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haba,nobody?

Y OP dey disturb himself? Let the girls marry and post this 5 years later. experience is the best teacher.

Na so I watch one film wey d Naija woman marry Oyinbo. She bring girl from village to do house help for UK.

As the girl sabi cook, clean house and other housework, Oyibo sef come dey eye her say the woman is hardworking and makes him feel like a king at home. The rest is history. . .

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He said the company has been making losses for some time, adding that the deal is aimed at restructuring the company.



When truly was the last time you had a bottle of 7-Up?

7up owns Pepsi, Mirinda and Limca I think

Nigerians can be wicked to each other. Typical 9ja. Already saw some rush for petrol two days ago .I come dey think say na jazz na in I con remember say Dec 1 na holiday. three weeks later na xmas. Always during holidays na im dey go wan punish us. nonsense. wickedness

Who watches with me?


Rossio was always on black and it looked like it had taken over her senses. When she started wearing different colors, she started acting nicely with her family and broke up with her guy.


Nascinto is an encyclopedia. Too smart for his age.

Fercundo's family is one to emulate - they eat together, support each other etc.

I hate telenovelas but I must admit that I have been fooled into love with this show. It's not just the typical love story but has lessons for family, business and all that.

Fercundoooooo

pasqal09:
Hope you know even if the show is rated 18+, parents of the children the adverts are targeted at are also 18+.

Besides, it's the parents that buy indomie for their kids.

Ok na. Na parents buy indomie kwa


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_OIxuKr2D4

Guy wetin be your own na

U wan make Senate probe the purchase of equipment for NTA?

That microphone old pass plenty nairalanders. respect

I never understood what Gotv Max was until November arrived. Last month, I noticed Gotv had brought back Sony Max, CBS Reality, FOX and SS4 to the Gotv Plus package. For my mind, I dey smile because that's the power of competition from TSTV.

Na so dis month enter, I come dey see say I no fit view dem deze stations. Cos why? Gotv say make I pay extra 1,900 to access these stations in what they call GOTV MAX. Say who die.

Sony Max and CBS had always been in gotv plus before until they brought one fraudulent means of removing them and asking us to watch two foolish channels (Zee movies and Viasat) 3 if we pay 3 months kakaraka.

Multichoice no serious at all. Make dem carry dis stations dem enter Atlantic ocean. If dem no careful, dem go lose out as starttimes sef don dey do some small adjustments.


Lalasticlala

http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/01/cnn-cant-crack-top-10-in-cable-news-ratings/

For Americans, N.America is where the world starts from

For SA, let's see:
http://m.channel24.co.za/channel24/TV/News/gupta-news-channel-slides-as-enca-rise-20160412

I have more data to post but facing the topic, these guys deliberately chose a name that sounds close to their competition - TSTV.

LasGidiOwner:
CNN is the worlds's NUMBER ONE news channel. It is also the most watched news channel in the world. You can take it to the bank.

What are the numbers for Nigeria? I have traveled round Nigeria and visited different offices - aside Lagos , I don't know what other city it is popular in. In the north, CNN isn't popular, All Jazeera is. In some corporate offices, they would rather watch CNBC Africa or other business station. In government parastatals, LTV, KTV, ABS, NTA etc reign.
At eateries, they have yanked Channel O for Naija stations.



In the past, maybe but now where setup boxes are aplenty and people are being conscious of political ideologies and the likes, no be am

LasGidiOwner:
Without CNN it is ready fvcked.

I strongly disagree with you. CNN is not popular beyond Abuja. Even in the south , you'll see them watching ITV instead of CNN. When did CNN become a yardstick for being okay?

The one that annoys me is the National Theater. it's looking fine here but so dirty if you view it from Eko Bridge. You see open defacation and even the small replica building beside the theater looks like a shanty

NwaAmaikpe:


Theory is always different from practice in Nigeria oooooo


You didn't also include bribes/tips?
Nobody goes to FRSC licence office without that.

I did my own last year and DID NOT PAY A DIME. Are you writing this from experience or theory?

Is this some kind of Airforce1 joke?

mystmoze:
dat means u have stop knowing banky....he is not only brand ambassador... he is currently a share holder with Samsung Mobile wing

Really? Give me details about the shareholding bit please

Is Banky W stylishly advertising Samsung products? I know he was once a product ambassador

PaulKillerman:
. Have u heard of the lock and key principle ?
A key that opens every lock is called a "Master key" ; but a lock opened by every key is a useless lock...

My dear sister ; it is a man's world ; trying to reassert your feminist doctrine will do u no good, as u shall only find urself rigmarole a lost cause...

My 1 cent...

I disagree with this. It's a foolish man's world to use his keys to open any kind of doors. You better know that some keys can get damaged when they open certain doors. In addition, master keys are designed to open specific form of doors, they can't open all.

I hope young guys don't go about justifying their irresponsible behaviour with this analogy of yours. I say this with all sense of responsibility and experience of men who do this - I got a classic key, it doesn't open every kind of doors even when it knows it has the power to do so. With power comes responsibility, key responsibly! My 2 naira

ChangeIsCostant:
A Nigerian groom identified as Adeleke showed how "romantic" he is as he kissed his bride, Orimolade Yewande with all seriousness at their wedding ceremony. The kiss appeared to be captivating that even the guests were left surprised.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/see-how-this-groom-kissed-his-bride-at.html

This report is beyond me, this is just ridiculous. What do you mean by 'seriousness'? If you want to publish images of the wedding, fine but don't insult our sensibilities with this kind of description

Is this a bow wow challenge?

These pipu sha, na dem dey bear Moon and Sun for dem names

Section 148 states that

148.

(1) The President may, in his discretion, assign to the Vice-President or any Minister of the Government of the Federation responsibility for any business of the Government of the Federation, including the administration of any department of government.
(2) The President shall hold regular meetings with the Vice-President and all the Ministers of the Government of the Federation for the purposes of -
(a) determining the general direction of domestic and foreign policies of the Government of the Federation;
(b) co-ordinating the activities of the President, the Vice-President and the Ministers of the Government of the Federation in the discharge of their executive responsibilities; and

(c) advising the President generally in discharge of his executive functions other than those functions with respect to which he is required by this Constitution to seek the advice or act on the recommendation of any other person or body

Saraki know wetin him dey do when he do this:
“I think it is a very clear issue and what we should be guided by is the constitution and I think that it is clear, the letter has referred to the constitution and there’s no ambiguity in the constitution."

All the thing wey dem don talk and do for this picture before PMB travel comot on Sunday pass handover

https://cdn1.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/BUHARI.png

OP

Abeg, can u pls post the link to the IG page where you took this from? Thanks

Johnnyessence:
thanks for your reply. I will work on it. I don't think I will lodge in the hotel on friday ahead of the saturday exam. I have make some enquiries about the saturday environmental sanitation.

What sanitation? Does IB restrict movement? British Council will not make a Saturday available of there was sanitation on that day

[quote author=Johnnyessence post=56274868]my fellow brothers and sisters in the house,please i need the direction of this address in Ibadan. i need it fast . am coming from osogbo. please kindly guide me on the nearest bustop in Ibadan that's not far to the center.this is the address:
1. Check-Inn Hotels, 1 Check-Inn Close, Behind Zain Head Office, Off Secretariat/U.I Road, Bodija, Ibadan, Oyo State. thank you.
2. Mauve 21 Events Center, MKO Abiola Way (Ring Road) Ibadan,Oyo State.[/quote

Ring Road is a bus stop. Use any hotel around there - you can use those opposite shoprite as it is not far from the Mauve Center. The Sdoprite area to Check Inn is about 200 box via bike and lesser if you board cab

Looks like her hand wants to give him a slap. . .

LastMumu:
By bombing people and sliting throats of those who we think their dressing does not conform with the tenets of Islam? Christians could even have their own Sharia court to look into such matters. What do you think?

Are you trying to live up to your moniker? Everyone knows what he means there. Just let some things slide

Just a simple question to experts in the House. What was the sense of Indomie sponsoring Big Brother Naija, a show rated 18 years and above and their adverts were targeted at children below that age What point were they trying to make?