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Yeah i am back. pls try not to laugh.

, with his grand mother and his younger sister but he soon sent them home and was now all alone. The man approached her and said "Are you a model? cos u look like one" and she replied,

here is one more. its actually not a proverb but a translation

ENGLISH: Dont be selfish and dont be rude

IGBO: Onye erekwa la azu, onye erekwa la udu

here is mine.
"E mee ngwa ngwa, emeghara odachi"
its equivalent in english is "a stitch in time saves a million"

Why do you care?

Who wants to taste my egusi soup? its really making waves now in my dorm u know

Thief!!!!!!!

didnt notice earlier

@davidylan
did you type all that? Boy you are good at typing mehn!! how long did it take u?

babyosisi:
robby they have hausa,Igbo and Yoruba on the notes.
naira iri is well represented.

Thanks. at least someone reasons with me. if we get larger in number, we could really make a lot of noise about it.
Maybe we will be settled by con[b]soludo[/b]tion and obasanjo to keep quiet. what do you think?

Yeah tell 'em the fact girl.

Did i miss you? i didnt miss you. i have been missing you since

by? whats that?

@zigbo, i have taken note

@ post, why are there no other people here?

whats up people?

why have you been replying all my posts? are you tracking me?
Why dont you save me the trouble of searching? dont you think i have searched hard enough?

when did you come online?
Why havent you logged in to YIM? or are you invisible?

Why are u guys pairing up in threes and lining up in a circle

Who else are they asking?

How to get a man to kiss you?
Where? in nigeria or somewhere else? if in naija, then dont try cos AIDS NO DEY SHOW FOR FACE . all the girls looking for free kiss, i don warn una now oh!!!

Why havent i found where to download ghost rider yet?

Please why didnt con[b]Soludo[/b]tion think of inscribing igbo language on the notes? In my village, most elderly people dont understand english and my village elders have rejected it too so i would like to see "Iri naira" on a 10 naira note or "Otu puku naira" on a one thousand naira note or,

@ damsol,

have you forgotten that i still flog small children?

@ omo eko, i know what u mean but they were two on her and she's my friend so what do u expect me to do?

@mubowa and damsol

I didnt know you girls were lesbos. and why are you attacking my zigbo? you think shes gay like you two.

So who introduced you girls to the stuff? Oh i forgot. Your mothers? .

Now i know the true meaning of bloody ass [b]Mother[/b]fuckers!!!

why am i still here?

One day God came to adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news " God said.

Adam looked thougthfully at his maker and replied "Please give me the good news first."

Smilling, God explained, "Ive created two new organs for you. one is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and carry out

productive conversations with eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the earth. Eve will be

happy that you now posses this organ as she will be able to bear children"

Adam very excited exclaimed "These are wonderful gifths you have given to me. What could possibly be the bad news after such great tidings?"

God then looked upon adam and said with great sorrow "I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time"

A little boy got lost at the YMCA, and found himself in the females locker room. When he was spotted, the women burst into shreiks with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked "Whats the matter--havent you seen a little boy before?"

poor lady

I like the one about accidental touch. When on earth will i be so lucky?

yeas you jaybaby. i dont like u. i don know why and i dont care. i just wanted you to know

Even though u mentioned my favorite rapper, I STILL DONT LIKE YOU!!!