This girl just shut d fvck up abeg...is it your porn?...is it your masturbation?...is it your life?
Posting long Epistles about what another human being chooses to do with his life shows how idle you are....
As long as one's actions dosen't negatively affect other people like murder... stealing...rape...scamming...etc...then you have no right whatsoever to judge what that person decides to do with his life that gives him joy and satisfaction!
As a man, watching Porn and then masturbating than spending ur valuable time to beg and still pay those useless girls for a few minutes fvck that they will even still enjoy pass you sef...which one is less stressful...time and money saving?
If porn and masturbation eventually leads to my not satisfying a woman in bed in the future...so fvcking be it!!! I only care about satisfying my self! Why must we men live to satisfy women all our lives sef?
You satisfy them financially (this one needs no explanation whatsoever)
You satisfy them emotionally (by giving them ur undivided attention and valuable time)
You satisfy them Physically ( by protecting them and fighting for them)
You also satisfy them sexually!
To really gain what!!!
And they will still pay you back with cheatings...unnecessary and annoying dramas...frustrations... and endless billings...
That's why l called you a girl masquerading as a man to post this rubbish...cus you girls never like competition...you people will forever want men to be under your yokes and manipulations just cus of that smelly hole in between your legs...
As a man... before you make any promise to a girl or send that money to a girl or generally SIMP for a girl...just watch porn and masturbate once and ur eyes go clear!!!
Very simple and short!

Interesting....let him go and rest...this world no dey even sweet again sef...na so much stress and frustrations full am...
Putin has Putinised him with a nerve agent...l knew it was just a matter of time before it happens...cus last time l saw him in Court on Aljazeera...dude was looking so lean..pale and sick...
But sometimes l wonder why Human beings like Putin and naija politicians desperately cling on to power at all costs...
Cus honestly anyone that occupies such high seats of power doesn't live a normal life...their life is full of extreme fears...suspicions and delusions...all of them use better sleeping pills before they can even simply sleep sef...
As for wealth... there's the kind of money you will see and touch...money no go dey move you again sef...
l remember when l was still broke...l was like if l have money eh...l will eat this one...buy that one and do that one...But Now that the money has finally started coming in...all those things don tire me sef cus l've eaten all of them and bought and done all of them.... sometimes...to even get simply hungry again now dey hard me sef...even when l can afford to eat anything l want...
and that's basically the Law of diminishing returns in play here...
So l always wonder why naija politicians keep packing our money to the detriment of the poor masses...cus l know that money doesn't move those people again...
Anyways black man acquire wealth just to oppress others... That's my conclusion of the matter cus the wealth those naija politicians have packed can comfortably feed their generations for the next 1000 years!!...yet they keep looting!...Tufiakwa!

Interesting....so na this man my niggas dey call me back then in Unizik Law School...when l used to cram his "Law of Contracts" book from page 1 to the last page...then recite and sing the whole book like a song before exams.... That was before the good intelligent boy went bad Sha...
Now to the matter on ground...l agree with my namesake...but you people should please stop breeding like Rabbits...and see half of this country's problems solved....una too dey born born abeg...l use God beg una.... Family planning is free....
Egypt the second most populous country in Africa is just around 110 million people (Arab country oo)
Ethiopia in Third position is around 102 million people
DR Congo( that is almost three times the size of naija) in fourth place no even reach 100 million people sef...upon all the frustrations and hardships in that hell of a country...
But una dey chase 400 million people... that's if una never pass am sef...and you will be claiming that you're fvcking away the frustrations wey full this country...Go DR Congo...or Burundi or Malawi...or Chad or Mali or Sudan or Somalia...most of these places where to even see clean water drink na problem sef...and see real frustrations and suffering...yet none of those countries near 100 million people...
Please nobody should come and use China and U.S population for nonsense arguments here....the US at 400 million people is as big and blessed as a whole continent on its own... infact the US is like 50 countries United as one...that's why they are so rich and powerful
China is also as big and blessed in resources as a whole continent...
Plus visionary leaders too....yes our useless govt have half of the blame...But we Nigerians that Overbreed like rabbits have the other half of the blame as well
.... very simple and short!!!

Reeberry:
The guy didn't see your comment before his yeye girlfriend cheated on him. Despite he spent all his saving on her.

Shey we warned him but he didn't listen

Oga any man that can feed himself can marry...just avoid having children for now...till u start making more... very simple but difficult! Overbreeding like rabbits is really our problem in this country not our income

If only Hitler had wiped those dirty greedy idiotic people all away during the second world war.... mtcheew
God's only choosen people my foot.....
They hate Christians...
They hate Muslims
They hate Buddhist
They hate hinduist
Infact They hate everybody that doesn't practice their dirty bloody Judaism...that even Jesus Christ himself rejected
It is only themselves that God chose out of Eight billion people he created
Fools...

Yes...90% of women in that age bracket are broken women...with countless severe heartbreaks...hence they are always frustrated...and transferring their frustrations and agressions on others...a broken-hearted young lady told me this herself.... So if you want to marry in Naija...better go for fresh young girls between 18 to 22...yes they may still act childish...but childishness is much better than being with a broken woman with multiple heartbreaks...and ex boyfriends that she still secretly loves... who still have the passwords to their pussies anytime anyday
Shalom

Wearetheugliest:
Come Lyta you go see ya spec..

Thanks man... don't mind the naysayers...a few confident girls already showing interest already sef in my DM.....

lordnkem000:
Oga just shut up. Girls full your church, street, area, etc. no dey whine us here with your bullshits of a stinking resume. This is 2024

Oga wetin u smoke sef... simple comprehension you can't even do sef...did l tell you that girls no full my area...l just said that I'm an introvert...and my nature of job keeps me from socializing or even going to church sef cus I'm always indoors working....
Better stop smoking that thing oo... it's not good for ur system...or better still change ur plug...

4mee:
you need to up your hustle. 200k is too small for a family to live off in today's Nigeria.

Oga/madam l'm trying my very best...l know that 200k is not too much...that was why l clearly stated that l'm not rich oo...only comfortable to an extent....besides a 28-year-old guy LEGITLY making 200k a month with a well furnished three bedroom flat of his own is not doing bad for himself!...besides no hardworking and determined young man remains static at one income level forever!...he's saving up more capital and investing...and trying out other hustles...
You people should just stop heaping unnecessary pressures on young men's shoulders to make excess money at all costs... that's why all these Yahoo...rituals...kidnapping....organ harvesting...and robbery is on the increase!!!
Any young person whether male or female o that can feed him/herself with a LEGITIMATE source of income in this hell called Nigeria is trying his/her very best...even if that person is making only 20k per month sef!
Our problem in this country is not actually our income level but overbreeding like rabbits...let's say that a guy like me making 200k a month marries a wife making 80k a month...Oga there's no how we won't be comfortable to an extent...even with only one kid...then build up our income base together before having other kids....but you will see a couple that their combined income is 100k a month with 4..5...6 or even 7 kids already...
I've sworn to myself that l will never give birth to more than 2 kids in this hell of a country even if I'm rich like Dangote...cus anything can happen...and innocent kids that didn't even beg you to father them will start suffering.... infact to me...and l preach this to anyone that cares enough to listen....it's even better to abort a baby...so it could go back to wherever it came from than bringing an innocent soul into this brutal world to suffer with you....yes fvck is sweet...but family planning is almost free and there are one thousand and one ways of doing family planning... So you must find one that suits your body system...
Nigerians are tough hard-working people....we can manage...our problem is just overbreeding finish...an adult can eat only once or twice a day...but kids must eat anytime they feel hungry....then school fees etc... let's stop overbreeding like rabbits and our problem will be solved...
Egypt the second most populous country in Africa is around 110 million people (Arab country oo) Ethiopia in the third position is around 102 million people...But we are chasing 400 million...that is if we never reach there already....And please don't use the US that is almost 400 million people and China that is 1 billion people to argue with me on this one...the US alone is as big as 50 countries United as one...that's why they are so rich and powerful...China is almost as big as a continent...Hence these two countries are blessed with enough human and material resources, and of course Visionary leaders to feed ten times their population...so don't compare them to Nigeria with our ever diminishing oil resources and bad useless leaders
Shalom....

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Something tells me that this dude is saying the truth...most of those movers and shakers of the industry are closet gays...and there's this overwhelming pride that they derive by drilling a famous actors nyash...just like all those Big brother niggas that plait hair pass women.. especially that fat white one that won the show three seasons ago...those guys open their asses to be drilled by stupendously rich gays and politicians....that pay them Millions of naira after the ass drilling..that's why they all buying cars and houses everywhere and showing off, while still plaiting hairs to attract more rich customers...like l said before there's this overwhelming sense of joy that a stupendously rich gay derives when he's drilling the ass of a celebrity actor or BBN star..he will be feeling like..."he has Millions of fans on insta and all the girls are dying for him...and I'm here on top of him drilling his ass to pieces" that's the only thing that give those rich gays joy...take It or leave it...
That's why you must never jealous anyone showing off at all.. because if most of them tell you what they go through to make that money eh and the kind of personal disgust and shame they go through while alone...you will jejely choose to remain poor

pat3572:
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Hey! We are a YouTube Automation company and we are looking for a talented, hard-working, and experienced Script Writer in the MMA to join our team.

The right candidate should have experience in writing scripts for YouTube Channels and should be able to send me samples of his/her previous scripts.

This would consist of:
• Crafting engaging, original scripts in the MMA niche.
• Scripts will range from 1,000 to 3,000 words

We are looking for a long-term collaboration. Please do not apply if you do not have any experience. Looking forward to working with you.
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This unserious fellow again...he will just ask you for samples...then promise to get back to you soon..and start giving you gigs...but you won't even hear from him again...l don't know whether he eats samples or what!!!
That's why he's always seeeking for writers like legend of the seeker
Contact him at your own peril!!!
Even that smiley face that he uses as his WhatsApp profile pic alone will tell you that he's not a serious person...

TinubuNG:
Keep doing dope na, your ending is already near, very obvious in your text 😂

I just hope your supposed monthly cool money you are making will be enough for you when the repercussions set in.

Mr prophet Elijah or Jeremiah... which one of them are you sir to know that my ending is near?....and like l told you before sir...whether you do dope or not...We must all die when our time reach...if my fate has destined that l will die from dope complications...then so be it sir! You sir, your own fate might have even destined you to die from a gunshot, fatal accident, or even ur wife poisoning you to death...lol...or will you live forever sir!
Now sir..we are done with this...it's getting boring already...End of discussion!

TinubuNG:
You are right, one of it is the one you are suffering from. The day a mad man know he's mad, he would stop been a mad man that very day.

May help locate you soon before dope or whatever destroy you.

Oga l never log in to Nairaland for some days now to respond to ur mention cus l've been busy with writing my scripts and making my dough!
U called me a man right...but if a mad man can be making more than 150k a month by YouTube script writing...then it's better to remain mad...
Do u even know what is script writing?..let me explain to u small..My clients just give me a script title to create a compelling story around it..3k words limit...l create the plot...then write the story...all this brainy task under a day oo to beat deadlines...and make my dough...if I'm mad but l'm still able to use my mad brain like that to make a modest monthly income...let me continue being mad abeg!
I've been doping for more than 9 years sir...dope can never destroy me again! It gives me the motivation to write wonderful scripts sef...
All those celebrity singers u see making billions...naira Marly...Wizkid...Burna...Zino...etc...you think they don't dope?...
Go and call them mad men na...mad men making billions...while a sane man like you is just wandering about on Nairaland supporting Tinubu...who has brought unprecedented sufferings on Nigerians..just cus he's from your tribe...
So who's the mad man here?
Sane man show me ur work and how much you make monthly na? Fool!
Oga go face ur frustrations abeg...only frustrated souls pick on people they don't even know on Nairaland to pour their frustrations on just for cheap likes...

UcheKingsley1:


You're not a junky my friend. Nothing special or weird. You're just like any of us that work and do shits.

Try Heroine, Coke or Mpkurummiri morning, afternoon and night, do it for a month, you will feel like a junky, loss focus on your work, become addicted and then you can proudly call yourself a junky.

Oga l've tried all those shit before...l know the one best for my system...and let me ask you...do you do all those ones you mentioned yourself?...you said that trans is not dope ABI...go do 1500mg of real trams...let me know whether u won't die in ur sleep...which dope kills people in Naija pass Trams and Codeine... Mkpurimiri and weed and heroine don't kill...they can only cause temporary pychosis...but Trams and Codeine kills silently bro... I'm not a novice in dope...lve been into it for more than 9 years now... l've done everyone doable...l just love trams cus it gives me what l want...

saasala:


Shut the hell up. You don't even sound or write like the intelligent dude you portray yourself to be.

oga go and dump ur frustrations somewhere else...others are saying what the thread is all about...you are here trying to find someone to exchange words with like a frustrated jealous girl...u be girl? I'm not intelligent abi...add me on Whatsapp let me show you the samples of the scripts l write for foreign Clients...Werey

TinubuNG:
Keep hyping yourself all to defend your druggie lifestyle, you are 28 now and they are famsy you for whatever reason, hope things will be the same by the time you are 40

I have seen many mad people displaying various things intelligently, the day I saw one mad man solving quadratic equation I was surprised, I have seen one that can sing so much with angelic voice, another one like that can tell you almost all the history of west africa.

Young man , those people were like you before , they were deceived by whatever that ran them mad , thinking they were intelligent.

Drug is deceiving you and you think you are good with it, I pray it won't kill you before you realize and stop it. I pray and hope this post will help you to heal from killing yourself by consuming those substances .

Oga l don't need your help...go face your life issues...if l want to stop dope today l can stop....l've been doing dope for 9 years now... sometimes l go for a long break.... l've even gone 2 years without it...or some months... sometimes l go back to it for what l need it for me....
My policy with dope is...just do the one that is good for your system... don't do that others are doing...that's why l do any kind of pills but l don't do weed...cus it's not good for my body...you that is talking like a saint now... like you don't have an addiction...be it sex...or gambling or whatever...
You talk of killing myself with dope...but whether u take dope or not...we must still all die sir.... something must kill a man...I do rather die doing what l love than be knocked down on the road by a hit and run driver
U are talking of mad men on the streets... don't you know that 80% of Nigerians have mental issues...like anxiety... depression... bipolar disorders...sleep disorders...OCDs etc...
Live and let us live man
Once l can feed myself...and l don't beg u for money and u don't even know me...then you av no right to judge me okay!

BlackhatMentor:



Tramadol isn't a hard drug...
It's just a pain killer people abuse same way they abuse Paracetamol.


Try Heroine, Coke or Mpkurummiri and thank me later

l've tried all that shit and more bro...but l know the one best for me...you said that trams isn't dope...go do 1500mg of real trams let me know if you won't die in ur sleep...which dope kills people the most in Naija if not trams and Codeine?
Mkpurimiri hardly kills it will only cause temporary pychosis...but Trams and Codeine are silent killers bro... l've been doping for nine years now... l've done everyone doable...l just chose trams cus it gives me what I want...

Me...Myself and l... I'm an unrepentant junkie...l do Trams everyday... sometimes up to 1000mg per day
But you think all junkies are useless abi?... Wrong...I'm extremely intelligent...l can cram a whole textbook...l was top of my class back then...some used to call me a genius...even now l make money with my intelligence...by professional writting...with a lot of Clients giving me gigs to write for them....l make more than 150k a month from my writings!..
U think all Junkies are dirty and ugly right?...wrong!
I'm spotlessly neat...and handsome...infact most persons say l look like a girl... I'm 28...but most people think I'm just 22 or less sef because of my looks...I'm over 6 feet tall...l can't even remember the number of girls that have directly asked me for sex or directly toasted me sef honestly!
Let me just stop here cus l've got a lot of scripts waiting for me to work on...
But my point is this... don't look down on any junkie...some are more intelligent and richer than you!

The Almighty Lord is about to use you bro... just listen to him when he calls you like Samuel did...

Must everybody lived in Abuja? There are billionaires that live in their villages!

I'm a professional writer with years of experience in blog writing and YouTube script writing in all niches except crypto...l have about four clients that l work for at the moment...and l make between 90 to 120k a month from my writings... that's just to show you how good a writer l am..
So if you need my services...
Just WhatsApp me on 09029541178
A trial will convince you
Regards...

IyaTola:
Don't waste your time, his not a serious fellow

please this offer has expired a long time ago...my friend later found me the land l was looking for... perhaps you were the one that found me that one that is very far from Asaba... almost in Edo State sef...
But my point is that the offer has been closed... l've gotten what l need....I don't even know why the mods keep pushing it out like a new thread!

shogsman:

No way bro,I swear It can't possibly be as bad as this Uba sir

Hello sir this Robertgreene1...you emailed me...but l can't really get the mail here...so whatsaap me on 09029541178 instead
Regards...

Interesting...most of them really do but they won't admit it...and most of them are all those that impregnated a girl and were forced to marry her...or all those only son early marriage wahala...
Me l'm 28... l'm comfortable to an extent...but l won't marry till at least l clock 30 to 32...
Besides truth be told... it's not what l know now as a man at 28... that l know when l was 23 or 24..the more life experiences you see...the more emotionally and mentally strong and matured you are...very simple and short....

bassdow:


not that I intends contacting you. Just that you ought to have shared it here, let those who would contact or criticize do their bidding.

hope you are okay now...Shalom!

bassdow:

why not talk it here ?

Who knows who else might have much more than OP does

Rice supply bizneess... Nigerians must eat rice you Know...
Please only contact me if you're serious... l'm fed up with unserious people

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why not talk it here ?

Who knows who else might have much more than OP does [/quote Rice business...we buy rice..we destone...we rebag in colourful bags...we sell... Nigerians must eat rice no matter what you know...
Please only contact me if you're serious... l'm fed up with unserious people