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Romance / Re: by ritaoritza(f): 11:34am On Jun 05, 2016 |
eleko1: If mumus dey nairaland na! |
Romance / Re: Photo: I Found MY Real Love On Nairaland Romance Section! by ritaoritza(f): 11:27am On Jun 05, 2016 |
I smell liessSss |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by ritaoritza(f): 5:24pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
dollyjoy: Does it nullifies her namimanation? Pls I need to know |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by ritaoritza(f): 5:21pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Pls oo,can a newly joined nairalander contest? |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by ritaoritza(f): 4:40pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by ritaoritza(f): 3:14pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
nitwitfabian: Nahhh, she is someone close to me |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by ritaoritza(f): 3:09pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Pls couldn't read all posts....apart from Lanicky,who else is/are contesting cuz I want to nominate someone Cc dygeasy |
Romance / Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 8:16pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
BoboYekini: Let me think... Hmmmmmm...... NO |
Romance / Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 8:11pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
BoboYekini: Let me think... Hmmmmmm...... NO |
Romance / Re: Hey Come In 'n Drop Your Favourite Romantic Songs by ritaoritza(f): 8:07pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
ba7man: nndo,sorry 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 7:06pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
BoboYekini: Catch me cathing dem!!! |
Romance / Re: Hey Come In 'n Drop Your Favourite Romantic Songs by ritaoritza(f): 7:05pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
ba7man: A coldplay fan *you made me blush* |
Romance / Re: Hey Come In 'n Drop Your Favourite Romantic Songs by ritaoritza(f): 7:08pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Rush of blood to the head - Coldplay 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 6:53pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Aguiyi13: WAKA |
Romance / Re: Guy's; Learn A Lesson From This by ritaoritza(f): 6:51pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
I know some men will come back the night after! No be men!!!
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Romance / Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 6:43pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Dongreat: Am happy for u |
Romance / Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 6:41pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Aguiyi13: Sorry @op forgotten u said teen And as for my story......100% history of my life. Scared me for life!!! |
Romance / Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 6:39pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Aguiyi13: |
Romance / Re: See Photos Of The Plus Sized Bride Who Got Married To A Charming Young Man by ritaoritza(f): 6:30pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Jaaaaaazzzzzzzz 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 6:28pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
I was like 8 or 9,woke up in the middle of the night and caught my grandfather and grandmonther in the act. My grandfather was doing a cunninglingus on my grandma.... I had to switch to the living room to catch what's left of my sleep Most shocking and awkward moment ever!!! |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by ritaoritza(f): 4:46pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by ritaoritza(f): 4:42pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
ireneony: Naaaahh, am too old for this And why are the prominent nairalanders/romancelanders shying away from 50k just to answer few questions. Take you for example |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by ritaoritza(f): 4:34pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
So who and where are the contestants so far..... |
Family / Re: 1-Day-Old Baby Found In A River In Osun (graphic Photos) by ritaoritza(f): 3:37pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Its a thin line between HUMANITY and INSANITY! Ogini da Fvck!!! |
Politics / Re: Loan: Fayose Writes Chinese Government Not To Give Loan To Nigeria by ritaoritza(f): 3:32pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Democracy is realing making Fayose behave CRAZY. #MadDog 2 Likes |
Romance / 10 Commandments For First Time Sex by ritaoritza(f): 1:47am On Apr 08, 2016 |
Here are my 10 commandments for first-time sex, whether it's your first time ever or just with a new guy. While I can't guarantee you a religious experience, if you follow my lead I can promise you a sexual experience that will be all the more satisfying. 1. Safety first. There's no such thing as totally safe sex, but you sure can be safer. Make sure he's wearing a condom (even if you're on the Pill) and talk about your respective sexual histories. I know it may sound like a buzz-kill, but heterosexual women have a higher risk of contracting an STI (sexually transmitted infection) than men, so it's up to you to take a proactive interest in your sexual health. 2. Don't have too-high expectations. Sex generally improves as you get to know someone and become more comfortable with each other's bodies. So don't feel pressured to make it the best night ever, because this is just the first of many. 3. Breathe. First-time sex can be tense and nerve-wracking, not to mention painful sometimes. Taking long, deep breaths can help you relax and let go. 4. Don't forget to enjoy pre-intimacy. All the stuff that leads up to intercourse — kissing, touching, MouthAction — is part of the sexual experience; it's not just about penetration. 5. Make sure you're amply aroused before intercourse. Not only do you want to be genuinely turned on, you want to be sufficiently lubricated. If you're too dry, he'll have trouble entering you, you'll feel discomfort, and the friction can cause the condom to rip. So, keep water–based lube on hand just in case. 6. Speak up. Let him know what feels good, and what doesn't. Guys crave feedback, so don't be shy about clueing him in. 7. Don't assume he's the expert. He may be getting a lot of his information about sex from porn and the tall tales of his buddies in the locker room. And, even if he is experienced, every sexual encounter is unique. He's just as worried about pleasing you as you are about getting him off. 8. Don't expect to have an orgasm. Of course, it's great if you do. But, most women don't climax the first few times with a new guy. Orgasmscome with a sense of comfort and specific knowledge of each other's bodies, and that takes time. 9. Don't fake it. If you do, you'll only be cheating yourself. Letting him know you came close and want to get there with him will keep him motivated. 10. His penis may malfunction. Guys get anxious too. Premature ejaculation and erectile difficulty are common the first time a man sleeps with someone. If he has a problem, don't make a big deal out of it or worry that there's something wrong with you or your connection. More than likely, it will work itself out 1 Like 1 Share
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Romance / 10 Commandments For First Time Sex by ritaoritza(f): 1:42am On Apr 08, 2016 |
Here are my 10 commandments for first-time sex, whether it's your first time ever or just with a new guy. While I can't guarantee you a religious experience, if you follow my lead I can promise you a sexual experience that will be all the more satisfying. 1. Safety first. There's no such thing as totally safe sex, but you sure can be safer. Make sure he's wearing a condom (even if you're on the Pill) and talk about your respective sexual histories. I know it may sound like a buzz-kill, but heterosexual women have a higher risk of contracting an STI (sexually transmitted infection) than men, so it's up to you to take a proactive interest in your sexual health. 2. Don't have too-high expectations. Sex generally improves as you get to know someone and become more comfortable with each other's bodies. So don't feel pressured to make it the best night ever, because this is just the first of many. 3. Breathe. First-time sex can be tense and nerve-wracking, not to mention painful sometimes. Taking long, deep breaths can help you relax and let go. 4. Don't forget to enjoy pre-intimacy. All the stuff that leads up to intercourse — kissing, touching, MouthAction — is part of the sexual experience; it's not just about penetration. 5. Make sure you're amply aroused before intercourse. Not only do you want to be genuinely turned on, you want to be sufficiently lubricated. If you're too dry, he'll have trouble entering you, you'll feel discomfort, and the friction can cause the condom to rip. So, keep water–based lube on hand just in case. 6. Speak up. Let him know what feels good, and what doesn't. Guys crave feedback, so don't be shy about clueing him in. 7. Don't assume he's the expert. He may be getting a lot of his information about sex from porn and the tall tales of his buddies in the locker room. And, even if he is experienced, every sexual encounter is unique. He's just as worried about pleasing you as you are about getting him off. 8. Don't expect to have an orgasm. Of course, it's great if you do. But, most women don't climax the first few times with a new guy. Orgasmscome with a sense of comfort and specific knowledge of each other's bodies, and that takes time. 9. Don't fake it. If you do, you'll only be cheating yourself. Letting him know you came close and want to get there with him will keep him motivated. 10. His penis may malfunction. Guys get anxious too. Premature ejaculation and erectile difficulty are common the first time a man sleeps with someone. If he has a problem, don't make a big deal out of it or worry that there's something wrong with you or your connection. More than likely, it will work itself out
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Romance / 6 Reasons Men Suck At Taking Pictures by ritaoritza(f): 12:52am On Apr 08, 2016 |
1. He points the camera in your general direction and takes the photo like it's an old book he wants to recommend to a friend.I am not an old book. I am a person with symmetrical features that either look stunning or like a creepy goat in the woods in photos. Proceed with caution, sir. 2. He takes ~*one*~ photo, like you're supposed to look like an otherworldly supermodel on the first try.Has he not seen your camera roll? The ratio is like 96:1 in terms of photos you take versus photos you post and he seriously needs to respect that process. 3. He has no idea that tapping to focus is a thing and he should do it.So then you get photos that would've been beautiful masterpieces but your face looks like you were whipping your head around in a frenzy. 4. He takes a photo of you from so far away that it looks like the focal point is that table in the foreground.So now you have to do an incredible zoom to make it clear this is a photo of you so all your friends don't comment, "That table looks great! I'd buy it if I were you," on a photo that was supposed to be of you looking cute in your new sandals. 5. He takes the photo when you weren't freaking ready.So now it looks like a photo they would use on an episode of a missing persons TV show. 6. He could've told you your bangs looked weird ~*before*~ he took the photo but he didn't.Look, I know guys probably think I look beautiful no matter what and they can't see those flaws and blah, blah, blah, but if I have a clump of mascara on my cheek and spinach in my teeth, maybe give me a heads up before we take 40 photos Guys aka Learners!!!
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Romance / Re: Girl 26.27 Years Old....too.late To Search A Nigerian guy for marriage? by ritaoritza(f): 12:55am On Apr 06, 2016 |
No you are not dear, just treat all the men in your life with respect and you will be engaged soon enough |
Romance / Re: Tiny Dick Vs Moderate Dick Vs Big Dick Vs Large Dick Vs Extra Large Dick by ritaoritza(f): 1:07am On Apr 01, 2016 |
Wobish |
Romance / Re: Please Where Is The Woman's Hand? by ritaoritza(f): 12:48am On Apr 01, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Top Controversial Female Romancelander 2016 by ritaoritza(f): 1:02am On Mar 31, 2016 |
This guy is daring! 2 Likes
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