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. . . Had advertised this on my fb for almost 2 days and no one seems to want it. IF you are a UK resident, and use an O2 pay and go line, all you need to do is say something smart/funny but original and if i like it, you can have it. Happy new year in advance. 

Thoughtful. Hardened

Generous. Powerful

Mehn where do i start?

Both parents would never accept that they are wrong when there is an argument with any of the kids so u are forced to submit to their point of view. The "we are always right" countenance they try to potray is really very annoying. kinda like "born to rule" mentality. . . . . .

Mum says the most embarrassing things around visitors and my friends and wouldnt stop. "Come and sit on my lap r_o_b_b_y, you know you are still my baby" [im 23 and a middle child!]

Dad's discussions always sound like scolding. . . which i have never really got used to.

There are loads more.

Where are pictures of the facility?

That i've fixed my old blackberry so i wont be pressured into buying a friends one.

blackmann:
Maybe it's my eyesight, but after looking at a few of her pixs, it seems to me those twin "towers" have "down" syndrome.

     omg, downs syndrome, im going to use this on someone soon, hehe

celidion:
you know u are watching a home video when the house help is calabar,  lol

Not always true. No let my calabar brothers find u oh. lol  

agitator:
somebody is stabbed in the lower abdomen (not heart) looks at the attacker and dies in less than 10secs without shouting

   

You know its a Nigerian movie when someone is shot in the stomach and he's bleeding profusely. . . . . . . . . . . from the head

You know you are watching a Nigerian movie when the gate man has a northern accent (fake or real, doesn't really matter)

You know its a Nigerian movie when the commercial tells the full story such that you wouldn't have to see the actual movie at all.

You know its a Nigerian movie when the actors on the poster dont even appear in the actual movie.

You know its a Nigerian movie when the producer, technician, director and make up artist coincedentally have the same name : Chico Ejiro

this almost sounds like someone i know, are there any pictures?

Those kidnappers wont release him too soon. Not because they wont get the money but because he will keep them so cracked up, they would forget he is a victim.

. . .and then they proceeded to seal the promise in he local way by bumping their bums togather and farting loudly. . .

. . .and as they were smoochzling, he got aroused and the stupid d**k shattered the bottled and he was free!. The woman was very suprized, happy and amazed cos the thing even looked bigger as a result of the swelling from the ant bites. . .

. . . and in agony he didnt know when he screamed, "COULD SOMEONE GET THIS THING OFF ME AND GIVE ME A GOOD Mouth Gig!!!" . . .

pat whizzkidd. . . . . . . not. lol

Hehe, my mum is always talking of some funny thing my elder sister did when she was young, say about 5 or 6 years old.
there was a neigbours wife they used to call amebo in secret because, well it was an open secret that she is. . .amebo.
So my mum had slaughtered a goat cos it was festve season and in the usual manner, sent out some pieces to the few women that live around, so she sent my little sister to give this woman her share. On getting there, she started saying, "Amebo, my mama say make i give you. . ."  before she was silenced by a hot slap. . . and she ran back home crying. Still a big joke in our family today.

and this time, i was talking to my little cousin in the US and jokingly, i asked her if she has a boy friend. She was 4 years old then. She looked away shyly and i was still wondering if i should have asked that question at all, till she sheilded her face with her palm so the dad wont see her, slowly turned her face towards me and nodded slowly. . .

Unfortunately, no one has mentioned or reasoned that this guy is seeking this power to help fight off the thugs and riffraffs causing trouble at elections. If you were a police man wont you like to be able to shoot back at the thugs shooting at you?

Everyone seems to turn a positive aspirations on its head because we are all focusing on everything that might go wrong.

lmao, guy no be ur english me dey judge. Your first paragraph no relate to anything wey u talk for second one.
Thats asides the fact that obviously, your english is of questionable quality.

Mehn he needs to give me 20 mins of my life back!

@thejonny09, please where are you from?

. . . as he was running, he tripped on a big stone and fell face down on the dry hammatan red sand. . .

dirty mind

You go fear post na. see hypothesis

Dude, you speech has no direction. what exactly is youir point?

thanks a lot mate. you've really helped.

Lmao. You'll only see this in barking, woolwhich or canning town area. Too many nigerians there lol. I wish i was there to witness this first hand.

You guyz have killed the story.

LMAO i'm beign seriou now.