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You want to discard your cake and have it

Delusions of grandeur

What are you even saying?

OP be advised that this forum can only achieve little or nothing for you. So do channel your grievances to the appropriate quarters vis-National Industrial Court, National Assembly, Ministry of Internal Affairs, Ministry of Labour etc

FG has given ASUU 7 days deadline to return to work or be sacked. This deadline expires on the 4th of Dec. By this ultimatum FG has ordered VCs to place adverts for jobs for aspiring lecturers by the expiration of the deadline. However, ASUU in their characteristic manner have declared that such threat cannot move them.
Anyway lets wait and see.

OP is noticed that your available balance reduced by #38000 on the second alert which is exactly the sum of two months federal allawee if added together. Are you sure that second alert was not a Debit alert?? Maybe you should check again.

Viewing it live here in Uyo.
Note: for those saying they cant view it, one of the simplest way to view it is by placing a dark coloured basin or bucket of water in the sun. Then with the help of a sun glasses locate the sun inside the water. Happy viewing!

Cyberfreak: @Godalone, While I commend your devotion and respect for your wife, I just have to ask, how swollen are your hands presently?

Not funny.

Godalone: Not all married men,at least i have been away from my wife for a whole year and i did not cheat on her and i will never.

that's so sweet, keep it up.

timpaker: I would simply snub and pass shake hands with the person.
I once met a nairalander on a plane though and I pretended like I've not heard about the forum before

Lol. Coward!

Trinity101: Grammatical blunder,that's why they always tell you people that 95% of you can't even defend your yeye certificate. "Server" (SEVERE) and "stocks" (SOCKS). #Am a graduate# for mouth. Tomorrow you'll be the director of one department in the civil service and start forming Madam.

Ah bros, there's something called typo-error. Abeg calm down.

buchisom1: i burnt all dose tinz tho they really make me luk sexy den...team2013 batch A

Are you for real? 2013 batch A? For Chrissake you're still a corper, so stop talking in past tense and better borrow a kit from the just finished batch C. I bet you, you'll need it in Feb 2014 for POP.

Bmart: Now is the best time to apply cos it has a closing date too

OP i dont think the guy is in anyway interested, he was only mocking your English- exception not expection

So they started service since Nov last year and were just discovered to be fake on the passing out day 1yr later. Who's to blame there? So much for the screening in camp.

Progressing...

See you at Rio

Up NIGERIA!!

The unexpected! Weldone guys

pistol: Why do uyo people don't like storey buildings?
Everywhere bungalow.
The whole storey building in uyo is not up to 200

Sharrap

Tell it to the birds. What happened to the force of gravity?

@Team Ok, e be like una MB don finish. Sorry oooo

ATMC: hail varsity of nigeria my alma mater hail and rejoice for ur light is come. Where young men women do find their feet hail and rejoice la la la la la My alma mater my alma mater la la lion fm tiinZzz... mc erems i dey miss yhu. anu nkaka npi i dey miss yhu. akpabio hall governor baby la hawt! *down the memory lane tonight

Choi you don fall my hand. So you cannot sing the song or you've forgotten so fast. Please dont dull the UNN spirit.

blackdream: Just got admitted to study at the den, political science dept, I greet u all!!! Happy 53rd birthday to UNN!!!!!

You're highly nno

Stevosty: Of all animals una leave domestic animals enter wild animals, of all wild animals na LION na fit choose... UNIBEN my UNIBEN

Just flyaway before you're devoured like a common prey. Be warned!!

Happy Founders' Day to all Lions, Lionesses, Super-Lions and Super-Lionesses in the house. This is your Super-Lioness representing Med-Rehab '09. Miss ye all.
Everyone have a great week.

Ladybianca: sorry for quoting buh u seem to be everywhere in nairaland....... your username should be nairalandsteady......lol

yea, you're right. It seems like ASUU has given him a new matric number only this time it's on NL.

WildChild00: Nairaland is more or less a place for learning, seeking information and meeting new people, so we will do everything to keep it active, likewise u toooooo,

yea, you're right.

Seun: Nope. Moderators are hired and retired all the time. In fact, we've been doing this at a much faster rate lately.

Hired and Fired.
Sounds more appealing to me

Nollywood's latest blockbuster- EVERYONE HATES SEXKILLZ ! Now showing in all galleria nationwide. Or you can grab your copy from your movie vendor.

ab1x: If naija youths can team up like this, I think we can go places. I love the fighting spirit and I feel we should come together in one accord to fight those corrupt leaders at the helm of affairs. Just my two cent though.

Noted

shachris01: what's this one saying?

I wonder oooo. He should take a walk if the thread does not appeal to him.
IVs ONLY!

735 i: I done reach here
So watcha guys say? Do we drive traffic to this thread or we just let it build momentum?

Badooo... You too much