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Interesting...but l don't really get the condemnation against suicide...To start with, the person didn't beg to come into this brutal cold world...the person was thrown into it by an unknown force against his/her will...Then the person wants to end the forced existence and people are condemning and stopping the person...is it your life Will you help the person overcome his/her life problems? Suicide is actually for the bravest souls...people like Adolf Hitler and wife (Eva Braun)...Herman Goering...Joseph Goebbels and all those German and Japanese Generals who chose suicide over capture and disgrace by the allies during world world 2...not for weak scared people!!!

Mtcheew...this country sef...

Deepspirituals:
God Bless You for this Bro .

God Bless You also as you Share it with me here so others in my situation Can Learn too


Incase the Information is for sale , I understand How much is it ?

it's actually cassava/maize grinding biz coupled with Plaintain supply( in bunch)... people must eat no matter what! so always think food bizness!!!

Deepspirituals:
With 4M , What Business can be done ?

I humbly request you mention business you have Personally do yourself or doing and it's working, you making Profit out of it as well

Not an imaginary or Unreal / Abracadabra Assumption .

Irrespective of the nature , once it's legal , Please and Please Share .

contact me on 09029541178 if you're really serious for a profitable biz idea (physical bizness that's almost like a small industry not all those online Abracadabras) that will cost you less than 2 mili to start up...

That looks Eastern African...

Interesting...

Interesting...this dude who's catching cruise videos are all over Facebook like a rash

Interesting...una don start

tallfish145:
What business can I venture with 400k that I can be making at least 6-7k profit daily?

what's your location bro? I've got a nice idea

Efna55:
I have 20million naira saved from my remote job, I want to invest in properties or any physical business but the problem now is: I don't want my business to be destroyed by the government one day, anything can happen in Nigeria no matter the paper work you have, I initially wanted to save in crypto, but we know the crypto thing in the country..
What can I invest this money in, pls advice..

Hello...you still got like one mili of that amount left? If so...then l will advise you to invest in cassava grinding...millions of Nigerians now plant and grind their cassava into garri in the villages cus of the exorbitant price of garri...so it's quite a lucrative biz...l can introduce you to it

spencekat:
According to report,he attempted suicide but was stopped by the Army.

l for say!!! ... Thanks for the info though

jamesversion:
Please tell more about your experiences there. Also what you think will be his daily hellish routine in there.

Thanks.

it's a long story bro....but l actually got arrested for beating up and threatening one rich US returnee that l know...As for jail experience...well...first day you're laughing and cracking jokes in there and feeling like Superman...but by the third day...you're feeling like you're going nuts...from a week up...you're thinking of commiting suicide...just that you won't even see the tool or opportunity with which to do just that..so it's quite bleak in there...just stay off crimes!!!

Interesting...but if l were the unfortunate dude l would have better committed suicide!!!....going to a Nigerian jail alone is hell (actually spent a few days in there myself...so I'm talking out of experience) talk more of going there as a "Condemned" prisoner on a murder/kidnapping charge...other prisoners will even be pitying and avoiding you sef...cus once you enter there...the first question is "Oboy wetin you commit?" If you wanna experience Naija jail...then just go there for fighting...late nights...Libel/slander...posession of contrabands...etc etc...You will just be fine ...but never enter there for kidnapping/Murder!!! It's better imagined than experienced...you will wish you were even born a cow or dog sef!!!

Interesting...but which one be Adamawa, Yobe people again It's like news no dey today or what Nairaland don dey boring finish like this we country...back then l used to finish my chores first before coming here to relax and laugh...if not that l've found multiple lucrative writing gigs here...l for don leave this place for una tey tey

victorDanladi:
What work does she do?

She has nothing to offer except the kitten and beauty ,that relationship will not last.

Come and quote me later

lntresting...but how is that girl up there beautiful to you Or is their another meaning of beautiful that l don't know?

Intresting...But I won't even look at this girl twice if l see her on the read l swear to God... I'm even more good looking than her sef! So kini big deal

femison32:
Drop your contact for business

you can also contact me sir/ma...l write very well...my profile can even vouch for me...09029541178
Regards...

osazsky:
Only u will vote for a goat..just to pepper our yoluba brothers,I will still vote tinubu for 3rd team...since I am doing well..economy nor affect us
.try dey earn in dollars..nothing do this country..hungry people can go to hell.i don't care..

lntresting....

CyrusVI:
So population is the reason we're backwards?


What's the population of Iceland to the USA?

How come US is above them in every indices?

What about Croatia,Belarus?

What's the population increase in percentage over the last 50years as compared to the US?


China is more populated than Poland....compare the increase in the last 50years and tell me why China is still ahead in every developmental indices despite th huge population

You guys should start talking like educated folks abeg. Any small thing "This is why we're backwards "


You that aren't backwards, what have u done to push your country forward?

Just shut the fvck up man...you just disgracing yourself...see his mouth like The US and China...you don't even know that those two countries and other western European countries were more developed than Nigeria currently is like 300 and more years ago!!!...l mean like those countries had better infrastructures back then...houses, roads, bridges, water reserviors, factories, etc than Nigeria currently does...Their cities were well planned and their citizens even had better access to coal with which to light up their houses and power their machines than Nigerians currently have access to petrol!!!...you don't even know that most city infrastructures used in western Europe today especially in the UK and France were built more than 500 years ago? Or haven't you seen real-life artistic depictions of London, Paris, Vienna, Moscow, Venice etc 500 and more years ago!!! Even common South Africa here was more developed than Nigeria currently is like 70 to 100 years ago!!!...na blacks wey just spoil the country finish after they took over power from the whites!...Mtcheew...l thought you were even intelligent sef...Sure you aren't even the father of 13 Almajiris and 8 potential female suicide bombers to even start with

Gadafii:
Because he was riding a taxi, this mbeke is feeling funky

If na Lexus or Benz boys, this girl go Bleep them for free, 😂😂


Have money in this life and ensure you package yourself very well, invest in yourself, make yourself comfortable and you will see the number of women waiting for you, for free

And what's the joy of having millions of women throwing themselves at you for free if l may ask sir Oga..yes money is good for general comfort...but never make those vagina people your goal for making money! It's just not worth it in the end!!! What a so-called rich dude will get from women...a so-called poor dude can also get it as well...it all depends on certain variables...besides being rich and poor is variable...someone must be richer or poorer than you in life...Bill Gate's wife divorced him for a mere primary school teacher... that's just one example but l hope you get the message?

madridguy:
When we can hardly buy mere toiletries or even eat conveniently?

Is this madness or wickedness?

Both!

That's their problem...

Mtcheew.....That's their problem...my problem is that the country is so hard right now...yet you peeps still breed like Rabbits? Four peeps l know too well welcomed a baby each just this last week for God's sake One of the guys was even lamenting to us that he didn't even have money to buy Akamu for his wife's and two older kids' breakfast talkmore of baby milk for the new baby! Abeg make una just take am easy na...Yes...fvck is sweet...but family planning is free abeg!!! After it you can then fvck yourselves to death...come to even think of it...is bringing an innocent baby into this hell of a country to suffer with you not even sheer wickedness!!! Just suffer alone and die alone abeg!!!

Gloria042:
Na man you be

Hello Gloria you emailed me but l can't check my mail...so please chat me up on 09029541178...

Interesting...More Sackings loading!!! We must all get sense by fire by force in this country!!! just like a drug addict that quits drug and is going through withdrawal symptoms...the harder the symptoms...the harder he/she will ever touch drugs again! So the harder the sufferings...the harder we will mumu again in 2027! He is from my village...he is from my tribe...So l will vote for him!!! Now that you've lost your job or ur bizness is going down the drain and you and your kids are hungry and starving...go and tell him to feed you na!!! Someone that doesn't even know you exist or care whether you starve to death sef!!!
Mtcheew...What nonsense!!!

simonhabby:
Divorce rate in Nigeria is 7 times that of South Africa is a lie

Nigeria and Canada have the same socio-economic profile another lie

don't email me bro... can't check my mails...chat me up on 09029541178 instead... Shalom

Intresting...But this story sounds like all those fictional stories we creative writers write for all those YouTube channels...but this is Nigeria...the country with the most wicked people on earth...where anything goes

Interesting...There's no denying the fact that we and these people are intertwined like brothers and sisters...Southies are even naturally cool people...just like my favorite cousin sis who's based here now but has a southy mom...very beautiful endowed and sweet girl...if she wasn't my cousin eh So you peeps should just stop all those childish online battles with them...we all the same!

Interesting...Almost eleven months now and lsraeli soldiers are still running around like headless rats inside Gaza's endless mesmerizing tunnels...those type that bring you right back to where you started from...looking for Yahya Sinwar and their hostages...so common sense can't even tell them that Sinwar isn't afraid of death one bit...the psychopath craves Matyrdom! He even made it very clear in the autobiography he wrote while inside lsreali jail..He just wants to press lsreali necks small and kill many more for lran before he signs out in a grand style like a Matyr!...as for lsreali hostages...those ones are mostly all dead buried and forgotten since!!! Is this how they will fight Hezbollah and lran upon say Gaza is just seven times the size of this our Onitsha city here...so what's going on there

Interesting... money that you will make you won't sleep well at all...is that one money? Any small sound at night you will jump up thinking it's EFCC... that's why they take cocktails of hard drugs at nights just to be able to sleep...Besides what's the difference between these people and armed robbers and kidnappers...ln the other thread of the two arrested Benue kidappers that was posted yesterday.... everyone was shouting "burn them alive"..."hang them" etc etc...but the same people will be praising and worshipping these Gee boys...while some of their victims commit suicide or die of shock and trauma!!! We Nigerians are all terrible people honestly speaking!!!

Interesting....l don't know if it's the hunger or what but Naija girls seem to be getting more useless by the day! Like one 22-year-old yellow pawpaw here that has been disturbing me to impregnate her!!!..l told her "over my dead body!"...this girl took it personal and started insulting me oo! Telling me that l don't even look like someone that can impregnate a girl!...l told her..."Is impregnating a girl now an achievement or what? So at 28 when my mates are building Estates and traveling around the world...Me l will be using impregnating a girl as an achievement" She just laughed and shut the Bleep up cus she know say the spirit in me strong pass her Ogbanje own...Dear men be careful...that gender no get joy these days...A word is enough for the wise!!!
Shalom!