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Lol@ Firestar writing in tongues.

Great hands right there, centje. Keep up the good work.

Yeah, ropes to hang you!
Anyways, you try sha...small. But Go now jare. I'm a new born now and these acts are supposed to be of the far past. I forgive you today and yesss, you may start feeling like a winner now. Hmmmph. Go on, it's ok really.
Berra not lemme catch you feeling fly on NL again though, when cloaked in vagueness or...tsk tsk, body go tellll you. Na left index finger, I take de warn you so oo.

Lerra things jor.

Hahaaha! Yeah, I need a room to biatch-slap this new friend learner of mine!

Ooh, someone has got jokes. Me likey.
Just leave the illusions, and do it already. I'll try to withstand the pressure, and not fall into the deeeep coma that can be caused by the full force of that boring and sleep-inducing face, you must have. Atlantic ko, antarctica ni.

Hahaha. Sneaky, aren't we? Actually, it didn't do the real me any justice at all. . I dare you to put yours up...if the camera can take the pressure!

All join for laffs, kolo.
How many times will you edit the above post na? Fear Fear

Of cos, we want to be talked to!
They're environmentally conscious, so always approach them in less- crowded places. I'm not saying that you should scare them now, like follow them into the ladies' or any weird stuff like that, no. Just understand that they're always excessively concerned about what all the other people think of them...when they are present.
They're likely to only open up and tell you bits about themselves, when you're telling them about you. So of cos, you should do more of the talking, and not ask too many questions. Most likely, they will either reply to the things you said or make a comment about it.
Most of the time, we like to laugh. So keep the conversation light and funny, and don't stare too hard and long. Give us lil breaks to hide our faces, so we can smile in comfort at your jokes.
Lol. Oh, scrap that! Should you?
Anyways, in all, just be friendly in a subtler way, than when dealing with the not-so-shy type.

Disclaimer: I've long outgrown my shyness...only, I still can't let myself go in the music and dance like "never before" in public.

@Topic: it doesn't always translate to fake love, either.

Orikinla: Ozone is too rowdy and their restaurant is not classy.
It is okay for children and secondary school teens though.

Hilarious indeed! Coming from someone who mentioned Whispering palm.

nitlad: Only dweebs blind-bats of your ilk get hood-winked by pictures!

...this only means that blind bats of a different ilk, do not get hood-winked by pictures. Meaning that irrespective of the fact that they do not get hoodwinked, they are still what they are - blind bats.....Which further translates to - every entity that does not get hoodwinked by pictures, is infact, a blind bat. Meaning, since you and I do not get hoodwinked by pictures, however, we are still what we are...blindbats!

I might add Blow me one last kiss- Pink.

Every new dawn brings more beauty her way. Ini Benjamin Button.

Hi Khukhi, it's been a while.

Woman, man, dog..Smoking disgusts...

For real? I mean, is Valentine's like a holiday in Nigeria, now?

Awww, we don't wait for days that have names before we go on our gifting sprees. . So there's the possibility that I may even get nothing. Funny.

gprincess1: @Op,I fink jewellery(pearl necklace,bracelets,pendant) 4 guyz-(chain,cufflinks,wrist watch,locket) aint a bahd idea also

Cool. Apparently, gift ideas for guys are pretty regular stuff..irrespective of what you're celebrating. Throw in a T-shirt, and you're a winner.

^^Hehe.
Men are ever soo quick to deny being romantics na, abi? Now that it's time for gifts, you lot want to have change of hearts...

Usermane...some verrrrry sane man, you are. Tell me, how can a person like you get disrespected now, with such polished mentality?

Why skip Dare's million millionsss event?

Tsk!

Plarp: Equating an abusive husband to traditional women is a logically fallacy. An evil man is going to be an evil man, it doesn't matter how the woman acts.

How wonderful of you to counter your own view.

Comedy Goes To Church

Description

Come let's laff in a Godly tone. Godly tone. Its the birth of a new Era an experience like never before!

Date: February 24th, 2013.
Time: 4:00PM
Venue: The Victory Dome, Davids Christian Center - Amuwo Odofin, Lagos.
Fee: Regular N1,000, VIP N3,000, Table for 8 - N50,000.
Enquiries: BB Pin-32369E3A
Contact Number: 08022476330 08067010127

“ADOPT AN IDEA” Fundraising Gala

Description

Eight young innovators will present their unique ideas to you and others like you who are truly committed to Africa’s development. It is our hope that you will be able to adopt one or two of these ideas to ensure that these young people’s visions are implemented. 
Africa has recently established itself as the new global investment hub and is experiencing unprecedented growth that will continue for years to come.  With more young people in its
population than any other continent, Africa’s inability to effectively incorporate the economic participation of its youth poses immense social challenges.  It has been recognized that encouraging entrepreneurship and a culture of self-sustenance amongst African youth is the strongest weapon in the battle against rising youth unemployment rates.

At YALDA, we also believe in harnessing the potential of Africa’s youth.  All over Africa young minds are brimming with solutions to the continent’s most pressing issues, and it is essential that we give these youth the avenues and resources to successfully bring these ideas to fruition in their respective countries and communities. In partnership with Lagos Business School, we hosted the YALDA 2012 Conference themed “Innovation and Creativity for a Better Africa: Implementing your Dreams!” from the 4th -7th October to address these very unique issues with international media coverage from both CNN and Voice of America.  But we believe we can do more.
YALDA welcomes your support of their work helping young Africans take charge and contribute to Africa’s development.  We have reserved seating for one (1) table of ten (10)—a great way to include your sales staff and top clients to showcase your company’s strong support of youth development in Africa.  You will also gain access to over 300 potential customers and suppliers during the event.

Date: 23rd February, 2013
Time:
Venue: The Newly Renovated Lagoon, Lagos
Fee:
Tables/Tickets:
Chairman/Chairperson (VVIP) Tables: N1,000,000.
These exclusive and prestigious tables are very limited in number. They are located in the premiere section of the venue with exclusive
VVIP treatment, waiter service, complete bar menu and the best view of the stage.

CEO (VIP) Tables: N750,000.
Prime location behind Chairman tables, Menu with waiter service, standard bar menu.

Manager Tables: N500,000.
Middle of Hall, Buffet,Wine, beer, sodas and spirits
on some tables.

Supporters Tables: N400,000.
Standard seating, Buffet, Wine, beer and sodas.

Individual Tables: N50,000.

Please see contact at www.conference@yaldafrica.org

African Artists Foundation presents Line.Sign.Symbol

Description

You are cordially invited to the solo exhibition of Uche Uzorka tagged Line.Sign.Symbol. Uche Uzorka is a graduate of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka. He majored in painting.

Date: 22nd -23rd February, 2013.
Time: 7:00PM
Venue: African Artists Foundation (AAF) HQ, 54 Raymond Njoku Street, Ikoyi, Lagos.
Fee: N/A

Innovative Funding of the Water Sector in Nigeria

Description

The Summit will be hosted by the President, Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, His Excellency, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, GCFR as the Chief Convener on 18th and 19th February, 2013 at the Banquet Hall of the Presidential Villa, State House, Abuja, Nigeria. 

The 2-day Summit is expected to be attended by high profile guests including the Senegalese President, Former Presidents of Nigeria and Ghana, Prime Minister of Egypt, Nigeria's Vice President, Senate President, Speaker of the House of Representatives, all the 36 State Governors, Africa Ministers’ Council on Water President, Honourable Ministers,  Distinguished Senators, Honourable Members of the House of Representatives, Association of Local Government of Nigeria Chairman, Captains of Industry, Head of International Organizations and key sector practitioners.

Date:18th - 19th February, 2013
Time
Venue: Banquet Hall, Presidential Villa, Abuja.
Fee: