wtf

they have unattractive handwritings

Nice one

sweet food

Time for this game to go on, it is very interesting

Nooooooo
I was tired of seeing some status like :pooing thinxz on ma likkle mind, toilet rollz............99% loading, team $WÃGZ, ama b fly lyk poo

FTC
and they said it wasn't possible in this buharinomics time.
shout out to Mr Mosquito for giving me this opportunity

ok

Wow, that's awesome
Meanwhile I'm here like........

Here are some weird questions, comment a funny answer....

1) If you work as a security guard in a Samsung store, can you be called the guardian of the galaxy??

2) Can you die in a living room?

3) Is the fruit "Orange" called orange cause it's orange in color or the color "Orange" is called orange cause of the fruit named Orange??

4) Is a group of squids called a squad?

5) If cats are afraid of water, why does kitty kat get wet?

6) If only God can judge why do we go to court??

7) If you get out of the shower clean, how does our towel get dirty?

Do you think sand is called sand because it's between Sea and land (beach)??

9) if life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make it fair??

10) If God sneezes, who blesses him?

11) If I try to fail and I succeed, which one did I do?

12) Why is there a "d" in fridge, but not in refrigerator?


Feel free to add yours........

reserved

.com is preferable, c'mon who has the time to put .com.ng

Ogbonnaya Onu, the minister of science and technology, says Nigeria will start producing its own pencils in another two years, as part of a wholesale production-sector revamp to be witnessed in the regime of President Muhammadu Buhari.Speaking in an interview withDaily Trust,Onu expressed assurance that the plan would have a “meaningful impact” on the economy, because the wide aim of the ministry is to “commercialise developedideas and research findings to principal levels”.He dismissed questions over the importance of pencil production, saying Nigerians would be amazed at the multiplier effects, which will include the creation of at least 400,00 jobs.“Yes, I have heard questions on why pencils. We chose pencils to symbolize the problems that we have and our commitment to local production,” he said.“To produce pencils, we need wood, graphite, rubber for the eraser and possibly, we will need aluminium to hold the rubber in place. Then, we may need paint to give it colour. But even if we don’t add paint or rubber, already we have a pencil and it will write.“Now, we have all the things to produce a pencil, which is used by a large number of people from our young pupils to engineers, and it looks simple to produce, yet we have not been able to produce it. That is why we talked about producing pencils.“We have asked PRODA (the Projects Development Agency) to ensure Nigeria starts producing pencils in two years. It is actually not PRODA’s mandate to produce the pencils. No. PRODA is just to do the holistic research on pencil production in Nigeria. Somebody can start producing pencils here and will still be importing the wood, the graphite, the rubber, bringing in everything. No, that is not what we want.“We want PRODA to do research to make the production process totally local. We have to treat the graphite to conform to the required standard for good quality production. We also have to work on the type, quality and shape of the wood to be used. The local content will also be total. This is PRODA’s assignment.“When PRODA is through with its job, it is the private sector that will come in to do the production and we will see the benefits. When production of pencils begins, Nigerians will be amazed at the multiplier effects. It will create a minimum of 400,00 jobs. There will be the small-scale entrepreneurs that will do the beneficiation of the graphite, that is, prepare it for pencil production; there will be small-scale entrepreneurs that will prepare the rubber to be used as an eraser for pencils; and there will also be small-scale entrepreneurs that will also prepare the wood for the appropriate use. Can we imagine creating jobs for 100,000 people. The results will be amazing!”He expressed worry that Nigeria has no single pencil-producing factory, despite the ease of required technology.“PRODA has confirmed that there is not a single pencil-producing factory in Nigeria and even in West Africa. This is why we are worried. We know this is a technology we can easily handle. Beyond that, the number of jobs we will create in starting pencil production is very encouraging. It will also be good for the image of the nation,” he said.“The pencil-production idea will make meaningful impact on the economy. It will certainly do. The wide aim of the ministry is to commercialise ideas, research findings, etc that we have developed to principal levels. And there are so many of them.“We are working with the organized private sector. The National Association of Small-Scale Industrialists and the Nigerian Economic Summit Group had visited us here; they had never done that until now. We are making them understand we have taken a big risk off them by doing research and development and clearing the pitfalls, sotheirs is to come in and invest“The FIIRO (Federal Institute of Industrial Research) alone has developed more than 250 research studies up to the point of commercialization. And in incubation, we have an agency in charge that has done up to 1000 products. I have many of the products myself, and these are things we use on daily basis. Our major task now is to get these products into the market, but if they are not commercialised, and maintained, how can people know they exist? We can then start creating jobs. Government will also start earning revenues from the taxes these producers will pay to government to do many things.”Onu also spoke on his recent visits to China and Indonesia for partnerships towards developing Nigeria’s science and technology sector, especially in local production.He described the visits as a success, saying many of the agreementsthat were “reached” would boost local production. He also expressed optimism that Nigeria will be Africa’s technology hub by 2026.

Source:https://www.thecable.ng/nigeria-will-start-producing-its-own-pencils-by-2018-says-science-and-technology-minister?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C5177177921

englishmart:
the end is near. They should all give their lives to Christmas

*pitches tent*

I dey piry am, she come when sun dey vex.
make she no go collapse for stage ooo...abegg make person tell am make she remove sweater abi she no dey feel the heat

kilode100:
I am not buying that "mistakingly" biko...


They all look pleased.

1 Vs 16 you wan kill the pikin

lalasticlala please help my ministry

A 15-year-old boy has ‘mistakenly’ impregnated 16 teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 17 after a pool party went awry.
The boy according to reports by Tallahassee Herald in Florida, United States, the 15-year-old boy who was said to have a ‘highly potent sperm’ ejaculated in the pool without warning his mates. And reports say that this ended up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration. When the birthday celebrant, Daliah Jennings, was questioned, she said:“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day. It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get”she said, looking visibly relieved of not getting pregnant. Some of the girls at the party standing on the fact that they did not have sex at the party, the 15-year-old boy said:“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild sex orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes. I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!”he said, looking sincere. The doctor, who connected all the pregnancy to one cause, Dr. John Suzukima, said:“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man. This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory. While about 14 of the girls are up for abortion, 2 of the impregnated girls will be keeping the babies due to religious beliefs.

*runs away from thread whilst dodging abuses*

cc lalasticlala, do the needful

Jimmy Choo - Fetty WAP
RGF Island - Fetty WAP
Again - Fetty WAP
that guy is just tooo much, like if you agree

Viktor1983:


My prayer wasn't answered.
I'm used to dual SIM phones now.
The priv is too expensive.
with less than 50 k, you will enjoy amazing devices from
ulephone , bluboo , infinix, meizu , umi, qing cong.
my eyes don open , the Chinese are my best friends now.

ikr those Xiaomi guys are bursting my heaf

am I the only one seeing a nipple in the middle of her gown

its not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog

Viktor1983:



I dumped my blackberry for a droid because of blackberry's lack of apps.I was missing out on a lot of utility apps.
I was also tired of carrying two phones , the droids have the dual Sim option.
The android is comes with a lot of malware and is not secure.
Imagine trying to update my MasterCard detail s to my google account so that I can get to buy premium apps and I end up receiving 2 emails from scammers about furnishing them with my card details.
its scary.
This is one reason why I'll never keep more than 10k in any of my accounts that is card/online banking enabled.
Eating with d'evil require using a long fork.
If Blackberry can create a device running on the android os and still make it secure, I won't think twice going back to BB

*fast forward to 2016*
BlackBerry Priv
welcome to the future FAM, your wish has been answered

Mrchippychappy:



Guy you be big mumu o, Use this compass to point out the North, South, East and West in that map of Africa you placed up there and then tell me if you still think Nigeria is in North Africa. The most we could say is Nigeria is located in Central Africa and even then you would be wrong to some extent but saying Nigeria is in North Africa, is this another one of your Usman Danfodio agenda?

[img]http://1.bp..com/-0na65G4PvBE/U_-xq3GZQqI/AAAAAAAAHG0/OvClI5MoUWE/s1600/compass_rose_by_draconicparagon-d6rjgqi.png[/img]

Bro, cool down, he specifically stated "geographically" meaning he's looking at it from the location of the equator. Africa is divided into 2 parts "geographically", and 4 parts " politically".So geographically Nigeria is in the northern half of Africa

Mrchippychappy:



Guy you be big mumu o, Use this compass to point out the North, South, East and West in that map of Africa you placed up there and then tell me if you still think Nigeria is in North Africa. The most we could say is Nigeria is located in Central Africa and even then you would be wrong to some extent but saying Nigeria is in North Africa, is this another one of your Usman Danfodio agenda?

[img]http://1.bp..com/-0na65G4PvBE/U_-xq3GZQqI/AAAAAAAAHG0/OvClI5MoUWE/s1600/compass_rose_by_draconicparagon-d6rjgqi.png[/img]

Bro, cool down, he specifically stated "geographically" meaning he's looking at it from the location of the equator. Africa is divided into 2 parts "geographically", and 4 parts " politically".So geographically Nigeria is in the northern half of Africa

OP are you sure that's CNN.com, cause that doesn't look like their color layout please let's see the top page of the site you used as example CNN layout looks something like this Please get your facts right before defacing a respectable media house