I have never met a girl on a social network who looked as sexxxy as the pix she posted.. most girls post pix from 8 years back when they were still sexxxxy. the really sexxxy ones do not need any social network to get the guyz. hint hint

You get moved by pictures? Well why not ask for a video call if you so much love her? I mean how do you meet somebody you have never seen at all.
Well I cannot and pictures tell nothing about anybody.

Dont blame d girl dude. Blame d camera.

nitlad: Only dweebs blind-bats of your ilk get hood-winked by pictures!

...this only means that blind bats of a different ilk, do not get hood-winked by pictures. Meaning that irrespective of the fact that they do not get hoodwinked, they are still what they are - blind bats.....Which further translates to - every entity that does not get hoodwinked by pictures, is infact, a blind bat. Meaning, since you and I do not get hoodwinked by pictures, however, we are still what we are...blindbats!

Rocktation:

...this only means that blind bats of a different ilk, do not get hood-winked by pictures. Meaning that irrespective of the fact that they do not get hoodwinked, they are still what they are - blind bats.....Which further translates to - every entity that does not get hoodwinked by pictures, is infact, a blind bat. Meaning, since you and I do not get hoodwinked by pictures, however, we are still what we are...blindbats!

Haha! on top this matter
You get time gan ni o

Only dyslexic gibbons of your ilk analyse the way you just did!


Oya Akpors proceed on another analogy/tirade

All join for laffs, kolo.
How many times will you edit the above post na? Fear Fear

why gals just dey vex?d OP is very very correct

@op fine gals on social networks are already being taken only normal or ugly gals fall easly 4 piple like u. Traditional method is beta atlest u will be able see the gals beauty b4 making a move I think the op de cut liver to toast gal face 2 face dats why he prefer online dating

Rocktation: All join for laffs, kolo.
How many times will you edit the above post na? Fear Fear

Tah!
I killed my greatest fear with my bare hands!



Tell me, the pic attached to your interview on the interview thread is not flattering your looks is it

Hahaha. Sneaky, aren't we? Actually, it didn't do the real me any justice at all. . I dare you to put yours up...if the camera can take the pressure!

All of u are missing the point. The truth of the matter is that 99 percent of the ladies on social media are ugly, and that is why they are there in the first place. They can't secure an offline relationship except to come and deceive on social media. @ Op, forget about online relationships, u will always get the ugly, used and Naija used babes frm there. U want a beauty? Chase d ones u see on ur street daily.

lagerwhenindoubt: I have never met a girl on a social network who looked as sexxxy as the pix she posted.. most girls post pix from 8 years back when they were still sexxxxy. the really sexxxy ones do not need any social network to get the guyz. hint hint

On point.

Rocktation: Hahaha. Sneaky, aren't we? Actually, it didn't do the real me any justice at all. . I dare you to put yours up...if the camera can take the pressure!

Haha I hear you.

You sure about that

Question is, can you handle the pressure

Mine is the kinda +)?*#! inducing picture that will make you so flooded that the Atlantic Ocean will look like a mere stream in comparison to the situation my pic would create

Ooh, someone has got jokes. Me likey.
Just leave the illusions, and do it already. I'll try to withstand the pressure, and not fall into the deeeep coma that can be caused by the full force of that boring and sleep-inducing face, you must have. Atlantic ko, antarctica ni.

Pls get a room

Hahaaha! Yeah, I need a room to biatch-slap this new friend learner of mine!

Rocktation: Ooh, someone has got jokes. Me likey.
Just leave the illusions, and do it already. I'll try to withstand the pressure, and not fall into the deeeep coma that can be caused by the full force of that boring and sleep-inducing face, you must have. Atlantic ko, antarctica ni.

Aiit. just so we are clear about this, cos I don't want to be seen/accused to be/of taking advantage of you!
So if you really wanna get blown away by my hym3n shattering pics, type "GAME" and you will be taken to cloud 9!


Antarctica I have my own private Island on the Antarctica!

Caracta: Pls get a room

Obviously

Rocktation: Hahaaha! Yeah, I need a room to biatch-slap this new friend learner of mine!

Wow! Dominating Mistress! Me likey! I like being dominated!!!!

What should be our control word
I'm thinking ROPES

Yeah, ropes to hang you!
Anyways, you try sha...small. But Go now jare. I'm a new born now and these acts are supposed to be of the far past. I forgive you today and yesss, you may start feeling like a winner now. Hmmmph. Go on, it's ok really.
Berra not lemme catch you feeling fly on NL again though, when cloaked in vagueness or...tsk tsk, body go tellll you. Na left index finger, I take de warn you so oo.

Lerra things jor.

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I thought you said you could stand it
I knew you were going to cower in cos there was only one possible ending to this


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