₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
When we can hardly buy mere toiletries or even eat conveniently?

Is this madness or wickedness?

Both!

That's their problem...

Mtcheew.....That's their problem...my problem is that the country is so hard right now...yet you peeps still breed like Rabbits? Four peeps l know too well welcomed a baby each just this last week for God's sake One of the guys was even lamenting to us that he didn't even have money to buy Akamu for his wife's and two older kids' breakfast talkmore of baby milk for the new baby! Abeg make una just take am easy na...Yes...fvck is sweet...but family planning is free abeg!!! After it you can then fvck yourselves to death...come to even think of it...is bringing an innocent baby into this hell of a country to suffer with you not even sheer wickedness!!! Just suffer alone and die alone abeg!!!

Gloria042:
Na man you be

Hello Gloria you emailed me but l can't check my mail...so please chat me up on 09029541178...

Interesting...More Sackings loading!!! We must all get sense by fire by force in this country!!! just like a drug addict that quits drug and is going through withdrawal symptoms...the harder the symptoms...the harder he/she will ever touch drugs again! So the harder the sufferings...the harder we will mumu again in 2027! He is from my village...he is from my tribe...So l will vote for him!!! Now that you've lost your job or ur bizness is going down the drain and you and your kids are hungry and starving...go and tell him to feed you na!!! Someone that doesn't even know you exist or care whether you starve to death sef!!!
Mtcheew...What nonsense!!!

simonhabby:
Divorce rate in Nigeria is 7 times that of South Africa is a lie

Nigeria and Canada have the same socio-economic profile another lie

don't email me bro... can't check my mails...chat me up on 09029541178 instead... Shalom

Intresting...But this story sounds like all those fictional stories we creative writers write for all those YouTube channels...but this is Nigeria...the country with the most wicked people on earth...where anything goes

Interesting...There's no denying the fact that we and these people are intertwined like brothers and sisters...Southies are even naturally cool people...just like my favorite cousin sis who's based here now but has a southy mom...very beautiful endowed and sweet girl...if she wasn't my cousin eh So you peeps should just stop all those childish online battles with them...we all the same!

Interesting...Almost eleven months now and lsraeli soldiers are still running around like headless rats inside Gaza's endless mesmerizing tunnels...those type that bring you right back to where you started from...looking for Yahya Sinwar and their hostages...so common sense can't even tell them that Sinwar isn't afraid of death one bit...the psychopath craves Matyrdom! He even made it very clear in the autobiography he wrote while inside lsreali jail..He just wants to press lsreali necks small and kill many more for lran before he signs out in a grand style like a Matyr!...as for lsreali hostages...those ones are mostly all dead buried and forgotten since!!! Is this how they will fight Hezbollah and lran upon say Gaza is just seven times the size of this our Onitsha city here...so what's going on there

Interesting... money that you will make you won't sleep well at all...is that one money? Any small sound at night you will jump up thinking it's EFCC... that's why they take cocktails of hard drugs at nights just to be able to sleep...Besides what's the difference between these people and armed robbers and kidnappers...ln the other thread of the two arrested Benue kidappers that was posted yesterday.... everyone was shouting "burn them alive"..."hang them" etc etc...but the same people will be praising and worshipping these Gee boys...while some of their victims commit suicide or die of shock and trauma!!! We Nigerians are all terrible people honestly speaking!!!

Interesting....l don't know if it's the hunger or what but Naija girls seem to be getting more useless by the day! Like one 22-year-old yellow pawpaw here that has been disturbing me to impregnate her!!!..l told her "over my dead body!"...this girl took it personal and started insulting me oo! Telling me that l don't even look like someone that can impregnate a girl!...l told her..."Is impregnating a girl now an achievement or what? So at 28 when my mates are building Estates and traveling around the world...Me l will be using impregnating a girl as an achievement" She just laughed and shut the Bleep up cus she know say the spirit in me strong pass her Ogbanje own...Dear men be careful...that gender no get joy these days...A word is enough for the wise!!!
Shalom!

Intresting...This is the type of posts we want here not Tonto this...Chidimma that....Bobrisky this that
Kudos OP...
You're not alone!
We are all in this shit together...
Just try to take it easy on yourself...Always remember that your sanity...peace of mind and general health is more important than wealth!
And steer clear of bitch*s and marriage for now...very very important!
Shalom!

Interesting...but this girl should just go back to Southy or wherever she came from...make we rest now...wetin! Fine girls both domestic and abroad dosen't move us a bit again! We've seen them tire...and the beautiful ones are not even yet born sef! Even my young half Naija/Southy female cousin who's curently based here is ten times more beautiful and endowed than this Chidimma or whatever...so kini big deal

frankadrian:
Lol. Now my earlier comment is justified.

Oga I'm not your mate in politics and history...l can even bet big money on that...just stop throwing insults like a little sulking girl...and argue the facts l laid bare in my first post like a real man arguing about politics or football with his fellow man...or are you a little girl hiding under a male moniker?

ruggedtimi:
ukraine never intends to conquer russia. They know is impossible. But they are already achieving their goals by hitting the airbase and possible cut off russia gas supply station and other important facilities in Kursk.

To what end then? What's the noble goal of war if not to conquer and occupy? Just accept the fact that Zelensky is just fighting a television war and sacrificing hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian lives for his own personal and political goals...you know you can never militarily defeat Russia...then why sacrifice Ukrainian lives for a mission impossible?
Worse part is that Zelensky campaigned with the message to make peace with Russia... then when he was massively voted in to do just that...The US and the West came with their Billions and he forgot his campaign promises and started dancing to their tune at the expense of Ukrainian lives! That's just my own anger!
Shalom!

frankadrian:
Omo. With this your reasoning, it's an insult to bear that moniker.

Oga you don't know anything!...you don't even know who you're talking with...you just open mouth wah to insult yourself...for ur info sir...you're talking with a first class graduate of political science/history from UNN... let me tell you more about my humble self...l was selected to rep my entire sect in gifted children quiz in Abuja during my primary six...l broke my secondary school's records in social studies by scoring 100/100 in junior WAEC mock exams...the teacher had to give me 99 cus 100/100 is somehow...she still talks about me today more than 10 years after l left the school to motivate her students...l made straight A1s in Government and History in WAEC...most of my coursemates in the uni called me a genius...l used to cram and recite a whole textbook back then!..l even curently make a living from Creative/ YouTube script writing! See bro I'm not ur mate in history and politics...my best hobby even today is watching and following international news...so go play with your mates sir! You don't know a thing about politics!...So for your mind now...Ukraine can militarily defeat Russia? Mtcheew....western propanganda is bad! Please don't say that in public where learned people are abeg! Cus you will just disgrace yourself!
Argue the facts of the arguments the speaker made...you won't...cus you can't and you know the speaker is saying the truth...the only thing you know is to start insulting the speaker...what we call "Fallacy ad Hominem" in philosophy...
Abeg just shift oga...l got scripts to write...

Intresting....but Zelensky is the biggest fool on earth l swear....you want to conquer a whole Russia abi? Something that the great Charles IX of Sweeden with all his military might couldn't do in the 17th century
Something that Napoleon Bonarparte...the most brilliant and greatest military leader the world has ever known couldn't do with 850,000 of the best troops in the whole of Europe back in the 19th century...
Something that Hitler himself with the most massive invasion force and military machine the world has ever seen couldn't do in the failed operation Barbarossa in the 20th century...
It is a clown like Zelensky with 1000 Ukrainian troops and 30 or 35 old rickety tanks that can do it...LoL! I laugh in Russian ...Zelensky is invading Russia while 20% (1/5) of Ukrainian territory is currently in Russian hands! Infact Russia has recently been ramping up their seizure of the whole of the Donbas (Eastern Ukraine)
The clown Zelensky will readily sacrifice Ukrainian troops by sending them on an obvious suicide mission just to continue fighthing his television war and continue being relevant in the news finish! The bloody fool just feels like the war in Gaza has stolen the media spotlight away from the one in Ukraine...So he must do something big and foolish to bring the media coverage back to the Ukrainian war...cus that's only how the West will continue to send him Billions of dollars to continue the war....A war which he doesn't want to end of course so that the presidential election that was due this year but was postponed cus of the war will be postponed forever and he will remain in power till death!!!
Such a bloody idiot that has sacrificed oand continues sacrificing hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian lives just for his political ambitions...A clown that campaigned and won on the promise to make peace with Russia...then when he got into power and the people expected him to do just that...the US and West came with their Billions and he forgot his campaign promises and started dancing to their tune at the expense of millions of Ukrainian lives! You're fighting a bloody war and your people are dying in their hundreds everyday...but ur whole family is enjoying life to the fullest in a safe Poland...your wife was even once seen donning a jacket worth $48,000!
Mtcheew...SMH

Kukutenla:
Go and grow your own wheat in your backyard and process your flour

My wheat farm is bustling now with so much produce I don't even know what to do with it

Even the flour I have now, I'm tired of them

Once my oven is ready, wetin concern me with bread price again?
Signed
Zombies

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That fat pig should go shed some weight abeg...How does he even breathe well or sleep well at nights sef! Africans and yeye lifestyles!

Interesting....But whether skit or not...some men dey really try l swear! How can you call and live with this thing as a wife for God's sake? She even looks way older than the young man! I know it's all about money! Dear fellow men, please your sanity and peace of mind is more important than a woman and her money!...As a man, you can never starve if you know what you're doing! It's just natural...God and nature made it so!...so never sacrifice ur sanity...peace of mind or life for a woman's money!...Even if she's dangote's daughter...once you notice that she's emotionally damaged and a ticking time bomb...RUN!!!...As a man, always remember that a woman has the power to harm you badly...lead you to alcohol and drug addiction...drive you insane...send you to jail... destroy your life in it's entirety...and even kill you!
Shalom!

Confiture:
Even the poor have problems they are battling with. So?

you won't understand...that truth is bigger than your understanding...go ask rich people how far?

Confiture:
Even the poor have problems they are battling with. So?

you won't understand...that truth is bigger than your understanding...go ask rich people how far

Whether you are poor or rich...just try and be happy and have peace of mind...you see all those so-called rich people...if they tell you what they're battling inside eh...l know a multi-billionaire...who's dating a female senator that once told me that he doesn't sleep for more than two hours every night!...the man is always rapping to me how everyone thinks he doesn't have any problems...while he has his own huge personal problems...
Besides, most of all those rich people you see are battling mental issues and addictions especially those so-called celebrities...and it is mostly the hard substances that they
can afford to take cus of their money that causes those mental issues and addictions...l even heard that that ugly one that her name starts with "J" and end with "a" that calls herself a sex therapist or something like that was recently admitted to a psychiatric hospital to undergo drug rehab..and while there...she was raving mad and always demanding for sex! Do you think that even if she spends months there and gets rehabilated that she won't come out tommorow and delve right back to those hard substances again cus she has the money to afford them? It is much easier for a broke person than a rich person to successfully break an addiction especially substance addiction! I'm talking out of experience! And you see...any substance addiction is pure hell! It is somewhere you don't wanna be! In fact, only your God will deliver you from that place like he delivered me...if he still has a future unfulfilled destiny for you l swear...So my point is this...never envy any so-called rich person...cus you don't know what that person is really passing through inside! Just work smart...be happy and have peace of mind! Shalom!

Interesting...all armed robbers must be severally dealt with...You can protest peacefully but shun Robbery and Violence at all cost....

DevilsEqual:

If I were the President, since I already addressed the Nation, I would just turn a blind eye to the whole event

Make them protest till next year. Dem go still meet Beans at home

This one's mama and papa still dey feed am...so he never enter market before go price and buy foodstuffs...his own is just to come back...meet Beans at home...like he said...eat..then greet Mama or papa or both for the delicious beans...prices of which he doesn't know or even care to know...l mean like even the very Rich are seriously complaining about the crazy inflation!!!...perfume l bought #2500 a day to last election is now #7500 just a year later!... That's 300% inflation in a single year! That's stupendous! It's mind boggling! It's sickening!

Interesting...Been watching the jubilant mob live and direct on Aljazeera since they first stormed into Hasina's home around 10:00 in the morning...only to find the presidential palace as empty as a graveyard!
Omor...people dey vex ooo ... when they say Enough is Enough... then it's actually Enough is Enough!!! No power pass peoples' power oo!!!
Let me stop here before they will pick me up too...but l just pity the fools that will ever try such nonsense!...cus na my dead body dem go carry go their cell...the worst type of an en enemy you pray not to fight is one that fears no death! The one that even craves death or Matrydom!!! Mtcheew...There's where those people go push us reach eh...all of us in this country...both rich o...semi rich o...semi poor o...poor o... go all craze finish for them l swear! The country doesn't have money to subsidize fuel for the common man...which is the Genesis of all our problems in this country..but the same country has a whopping 15 Trillion Naira to award a sham useless beach side road contract to a Lebanese man!....Isn't that sheer wickedness of the highest order?
Mtcheew!!!

Interesting...but women in general will ruin you as a man!!! Hence ur ability to control your sexual urges as a man goes a long way to determine your personal happiness and growth!!! And it is not about money! Cus that's the one mistake most young men make! That is having this mindset that with money...a woman will respect and love you! Lol Oga you don't know women!...will you ever be as rich as Bill Gates...Jeff BeZos...Elon Musk...three great Billionaires who have all been World Richest at a time or currently...But their wives all left them! Infact if you aren't careful eh! That ur woman will be showering that ur money on one tout or never do good like that...who she truly loves!!! Even my Billionaire uncle once told me something like that the day we were both discussing about another of my rich Abroad-based uncle and his endless marriage wahalas...According to that my Billionaire uncle..."Only God really understands Women"... Funny but true...so Oga better learn how to control ur sexual urges as a man and pray for a good wife...very important in life!

We lgbos are all still resting...watching and taking notes about the whole thing...we will be back by Monday! As far now... let's just still continue watching the drama unfold live and direct from the comforts of our rest and living rooms

No oo...we don't need this!!! No need for any sort of violence!!!
Olopas are our brothers and friends too...
We all go through the same hunger in Naija...
Our anger in on bad policies alone not on any single person or politician!!
Those bad policies that caused this 400% inflation increase that is currently biting us hard!!! But it's never been this bad before ooo honestly!!! 400% inflation in a single year!!! Chai... that's maddening ooo!!! How do people survive in this country sef

Interesting...We see!

Interesting...almost ten months now and the almighty lsrael is still fighthing poorly trained and equipped HAMAS...with about 310 lsraeli troops dead and 4000 seriously wounded.... upon say the whole of Gaza is just seven times the size of Onitsha city here...so what is going on there Is this how they will fight lran and Hezbollah? I laugh in Hebrew
Israeli soldiers are still running around like headless rats in endless mesmerizing tunnels in Gaza... looking for Yahya Sinwar and their 120 held hostages... LoL.....common sense can't even tell them that most if not all of their hostages are dead and buried for good since!!!...as for Sinwar...the man and his entire family has slipped into The Sinai through tunnels since...entered Egypt...then onwards to a Five star hotel in Doha, Qatar, on a chattered Qatar Airways plane....Lol....That's why l love Hamas leaders...nobody understands and loves that phrase "passing the torch to the younger generation" more than they do....just kill a couple of lsraelis like Sinwar did...spend like 22 years in an lsraeli jail learning Hebrew and everything about the mind of the enemy like the "psychopathic" Sinwar.....who, when he was asked by one of the lsraeli doctors who removed his brain tumor in jail why he so much loves learning and speaking Hebrew...Sinwar answered..."How can you understand your enemy if you don't understand his language?"...LoL...Baba na master abeg!!!...then wait to be released in a prisoner swap deal like Sinwar was released in the Gilad Shalit prisoner swap deal in 2005...be welcomed back to Gaza like a hero like Sinwar was...become Hamas undisputed leader like Sinwar....plan and excute a major attack on lsrael like Sinwar did on October 7...then immediately "pass the torch to the younger generation"...slip into Egypt and onwards to Doha, Qatar with your entire family to rest and enjoy lranian and Qatari oil billions after all your "years of struggle".....Shikena....
Kemal Meshaal did it....Ismail Haniyeh did it...Yahya Sinwar and Mohammed Deif did it...another Abdul or whomever will also do it tomorrow as long as lsrael continues with their illegal occupation of Palestine!!!!
You know the most interesting part of all these drama? Hamas leaders are openly operating from Doha, Qatar. Yet, Israel will still always send their Foreign Ministers and Politicians and "Delegates" to the same Doha, Qatar....the Qatari govt will even house them in the same Five star hotels they housed the Hamas leaders and their families....at nights...the Qataris will host lavish Gala nights by the hotel's poolside to "entertain" their guests... lsraeli and Hamas Politicians and "Delegates" will attend the Gala night...drinking champagnes....smoking shisha....eating delicious grilled kabaoobs and barbecue fish....and of course playing with young Brazilian and Indian prostitutes...
Then in the morning...the lsraeli FM will enter a conference room in the same hotel...stand side by side with the Qatari FM and be screaming at the Cameras..."We will catch and destroy all Hamas leaders...their families and supporters alike"....the Qatari FM in his white Jabilia will be nodding his head.. trying very hard not to laugh openly but will be laughing inside his heart...the Hamas leaders and their families and henchmen will be in the next room sipping Martels and Hennessys and be watching the whole show live on Aljazeera News and be laughing and pointing at the TV saying..."look at these people...just see that one l played casino games with at the Gala night last night"... LoL...the next day...the lsraeli FM and "Delegates" will fly back to Tel Aviv.... Then both The FM and Prime minister will receive like $2m each and the "Delegates" $1m gifts each from the Qatari govt for promoting "peace and security in the region and uplifting the image of the Qatari Kingdom".... LOL
Forget oo...in this life eh... everything na money oo...even war na money....others are dieing...others are making billions from it!!!...if you don't have power like the Americans...at least get money like the Qataris....E get why!!!

For all those ignoramuses quoting me down there that doesn't even have TVs talkless of watching cable TV and international news...they should go and buy one or at least go online and hear what Daniel Hagari...the whole chief spokesman of the lsreali Defense Forces told a major News platform in lsrael...Hagari said last month and l quote..."Anyone telling you that Hamas can be defeated militarily is just a LlAR (Netayahu) Hamas is like an ideology embedded in the hearts of Gazans"



For those that don't understand what Ideology means...let me explain to them what Daniel Hagari means here..you see all these freedom fighters like Hamas, Hezbollah...Taliban etc (that western media calls terrorists) are like octopuses...you cut off one head and other seven or eight heads are still working....you kill one Hamas fighter today....Four or three of his sons will join Hamas tommorow to avenge their father's death with their mom's full blessings...that's why they call their fallen heroes "Matrys"!!!

That was what the great Yasser Arafat...the father of Palestinian Liberation struggle himself meant when he said and l quote...."our greatest weapon is the womb of the great Arab woman!".....in the whole territory known as lsrael/Palestine today... Palestinian women still birth at least 6 babies which are all potential freedom/Hamas fighters tommorow....while on the other side.... Most jewish women are birthing like 1 or 2 on average...while the rest are becoming Trans...lesbians...Bis...and half of their men are turning gays....Trans...Bis...etc...so it is estimated by several experts that in the next hundred years that the whole of the region known today as lsrael/Palestine will be predominately Arab
lol l laugh in Arabic this time ....