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Christianity EtcRe: The Naked Truth About Lazarus Mouka (the Lord’s Choosen) by riskit33: 1:53pm On Sep 06, 2013
Hmmmmm, really? 'God' of who you say?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Current Vacant Positions At Dangote Cement Plc September 2013. by riskit33: 7:26pm On Sep 04, 2013
akd jr: You see no body on nairaland cares whether Dangote is a Muslim or not.. Bothe xtian muslim, traditionalist like me will all go and apply for the job. Pls warning to every religious sentiment
this type of sentiments are totally uncalled for here.
PoliticsRe: Suntai’s Wife Admits He Is Unfit To Run Taraba - SaharaReporters by riskit33: 2:37pm On Sep 04, 2013
omonnakoda: Who said he needs Physiotherapy rehabhuh Abeg park well.
I am a FULLY qualified WINCH for Mohammed and am willing to do discounted rehab anytime
Who is this psycho?
Never quote me again!!
NYSCRe: Suggest Possible Changes To The NYSC Kit by riskit33: 12:52pm On Sep 04, 2013
The entire kit needs a complete overhauling. Possibly, the supply contract should be re-awarded to the supplier of the military kit. Nigerian graduates deserve no less!
PoliticsRe: Suntai’s Wife Admits He Is Unfit To Run Taraba - SaharaReporters by riskit33: 12:39pm On Sep 04, 2013
Please and please Mrs Suntai, you dont need to take the governor back to United States for rehab. I'm a qualified physiotherapist and i can do the job satisfactorily. Please do patronise (made in Nigeria) me for the good of all.
EducationRe: Akwa Ibom State E-library (pix -interior And Exterior) by riskit33: 8:45am On Sep 03, 2013
I'm simply wowed, i must say i'm just beginning to appreciate this Akpabio man.
Proudly Akwa Ibomite!!

PS: OP are you really sure you'r unable to upload more pix or it's just the old trick of attracting traffic to your blog?
EducationRe: Doctors And Pharmacy Interns In LUTH Protest Non Payment Of Salaries by riskit33: 5:57pm On Sep 02, 2013
cashkid18: sum pple wil stil blame it on gej,bt for me i blame it on end tym.............

Tinz
lol. These NL 'end time prophets' una no dey tire? It's like all FP stories are automatically end time epistles for you guys. Wondersshallneverend
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by riskit33: 10:59pm On Sep 01, 2013
ayobase: hmmmm, so no show for me 2nite!

thanks still!
i love your sense of humour
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by riskit33: 10:54pm On Sep 01, 2013
Eze Promoe: Dyt [color=crimson]chooses[/color] Chukxy [color=crimson]and[/color] [color=#000030]Ayobase[/color] [color=crimson]as her men. She was really perplexed here and she decides to give the duo a 50 - 50 possession.

CONGRATULATIONS!
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so far you'v not done badly in your task of anchoring. Thumbs up to you man.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by riskit33: 10:31pm On Sep 01, 2013
dopeJemi: gree-die, I'm still recovering, Prince.. Congrats.... Thanks 2 everyone dat Liked my post, it wasn't easy atall, Looking at my fone screen was Like Looking at d sun directLy, I just pray I get better....


Thanks Once again
i'm one of them, you'r welcome. You nailed it!
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by riskit33:
playdude: Na wetin dey vex man, u dey take laff abihuh? No worry. Reservoir du commentaire.
sorry dude. Your consolation should be that your woman is with you through every thick and thin. Meanwhile i'll PM the number of a good french teacher to you.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by riskit33: 9:21pm On Sep 01, 2013
Mynd_44: Crown Prince dusted him easily....lesson learnt.

Never bring a knife to a gun fight
wrong judgement! How did he when he didn't even address the lady by name yet mentioned other names in his lines, he also lied that today is saturday. Greedie i know you know your man already!
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by riskit33: 8:58pm On Sep 01, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]playdude and Ishibaby, allow me to concentrate abeg.
Playdude, you can PM your line to Ishilove. Its not bad afterall grin
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lol, wicked but funny
EducationRe: ASUU Snubs FG No Work No Pay Threat by riskit33: 11:03am On Aug 26, 2013
ITbomb: For a Nigerian student to be saying ASUU should end the strike so that they can return to the rot they call school is quite pathetic.
It shows the mediocrity in the blood of undergraduates who cannot recognize when a system is faulty and look for solutions to it.
Call no student a mediocre! Those are helpless students that are totally frustrated by the disfunctional system. Only he who wears the shoe knows where it pinches. I understood that during my undergraduate years when we once had to stay at home for FOUR months, no thanks to ASUU strike. You can only imagine how many times i have had to be grateful to God that i'm now long gone from such a system. Please show some sympathy.
EducationRe: ASUU Snubs FG No Work No Pay Threat by riskit33:
Demdem:
Part of the agreement they signed includes clauses that affect their allowances but I tell u that the bulk of the agreement boils down to improved infrastructures for our Universities.
The same govt that has spent trillions over the years for the NASS suddenly can't invest billions on our universities claiming there is no money. Only fools will buy such rubbish. Infact, I prefer our doctors and professors to be well paid than those theives.

ASUU isnt asking for more than the implementation of signed agreement.
Hmmm, from the level of your activity on this thread and your responses, i'm tempted to ask you a question - Are you a member of ASUU or maybe a dependent relative of a member?
Christianity EtcRe: Another Revelation By A Female Member Of COZA. by riskit33: 9:45am On Aug 26, 2013
I am definitely sitting on the fence on this one and waiting it out until Pastor Biodun comes forward with his defense.
Reason: I'm a born again christian and i won't readily jump into the band wagon that slanders a MOG neither i'm i going to discredit those ladies until their stories are proven to be falsehood because MOGs are not superhumans.
My advise to all:
To those holding brief for PB, please cease for now let him answer for himself nobody knows who's telling the truth.
To those condemning PB, please quit for now he oughts to be given a fair hearing.
To PB, please speak up quickly and clear this tide, prolonged silence is further heating up the system causing more chaos.
To the ladies, please reserve your evidence(s) for now, do not gratify anybody with them, they'll only be required in the event of a denial by PB.
My take!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo's Reply To Ese Walter's Sex Scandal by riskit33: 1:58pm On Aug 25, 2013
It's never easy to be on the defense! The pastor really needs time to articulate his response because more damage might be done if in trying to give a reply in haste he says something silly. However i honestly believe that the truth definitely comes out in anything which concerns God's name not matter how long it takes!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun/Coza Replies Ese Walter's Sex Scandal Accusation by riskit33: 1:41pm On Aug 25, 2013
I smell very strongly the pull-him-down tendency working actively here. How can we fairly judge a matter without hearing from both sides and without any other evidence to collaborate the story apart from accuser's account? In all fairness i think we should hear the Pastor's response before we proceed to judge. But till he comes forward with he's story it'll be apt to give him the benefit of doubt.
RomanceRe: Unilag Chicks Now Sell Their Ovaries For 120 Thousand Naira by riskit33: 10:05pm On Aug 20, 2013
Nobody has the right to judge them. Afterall people sell their hair aka brazillian, peruvian etc, others sell their blood, some sperm, yet others their kidneys so why make ovaries sound like a sin.
But the question i have for the buyers if truly they are women is- why buy someone's ovaries when God has blessed you with thousands of same?
I just hope the buyer's don't have ulterior motives.
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by riskit33: 2:39pm On Aug 18, 2013
tochimas: PRAYER FOR TODAY

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL FOR THIS GENERATION
Amen!!!
Service's been sweet but for a bunch of miscreants.
Thanks Preacher Tochimas and OP
PoliticsRe: Teju Cole To Prof. Soyinka - " How Does It Feel To Be An Embarrassment? " by riskit33: 1:44pm On Aug 18, 2013
So what was the point of the interview? A completely forgotten issue. Now some folks have gone to war with it. Please let sleeping dogs lie.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by riskit33: 4:29pm On Aug 15, 2013
@JideSM
The BFF bonus isn't still working. I'm still being billed from my main account.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 - Submission Thread For Round 1 by riskit33: 11:17pm On Aug 13, 2013
Number 58

UNEMPLOYMENT IN NIGERIA, WHAT'S OUR HOPE

Time was in the history of our great country
Majority craved to be educated
Education was the master key which opened doors of job opportunities
So our people trooped to school
Both males and females
To be part of the educated elite

And so it was then
Even as a corps member
On primary assignment
Companies & government establishments
Came chasing at you
With all sorts of juicy job offers

All you needed to do then
Was sit and analyse
And decide on the best offer to go for
Talk about making a Hobson's choice

Even at that
The uneducated populace
Were not in any way marginalized
Because there were plenty of unskilled jobs
Scattered here and there
For even the least literate
To earn a living from
Thus, everybody shared in the national cake

However as the years passed
The story gradually changed
The educated ones in their thousands
And the uneducated in their tens of thousands began to roam the streets daily
In a hopeless search for a source of livelihood

All because
The bug called unemployment
Had invaded our national life
Eating deep into the fabrics of our society
Leaving ugly scars we now see
Hunger and poverty
Political thuggery and abductions
Arm robbery and vandalism

Giving credence to the cliché
'An idle man is the devil's counterpart'
Youths are desperate for a source of livelihood
At all cost
Even if it means
Taking up arms and engaging in social vices

What then is the hope
Of our dear country- Nigeria
Our hope is in God Almighty
To grant our leaders wisdom
To build lasting structures
That will boost the economy of this great country

A good economy translates to more job opportunities
For our teaming youth population
So that the scars
Created by unemployment in our society
May be healed
And our land restored
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LiteratureRe: Call Center Crazies by riskit33: 2:13pm On Aug 13, 2013
Very hilarious.
If this isn't ficticious then CC agents really have their hands full!
Science/TechnologyRe: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by riskit33: 11:20pm On Aug 11, 2013
Dude was lucky, he got only 285 cuts out of the 500 razor teeth of the shark.
Also nice shark spat him out on realising he wasn't a fish. Talk about instincts!
Lesson from the bite: Do not kiss a shark only give it a peck on the cheek, only humans kiss.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by riskit33: 11:02pm On Aug 11, 2013
CCR pls why is it impossible to register a best friend number using the *390*1*number#? All i get is"thank you for using our service" plus and empty text from MTN N without the number getting registered. Hence i cant use the bonus airtime. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Suffers Seizure At Studio by riskit33: 8:36pm On Aug 10, 2013
Faddd: Why are all Black-American musicians so prone to this illness? First it was Lil Wayne, later Rick Ross & now Cris Brown. Oga o!
drugs and tinz!
EducationRe: The Ponzo Illusion by riskit33: 1:06am On Aug 09, 2013
I've only seen the sun at the horizon never noticed the moon. Anyways now that you've mentioned i'll look out for the moon and try out your trick. Hope it works.
PoliticsRe: 2015: Apc’s Invitation Shows Jonathan’s Best Man For The Job – Presidency by riskit33: 11:46pm On Aug 07, 2013
Omexonomy: i dont think so. Where are eko ile and gbawe to come and interprete it for us.
Lol! Topic is yet to make FP, when it does you'll get your well deserved interpretation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by riskit33: 8:51pm On Aug 07, 2013
Pls i dey hail oooo. Abeg make una no vex oooo. But all this talk about sending codes, playing and winning games on NL is totally strange to me. Pls can someone kindly educate me on it- where is the game played? Who are spectators? Atleast i do love to watch. And who are all these players with big team names? Abeg make una no laugh oh, am serious!
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by riskit33: 8:40pm On Aug 07, 2013
halmeyd: Sir please hw do i port 4rm mtn 2 etisalat...Pls tel me d stepz dat i am 2 4low if i wnt 2 port 2 etibaba koz im tired of MTN slow gprs netwk,,,rememba it's ur duty to asist ur customerz.
funny peeps! You can wait a lifetime for those steps. You'r joking with MTN

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