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. . .she was very terrified and her stomach was rumbling. she couldnt believe she was going to have diarrhoea now. then the man emerged. he was handsome and offered a hand to help her get up, but as she strianed her self to get up, she let out a loud fart. Brrrrrrrrpppp!!. OMG, it also came out with wattery shit from the diarrhoea, and it stinks. . . 

I will say, ask the guy to make a descision, weather he wants you or not. Does he love you as well or does he just like your company? Put the ball in his court and if he doesent want, you guys should part in a polite and friendly way but never make contact. Its not you descision alone to stay or go. he has to make compromises too.

. . .But as she opened her mouth to pray, the dog stopped frisking about, looked her dead in the eye, then turned around and farted into her mouth.

lol. mind reader

nice ones. i cant think of any non-silly preoverbs now lol.

. . . . which ran to her, pushed her to the floor and started licking her. it smelled like shit!!!

Lol. like i was missed. where are your proverbs skills?

yeah definitely. i left when the "new posts replying yours" were taken of by seun almighty. Now he's brought it back, i think i'll stay. how long have you been here?

Lol. surprised someone still remembers me on this site. been away for too long

unu jisie ike oh.

My dad used to say this to me everytime:

Onye kpuchiri aka n'ike ya nyuo ahuru, okwa onwe ya ka o nyuru ya.

(He that covers his nyash and farts has just farted on himself)

Stop impersonating the care taker - Real caretaker

. . .And when they met again, he farted in her face and walked away

Personally, i think he's a rapist. What else would make you derive pleasure in seeing a girl crying in pain and bleeding from sex?

endogram, you're shit. Dark room my ass. u need to shoot yourself in the head.

@poster, your english is horrible.  omg i cant even stop laughing. lol

I think there is one called "Daddy-thank-you"
and i heard they now call jeeps "Ligote" (climb-in) in onitcha.

mehn see lagos. 68. abroad 47

because she wholeheartedly asked me to and because i know i will njoy it.

its funny to him now. will it be funny if someone got u addicted to cocaine only because they want to have sex with you?

Dude angel dust is a class A drug. don't give it to any body, man or woman. its very harmful . . . like cocaine but makes you violent. its called PCP and when u are high, your nervous systems stops funtioning. i once herad of a guy that was high on pcp, walked into a roofing sheets plant and somehow, cut of his arm from the wrist, with a machine there yet he kept hitting police men on the face with the soggy end of the hand withouth any feeling of pain.

then there is this rapper (called big lurch) who took pcp and murdered his friends girlfriend. he tore open her stomach and ate and digested her intestines while she was still alive

see this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkzdam289V8&feature=related

as fine as u are, u want to tell me girls are not trippin in ur neigbourhood? or u lack confidence?

but why is he messing everybody now?

when he is with you, fart loudly and then jump back away and look at him angrily.

choosing a partner for dummies.

tumbom tumbom. . . . . .

funny ass threads people compose here.
@poster, read out your post to yourself pls

. . . and we have a match!
spiky and evylynluv _{come and confirm please}

Anyone else?

to be honest frijos, u remind me of mai suya wey dey sell suya near golden gate. 

honestly. no yabbing

HR.hotness:
a nickname that accurately describe who i am

lemme guess. Her Royal Hotness?

hey! not everyone understands yoruba

28 posts and still no gossip?
_{*thread getting dry*}

emm, robby was already taken. and i didnt want tomething that is easy to forget