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Two mentally-ill patients that are low-key HlV/AlDS positive are what you're celebrating here mbok

bluefilm:
As weird as this statement of his might sound, there is an atom of truth in that

Family financial wahala has a way of making men age faster than they are supposed to

l swear bro, l'm still a bachelor, and everyone thinks l'm below 25, when l'm already 31. But if you see my sec scl classmate that's married with 3 kids, you will think he's chasing 45, when l'm even 4 months older than him

Chris Brown sang "when a rich nigga wants you, there's nothing you can do..." But this one is "when a rich hoe like Cardi B wants you...there's nothing you can do..." Cardi B wants Maduka, so there's nothing he can do about it, l just hope he's careful with that Ogbanje, before she destroys him physically, mentally, financially and spiritually.

This dude is a textbook example that you can have money and still be depressed and seeking attention 24/7

Una don start again, l just used my Opay to offset a loan from Easy Money last week and everything went so smoothly. That Combo of Opay and Easy Money is just the very best!!!

g0ldenval:
stealing butter, chinchin and peanut butter
this is not hunger
it's longer throat

Margarine not butter

This fat scammer, serves him right. But honestly doing time in jail or prison or whatever it is called is not funny at all, especially when you don chop life small l swear, cus you will just be inside that terrible place reminiscing on the good life you suppose dey enjoy at that moment. Like you will just be like, "chai if say l dey for house now, l for just relax for bed, dey chop my favourite delicacy, while watching my favorite show on TV in my very comfortable apartment, while my beautiful babe is in the bathroom getting ready for a very sweet night ahead l learnt this the hard way during my 4 days sojourn in jail (don't ask me what l commited oo ) worse part is that, first and second day, you will be in very high spirits cracking jokes with your fellow inmates and forming baddo, but by the third/fourth day eh, the something go start dey hit you for brain like you're going crazy, and you will start doing whatever possible to get out of that terrible place. It's really terrible l swear, cus we human beings were never wired to be confined to a single tiny room, l mean even when you confine highly intelligent primates like monkeys and Chimps to a particular place, just give them some time, and they will start exhibiting all the signs of extreme stress and discomfort talk more of we human beings that are wired to be as free as the birds. In a nutshell, losing your freedom especially in a hell like this country is the worse thing that can happen to you as a human being, trust me! So please be very very careful! Stay away from crimes! You may think you're enjoying life as a fraudster or thief or kidnapper or rapist or whatever, but once they throw you inside that terrible place and lock the iron gates eh, your eyes go surely clear l dwear!!! Shalom!

Juoflife1:
Burial list keh.. as how na? This is 2026 and some things need to change in some village cultures.
I'm happy we don't do all these things in my own part of igboland

please which part of lgboland my dear? make l come marry from there, my Anambra people wahala just too much abegi

The girl even regretted not giving it to the other Abuja man for 50k So girls now sell their virginity to the highest bidders Na so una dey do for here

Rapmoney:
This is the video that Ifeanyi Ogbonna aka Odogwu Asaba Used in luring Favour from Agbarho down to Asaba to rape her. People should be very careful with what they see on the internet.

Most of these so-called social media influencers possess questionable characters. I really do not want to mention names, but sometimes when I look at the calibre of people that our young people in Nigeria look up to as role models, I just cannot help but shake my head in disbelief.

Imagine someone who has been a male prostitute in Dubai being your role model. Imagine someone who has travelled to Ghana to scam people being your role model. Imagine someone who everyone knew as an internet fraudster back in Awka being your role model. Imagine someone who has been a criminal in Italy being your role model. I will not mention names, but you should know the people I am refering to. Use your tongue to count your teeth.

This generation of young people are only loud on the internet, but many of them are gullible and directionless in reality. It is the era of mob mentality.

Be wise! Know your way nor be curse!

Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6vTiKHnZrc

Source: WarriParrot

Please no vex sir, which of them has been a male prostitute in Dubai Just asking for a friend oo

Me too oo, l'm 31, works online, over 6 feet tall and good-looking. But l'm an introvert. I do prefer Northern or Western girls. Igbo girls' wahala too much abeg.

This gold-digging hooe no wan make we hear word again or what? Comon fine she no even fine sef

HelipsTech:
See one of them, hospital environment is an active war zone?

But you sympathizers never wondered, what children was doing around Ayatollah

If the girl had volunteered to serve in an hospital in an active war zone, then she got what she deserved then. Cus it's just like a mercenary that volunteered to travel to an active war zone and fight for one side. And Oga, any place, be it a country oo, or a city oo, or a town oo, or a village oo, where a war is going on is an "Active War Zone" You can make Google or ChatGPT your friend on that one. But if you still don't get what an active war zone is all about after that, then just hop on a plane and travel down to Ukraine to find out yourself. And what has the Ayatollah got to do with my submissions now? For your information, l'm not even a Muslim to start with, l'm Anglican from Anambra State. Simply going through my profile for a minute or two would have told you that, and saved you from disgracing yourself on an international forum like this!!!

This dude is as dirty as Sin...

And what was she still doing in an active war zone when half of Ukrainians themselves don Japa since? Or she wanted to be more Ukrainian than Ukrainians themselves. You can be more Catholic than the Pope you know!!!

Marry her yourself then. Case closed. Next!!!

This is a perfect example of what we call "fallacy of hasty generalization" in philosophy. It's way too early to start making such a conclusion. Besides, no one gave you the right to speak for millions of other men seeing hell in their marriages. I bet you will still come back and delete this post, in say three years coming or even two sef. So Oga just take a chill pill and rest abeg.

But folks wey dey put their money for Microfinance bank get mind like this so All those mushroom microfinance banks are only good at giving the locals loans with outrageous interest rates finish, and na them sabi use force collect their money back, that's after those heartless LAPO people

abbasajao:
What is logic behind people announcing that they are expecting baby. For what purpose?
Can't people just announce arrival of baby?

Even celebrating the arrival of the baby sef is still somehow to me. Like do you know how many women give birth to babies world over in a single day If it is even their first child sef, then l will give them the benefit of the doubt, but this one is a couple with kids grown up enough to know what's sex is all about sef!

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BATified2023:
Good evening everyone

I have been seeing many outburst on Remi Tinubu statement as regards the akara and kuli kuli issue and I see a big difference in the way apc people reason and the way opposition reason.

Like seriously, with every follow up reaction since yesterday I can tell you apc will always win election and it's not because they are 100% perfect but because they understand governance and the meaning of grassroot support.

I do logistics and I base in a very big market in the south west, I met people from every financial circus always both the rich, the average and the poor and what I can tell you for real is that there are many vulnerable people out there than the first 2 categories.

For example, those selling drinks in hold up, those hawking cold drinks in the market majority of them don't even have start up capital. What they do is pally with a chiller owner, collect goods on credit and after sales they come back and pay for goods collected and that's how they repeat the cycle every blessed day, imagine everything the road side hawker collects on credit everyday isn't even up to 20k, come to think about it Remi Tinubu start a grant and those vulnerable people will be given 50k and they will start buying themselves and funny enough they will invite their friends too.... naturally apc have won a vote whereas obidient and opposition are thinking the only way to empower is giving out laptop and make them do tech....will everyone do tech?

How can u empower a widow who have 3 kids to take care of?

Will you give her laptop?

The reality is that we have the poor among us and they have been around since the time of Jesus Christ and will always be around, we even have poor and homeless people in the almighty USA.

The reality is that if opposition wants to win they should get down from their high horse and think of vulnerable people in the grassroots, same method worked for buhari when osinbajo introduced tradermoni

The reality the opposition will never want to accept is that Remi Tinubu was right, there are people who see 50k as 5 million, in that same market we have people who sell okro and all their stock is not up to 20k, if u as a political canvasser gives that kind of person 50, u have automatically won a vote but noisemaking opposition believes everything is millions.


Before u come here to attack me, go to an average market near u and do a market survey, u will realize that 50k u think it's too small n u see as flexing money is what some people need to stock up.

The truth is that, if opposition keeps getting disconnected from the grassroots APC will keep winning.

Those vulnerable people will collect that 50k u see as chicken change and they will vote the person that empowered them

Stay there and be displaying your stupidity while forming smart. So after empowering them with 50k you will still go and implement wicked policies that skyrocketed fuel prices from 200 naira during Buhari's regime to 1300 naira now. You will still go and implement wicked policies that skyrocketed gas prices from 700 naira during Buhari's regime to 2000 naira now. You will still go and implement wicked policies that skyrocketed the dollar exchange rate from 400 naira to 1 dollar during Buhari's regime to 1400 naira to 1 dollar now. You will still go and implement wicked policies that increases taxations every single year. So at the end of the day, those poor people you're empowering with 50k will be left with nothing due to the high cost of living abi Who's deceiving who here sef Oga See, better take that your beer-palour analysis to your village where everyone may be illiterate and ignorant, not to this forum where there are learned and exposed folks!!!

And the woman no even fine sef. Wonder what Mr. lbu saw in her as he was even complaining about her before his death.

Neoteny:
I'm game, except it'd be difficult to find a traditional hausa family who'd go against the religious rule of not marrying a non-muslim 😢

It's just one of the quirks of religion.

I don't mind converting to lslam if l don't even find better girl bro. Who religion help Religion wey be Foreigners' own not even our own sef. So be searching for me over there, while l'm searching for you down here. Whoever finds a good one first should inform the other person

You go explain tire. False prophets everywhere you go like MTN

Neoteny:
Meanwhile i want to marry an igboe girl 😂

Problem with northern girl (Hausas have the culture i mentioned) is religious issues. The women are forbidden from marrying non-muslims, though the men can marry Christians and Jews.

ln that regards bro, we can do counter-balance, l find you a good lgbo girl to marry down here, you find me a good Hausa girl to marry over there. Deal?

Neoteny:
Hungry families.

Half the list is food.

In the North, the bride's family provides the food items to last the couple months, as well as essential and quality-of-life items like the beds, sofas, curtains, kitchenware, dining table and such.

All the groom does is pay the dowry, and find a place to stay. The wife's family furnishes it and provides the chow.

please find me a good Northern girl to marry sir, Igbo girls' and their family's wahala just too much abeg.

After protesting, they will still go and be breeding like rabbits. How can you bring like 6 or 7 or more kids into a shit hole like this and expect the majority of them not to be useless in life?

Interesting. But the prisoners have every right to be happy. And Bianca was moved by their infectious happiness! Down here, their families and friends will be visiting them and taking care of their needs in prison. People like us that have been inside the four walls of a jail can relate better . And at least, they will also be eating better Naija food. You see that Ethiopia eh, God blessed them with astonishing beauty, infact they're the most good-looking people in the world, both their males and females. But he cursed them for where food dey. Infact the only food Ethiopians eat is one very sour and spongy flat bread like that called "Injera" and very spicy tasteless soups and stews. Aiden Hartley the author of the bestseller war memoir "The Zanzibar Chest," who spent some time with Ethiopian rebels led by Meles Zenawi, who overthrew HaileMariam Mengistu in the early 1970s recounted in the novel how he and the fighters ate only that Injera for the 3 months he spent with them, and nothing else at all. Just imagine eating only sour bread and soup for 3 good months Hartley even noted that the soups were so spicy that even his shit smelled heavily of spices for that 3 months. So allow the prisoners to be happy abeg, no place like home!