₦airaland Forum

FrancisTony: Ahaa! Sir again? I feel like jumping off the guard.
Third mainland bridge will be alright.

Okay!, success in all your endeavours.

UNILORIN freshers won't stop to amuse me on your 'Student Union' facebook page. The admission thingy still dey shack them and they were garnering the effrontery to insult staylites. DarisGod O.

#Shalom

I don't even know that page....


By God's grace, I'll pay you a visit at UI someday. You're such an amiable dude!


Stay cool, brother!

Yungmilio2: Hmm B milk
Easy man if you see large sacks of milk
You go run o

Large sacks **holds head with two hands--Like person wey owe debt** That's enormous


Boss I dey feel you oooo

yungchop: if dem no clear man pikin, aint going no where! @rkarang . . Na hot one you want?

I prefer "Ongbona Felefele" --Like Ebola Fever to the chilled one

I swear, if you carry this your lascivious thought enter Ilorin, na SH***a dem go take hang you boss

yungchop: Opey4luv, Rkarang this your name self, wheesin, yungmilio2 , the 3 thoheebs on this thread, killerUGLY16 , hawtimolly (guys keep off, she's my madam ) , ayawori! Ma niggarest nigga Lol, and err'body I forgot to mention, I see una with my 3D glass o make una follow me drink ice chilled br3st milk

**faints**

You're playing with fire, boss!

FrancisTony: My soul magnifies the lord, because he has regarded the low state of his servant.
Why am I privileged that a scholarly like Prof. Rkarang would put 'Sir' as a prefix before my name.

I'm honoured my boss. Guess, you've resumed?

Scholarly like... Ghinni? Abeg oooo

As regards resumption, I've not been cleared and it implies that I can't resume until I'm cleared.


It is well with us, sir!

I look forward to celebrating with my boss, FrancisTony

Boss, how are you doing sir?

ikeola6: Okay my here is my take on admission transparency
Admission process in Nigeria is not just shady but also shambolic and Funaab happens to be among the schools characterized by a shady process.
Firstly,Funaab does not release cut off marks for the courses they want to admit people to and I find it degrading for a school of such status not to do so when Conventional universities like UI,Unilag and OAU are doing so,why can't Funaab?
Secondly,why should candidates enter their jamb reg no to check their names in the list when you can put the list with names,scores etc of these prospective candidates on your website or is the website for designing purpose?
I've never trusted Funaab's admission process right from 2011 during Professor Balogun's tenure till today,and still the secretive admission process is still in use.

Let me leave Funaab alone jare, the only school where students opinions are not to be heard,the only school where students are not the number one priority of the school even a driver can make a student get expelled for a stupid reason and when the driver is at fault for that matter, the only school where you guard your words when talking about the school management.
Still I remain a Funaabite, 2 years more and I leave this autocratic system....

I'm very much sorry for quoting this long post, I strongly hope you're going to over look it reader.

One thing that amazes me in folks with objective mind is that they don't allow sentiment/personal feelings to cloud their assessment.


A university with a low carrying capacity coupled with abnormalities/irregularities.

There has never been a perfect system, however we have a relatively better settings in some institutions

I'm sorry, I couldn't reply my humble bosses that quoted me yesterday. I was on a busy schedule----I've never seen this kind of "open" online test from a Nigerian institution before.

Had a great deal with Kwara State Polytechnic PUTME--You could login at any cybercafe to take your test, no supervisor, just for you to beat the time.....




Bros BBM, I'm very much happy to congratulate you once again sir (nothing beats the accomplishment of our aspiration, our dream and our goal). May the Lord see you through the journey, sir...

Fifteen Mentions

BBFM: Thank u ma brada. Are u also in 4 Law?

You're mostly welcome, sir! And in answer to your question, no sir. I'm a prospective Business Administration student.

Oh that reminds me of a brother in school back then, he would call people on phone/browse etc in order to "probably" win his spurious arguement.

He would frustrate me to the call......


#There's no love lost between us

1boylikevhis: I'm guessing whoever did it,must have gotten my details from the screenshot i uploaded.......

Thanks Bro

,And Lol,I'll be a fool to tell him...He'll Kill my Ass if he ever learns about it

Many of "them" have gone into illegal stuffs in order to earn "their" shiiit lives.... Fraudsters and Scammers... "They" even have different monikers to cajole the unsespecting fellas.

I could remember "their" tricks to scare folks into contacting "them" for........ Of which, "their" stories often ring false in my head, cos I've been psychologically trained to identify "them"

The struggle is not yet over--- As regards Accommodation Stuffs, be careful, don't be too much in a hurry to get one. "They're" always looking for people; not because they want to help you but for the cash "they" want to drain from your river of wealth.

I pray "they" get caught in the game.....


I very much understand the "they" that I've used in my post. So if "you" have any problem with it-- "your" protest is very much noted".

1boylikevhis: Y'all Should Change Your portal's password as soon you're cleared...some Naughty person changed my password......thank God for email recovery....

You should have edited it on time.... Thank God you've recovered it.

That's why I barely ask for contact here... One needs to be extremely careful... I'm sure Dad must not know about that


Stay cool

1boylikevhis: I Understand Its hard to Believe.. since I Just uploaded my Documents today...Its Okay Bro.....

Thanks for your understanding, sir. I've not been cleared, will re-upload today too

1boylikevhis: Check My Screenshot,Bro ,i really have been cleared

Oh, congrats brother! Kidding kills at times.... I'm sorry

1boylikevhis: HOORAY!!! I'VE BEEN CLEARED!!!! I UPLOADED MY DOCUMENTS TODAY..AND GOT CLEARED

**slaps him twice--what the heck were you cleared for or you were just kidding **

Abasstoheeb: Sir rkarang,will u apply 4 hostels ? because am confuse wit wat am seeing o

As you can see, it seems very difficult to get. The university only has one hostel for male students and also allocates it on faculty basis.

Unfortunately, I can't afford to raise 75k for the private hostel. It's so painful.


I don't just know how to go about... Staying off campus will be quite difficult for me. If that's what I have to resort to, I'll definitely get a bicycle ni yen ooo....



If the porters are "rugged" folks, it will be very good... We could runs things

bobbyspeed: Come see transparency for LASU exam. Infact i av all d result in pdf downloaded not so for funaab.

That's what we've been clamoring for. I also have the first round results. Now I'm going to download the second one.

They must have known their standings now.

BBFM: I've bn offered admission 2 study Law via D.E. Let's hook up; 07031152582 or BBM 325D28FA

Hearty Congratulations, sir!

EVarn: Guys,have 2014 Accomodation Procedure Been Announced?,'Cos I've Been Trying To Check But It Seems That Only The Previous Year's Ac.Pro Is Available

That should be after clearance. I'm beginning to lose hope of getting it...

Not even a glimmer of hope

Now I'm considering other alternatives

Ahmadjr: Evening fellow bbfs, pls d questions below are directed to anyone who've stayed or is staying in d school's hostel.

-How many peeps in a room
-Are there personal spaces like wardrobes for example
-Are u guys fed?
-Do you cook in the hostel (are u allowed to)?
-Are the toilet facilities a force to be reckoned with
-If u had a choice would u still stay in d hostel
-Wat r d disadvantages and advantages of staying hostel

Kindly post a relevant comment ASAP.
Thanks.

Sir, in addition to what you must have got here.....


www.unilorin.edu.ng/index.php/en/notices-archive/136-accommodation-procedure

Yungmilio2: Nah God catch whona
I
You guys wan scam whona parents
Now Unilorin don dey scam whona
I
Karma moves very fast
Lol
You fit still ask them for house
Money for
Wifi 10k
Hostel fee double am

Lol! This reminds me of how a badoo taught me how to ask for Excursion Fee (#5000) back then in Poly Ib.

I looked at him amazingly and said "some are just born scammers".

Yungmilio2: Hey wats up BOSS?
Am good Boss
Boss no news for now
We just on stand by

Okay, sir!

I will be looking forward to hearing from you, sir.

You're still rocking Capital abi?

Alimtoheeb: bro I just dey lowkey here o, infact, BBF just Bleep me up partaining Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ †ђξ hike in school fees, cus e don spoil my show.

Same thing is happening here, God will take control.

Have you left Osun for Ilorin ni?

1boylikevhis: Errm,About the Gns,There are textbooks for it,right?

Yes, I've been told. However, I still maintain that there are topics that will be treated in the textbook.


Meanwhile, I'm joining the easy man crew at the moment.

Are you a returning student or what, sir

wheesin: watin be shandy again ur slangs are just too louquibious

Se na him wan make you scatter my head with your ogbonge grammar.

#Easy man

1boylikevhis: OGa,You Bad Oh

Na so heavy boys de threatening us for Ib oooo

Alimtoheeb: Mr rkarang, pls can u show me †ђξ lint Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ where u download †ђξ course stuff

My boss has already posted it for you, sir. In addition, you won't be able to get GNS material there oo--So no stress yourself.

How are you doing, boss?

wheesin: he should submit a sacrifice to the executive chief priest here.. yungchop..

lol..na today i go pay my cash..and remain space for the keke ..i dey come

**stops him with a sharp screwdriver **

Wey my shandy

Yungmilio2: omo I run pass Road Runner o

**Stops him, asks for his particulars**

Boss of life, how are you sir? Any item of news for me sir?

johnikwoyi: pls anytime I want to login my account in unilorin website it keeps on telling me invalid login what should I do

Were you able to check your PUTME score from the portal before now? If yes, just login with your SURNAME typed in CAPITAL LETTER.

Yungmilio2: I no dey stay inside school
but Hot plate dey allowed for the Private hostel inside School
I no sabi for the other one

You've always been attending to our questions, thanks sir.