₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
I agree to this.
Not salary, but she is entitled to stipends.

I can't even imagine that life.
So, I rather not be a housewife.

I salute all the housewives ahbeg!

Small pikin.
If u no wan b housewife, it’s okay be a bushwife

MJBOLT:

how does paying your wife prove you actually appreciate,admire and respect her,some people are dumb as f*ck

I tire o. I no understand again o

What is the difference between this and what is circulating in the internet, can someone please tell me.

nairavsdollars:
Mumu Davido. Keep buying private jet and Porsche upandan. Wey the jet wey Amokachi buy today?

How e take mumu? Where is your great grand father today? Does that mean he wasn’t useful when he was alive. Everything come and go even you. Make he enjoy abeg. Where is your Christmas shirt of 1990, if dem don even born u den!

Hating from outside, when you can’t even get in.

When will this end?

allanphash7:
My own concern is that Garba sheu should check the date

Irredeemable liar

Interviewer: Mr President, you promised Nigerians that you will fix the health sector and there will be no medical trips abroad for you and after 3 years of your administration, you still travel abroad for medical vacation.
PMB: You see, the kwaruption in the past regime is so enormous that I can’t fix the health sector in 4 years but if you vote me in for another 4 years, I will fix it.

Okay o

Nice.

Wetin una Dey discus?

I Dey come

firo08:
I guess this osibande is on high drugs

obviously

This same circle, everybody dey about.

Them don teach Aisha how to be a politician in Nigeria.

nashito:
Na my guy 4 Benin get this slang....Everywia good

I tell u!

Everywhere gud

Is this not another disease strolling into our community?

Poorest speech ever by a politician and sadly enough people will still applaud him.
Rubbish, I should have shot the sherif!!!!

What did he say please, I couldn’t comprehend it after reading through it 5 times.
Member of the failure team!

Okay, will does that leave us?

Okay, who again

Is he a prison warden?

Will there ever be a solution to the Nigeria problem or we are going to just gradually sink into a state of anarchy and be like Syria. God forbid.

Mike U don fail 4 dis 1

They will soon say it’s Fulani x.men now.

OP u Dey crase? Wetin Dey here again wey u Dey call car?

Noted! Lord please keep your eyes on me!

I missed this, I hope I don’t miss his next show where ever whenever.


Money loading......

Wetin this one dey talk?
E b like say this Wike na MUMU o

Nigeria police sha!!! Una still recover socks and lace.

Just send them to juvenile rehab centers no b to Dey parade them, better criminals Dey out there for una to catch.

chidiogojessy:
lol
don't get lost sha

Nah I won’t! Buh knowing you won’t be a bad idea, will it?

Hmmmmmm
What do I know!

I Dey observe with my bottle of