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wtf? You made me waste 5 minuites of the remainder of my life reading this in grinning from ear to ear in anticipation of a very funny joke?

You can call it jaybaby. its a nice name for a monkey

Just imaging. Your friends come to visit you and you say in a smooth nice voice. "Come here jaybaby" and a cute little monkey comes to your laps. Aint that cool?

DELETE DELETE !!!!!!!!!

Yes it does work. Ma pops is an expert at that

oh i forgot. i am also a good swimmer.

I play lawn tennis and and american foot ball more frequently than other sports. i also play table tennis and a little bit of basketball. i dont like soccer. i only watch it when nigeria is playing or when everyone else wants to watch it.

Just make sure u use a lot of butter as davidylan said and be sure to mix it with the sugar properly. You will know you have achieved this when you can no longer see or feel the grains of sugar in the mixture, when the mixture is fluffy, almost double in size and almost white. Since u are using a mixer, it will be a lot easier to achieve this than when u are using a wooden spoon. just be patient enough to achieve this then you are on your way to a smooth fluffy cake. Best of luck.

@ cute-ARSE
so thats the kind of love u are talking of? romeo and juliet for ur momma?

@jaybaby

This is serious. Ok let me ask you this question. if u get it rigth, i will know u know her.
What does her husband do? as in his occupation.

why dont u cut it off if it gives u so much trouble?

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the
weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his
back, and had nothing left but a quarter and
the second half of his round trip ticket -- If
he could just get to the airport he could get
himself home.

He went out to the front of the casino where
there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained
his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send
the driver money from home, he offered him his
credit card numbers, his drivers license number,
his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie
said, 'If you don't have fifteen dollars, get
the hell out of my cab!'

So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the
airport and was barely in time to catch his
flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked
long and hard to regain his financial success,
returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to
the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to
the airport. Who should he see out there, at the
end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who
had refused to give him a ride when he was down
on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment
about how he could make the guy pay for his lack
of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line,
'How much for a ride to the airport?' he asked.
'Fifteen bucks,' came the reply. 'And how much
for you to give me a Mouth Gig on the way?'

'What?! Get the hell out of my cab.'

The businessman got into the back of each cab in
the long line and asked the same questions, with
the same result. When he got to his old friend at
the back of the line, he got in and asked 'How
much for a ride to the airport?'

The cabbie replied, 'fifteen bucks.' The
businessman said 'OK' and off they went.

As they drove slowly past the long line of cabs
the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up
sign to each of the other drivers.

why why why

u know mama kk?

or what now?

thats what i am still wondering oh. u stay in obalende?

talking to me?

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Where is that lady that wants a kiss? come and get some here. which type do u want? french? w will see to that just dont run away. i won a guness world recored for the longest kiss

what d'you want?

kateflow, the picture in ur profile look similiar to me. have we met before?

For all the suffer wey u suffer for me

if i no chop, my mama no go chop _{(my mama go chop lick her elbow lol )}

u can say chubby or a "a-little extra-weigth"

Nne m nne m oh ezigbo nne mu eh
Nne m nne m oh, nne m mara mma ewo
Nnem nne m oh ezigbo nne mu eh
chukwu biko nna mu gozie nne mu nye ya oganiru

Nne m a maa mma, obu nne mu eh
Nne m a joo njo, obukwa nne mu ewo
Mu na nne m e see okwu obukwa nne mu eh
chukwu biko nna mu gozie nne mu nye ya oganiru

@agnesoseka
lets see ur pic and know what u are talking about

never knew that

I heard this joke before from my elder sis (Yeah she is a medical doctor and i am proud of her) I think it happened in her time.

why am i replying?

_{ignoring crazy-jay(sorry man)}
, a letter tucked under his front door. He discovers its from his ex-wife and was expecting the worse and read the content of the letter only to find out that the wife is seeking for forgiveness. She had just repented and was making ammends to people she had wronged. She also says that the girl he met at the park was in her church and she thinks they would make a good couple. She had gone ahead to arrange a dinner for him and the girl by,

why do u think we want to know?

no not dinner

it is supper

carrot and small-stout

popcorn and pure-water


u want more?