₦airaland Forum

@lola4eva
i dey o!!! how bodi? i been think say na only my crazee self dey get those freaky mood swings. my own na die. havent had one in a while, wont mind having one now sef. take care peeps.

@all
one love fellow cancerians

iceblue:
i think genny's pretty, but she just looks stoned in this pic, not sexy

yep i agree. like someone who just emptied a monster pipe of hashish.

@efuah
no guy likes to wait around you know! besides your husband. . .

NaJa HaJe:
@poster

smack her with a wet fish and when you've gotten her attention say. . . . . . . . . . . baby, would you like me to de-scale you?

ROFLMFAO

damn right you have!!! and perhaps a hot slap to go with it. crazee humour sweet, absolutely crazeee!!! its fakin supa!

_{i still dey laff sha. . .}

@saucekid
i feel ya bro. a lil bit of side attractions never really hurt anyone shey? as long as e no pass side attraction_{please dont tell sylvex i said this o, make i no for lose her}

@bblak
how bodi? hope u had fun yesterday. we go dey yarn later. u want gist of how me and madam spent yesterday?_{noooo i no go talk! i dont kiss and tell}

@ifyalways
babe werrin dey? u scarce o! who come capture you like white man wey dey carry slaves from africa wey no let us see ya brake lite? neways, how bodi? where d cake wey them carry come for you with the chocolates? remember say na we be ya landed family o! so na we go chop from am first come give d guy blessing. council o elders dey wait _{saucekid, niceuzor and zignor; no be so e suppose be?}

@sylvex
honey, how r u this mornin? hope you're good. make i yarn dem as we spend yesterday or make we copyright am sell give chico ejiro to take relaunch himself into Nollywood [s](abi na nollybamboo dem dey call am sef?)[/s]

@all
una still get valentine hangover? keep enjoying.

stillwater:
hmmmmh, it's hot in here

^{singing. . .}so take of all your clothes. . .

more! please more!!!! dont stop now!!!_{dont worry, i'm not cumming. . .}

hey gamine and chacal stay on the issue. if una get issues make una go start am for anoda thread no take am distract us for here o!

why cant the girl make the first move? na only mumu mumu guy go see her as less of a person because she tell am say she like am. someone like. . . make i no call him name.

@almondjoy
my nurrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy lirrrrrrrrrrle friend. you never cease to inspire me. i too feel you die! na you be my celtel o!

wow! pele ehn! omo daadaa. i feel you sha but

leave it to GOD dearie. but please what i'll advise you is do not under any circumstances bury yourself in your work. it won't make it any better. i speak from experience.

e go better.

Bizl4Rizl:
Load of HOGWASH !!!

Kissing tutorials my a$$ - u either know how to kiss or not! Period!

aproko!!! wetin be ya own? na you i dey ask for tutorial? beta people like iice and babycool and lamidebaby no talk, you come open that ya stinking mouth wey be like sagamu-benin expressway in a state of absolute disrepair to come dey yarn dust! yuou better go and buy some daily need toothpaste_{remember the advert back in the eighties?} and do it or else no wants to even think of doing it with you.

ode oshi, idiot, omugo, oponu, omo-to-yi-o-gbon; eni tá na'wo le lori to tun ra chalk. wooo, no let me finish you for here o! just take ya time.

i still need the tutorials o!!!

any willing tutors?

snugle:
Wen GOOD SHIT Happens, (for those who have vals)
we drink to celebrate it,

Wen BAD SHIT happens (for those who broke up before val)
we drink to forget it

but when NOTHING happens (for US who aint gat vals)
we Drink,
TO MAKE SHIT HAPPEN!!!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ALL

well said sistah girl! you hit the nail on the head.

Happy valentines day peeps!

yeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

i need tutorials o!!! any available lecturers?

^{singing. . .}love is all that matters, love is all we need

so what's the fuss about?

hmmm

almongdjoy? horus?

i smell a war coming on_{grabs a chair and waits to see what happens. . .maybe i should get some fizzy drink and popcorn too}

crazy girl, crazy!!!

but i like it. big ups sis.

@ifyalways
wetin you think say do me? like the song goes: nothing do me. your broda dey kampe even pass obj! na work wan been kill my poor head. if not for you know who i for don die.

@bblak, ifyalways, sauce, seun001
happy vals day to y'all. make una have fun with the one you love. . .

@sylvex
never worry sweetheart. you know say our own na special. watch ya mail box.

lust? love? you know what you feel don't you?

but i think perfection has to have a mix of both.

@poster
i have a better idea. give up your job and follow your ex all the way to Ghana. its better dont you think?

@ifyalways & bblak
whata gwan ladies? make una no mind me o!!! its been hellishg in the last few weeks since i got back as there's been new challenges at work. so i have to rush to keep up with it. saddening. but una still dey my mind o! keep keeping it real.

@sylvex
love of my life, how body? i've missed you too sweetheart; like crazy! what are we gonna be doing this week on thursday? hit me up on messenger or send me an email. the address is the same as my YIM. yahoo us that is. look to hear from you hon.

@all
keep on enjoying una statuses.

no yawa. just draw up roster and allocate schedule to all of them. Then start to dey cram am from now till wednesday. so by thursday u go just master the thing sharp sharp. magana yakare.

u mean you still dont know what she wants? bros na wah for you o! if i say make i talk, na abuse i go take baff you. make i just hold my peace before heaven go fall. . .

d girl dey find mugu wey go spen awoof valeentine money on her. dis naija girls sef!!!

ThoniaSlim:
Person dey find awoof.

Please is 070, the new Nigerian code?

to help you out thoniaslim, 0702xxxxxxx is SIM-enabled CDMA networks in Nigeria which Starcomms, Reltel and Multilinks are already selling. u can use it in any part of Nigeria where they have coverage.

as for the poster, i no be woman so i no fit answer or holla you. i wish you all the best sha.

sylvex:
dearie I'm here - waiting for u oooo

^{runs in out of breath and panting heavily,} sweetheart i'm here now! thank God i found you.