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Niel baba: gf sorry ehn. U don jonzz,y u go try dat kin tin in d first place,na bonus now u cnt oo.n u must use d oda 1500 b4 12pm if na today u do am or else e don comot b dat sorry ehn.

Lol! She was tryin to play smart by getting double airtime so she can use half for BIS and the remaining half for calls. Hehehehe she didn't realise that MTN is smarter.
Omo MTN i hail oooo

Yes bros they're true loving born again single ladies in this country. I know a couple of them. But the problem is, they feel as bad as you do because they keep meeting the wrong guys. So they also wonder if there are no believing guys out there. God'll help us!

I hope you'r as romantic as you sound oooo

see a shrink or a relationship expert or your pastor if you live in Nigeria, cos thatz what they're paid to do.

In our parts here, the husband is mandated to give the woman to types of money gifts:
1. The chastity money - a reward for her chastity
2. The fidelity money - a bribe for her to stay faithful

Hi Miss Shirley i must say i admire your courage but i have a few questions for you. You said you need a friend not a lover, so are you saying you have no friends at all? If you do, does it then mean you're merely hiding behind the born-again veil to ask for a lover (because when someone says that they're tired of being single they're simply saying they're in need of a lover because everybody sure has a friend)?

Girl Nadia i guess you're in deep trouble here. I once harboured the thought that you're all fraud. Anyways, i'm not sure. Goodluck to you!

Emelcee: Hi guys, Hope u are gud. Sorry to tell u dis
now! Am getting married on 15th August
2013, Next two weeks. I know its Sudden,
hence am not planning a big thing, only a
few friends will be coming and I will
appreciate ur presence on this day. No
need for gifts since its a short notice. Just
bring someone I can get married to.
Thanks

Hmmm, i kinda feel sorry for you! This reminds of a gf of mine who when asked when she'll get married responds thus "the wedding gown is ready, the cake, the hall, the IVs and even the officiating minister are all ready, it's just the groom that's left", there's no groom!

Forming tinz!
But i'm trying hard to imagine a guy's face pouting for a snapshot! Must be very ridiculous. Una sure say una don see one b4?

scipher: Her brothers and sisters are here on nl posting wobish

and you're one of them!

Good composition OP. But all those things you said are valid only in oyibo land, no bi for naija abeg. D gramma too much sef.

Bros words fail me at this point, i really had to compel myself to make this post. Sorry for your loss please. But you weren't specific about the kind of help you need from us. Can you let us know?

obowunmi: why are there so many hidden posts?

Exactly what i've been wondering. This thread unarguably holds the highest number of hidden posts on any single thread on nairaland! Abeg wetin dey those hidden posts sef?

Love them all! Very sleek!
Hmmm, but eye-catching business cards such as those won't come cheap. So what's the fate of a young and fresh entrepreneur who's just starting out and who cannot afford such sleek cards?

What's wrong this site?

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@OP normally when someone puts up a topic he gives a total breakdown/account of the story so anyone reading can easily assimilate the gist. However, your posts up there are pieces of fragmented and disjointed information that's difficult for one to easily make sense of except he/she has been following the original story directly from CNN. Please this type of narration is not worthy of the front page. Try better next time!

trolling: Name the 24 elders in heaven

Lol
you must be a prankster! Why dont you name them? Infact i'm beginning to suspect that you'r one of this secret society people with these your kind of questions.

OP i missed the pix you uploaded, however i've gone through the entire thread and these are my honest observations:
1. You were very courageous to upload your pix on a public forum such as these.
2. You however demonstrated no courage whatsoever to ignore negative comments passed at you.
3. You rained abuses of all sorts on people who didn't rate you well and even took up a personal vendetta by quoting each of their comments in your bid to defend yourself.
4. Yet you never individually thanked people who commended you. You only said one general 'thank you'.
Well here's my take- when someone's trying to engage you in a brawl wisdom demands you don't indulge them. (Reason- when you do then you'v taken the bait and you'v condescended to their level and they'll gladly drag you into the mud. But if you don't they'll soon give up and leave you to move on to their next scheme).
On the other hand, when people commend you, appreciate them on a one on one basis. (Reason- when you do that they'll come back to say something nice to you another time and you'll feel great and happy with yourself).
Just my two cents.

[quote author=P.Stacks]guy, your 2 lengthy and paranoid posts have spoilt a rather beautiful thread. Must you bring in your bigotry to ruin all threads just so that they're derailed from their original themes? FYI this thread is about arts not govt nor politics. So check the next thread pls

Stunning

wheesin: nice but LAME...monotony of d same picture...it isnt spectacular...??

let's see the one you've come up wit

RockMaxi: Reason they were well ahead of you in Development..

was just thinking same

Big, black, hard stone you say? Where did you get it from first of all? I'v never seen black gold oooo

dddaaayyyooo: D day I will get A Good Job. Av almost turned to a BH @ home now. (www.D day I will get that Good Job.That's All!). Now let me log-out.

Dont lose hope bro. That day will come for you soon. Hope you can pray.

Rhemmymatician: This is a Satire. Y'all are taking it too serious. Laugh and move on

then it shouldn't be on front page. Most boring post i've ever read on nairaland.
@MOD please take this off frontpage, this is the first time i've ever asked this, plzzz...

3kay945: Please what is the meaning of this composition you put up there Mr. OP

i really wonder ooo

I think that the most critical thing in a young adult male's mind is how to achieve success and make it big or you may call it 'get rich' and begin to count dough. So for me the happiest day in a guy's life is the day he receives his first appointment letter for a good job or the day he makes he's first mega profit in a business deal. Just my thought.

Manlado: Love is an illusion of time, purpose and place. Nothing is cast in stone. So your rules apply only in part to different people at different times in different situations. Sorry it cannot be a theorem.

this sounds like a poem oooo

Mr_Nice_Guy: some are trues.. sure did learn my lesson, love is one part of the game, the other is compromises and willingness to hang around, 2nd part... wait what cheating? cheating i believe is getting something from 2 sides, ur gf/bf and a 3rd arty also, cheating is not not giving and not wanting them to get elsewhr... happy loving.. all na jik wash someday all una ee go clear.. and back to square one..

Sorry bros, even though you spoke in English i didn't understand a thing of what you said, made no sense to me, sounded like total jargon.

victorD3: Blame the Niaraland MODs\bigots for always bringing up any crap that has to do with Wole to NL and front page

Yet you cannot resist the small temptation of reading though the thread and posting a comment.