cars don't matter, MOTORCYCLES DO!!! Here's mine,

I will try to help you. Give me a little more information. It is NOT a "check engine" light? It does say " maint. req."?? What is the year, and model, of your Honda? The "maint. req." light usually just indicates it is time for an oil change. But, the reset procedure differs by model and year.

4Him:

on a lighter mood . . . now why will a warri girl be interested in an uncircumcised philistine?  

rjimid . . . welcome to the world of faceless Nigerian women who are more interested in your passport and cash than your professed love.

Maybe you're just a little jealous because she wants a white tiger WITHOUT black stripes? And, she went and got a passport and visa on her own. She's making the trip over here with her own money, because I told her, if she was really interested, that she would have to make the trip without asking me for any money.

yes, we met online.

D-reloaded:

um rjmid, any reason why you picked a Nigerian forum

I been chatting and on the phone with a girl from Warri for about 9 months now. We are ready to move to the next level. And, I want to see how much I can learn about the culture, life, food, and all that, because this is what I want.

Uche2nna:

Was rjimid married to an AA or an Oyibo woman?

First wife was a Peurto Rican who thought she was Italian, but was really just a white american.

Second wife was a full blooded city dwelling white american.

nwando:

ask rjimid if he didn't see nwiiiii

OK, explain "nwiiii".  what is that?

anything that comes in a box and goes in the microwave

nwando:

womens abunna get characteristic smell.
That's just a fact
wash am , douche am , powder am, stuff roses, put camphor sef

after a while the aroma wey God give am go return
that's just a statement of fact

people should be used to it by now.

smells like fish, tastes like chicken.      please pass the salt and pepper please!      yep, that's just the way it is.    sorry  

nwando:

This third time take ya time and marry better woman.A woman who loves you and would stick through thick and thin.
The problem is that most decent Naija women would not want a man that has personal divorce attorneys on speed dial.
If na me I go run four forty.
good luck sha

I was too easy a giver and never given to. The third time will be to my best friend.

Uche2nna:

@ 4play

Sorry ooooo, but the thin tire me no be small. How we go just be experts in bringing down one another. If no be tribe today , e go be gender tomorrow. I hope it is all in the spirit of fun as Nwando pointed out ( ). Yeah, I nearly puked when one guy opened a thread and stating that the Instruments of naija women hjave offensive odor while those of oyibo women smell like roses. Abi no be these oyibo women wey full for hia Roses ko, carnation ni

I could just say something really wrong here, but I'll just say this: dogs introduce themselves by sniffing each others butt holes - it's all good  

[quote author=nwando
What are you doing wrong that 2 women have already said "I don't"
check yaself o,if not you'll divorce a third time.
[quote][/quote]

yeah, but the problem is that i'm just too much of a giver and i like kids. both the exes were just looking for someone to put a roof over their kids heads. but, hey, there are always two sides to every story. you don't have to believe me. but , it is true.

Uche2nna:

@ rjimid

Just go to the box where You would normally type in your message, scroll down and You would see other people's post. At the top right hand corner of each post , there is an insert quote button. Use that.

it would be nice if the "help section" made it sound that easy.

that bulge below the pants is what is referred to as the "fat meter" because if the anything below the bottom of your ribs sticks out farther than anything above your ribs, you are fat.  

Well, I am new here, and not much of a computer expert. Someday I'll figure out how to do a quote. The "help" section says there is a button for it, but I haven't found it. And, if I was gonna be scared off by psychos, I would be gay by now after being twice divorced LOLOLOLOLOL !

yes and yes. does that make me a bad person? you won't kno until you know me.  

any who want to know can shoot me an email or look me up on messenger.

and you posted a reply!! you loon! i've had enough, i'm gonna go find almondjoy who has some sense.

well, guess i been trampled, judged, and executed. but, most good juries collect evidence. you don't know me YET!

that's right - twice divorced. but, because i married a couple looneys!! what do you know about it. don't blame me until you know the story!!

Marriage is just that, a unity of two single people. Can't be just one of them thinking "married". It does take two, because EVERY day is a give and take. Because it works - when you have love and friendship you give as much as you can, and when you have love and friendship you can feel comfortable taking too because you know that the other person is willing to give. The problem is that too many people try to base marriage on too many things. "Things" don't make a marriage, two best friends MAKE a marriage. It takes two to make it, and just one to break it.

OK, i'm new here so don't trample me. I've been married twice to LAZY americans. I don't mind giving, but don't always be taking either. It's time for some culture and REAL women in my life. That is why I made a friend in Nigeria, and we are making plans.

Nothing gets me more excited than a good ride!!!

Let's reverse the question: Can a Nigerian woman be happy with an American man?

OK, so I am not from Nigeria. But, I want to meet someone from there. I have heard of a lot of scams coming out of Nigeria. How can I positively identify someone. I have a girl that I have been chatting with for the past 9 months, and need to know she is real. She wants to leave Nigeria and move closer to me, but I need to be sure that she is who she says she is before it is too late to turn back. Suggestions

Common sense would say to leave the strong and help the weak. And, if I were the strongest in the group, I would stay behind and send the others on their way - even if it was my car, because those already in the car are my friends and after delivering the old lady to the hospital they would return for me - as I would for whomever was left behind.

I too am looking to find other Jehovah's Witnesses. Does anyone know the Ugboroke congregation in Warri? I have a friend there, and would like to make more. I plan to travel to Nigeria one day. I am a new member to this site, but have been observing for a time. There is a lot of good information about things here.