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The last kick of a dieing horse!!! If Gadi Eisenkot, whose parents were even from Morocco, by the way, dosen't align with the Arab parties to secure the needed 61/120 parliament seats to form a coalition government, and send Netayanhu to prison, where he rightfully belongs to, then just know that the Gadi guy is a big fool. Thank Goodness, Yair Golan, the leader of the democrats, which is part of Eisenkot's opposition bloc, is already seriously pushing for such an alliance. If only most lsrealis were sane enough, then Netayanhu and his allied bloc wouldn't even have gotten 53 seats against the Eisenkot-led bloc's 49. But most lsrealis are sick people, so they still follow Netayanhu around like how brain-washed folks follow a cult leader, despite all his crimes. To me, Yair Golan, the leader of the democrats, is even the only sane jewish politician in lsrael. All the others are sick people. But since he can't win outrightly, Eisenkot, who is the lesser evil compared to Netayanhu, should better allign with the Arab parties, who are already offering him their 19 seats. So they can send Netayanhu to prison for good. Isn't it quite ironic that the Arab-Palestinian-Israelis, who are persecuted and treated as second-class citizens, are now the kingmakers in lsrael? Little wonder, the famed Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat, once declared in the 1980s, that "my greatest weapon is the womb of the precious Arab woman." Today, Arab-Palestinians make up 1/5th of the total population of lsrael. It is even widely estimated that by 2100, Arabs will be the greater majority in the total region known as Palestine and lsrael today. The signs are even there already. Arab-Palestinian women in lsrael still give birth to an average of 4 kids, or even more sef, while on the other side, half of Jewish women are turning Lesbians and Trans and Bis, and whatever. And half of their men are turning Gays, Bis, Trans, or whatever. Tel Aviv is even widely referred to as the "Gay Capital of the World." They were even hosting huge Gay parties on the morning of the 7th October attack. These are your so-called people of a God, who so much detests sexual immorality oo. Intresting!!!

CYBERWEAVER:
Hello fellow Nairalanders,

I am an established business owner based here in Abuja looking to diversify and deploy ₦2.4 million into a fresh, cash-flowing venture.

I have narrowed my options down to two popular sectors: a Logistics/Dispatch Company or a Premium Laundry/Dry Cleaning Service to serve busy residents and working professionals in the city.

While I understand both models have huge day-to-day demand in Abuja, I am weighing the operational realities under our current economic climate.

Here is how I see both options, along with the specific things keeping me up at night:


Option A: Logistics & Dispatch Business

• The Plan: Start with 2 solid dispatch bikes, delivery boxes, tracking units, and necessary Abuja AMAC / local government permits.

• The Appeal: Rapid daily cash turnover and high transaction velocity, especially by partnering with local e-commerce vendors, online vendors, and food businesses across town.

• My Worries:
• Rider Management: The nightmare of tracking riders, handling rider integrity issues (absconding with cash/bikes), and high staff turnover.

• Asset Depreciation: The brutal wear and tear on bikes, leading to constant mechanical breakdowns and expensive maintenance.

• Regulatory Stress: The non-stop harassment and unpredictable costs from task forces, AMAC papers, and various road levies.


Option B: Laundry & Dry Cleaning Hub

• The Plan: Set up a physical shop in a strategic Abuja suburb/residential area with commercial washers, a reliable fuel-efficient generator, deep water storage, and quality industrial irons.

• The Appeal: Predictable, recurring weekly revenue from busy Abuja corporate workers and professionals. Low asset depreciation compared to bikes, and operations happen safely under one roof.

• My Worries:

• The Power Trap: Grid electricity is highly unreliable, and the current cost of fuel (Petrol/Diesel) to run generators all day could easily wipe out my profit margins.

• Staff Dependence: Finding honest, detail-oriented workers who won’t ruin customers' expensive clothes or steal cleaning supplies when I’m not there.


My Main Dilemma

As someone who already runs a business, my time is split. I need a venture where ₦2.4M can yield a reasonable return without turning into a chaotic, full-time headache that swallows my existing business.

• Which of these two sectors offers a better risk-to-reward ratio in Abuja right now?

• For those in Abuja logistics, how are you handling fuel prices, distance coverage, and rider tracking?

• For Abuja laundry owners, how are you staying profitable despite high energy/fuel costs?

I would love to hear practical insights, real-life figures, and blunt advice from experienced entrepreneurs on the forum.

Thanks in advance!

Oga, don't invest in any logistic/transport biz or whatever you call it if you know you won't be the one running the vehicles yourself or else drivers go show you shege. I'm talking out of experience. As for the laundry biz, Oga do you know how much fuel and diesel costs these days plus other expenses? I do advice you to look for a biz that dosen't depend on energy and needs little oversight, such an opening a block industry which is very lucrative especially down here in the East.

Most of these guys are just fronts for politicians. You think it is not mostly Naija politicians that owe all those big oil and estate companies, then use one unknown crony like that to be deceiving people as the owner? De play.

KStylist:
Good my people.

Please I need advice on what kind of lucrative business one could do with 2.5M. That's all I have in heaven and earth unless I want to sell my properties to raise more. But as things stand, 2.5 is all I have in my account as capital although there is a possibility I can double the amount before December.

I'm actually a dispatch rider but this work (although very lucrative) is too hectic and tiring.
I decided to buy more bikes but then it turns out that dispatch work is only lucrative if you ride the bike yourself. The moment you start giving out bikes, the prospect dwindles. So I plan to sell my remaining 4 bikes, reason I claimed I could double the capital later down the year.

My spine hurts badly, my chest feels tight, my palms moved from soft too coarse, my eyes are sandy. Dispatching isn't something one does for a long time, in fact when I ventured into it, the plan was to do it for 1 and half years but ended up do 2 years. I have gathered enough and I need to go into something lucrative and yet less stressful.
Please advise.

Come let's open a profitable Block industry down here in the East, where building projects na water. An half plot of land in a very secured and busy area is already available for the project.

Oyibo people are really sick. I heard they even spend more money on pet dog/cat food more than human baby food. Over there, your roommate fit have like 3 dogs and 2 cats or even more sef. Just imagine how dirty everywhere will be. One Naija student in the UK even recently sued her roommate to court over such an issue.

Maintain an element of mystery or weirdness. Be deliberately unpredictable. And increase your value through calculated absences. Above all, have the ability to delay satisfaction, which in this case is "sex." Ie, don't beg for it. Always act like you're not sex starved. Infact, act like a lot of other girls are even begging you for it sef. Just follow these basic guidelines and you will become a demon where girls dey. "The Art of Seduction" by my ldol and namesake, Robert Greene will teach you better.

The insurance company that insured the shipping company that lost the cargo will be smiling right now. Yes, they will pay millions of dollars in damages to the shipping company. But because of this particular incident, other shipping companies will run to them to get insured. Then they will increase the premiums these shipping companies will be paying them, and make more money. You see all those big Oil and Arms and insurance companies eh, the kind of money they make from wars is stupefying. That is why they pay big lobbying companies, who in turn lobby and pay politicians, especially in the US, to start wars, that kill and negatively affect millions of poor people, while they keep smiling to the banks!!!

For more stories that never happened, text 419 to 999.

I'm Anglican, but the way l take love this Pope Leo no be here l swear, especially due to his strong support for the people of Gaza and Lebanon against Israeli genocide.

If they like, they can move into Aso Rock, they won't still qualify for common AFCON. Cus when the wicked is in power, the whole nation suffers. Honestly speaking, the last time Nigerians as a whole were happy was during Goodluck Jonathan's era back in 2013 when Super Eagles won AFCON. Back then, l was still at UNIZIK, and l still remember how we went around the whole campus that night singing, dancing and blowing Bangers!! ! Chai, the good old days

LOL. This must be a joke.

And yet, You people are still breeding like Rabbits, bringing innocent kids into this shit-hole to suffer with you!!! I don't pity anyone with more than 2 kids that is suffering. You enjoyed the fvcking, now carry your cross!!!

Between wearing the uniform and being gainfully employed, which one should be the ultimate goal? You people and misplaced priorities eh, Tufiakwa!!!

CyynthiaKiss:
A Muslim country like Egypt is blocking Palestine darlings from coming in ?

But some brainwashed clowns in Nigeria are trying to prove more love to Palestines more than Egypt that is living close to them that properly understand how violent they are..

Shame on some of you clowns..

My friend, you're the brainwashed one here. 10% of Palestinians are Christians!!! Infact, they even worship in, and maintain The Church of Nativity, where Jesus Christ was born in Bethlehem, which is still a major Palestinian city in the Wast Bank. Shireen Abu Akleh, the Palestinian Aljazeera journalist that was killed by lsrael in 2024 was a Palestinian Chrisrian. I watched her burial mass live on Aljazeera, and Palestinians were singing all those same burial hymns we sing down here!!! Palestinian Muslims were even waiting outside the church, and after the mass, both Muslims and Christians joined hands together and paraded her coffin all around Ramallah. Even 5% of Palestinians in Gaza are Christians!!! And Palestinian Muslims who are the greater majority don't persecute them at all!!! But to see one single Jewish Christian in Israel is almost like a taboo!!! The Catholic Patriarch of Jerusalem, Cardinal Pizzaballa spent last Xmas in Gaza!!! He even worshipped in a church bombed by your Israel!!! You're worshipping people that hate and still spit on Christian pilgrims in Jerusalem!!! Shame on you!!!

Worse part is that those same people that are suffering are still bringing innocent kids into this brutal world to suffer with them, continuing the cycle of poverty forever. It's really terrible!!!

lagonovo:
What's the suicide figure for Nigeria?

Ask Google or ChatGPT or Claude.

It's really terrible!!! You pay through your nose just to to alive. That's why an average of 125 persons commit suicide in the US every single day. The rate is around 58 in the UK. It's really terrible. You pay through your nose just to be alive!

Thank God it wasn't that one called Aikouu, or something like that, who finally won. Dude said very simple and short, that he will just hand over the whole money to his Egyptian girlfriend I don't watch the show again like l used to oo. Just that you must be catching some of the gists while scrolling on FB, whether you like it or not.

Do the producers of this nonsense celebrity boxing or whatever even know the kind of rigorous trainings and strict sacrifices, that professional boxers make on a daily basis, before they step into the ring? But this one, some of all these useless so-called celebrities fit even take hard drugs and drink finish and then climb oloosho three times for night, and the next morning, he will jejely step into the ring to fight. Let them just continue for now sha, untill someone dies inside the ring one day.

No long analysis or grammar abeg. Where is all the Trillions that Tinubu saved from ending subsidy? Shebi, he vowed to channel the money into Healthcare, Education, Agriculture, lnfrastructures, etc, but are all these sectors not getting worse today? And he's also even borrowing more than his predecessors!!! Love or hate Buhari but Baba never allowed the price of petrol to cross #200 during his eight years. Because he knows fully well that fuel subsidy is the only single thing that Nigerians gain from the government. Just that, nothing else again! But this heartless one removed subsidy on the first day, and the cost of everything went up like a ballistic missile, cus whether you like it or not, petrol is the number one driving force of our economy. And everything depends on it, one way or the other. Worse part is that they will always use tribe and religion to deceive and divide us. But they won't remember that same tribe or religion, when they want to share our money amongst themselves, or when their kids wants to marry each other! Wake up and break this chain of tribe and religion, and take back your country from the hands of these old wicked people, less your future generations will suffer the consequences, that's after you finish suffering your own share!!! As for Obi, l even thought that he will use this subsidy issue and gain voters like Atiku is currently doing. But man really disappointed me with his dilly-dallying over the issue. He will say one thing today and another thing tommorow. But Kwankwaso has been consistently calling for the re-introduction of subsidy. As for me eh, given the choice of Obi or Kwankwaso, l will Jejely choose Kwankwaso anyday, cus he's more consistent, strategic and patient than Obi.

Must all these big brands always splash millions on all these stupendously rich players and useless so-called celebrities and influencers? Why can't they use that money instead and help poor people like orphans, the disabled, poor but intelligent students, the sick and the old, among others? Worse part is that those poor and unfortunate people are even the ones that buy these products with their little hard-earned money!!! And please don't tell me that it's all about advertising and exposure. Some companies don pass all these useless, unnecessary advertising. Wetin Peak still wan advertise again ni? Who doesn't know and drink Peak milk? Mtcheeww, this life no just balance at all.

Goo0dHardDick:
A woman that can't spend her money on you doesn't love you at all.

Women do spend money on men but only for the men they actually love.

A woman can give sex to Any man she finds attractive but not her money. Women are naturally stingy and a woman spending on you is a huge sign that she loves you.

This is the fastest way to know if a woman loves you or not.

CC seun farano justwise nlfpmod mynd44

You're so correct bro. Whenever l need some quick bucks, l will just tell my main babe to send me something. Without hesitation at a, she will just ask me "how much?" If l tell her the amount l need, if she has up to that, she will immediately send it me, or send me the amount she can afford. The most beautiful part is that she never asks me for anything at all. But of course, l do send her money from time to time whenever l have. Anyways, the girl works as an Airport attendant, so she's doing really well for herself. See eh, my brothers, if you're still dating all those "urgent 2k" broke girls, then you're really missing a lot. Infact you're a true definition of "Suffering and Smiling."

greenermodels:
There's this thread on the front page about Keke business and I have been considering investing in it for some time now for a relative, can someone explain the nitty gritty of the business to me please?

Oga, you see that Keke business eh, if you're not the one driving it yourself, just better run oo. I know what l went through at the hands of drivers last four years that l invested in Keke Business. Even the little change l was making from it was all going straight back to repairs and maintenance. The Keke even had three very close narrow escapes with accidents. One night like that, l was coming back with my driver from a mechanic shop, when the Keke almost crushed one little boy like that. We rushed him to a nearby clinic, and miraculousy he survived. If that boy had died eh, l for still dey inside prison now, cus l will be charged with negligence for giving out my Keke to a young, non-qualified and non-registeted driver. At last, l use vex sell the Keke, come use the money buy better LG Plasma TV, and l'm happy l did so. I will advice you to use that money and open a Block lndustry. You will surely make it big, especially if you stay down here in the East, where building projects na water. Goodluck.

KennethMichael1:
Got it

Alright sir, please just kindly delete the last quote. You can just replace it with something like: "Twenty more characters needed" or whatever

KennethMichael1:
Send me your number let's talk more Whatsapp

Alright bro......please tell me once you get it. So l can delete it.

KennethMichael1:
Fellow Nairalanders, I need your advice on this. Life has really been tough lately. I'm not doing well. It all started with a failed relationship that was already in the marriage stage. It brought me down. I had to sell several properties to protect myself so I wouldn't be broken, but still, for some years now, I couldn't bounce back. I wanted to move back to my village, but with the way things are happening in my family, mostly my male siblings, I don't feel comfortable living closer to my family. I'm thinking about selling the house I'm building in my village, which is also the only thing I have left, so I can use part of the money to start a smaller foundation somewhere else, which I can finish in time, and use the remaining funds to pay my rent and start up a small business.... Lately, I've been thinking about dying, which I know is not a good idea for me because I have a child whom I love so much... Please people with life experience at 40s please share me advice base on your experiences.

You need to relocate bro, Just give everyone and everything currently going on in your life some space for good. Then slowly and quietly build up your life from the scratch. They will all be amazed at your transformation in say two or three years time, trust me!!! I can help you achieve that bro. So just holla at me, if you're really serious about turning your life around.

Lol una money is about to build Dangote another refinery in Kenya. If he wants to build another one in say Uganda or Ethiopia tommorow, he will just announce another lPO .

Lol, l honestly don't even understand what you're talking about sir. So going with this your logic now, someone that hates you will be desperate to marry you, while someone that really loves you will be nonchalant about marrying you. That is, the person will be doing shakara for you and be playing hard to get (someone that really loves you oo) Lol, Intresting!!!

I swear bro, na my babe dey even beg me for sex sef, and l'm always doing her "Come today, come tommorow." That girl worships me like a god, cus she knows too well she can never manipulate me with sex. And that has been the pattern in all my previous relationships. I never beg for sex and l use a perfect combination of my natural weirdness plus unpredictability and calculated absences to both confuse and enthrall girls at the same time. Infact, the sweetest words l always want to hear from any girl l'm dating isn't even "l love you" but "l don't even understand you at all", cus a girl that dosen't understand you can never manipulate you. And l hear those words all the time from my girls. My ldol and name sake, Robert Greene taught me very well. I didn't finish his three greatest books: "The 48 Laws of Power," "The Art of Seduction" and
"Mastery," just for reading sake. I digested and religiously follow all his teachings and they've turned me into a complete Monster that nobody can ever use. Instead, l will even be the one using that person sef. I leave you with one of his teachings, "The ability to delay satisfaction is the ultimate art of seduction -- while waiting, the victim is completely held in thrall."

The opposition is way too disunited to defeat Tinubu, who by the way, believes that all is fair in politics. If only Obi had been patient enough back in 2023, then by now he will just be preparing to take over from Atiku in 2031. I mean there was no way on earth Tinubu would have defeated them. This was a team that gave Buhari himself a run for his money back in 2019, talk more of Tinubu. But Obi's ego and the likes of Pat Utomi, who by the way, was the very man dancing with Tinubu in that popular meme clip, and who still works for Tinubu till today deceived him. And that is exactly why we were where we were today!