₦airaland Forum

eleko1:
. he's. Carpenter,aluminium fabric,sex gigolo's,plumber,house painter,waste collectors ..He com post a supposed chat screen to hoodwink Dem mumus

If mumus dey nairaland na!

I smell liessSss

dollyjoy:
a new account?lol.

Does it nullifies her namimanation? Pls I need to know

Pls oo,can a newly joined nairalander contest?

I vote https://www.nairaland.com/eurydice

Cc: Dygeasy

nitwitfabian:
Pls just dnt nominate mimzy, i just realised shes no better than estharfabian. she stole someones story and said someone else gave it to her. Im tired of all these people. Demiladegold and refiner seem cool tho

Nahhh, she is someone close to me

Pls couldn't read all posts....apart from Lanicky,who else is/are contesting cuz I want to nominate someone

Cc dygeasy

BoboYekini:
Yes.
Are you in Lagos by any chance? I have all Coldplay's albums.

Let me think...













Hmmmmmm......












NO

BoboYekini:
Yes.
Are you in Lagos by any chance? I have all Coldplay's albums.

Let me think...













Hmmmmmm......












NO

ba7man:
Coldplay is simply the best!!!

A real Coldplay fan too....... I had all but 1 of their albums..... till my laptop crashed.

I'm still in shock loosing so much good music.

Do you like "Miracles".....? That's what I usually wake up to.

nndo,sorry

BoboYekini:
Haha. I believe you jor. But wait, did they catch you catching em? Now THAT must've been awkward.

Catch me cathing dem!!!

ba7man:
So I'm gonna buy a gun
And start a war
If you can tell me something worth fighting for....

A coldplay fan

*you made me blush*

Rush of blood to the head - Coldplay

Aguiyi13:
perhaps you should tell Me more,

was she moaning as at then....

WAKA

I know some men will come back the night after! No be men!!!

Dongreat:
And the award right now goes to ritaoritza, lol, for her most epic moment . Babes I swear this got me laughter hard.

Am happy for u

Aguiyi13:
'As a teen ' oh and I will have you know that your story seems fabricated.

Sorry @op forgotten u said teen

And as for my story......100% history of my life. Scared me for life!!!

Jaaaaaazzzzzzzz

I was like 8 or 9,woke up in the middle of the night and caught my grandfather and grandmonther in the act. My grandfather was doing a cunninglingus on my grandma....

I had to switch to the living room to catch what's left of my sleep

Most shocking and awkward moment ever!!!

ireneony:
u shud contest u got what it takes

Naaaahh, am too old for this

And why are the prominent nairalanders/romancelanders shying away from 50k just to answer few questions. Take you for example

So who and where are the contestants so far.....

Its a thin line between HUMANITY and INSANITY! Ogini da Fvck!!!

Democracy is realing making Fayose behave CRAZY.

#MadDog

Here are my 10 commandments for first-time sex, whether it's your first time ever or just with a new guy. While I can't guarantee you a religious experience, if you follow my lead I can promise you a sexual experience that will be all the more satisfying.

1. Safety first. There's no such thing as totally safe sex, but you sure can be safer. Make sure he's wearing a condom (even if you're on the Pill) and talk about your respective sexual histories. I know it may sound like a buzz-kill, but heterosexual women have a higher risk of contracting an STI (sexually transmitted infection) than men, so it's up to you to take a proactive interest in your sexual health.

2. Don't have too-high expectations. Sex generally improves as you get to know someone and become more comfortable with each other's bodies. So don't feel pressured to make it the best night ever, because this is just the first of many.

3. Breathe. First-time sex can be tense and nerve-wracking, not to mention painful sometimes. Taking long, deep breaths can help you relax and let go.

4. Don't forget to enjoy pre-intimacy. All the stuff that leads up to intercourse — kissing, touching, MouthAction — is part of the sexual experience; it's not just about penetration.

5. Make sure you're amply aroused before intercourse. Not only do you want to be genuinely turned on, you want to be sufficiently lubricated. If you're too dry, he'll have trouble entering you, you'll feel discomfort, and the friction can cause the condom to rip. So, keep water–based lube on hand just in case.

6. Speak up. Let him know what feels good, and what doesn't. Guys crave feedback, so don't be shy about clueing him in.

7. Don't assume he's the expert. He may be getting a lot of his information about sex from porn and the tall tales of his buddies in the locker room. And, even if he is experienced, every sexual encounter is unique. He's just as worried about pleasing you as you are about getting him off.

8. Don't expect to have an orgasm. Of course, it's great if you do. But, most women don't climax the first few times with a new guy. Orgasmscome with a sense of comfort and specific knowledge of each other's bodies, and that takes time.

9. Don't fake it. If you do, you'll only be cheating yourself. Letting him know you came close and want to get there with him will keep him motivated.

10. His penis may malfunction. Guys get anxious too. Premature ejaculation and erectile difficulty are common the first time a man sleeps with someone. If he has a problem, don't make a big deal out of it or worry that there's something wrong with you or your connection. More than likely, it will work itself out

Here are my 10 commandments for first-time sex, whether it's your first time ever or just with a new guy. While I can't guarantee you a religious experience, if you follow my lead I can promise you a sexual experience that will be all the more satisfying.

1. Safety first. There's no such thing as totally safe sex, but you sure can be safer. Make sure he's wearing a condom (even if you're on the Pill) and talk about your respective sexual histories. I know it may sound like a buzz-kill, but heterosexual women have a higher risk of contracting an STI (sexually transmitted infection) than men, so it's up to you to take a proactive interest in your sexual health.

2. Don't have too-high expectations. Sex generally improves as you get to know someone and become more comfortable with each other's bodies. So don't feel pressured to make it the best night ever, because this is just the first of many.

3. Breathe. First-time sex can be tense and nerve-wracking, not to mention painful sometimes. Taking long, deep breaths can help you relax and let go.

4. Don't forget to enjoy pre-intimacy. All the stuff that leads up to intercourse — kissing, touching, MouthAction — is part of the sexual experience; it's not just about penetration.

5. Make sure you're amply aroused before intercourse. Not only do you want to be genuinely turned on, you want to be sufficiently lubricated. If you're too dry, he'll have trouble entering you, you'll feel discomfort, and the friction can cause the condom to rip. So, keep water–based lube on hand just in case.

6. Speak up. Let him know what feels good, and what doesn't. Guys crave feedback, so don't be shy about clueing him in.

7. Don't assume he's the expert. He may be getting a lot of his information about sex from porn and the tall tales of his buddies in the locker room. And, even if he is experienced, every sexual encounter is unique. He's just as worried about pleasing you as you are about getting him off.

8. Don't expect to have an orgasm. Of course, it's great if you do. But, most women don't climax the first few times with a new guy. Orgasmscome with a sense of comfort and specific knowledge of each other's bodies, and that takes time.

9. Don't fake it. If you do, you'll only be cheating yourself. Letting him know you came close and want to get there with him will keep him motivated.

10. His penis may malfunction. Guys get anxious too. Premature ejaculation and erectile difficulty are common the first time a man sleeps with someone. If he has a problem, don't make a big deal out of it or worry that there's something wrong with you or your connection. More than likely, it will work itself out

1. He points the camera in your general direction and takes the photo like it's an old book he wants to recommend to a friend.I am not an old book. I am a person with symmetrical features that either look stunning or like a creepy goat in the woods in photos. Proceed with caution, sir.

2. He takes ~*one*~ photo, like you're supposed to look like an otherworldly supermodel on the first try.Has he not seen your camera roll? The ratio is like 96:1 in terms of photos you take versus photos you post and he seriously needs to respect that process.

3. He has no idea that tapping to focus is a thing and he should do it.So then you get photos that would've been beautiful masterpieces but your face looks like you were whipping your head around in a frenzy.

4. He takes a photo of you from so far away that it looks like the focal point is that table in the foreground.So now you have to do an incredible zoom to make it clear this is a photo of you so all your friends don't comment, "That table looks great! I'd buy it if I were you," on a photo that was supposed to be of you looking cute in your new sandals.

5. He takes the photo when you weren't freaking ready.So now it looks like a photo they would use on an episode of a missing persons TV show.

6. He could've told you your bangs looked weird ~*before*~ he took the photo but he didn't.Look, I know guys probably think I look beautiful no matter what and they can't see those flaws and blah, blah, blah, but if I have a clump of mascara on my cheek and spinach in my teeth, maybe give me a heads up before we take 40 photos

Guys aka Learners!!!

No you are not dear, just treat all the men in your life with respect and you will be engaged soon enough

Wobish

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This guy is daring!