₦airaland Forum

Dreambeat:
Na Chelsea be your problem this morning.You better go and shower,take your breakfast and go to work afterwards.Thank you

This bros don vex this early morning, take chill pill � bro.

I think they should have a better criteria for choosing, imagine a video with over 2 billion views for sure dislike will be so much also.

Which of the pots can I find Chelsea pls my people? I have searched everywhere even the oven I didn’t see them.

All na wash, 2019 things. I seem to like Aishat though cos she sometimes speaks the truth and she is fearless. Unlike uncle Lie that lies 95% of times to the extent his name became Lie. But opp, no pictures of Aishat to back this up o are u sure of what u posting so?

Tamarapetty:
I don't fancy condoms

Then you should fancy STDs my dear.

People that are supposed to do it don’t school in Nigeria and don’t go to hospitals in Nigeria so how do you want them to do that?

Millions of people will be disenfranchised in 2019.

mmaryam:
@riversides2003, hi, please for a slickline engineer.... which is the better city, Calgary or fortmcmurray?

You can be hired in Calgary and sent to Fort McMurray to work, you can also check Grand Prairie, it’s also a very good location for you kind of job in Alberta.

freshjayy:
Hello pls what city are you am an electrical engineer and still confused on where to settle and I want to continue my electrical engineering

Am in Fort McMurray

I hope Meyetti Allah will revenge the death of this man from that idiotic cattle RIP.

lexy2014:
but when dem de find pickin, dem go de beg 4 sperm

I tire o, and Na still plastic Dik dem go still Dey use leaving the original one.

People learn from other people’s experiences, but in Nigeria the case is different. Buhari should not be blamed for this one pls, it’s the highest height of stupidity of man.

If Nigeria is a sane country,after this statement from this aboki man, he should be put under intense watch cos they want to start another round of killings be that, just trying to justify themselves before they start.

camobri:
Research has shown not everyone is straight, but Africans would not wanna listen. This is what happens when you force everyone into a straight marriage. Marriage doesnt change sexual orientations. If you are sexually attracted to same sex, anyways, dont live a lie by marrying opposite sex to cover up. The after effect is usually not sweet. Thats why we have so many married men running after young boys and vise versa. Dont kwote me pls, thats the truth I just spilled raw.

I Dey suspect u

Na wah for this people sha, once dated a girl like that and she opened up to me she is a lesbian, I asked her what she gains doing that when she can have the real deal anytime, her answer blew my mind off, she simply answered “it’s so pleasurable “.

kiari:
Thank you so much.. Please can u tell me more about this technical /professional jobs? Examples....

You can do something like Business Analysts, project control, Scheduling, or any trade.All these courses I mentioned no matter your educational background, anyone can do it.

Guitarlife:
Bro what I heard is that the process for certification is long and windy, maybe I'd give it a thought.

That’s not true, it depends on the route you going about. Do you know as an engineer you can even practice here without certification for example? You just need someone to give you the right directives. Sincerely it’s not as hard as people think.

Humility017:
that's my dream to have my first sex on my wedding night.

I wish you all the best

Guitarlife:
Hi bro can I pick your brain briefly ?
I used to work in banking operations and have made quite a profile in that area but I really am looking to move away from that career. I work as a software tester currently but I am training to become a full fledged software/web developer.

I will be landing Calgary early 2019 but my training might take a further 6 months for me to be comfortable in the software/web development domain.
How would you advise I roll ? Currently I am planning to land in Calgary, get any job and continue my training (its online) then manage the job till say sept 2019 when I would have had enough software development project on my profile to start looking for a software developer job.

Sometimes it feels like my plan is not well taught out, can you advise me ?

I have a Bsc and Msc Elect Eng but I am not willing to practice Engineering , I really enjoy coding.

What do you think ?

Hello bro, sometimes we might begin to look beyond our passion depending on the circumstances we find ourselves. I know that IT field is also very profitable if you can get into a very good organization or get a job with the government.
There are other short courses or programs you can do, that will impact positively in your career. In my city,engineering is hot cake but you know the reason you don’t want to continue in that field which I respect.

jelmusboy:
This your story weak me. Anyway, thank God for everything

Story still plenty sef but just as you said thank God for everything cos it’s not easy bro but when you are focused and have vision, you will overcome obstacles �

Am having a feeling this list is not a balanced one

So what will now happen after your 2 hours man becomes a 2 mins man after the stress of life hits him? Not condemning her though. How many people nowadays get married and have their first sex on the wedding night?

KINGTELLER:
Nice, I appreciate your advice, however, at the stage, I feel that is the only medium I can use to get my PR. Dont worry about the pay, if I can survive in Naija with pay of 60k, I believe I should be able to cope, or what amount of hourly wage can one live on comfortably in CA?

Ok if it’s to get a PR, then go for it, thought you already got PR. All the best bro.

Beauideal:
Please I need advise about living in Fort Mc Murray with hubby. Do you think it's a nice city to start a family and also being someone who has lived in Lagos all her life, how can one kill boredom, what business ideas also as I heard it's a small city.

Fort McMurray is a city of about 80,000 people. It’s basically an oil city with lots of money going around. True to the fact that they do a lot of drugs here, it’s only a matter of choice for you to decide if you will join them or not. I landed in Fort McMurray from Nigeria some few years back and I can boldly tell you I never regretted it. Though it’s a work town with little side attractions, but you can be sure of making good money and can afford to take your family for nice vacations within and outside Canada if you want. Even a Janitor will make at least $50k minimal. I first worked as security when I landed and was going home with $4k in a month after tax which is on a 7 days on 7 days off basis. My intention was to get a white collar job sitting in front of a computer but as God will have it I now work as an heavy equipment operator which is sweet, you just don’t want to imagine what an HEO takes home bi-weekly. I lost all I ever had including my certificates and travel doc in 2016 wild fire(the beast) except for the cloths I put on for work and my car that fateful day. The most painful part was that then I was renting and as a Nigerian didn’t see getting a property insurance as something important. I would have been at least $100k richer if I have had that $25 monthly insurance for my property. My dear a lot have really gone by but thank God in less than a year after I lost everything, I bought my own house to the glory of God. When you come here there are lots of opportunities you just have to be flexible and discover what works in the city you live in. God will help you.

mmaryam:
Are there bridging programs for supply chain officers in Alberta

You can take a one year certificate course, could be online or in class depending on what works for you.

kiari:
I'm really confused on where to settle Although I would land in Toronto, but I would love to explore. My Job experience differs(administrative assistant, customer care rep, account s officer)but I am open to new experiences..
Can you guys help with links to websites for some provinces with great job opportunities and their tax rates. Just a mini overview. #single applicant

Cc.. @balckbuddy @maternal @salford1 @vcole & other gurus in the house.

Xoxo

You may begin to consider some more technical or professional jobs. You can change your profession with just a one month course to a more technical job.

ottawasenators:
Start from page 1 of below page.

https://www.nairaland.com/4843199/canadian-express-entry-federal-skilled/156

Bros u harsh o, Lol.

KINGTELLER:
Anyone here living in New Brunswick, What is living expenses like in this province, precisely Saint John? How can I cope with a hourly wage of $12, for 40 hrs/weekly

Dear sir/ma, pls let’s not leave Nigeria and come to Canada to do $12/hr job, if u are single without so much bills and expenses you will just be living from hand to mouth, but with a family it’s a no no otherwise you will just have to go register with food bank to be getting monthly food supplies. You are more than that, spread your nets and look beyond NB pls.

seunlara:
@blackbuddy,maternal ,vcole et al
I am a silent follower of this thread and I have read from 1-170�still reading tho. To the above thanks for informative and educative post.As you are touching lives the lord will elevate you guys too.
I am relocating with my 1year old daughter to Ottawa in January. I want to know about preschool/daycare for my daughter?how is fashion design business?Do Nigerians in canny really sew native dresses ?Is anyone in this line of business on this thread that can put me tru?is there bridging program for microbiologist ?

If you want to practice your tailoring trade, I think places like Toronto, Ottawa should be your abode cos you have a lot of Nigerians there and they merry a lot. With the little money they make,they live life to the fullest and every Saturday there is always an Owambe things around.

salford1:
I do not think they rush there because of skycrappers. People move to provinces where they believe they can easily get back on track. Alot of Nigerians work in the finance and IT industry; hence, Toronto region come up as a natural fit for them.

Alberta's economy wasn't doing to good when I left in 2015, and I dont think much has changed since I left as I still visit frequently. However, I know that Grand Prairie and Fort mc to an extent just as you mentioned were booming and maybe still booming, but the boom is still very low compared to when Alberta's oil was selling for over $100 a barrel unlike now that it is selling for around $10 a barrel.

You right though, IT is better in Ontario but most people I know go there for comfort.

Why is it that 90% of Nairalanders go to Ontario, trust me Alberta comes top if you can have your feet on ground. People just rush to Toronto in particular just because it’s a big city. As a Nigerian if you not in Canada to look at skyscrapers, you may start considering Alberta. If you an engineer, Fort Mcmurray is your best bet.