and no idea what is happening in the country. The only thing worse than a tyrant is a faceless tyrant(s). The nation is currently controlled by faceless entities, faceless tyrants, faceless dictators. They aren’t even pulling the strings of the puppet, they are giving the orders directly and the puppet is senile with no idea. They put out statements in his name and he has no idea. This isn’t a dictatorship; this is a disastership and it only ends in one way... Disaster.

And what is he to do with the shoes? Boil it and eat?

Fake news!

Step 1: Raise fake alarm of Russian hackers

Step 2: Scrap card readers and electronic registration as a result of fake news

Step 3: load in Chadians and Niger citizens to vote in the north using manual registration

Election rigging strategy

In 1989: General knowledge question primary 5

Who is the chairman of Mamser?

Answer: Prof. Jerry Gana

30 years later

Same names popping up in Nigeria politics!!

Me: That is why we are where we are today

Osinbajo: That is why we were we where were we ....

CLAIM BY OBI: To bring out goods from Apapa cost more than it takes to bring goods from Europe

Verification in progress

True when you add the cost of transportation and the cost of delays in getting the goods.

A lowloader costs between 1.2 to 1.8 million to transport your heavy duty machinery from Lagos to Abuja. Then you wait 3-4 days dues to bad roads. There is a higher risk loosing your goods transporting internally than on the high seas. You pay 2000 to 4000USD to ship from Europe to Nigeria

Verified

Words from the mouth of a liar and the chief spreader of fake news

The NPF and other crime fighting institutions have become a big joke under this administration.

The police especially. They cannot even close murder cases that happened recently then they want to go back to early 2000. Aren’t the killings in Benue, Plateau, Zamfara, Taraba, Cross Rivers, Rivers murder cases? Have they even investigated these and found the culprits? No, they tag it political or herdmens and case closed.

Currency name - Wafu

Competition over ... send me my prize money