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smithsydny:
Slapping is my hobby

lola024:
Hello every one, how are you doing today....Hope today wasn't stressful. Don't worry, you might be struggling today, but very soon, you will look back and all will be story. #Smiles

I stumbled on a news about a Guy that slapped his pastor during a wedding ceremony in Texas.

Reading the comment of the people about the news.....then someone said

"I can never slap my Pastor even if am offered $5million to do so"

Then I said to my self, let me ask my people on nairaland.....so the question is
Can You Slap Your Pastor For $5million


Be sincere......

www.moral24.com

BeeBeeOoh:
I've known this for ages, it has been part of me. Before I go to work in the morning, I drink 5 sachets of water(2 when I wake up immediately, 2 after doing my morning exercise & 1 on my way out). It is very good if you can cultivate such habit, it helps purify the blood also. I can't remember the last time I had headache nor buy medicine, though it is not all about water but God's grace. I drink close to 12/13 sachets of water everyday, but disadvantage about drinking too much water is that [b]"You Go Urinate Taya.



Drink 2ltrs of water everyday & flee from unnecessary sickness. I LOVE WATER..

EpicMaurice:
uhm.......maybe cos whenever one of us is caught abroad for drug trafficking y'all be shouting its the biafran ipod flat.heads doing what they know how to do best.
Now the flat.heads got a medal and they've become nigerians

EpicMaurice:
NCAN repoting live from abakaliki branch.

NAME: Esther onyema

REGION: South East

ACHIEVEMENT: gave us silver medal.

naija1stpikin:
na so journey to 14years holiday for kirikiri dey start

Jaymaxxy:
Thank God 3SC is out of relegation zone. The best deal 3SC can do next season is to retain coach Gbenga Ogunbote, Ajani Ibrahim, Ojukwu and Sunday Adetunji. We probably need to sign someone of Tope Orelope quality, the man Ifeanyi Ubah F.C signed from us. Also, we need young bloods in the field of play, not the likes of Cletus Itodo, Seun Akinyemi, etc.

Up shooting, up stars!

TrainingCEOs:
Omo kilo komi, on the beat suzan404 , on the mix julietcutie.... Ahhhhhh, yehhhhh

Saintdix:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/food-production-fg-employ-100000-graduates-extension-workers/

BABANGBALI:
Most of dem no hear wetin Mark dey take nose talk o,dem just dey laff like sey dem hear wetin him dey talk

shaddoww:
They should not be telling us rather they should be stopping them

Oluwabusobomi:
Nothing good can come out of this skull

ever811:
is this nose or ass?..she fit twerk with this nose..

otem4eartum:
Sorry it's not a movie. Try harder next time.

Question 1:

When did the sons of God exist with respect to the big bang? Before or after?

otem4eartum:
Read these and get prepared for questions from it.

BELLORUM
CHAPTER ONE

1. The age of the universe is unknown by no one because Reverad and it co-exists.

2. But the universe has no planet in it when it was formed.

3. And some billions of years away from now did Reverad make a bang to occur, which brought the planets and many other bodies to life.

4. The sons of God exists before the bang, because Reverad made them before any other thing.

5. Now the priests (sons of God) were instructed to make findings of all the things made by Reverad the God of the universe.

6. And they made their findings in different planets.

7. And seven sons of God made their findings on earth. Their names are Jehovah (Nymphidis), Chimides, Euchlydes, Eartum, Chaleb, Largas and Ephradite. But Murmoh,which could have been the eighth did no findings at all.

8. These were of great stature and broad visions. For they can see as large as a whole city at once.

9. And they have sights that can see things which were billions of times smaller than the smallest thing the eyes of the homos could see.

10. So also are their ears very sensitive.

11. Now Jehovah was he who began to create an atmosphere of evil, altering peace while himself was regarded as peace.

12. And his warring strength waxed stronger than that of all the sons of God. This strength did he get through his cleverness.

13. But the more clever he becomes, the less wise he also becomes.

14. And when his cleverness has grown to a huge height, his foolishness became highly conspicuous even among the homos which he has created. But he claimed that his foolishness is wiser than the wisdom of even all the other sons of God and the homos.

15. And Jehovah adopted a son whom he called his Only Begotten Son.

16. And in the land of Jehovah, the author of peace so-called, the greatest number of war was recorded and shall be also recorded in the next world to come. For war shall be a perpetual thing in the land of the god of peace.

17. And at the time of the great bang exists only one female whose name is Earthus. And the earth was named after her by the seven sons of God.

18. Now there arose a great fight among the sons of God over Earthus, the only female soul.

19. Jehovah got her and she was his wife until the time he gave her up to be the wives of all the other sons of God also.

20. This did Jehovah do to make every living soul think that he is an advocate of peace.

21. But when Earthus went with Eartum into the moon to play love therein, Jehovah stirred up the other sons of God to fight against them.

23. Now when they returned from the moon, Jehovah and the other sons of God sent Earthus away from the earth, whose dominion was given to her by Domino Reverad himself during the great bang.

24. But Eartum did not forsake Earthus. And he made her to dwell with him in the oceans.

25. Then a time came when the homos in the land of Murmoh began to have redness of eyes. And they blamed it on Eartum and Earthus who went to the moon and returned.

26. For they said, Eartum and Earthus brought the fire of the moon into our eyes.

27. Now they came after them to punish them and kill them.

28. And they found Earthus outside the ocean already in labour. Then Jehovah commanded his dragon to devour the son that would be born of Earthus for Eartum.

29. For Knoliud the knowledge of God had himself declared that Apollyon shall be the name of the unborn child who shall rule the world with a rod of iron, punishing the people of the land of Jehovah for a time, times and half a time.

30. And a time came that Jehovah went a-hunting for Earthus again, because in his first hunt, she escaped narrowly with her son by the help of Eartum.

31. Now Eartum and Earthus had returned to the ocean where they inhabited. And Jehovah went in a big ship made of gopher wood.

32. And they got Earthus but Eartum pulled her back with all his strength. Then was she dissected. Her waist down to her legs went apart from her torso and her hands.

33. And Jehovah hung the body of Earthus on a tree to kill her, but Eartum came for her and in a twinkling of an eye they had escaped to the moon.

34. Then after some years, Earthus and Eartum flew back into the ocean by night. And her torso landed into the body of a friendly fish, the phibioses.

35. And the head of the fish was ripped off by the momentum of the falling body of Eartum.

36. And the body of the fish cleaved to the body of Earthus. Thus did she have the tail of fish.

37. And after then, she reproduced, giving birth to children of her kind, having tails of fishes also if they were females.

38. But the males looked like their father, Eartum.

kettykin:
The city has already overtaken Enugu and Port Harcourt it should be primed to over take Johannesburg as the largest City in Africa and if Nigeria gets its bearing right then with investments from multinationals it can be primed to overtake cities like London and Tokyo.

Places like Eleyele, Bodija, Jericho can become mini cities within a mega city while the lagos ibadan expressway can be converted into the world longest boulevard with palm trees adjoining the sides and solar powered street lights to aid night driving

Okocha101:
https://www.thecable.ng/hurray-tomato-price-crashes-n25000-n800-per-basket

psucc:
Not only in the Niger Delta region but also South West.

I perceived the discovery of oil in Lagos also comes with the invasion of militancy.

If the foregoing holds true, therefore if oil is discovered in the Chad Basin, the North will have to cope with Boko Haram and militancy.

stigmond:
Ok. Hope they'll maintain it so well.

Mustack:
source or I don't believe.