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iamxay96: i've been coming.....

Accept my candid congratulations!

Yungmilio2: lol
am Loyal Sir
Happy SUNNY Day

Boss, se them they allow hot plate and other powerful electrical appliances for that prison

agent9: Good morning......


Patiently waiting for clearing and forwarding...

Ohun pee

Yungmilio2: Bro for early Sunday Morning?
nah wah o
You for do the tin Low key with PM
I never talk much o
no think am reach that Level

You be moi boss, so you're allowed to call your boy into order at anytime.

Happy Sunday Boss!

@Ayozainy how's your body now?

laryom1: just joined the army of students waiting for clearance

It should have been deployment to Bama

yungchop: you won't understand, buh sha thanks a lot . . . . . . . . @rkarang you sure say those goats no go get ebola?

You expect me to visit the school during this period You be dagbo brother ooooo

singa2500: Yes.......i mean uploading 4 clearance
Am confused I don't know wat o level to upload since I was offered linguistics instead of economics and I registered just 1 sitting which is the o level 4 economics

I wish the returning students could help you in answering this question. I've been seeing it since afternoon or so.

yungchop: Lmao @ bolded. those guys go sabi different styles of suyaring o

Baba, no come kill me with laughter oooo.....



#Kilode now


Na that place I take confirm with my OJUYOBO that goats dey black gidigan and shine oooo.

yungchop: Lmao, the vc must be a shayo man . . . . @yungmilio2; see people dey drink pammy now, why you no join??

No be wetin person get for house person dey chop? If you enter that place, you go confirm say na Agric school you dey.


For there, you go fit dey follow your friends chop Cashew/Mango Follow ham they poshu animals

olaiya2007: When God says yes nobody can say no... Funaab says no admission now ilorin says you've been admitted #teambetterbyfar#

Oh, I love this post of yours! Hearty Congratulations, sir!!

Dlordisgreat1: People like you make a good instructor, keep the good deed up,
it was a decision i made so lately, wanted OAU from the onset, though my ND grade is good enough to get me in, but the popular mindset '' you need to know someone'' since they don't conduct any entrance exercise, scared hell out of me.
That was one of the reasons why i finally choosed UNILORIN, though my PUTME/PUDE was not a Jaw Opening one........i wasn't even expecting anything from them, not until yesterday when i saw their message.

Now I understand you! Congrats!!

yungchop: thanks bro , but na palm wine go do the job not dogonyaro and @lordseyad thanks bro

Oh, the last time I took it was when I went to FUNAAB, them they sell ham inside them school in broad day light ni faa.

If na only that one you get, then get me a bottle water.


#Lobapin

Shuayb0: I think she omitted a number while registering for putme. Thanks for ur response.

The system will automatically reject it, maybe I'm wrong tho.

Plus welcome, brother!

yungchop: bro!! At last dem msg me sha, I lost my fone that's why I've been off, rkarang, wheesin, yungmilio2, abasstoheeb , alimtoheeb, killercute16, lordseyad, hawtmolly the list is just endless!! Infact all of you, am happy to tell you we'll meet at the BBF by Gods grace, dem don knack una guy with Bsc. Physiology

Oh My God **rivulet of tears of joy drops**

I'm sorry, my congratulatory message is coming late.

Big congrats to my west side Nigga

In reference to the loss of your phone, the Lord will provide a better one.


Enjoy your night! If you like take Dongoyaro

Dlordisgreat1: Dear all,

I need your advise,
I applied to University of Ilorin through direct entry with a view to studying Mathematics and interestingly I was admitted yesterday.
Though I wrote JAMB, and I have been
admitted to UNILAG to study Maths as well,
UNILAG Maths gives me option in minoring in other courses, I want Economics. But that Of UNILORIN is only in isolation.
having paid my fee and on the verge of completing my registration.
Should I forgo UNILAG admission and go ahead with my UNILORIN admission, seriously 100lvl courses suck die.
Rkanrang et al, I need your view on this.
Thanks.

My dear sister, I want you to see my piece of advice as just an input. You and I know for sure that decision making process involves series of stages--The data gathering, analyzing and evaluating of data and then taking decision etc.

In my own view, it's of two perspectives. The first is why you must accept UNILAG & the second is why you must accept UNILORIN offer.

Why you must accept UNILAG admission:

I will like to analyze this using the concept of hierarchy of needs in management. The concept explains how people move from getting their basic needs (food, shelter etc) to getting security and when the money keeps coming, they want to socialize, later they realize that they need self respect (they begin to take exception to indolence) etc---Note that they're not happy until they get what they aspire for or should I say fulfilled.

The above concept explains why a 50-year old man applies for LAW/MBBS admission... It also explains why a PHD holder applies for LAW/MBBS (I'm using the two cos I don't want to book much space on Nairaland ).

So if you really want Mathematics with options in Economics, it is better for you to accept UNILAG offer before it gets to late (closes).


Why you must accept UNILORIN Offer of Admission:

If you don't fall into the category of the above points on hierarchy of needs. I.E You don't have a penchant for Mathematics with Options in Economics, then you must accept UNILORIN admission.

Why? The two institutions are highly reputable. However, the advantage of getting a 200lv admission into UNILORIN is obvious.


Good luck!

Dlordisgreat1: Dear all,

I need your advise,
I applied to University of Ilorin through direct entry with a view to studying Mathematics and interestingly I was admitted yesterday.
Though I wrote JAMB, and I have been
admitted to UNILAG to study Maths as well,
UNILAG Maths gives me option in minoring in other courses, I want Economics. But that Of UNILORIN is only in isolation.
having paid my fee and on the verge of completing my registration.
Should I forgo UNILAG admission and go ahead with my UNILORIN admission, seriously 100lvl courses suck die.
Rkanrang et al, I need your view on this.
Thanks.

Ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhh, you you youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, but you didn't tell anything about your UNILORIN admission process.


Tutoring right now will reply as soon as possible.

Stay cool!

Nizzy129: Wait o,,, ,,Is this nt d same rkarang i knw 4 funaab thread?..

downloading anti-virus to....

It's the same oooo

1boylikevhis: Really?,Then you must admit you know you're bad at trolling,yourself..

Lol! How about you?

Shuayb0: Hi guyz, i nedd an urgent response to this, a friend made a little mistake in her registration number (DE), could this affect her admittance?. Thanks.

Sir, there is no way one can enter a wrong registration number as UNILORIN portal will reject it. Except when you're uploading your result for verification, of which you can correct it.

So let us know where your friend made the mistake and let's see what our people will have to say.

1boylikevhis: Oh,I've been pretending to be a troll victim

Honestly, I thought as much too.

lukmonadeola: Oh ALLAH! PLS,answer my prayer count me among the choosen one this session.

Allah knows our mind, he knows our wish, he sees everything... He'll perfect our ways! All we need do is to believe that he can do it.

1boylikevhis: Oh,Nursing Skills? Explains why you were attracted to the Doctor.

Yeah Nursing skill, only the patient feels and knows the Nurse skill.


Okay, I've been trolling

1boylikevhis: and He'll take your jokes seriously,so much he'll sexually molest you....lol

My syringe is always there for proper injection (it's about time I displayed my Nursing skill)

1boylikevhis: To be noted is ,Doctor20002 is unsure of 'its' gender

Doctor20002 could be male, for all I care

Yusluv2014: Ar w only to upload jamb serial nd pin number nd waec serial nd pin number?or ar w going to scan d result as wel@sir rkarang,hlp m out.

Sir, log ing to your portal and click on Upload Documents for Screening. A new page will display.

You will see: Document Type and other content. Click on the Document Type

A list of document to upload will display. Eg Jamb Result, O Level First Sitting and Indigene..Certificate. Select one and upload.... In the case of Jamb Result and Waec you will only type you registration number, pin etc. But for the Indigene certificate (if you're from Kwara) you'll have to scan and upload it.

After clicking on "upload". You can continue with the rest in the same way. If it's successful, you will see all the details below as in all the pins etc.

Yungmilio2: lol Boss
Hello
awa yu
We still right here we ain’t going anywhere
A le sa lo oya look very well
No go dey do anyhow do very well

Mr Yungmilio, na JeJe your humble servant they do oo

Folarinwazzy: i understand,was also once a victim
but i suspect you are promiscuous to an extent

the way you've been vowing to deal with doctor2002 when you meet her says it all....it could as well be a bluff

but seriously fam,you are intelligent and cute...so it's expected

but you'd be alright

Thought what I wrote was enough to convince you that I'm a gentle dude and that I barely talk unless you move closer?

Though every "normal" being feels for the opposite gender (#Natural--NEVER A CRIME---applicable to other animals), every being has his/her own mind.



#Fact is-- I was only kidding with her

Elijah348: guys i have got a lil problem, with uploading ma citizen cirtificate, as in the f**kin thing wont jus upload, m begining to think m nt ment to upload it.....
secondly, after uploading everything is it that the page for uploading of documents will dissappear or wah
@rkarang @wheesin @Yungmilio2 @ any1

Good morning sir!

You've got to answer these questions: Are you an indigene of Kwara State? If yes, have you tried to log out and then clicked on the uploading icon and observed what you have below?

When you upload a document (Google Chrome is better), a box will pop up from your screening, acknowledging you that your uploading is successful--- May not be applicable to all browser (browser here as in Opera, Mozilla, Internet Explorer etc).

Answer the question and let's see how our brothers here can help you.

Yungmilio2: you sweet like Parago
you sweet like Parago
you sweet like Parago

Boss, I dey feelii you ooo

Folarinwazzy: that's nice fam
and don't let them girls distract you
the likes of doctor2002

There you go

You and I understand it better (as in girls department).

This thing you're saying is very serious oooo, I swear.

If you know the role of Jack Bauer in 24hours--- mine was similar (Assignment/Passionate Tutorial).... I still dey do assignment for my dudes wey dey HND class now---Not because there's nobody else but for the fact that many of them feel comfortable in sharing their views/challenges with me.

Now to the point, during our second semester exam time (ND). We were preparing for Business Mathematics II (involves Integration and Differentiation with application to Business, Permutation and Combination also with application to Business etc), the girls were serious but petrified, they invited me to stay over night (in one room) so that I could teach them (first invited the one that seemed close to me before even coming in group) but because of my crazy thought and the fear of my third leg , I declined.

Never mind my corrupt words, I learnt them in hostel...

Mark you, I'm a "very" shy dude (very gentle in class/always appear gentle) but a complete animal in hostel....

bobolathefirst: Thanks bro don't know if another list will be coming out though

Sir, Let's be hopeful!