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dharay99:

Yhu hear say e be like say dem dun shift our exam....

Shift bawo?

EColeJnr:
Thanks for your advice


But it's irrelevant

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EColeJnr:
Abeg... skedaddle

Thanks! I've learnt a new word today!

Scroll up, u have a new message!

EColeJnr:
Mr ITK... is uniben post ready or not?

Rhetorical question!
Answer it to yourself. thanks

Oga u rest na....why u just dey find my trouble?!

*modified*
You really don't want to see me do this...

OK, lemme try answering u

Take note of highlighted dates and keywords and look for them in the official message.

According to you...

The University of Benin (UNIBEN) POST-UTME Screening Exercise for 2016/2017 Academic Session will take place between 6th July to 22nd july in designated centres within Ugbowo Campus of the University.

According to Uniben...

The University of Benin (UNIBEN) ADMISSION Screening Exercise for 2016/2017 Academic Session will take place between 27th June, 2016 and 9th, July 2016 in designated centres within Ugbowo Campus of the University.

According to you...

Candidates should go back on-line on 3rd july 2016 to check for the Day, Venue and Time for their examination.

According to Uniben...

Candidates should go back on-line on 25th June, 2016 to check for the Day, Venue and Time for the Screening

According to you...

Application website closes by 30th june, 2016 (i.e.all applications must be concluded online not later than 30th June 2016.) Candidates who pay after the deadline will not sit for the examination.

According to uniben...

All applications should be done between 7.00am 14th June, 2016 and Midnight 22nd June, 2016.

Where did u find ur info from?

And like I rightly said, "The form would be out when Uniben says it would be out!" And that is what happened!

U sound like someone who is smart... I'll just beg you to start putting ur intellect to Positive use... And stop all these 'e-warlord' u're portraying all over Nairaland. E no dey help!

dharay99:

me just dey ther,
prefer reading & watching lately.

hw preparation
f0r ur courses dey qo?

Lol, that's weird!


Steady o Bros... I canor come and kill myself because of a Nigerian certificate!


I lost ya number o, if u fit message me on what'sapp...

This oga dey vex o

Samakus:
Imagine the broke girl talking about how the guy should have tried impressing her by buying tickets for her friends. In other words, the guy should have spent above his means in order to impress a girl. Fake life!

Well I'm glad that I have another of my kind out there. We don't give a hoot about impressing a girl by living a fake life or living above our means. If the girl doesn't like how it is, get the hell out.

That's why they will continue falling for guys living a fake life. But who cares? They are fish brains after all.


Just like Gulder advert will say, My guy,na man you be!

Ref himself! Dharay99
How far na?

SirDavico:
If I choose computer science as my first choice.... What courses can I chose as second choice to increase my chances of admission?

To the best of my knowledge, that column for second choice is there for fancy...

I remember calling my guy on phone without using the usual uniben tongue, by the time he discerned who was on the line he said - "idiot! So na me u dey speak English give... U no well!"

Omo I Laff tire that day

Cc Ksslib

Segipaul:
RobinHez
sup bro? Hw is everyfin? Lectures, studies, niteclass and the rest ?

Boss Paul... We thank God o! Uniben life no easy o... Imagine after all the jacking, dem postpone exam till further notice...

I don't just talk anyhow... I know my worth! And ur position or age will never deter me from saying what I know is true! Because I hate seeing people being mislead.



Excerpts from the SUG info.

And also in Reaction to the RUMOUR about the commencement of the REGISTRATION of UNIBEN POSTUME ,this is to bring to the GENERAL PUBLIC that UNIBEN POSTUME REGISTRATION has not started and that the management of university of Benin still remains mute as regards POSTUME in UNIBEN for 2016/2017 session.

Pprovost:
Lol.... But you are probably new around here (Uniben area) than I am (except you are in 500 level)

I definitely know what I'm saying about uniben's rumour.

But no p sha

Neophite or not... I've only said the truth!

I greet U

EColeJnr:
Bros... please.
I can see you quoted me initially, and you did so by indirectly referring to me as a Scammer..
I find it really offensive as I am also a Uniben aspirant.
[s] I'd kindly implore you to stop being childish and daft and man up... being a dunce will do you no good. [/s] Thanks!

As an aspirant, it'd be wise if u verify an info before publishing it!

Thanks for your time...

dejavu1234:
[s] This kid must be daft and childish... Must u open your mouth n let it run riot? [/s] Who is editing what? UNIBEN not updating the kofa page doesn't make the info false ... Learn how to talk son!

What makes it false then?

I also believe a 400-level chemical engineering student would know how to articulate his points without resorting to tantrums.

Page07:
You mean you've got compuyer based exam from 6 - 22 July ?

Till the 23rd actually!

Seeing that 200lvl students are also using the cbt method!

Did I just say Pume?

Well.. Maybe it's a prophecy Sha...

Pprovost:
Lol... That's true. But you know how Uniben matter dey always be now (Rumours come first). This rumour don dey thick o.

All my neighbours (students at various level in Uniben) are already talking about it

Baba... No reason all those things Jare! We experienced all these nonsense rumors during our time (everybody be claiming reliable source... )

Pume will be out, only when Uniben says it will be out .. For now chill! Read your books steadily... And try to Polish whatever skills you have before you gain admission, cuz ull be needing em' here!

EMMYLBANKS:
watin uniben sug president lauretta do 2day make me conclude say i must get money and power if not God go vex with me if i no make am

Wetin she do Bros?

IamLukas:
Bros,I greet U oh.

U are greeted too!

They will just copy previous years instructions and edit the dates...


Even the dates they put there... We have cbt based exams during that period, abi una Wan come drag computer with us?


I greet the house o!

These people and their ways....

Ayam not surprised though... It is a constant fact that they must appear in the group.. Yearly!

dejavu1234:
Check waeup page n UNIBEN main website from 12noon, 13th of June... But officially, the post utme is out..,

dejavu1234:
Be patient! Before 4pm, everything concerning the 2016 post utme will be updated on UNIBEN main website and the students' portal ( waeup page)....

Who is this dude?

EColeJnr:
[b]1>>The University of Benin (UNIBEN) POST-UTME Screening Exercise for 2016/2017 Academic Session will take place between 6th July to 22nd july in designated centres within Ugbowo Campus of the University. The Screening Exercise shall be conducted using the Computer Based Test (CBT) mode. All candidates are expected to be seated, latest one hour before the stipulated time for the screening exercise.
PLEASE NOTE: Only candidates who applied through JAMB for UTME Admission and chose University of Benin as First Choice and scored 200 and above are eligible for this Screening Exercise.
METHOD OF APPLICATION br />
All applications should be done between 7.00am 13th june 2016 and 7.00am 30th June 2016
The procedure for the 2016/2017 PUTME Entry Screening application is as follows br />
Visit www.uniben.edu
Candidates are advised to have a valid e-mail account before starting the application process.
Click on Student Portal
Click on Register for application. at the top left of the display page to proceed.
Enter your Surname exactly as written on the JAMB Registration slip and your JAMB Registration Number immediately, your ID and Password will be displayed on the browser.
On the https://uniben.waeup.org, click on ‘Login’ (top right of front page).
Enter your Username and the password to login.
To start the application process, please click on ‘Application record’, provide all required information and upload your passport photograph.
Upload a RECENT and CLEAR “1x1” COLOUR PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPH WITH RED BACKGROUND IN JPEG FORMAT ONLY. NOTE that the photograph uploaded will be the only valid ID for all admitted candidates throughout their stay in the University of Benin. FAILURE TO UPLOAD THE SPECIFIED PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPH WILL LEAD TO DISQUALIFICATION and failure/forfeitures of admission.
To pay for the Application, click on “Add online payment ticket” at the bottom of the page, then clickon “College Pay” on the top left corner of the page, follow the instruction to pay the application feeof N 2,000 0; (The fee excludes other charges),the PUTME past questions forN1,000 0 (optional); excludingInterswitch and Portal Services charges with an ATM-Enabled Verve or Master Card from any Commercial Bank.
A link is displayed “Download past questions to practice.
Preview and confirm your information before submitting your application online. (No correction will be accepted after the closing date).
Print out an acknowledgement slip that contains the screening schedule.
The Grouping of Courses for Screening
Candidates should go back on-line on 3rd july 2016to check for the Day, Venue and Time for their examination.
NOTE that GSM phones and calculators are NOT allowed.
Application website closes by 30th june, 2016(i.e.all applications must be concluded online not later than 30th June 2016.) Candidates who pay after the deadline will not sit for the examination.
Closing Date br />
Application Closes at Midnight on 30th June 2016.
Signed
Mrs. A. O. Oshodin
Registrar[/b]

CC JY01 Geofavor KPhantom Rexyblaze IamLukas Amulet etc

# checks faculty#
I am not surprised!

Yezzy:
Is it just me or its really dat discovered dat presidential meal and cash isn't directly proportionate to increment in d mammary gland. Shoo dat boobs jst glue lik sey God forgot to mould dat part.

Receive sense!

What shall it profit a lady to have the biggest bobs in the world...without intellect?!

If this girl was in Uniben...I'd be shelled out!

doyinisaac:
Haba is that why u are pouring spit on your body?? correct a fool he will get violent....correct a wise man he will say thank you...

See finishing!

Who she help?

Penalty: to be flogged naked with the kinda whips used on Jesus
Location: the main auditorium of UniIlorin

Any addition my lord? subsequent withdrawal of his certificates!



Couurrrtt!!

I believe - Frankie Laine (1953)

Everybody Sha want to prove that they know something online! Trojan horse ko, spartan Donkey ni!

greatnaija01:
Virus or refurbished phone..... The solution is factory reset

Obviously, u've never used a smartphone before...

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