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[quote author=patricy333 post=41390707]HEART TOUCHING STORY!!!
This one cuts deep inside,will make you cry..!!
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[size=23pt]The Love Story of a Unilag Babe and Bus Conductor[/size]

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Something interesting happened on my way to Oshodi this
morning. At the park this rough mean-looking conductor
also known as “agbero” in Yoruba was screaming for
passengers, his vernacular oscillating between Yoruba and
pidgin English.
“Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along with some
other passengers scuttled for seats. There was this beautiful
young lady who couldn’t throw caution and decorum to the
wind but waited patiently until the bus was almost filled.

Then she pleaded to sit by the agbero until somebody came
down then she would pay for a proper seat.
The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face, he hissed and
shouted to the driver to move that why didn’t she rush when
others were rushing. The girl started pleading in Yoruba and
clean ‘oyinbo’ english; “please, ejó, help me out sir, I know
you are a good man, never mind all this shout you have
been shouting (people burst into laughter). Let me sit by
your side please”.

Finally with much squeezing of face the agbero relented and
she sat beside him. It was a tight squeeze but she didn’t
complain but rather started praising the agbero.
He in turn started teasing her, speaking (and sometimes spitting by
mistake) into her face but the girl never looked away, she
never let the smile leave her face. He asked her where she
worked and she replied that she was a student in the
University of Lagos (UNILAG) studying accounting.

He teased her in Yoruba about her boyfriend and car (maybe asking
why her boyfriend didn’t drop her at her destination…she
laughed it off and continued to gist with the guy in Yoruba.

When she reached her junction the agbero alighted the bus
for her to come down. She did and paid her transport fare,
then the agbero told her to give him a peck on the cheek for
being so ‘gentlemanly’. At this point some of us became
indignant, haba! He had been teasing her since, he should
let her go. [/b]
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kpeme [quote author=patricy333 post=41390707]HEART TOUCHING STORY!!!
This one cuts deep inside,will make you cry..!!
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[size=23pt]The Love Story of a Unilag Babe and Bus Conductor[/size]

»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»

[b]
Something interesting happened on my way to Oshodi this
morning. At the park this rough mean-looking conductor
also known as “agbero” in Yoruba was screaming for
passengers, his vernacular oscillating between Yoruba and
pidgin English.
“Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along with some
other passengers scuttled for seats. There was this beautiful
young lady who couldn’t throw caution and decorum to the
wind but waited patiently until the bus was almost filled.

Then she pleaded to sit by the agbero until somebody came
down then she would pay for a proper seat.
The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face, he hissed and
shouted to the driver to move that why didn’t she rush when
others were rushing. The girl started pleading in Yoruba and
clean ‘oyinbo’ english; “please, ejó, help me out sir, I know
you are a good man, never mind all this shout you have
been shouting (people burst into laughter). Let me sit by
your side please”.

Finally with much squeezing of face the agbero relented and
she sat beside him. It was a tight squeeze but she didn’t
complain but rather started praising the agbero.
He in turn started teasing her, speaking (and sometimes spitting by
mistake) into her face but the girl never looked away, she
never let the smile leave her face. He asked her where she
worked and she replied that she was a student in the
University of Lagos (UNILAG) studying accounting.

He teased her in Yoruba about her boyfriend and car (maybe asking
why her boyfriend didn’t drop her at her destination…she
laughed it off and continued to gist with the guy in Yoruba.

When she reached her junction the agbero alighted the bus
for her to come down. She did and paid her transport fare,
then the agbero told her to give him a peck on the cheek for
being so ‘gentlemanly’. At this point some of us became
indignant, haba! He had been teasing her since, he should
let her go. [/b]
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kpeme

naija's own "Escobar"

1min more......Oscar bleeped Up.

Ekaka1:
Honestly, not just in this game .....we have enough poor players and I still wonder why muo brought him to the club...the guy does not even exist in games let alone fire!

all what he as done in this game so far is run round the pitch like an headless chicken.

goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
costa

Obipat:
Mourinho will be laffing. Chelsea problem don pass becareful

no he won't, he loves chelsea

this coach should take pedro out of this game asap!!!

I see this game ending 3-1 in favour of Chelsea.

some of this our politicians have the mentality of some nairalanders here,gov fayose is one of them.

we claiming all 3points today

in other news man u just lost again.

budusky05:
Who be Chelsea new coach again

na guus hiddink

sending her 2k card is not the problem here, but the stress loading it.

the booty shaker no even know wetin de happen for her back.

no source?

if its not nnpc will, its going to be nnpc to or nnpc proposes. when is it going to be nnpc as done that or this.

woman wey Capone die for her arms.
that your wife's friend spear headed the evil attack.

[quote author=DrGill post=41338362][/quote]whats this one saying

Ijaya123:
Who shot the video?

e no go pass Clarence Peters


Rip to the dead.

I don't even have a clue about the stuffs listed above, talk more of believing they were actually true

Sweetguy25:
Chidinma looks like a younger onyeka.

is she her mum?

korel9:
Are you APC or PDP?

oga lets give what belongs to Caesar to Caesar and God to God. leave politics wish someone happy xmas

funnynation:
Anyway, dis na only for niggaz wey never arrive.. I dey tell my guys, no dey rush woman.. Use the force wey u dey take dey find sumtin wey dey under skirt find money.. I swear u go hammer.. And u know say when u hammer, na woman go dey hustle ur number.. I remember first time wey i do my brief comedy for AIT, my former g.f started calling me again..
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When i was young, i decided to go to a
medical school
At the entrance exams, we were asked
to rearrange the alphabets
P N E I S to form the
Name of an important human body part
which is most useful when erect,
Those who answered S P I N E are doctors
today
the rest of us are on facebook/bbm/
twitter/today..
Guess what we spelt? #4rmMyMentor
#irep042 #irepnsukka #abujafinest #jan9
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FunnyNation comedian coming soon!
My signature...

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funnynation:
Anyway, dis na only for niggaz wey never arrive.. I dey tell my guys, no dey rush woman.. Use the force wey u dey take dey find sumtin wey dey under skirt find money.. I swear u go hammer.. And u know say when u hammer, na woman go dey hustle ur number.. I remember first time wey i do my brief comedy for AIT, my former g.f started calling me again..
.
.
When i was young, i decided to go to a
medical school
At the entrance exams, we were asked
to rearrange the alphabets
P N E I S to form the
Name of an important human body part
which is most useful when erect,
Those who answered S P I N E are doctors
today
the rest of us are on facebook/bbm/
twitter/today..
Guess what we spelt? #4rmMyMentor
#irep042 #irepnsukka #abujafinest #jan9
.
.
FunnyNation comedian coming soon!
My signature...

penis

Gej should be blamed for this.

irunooboo:
I slept with 26 guys totally this year it has been a wonderful year for me sexually and I thank God for giving me the opportunity and strength to explore several dicks and bedrooms in my search for a sexually compatible partner. Unfortunately I haven't met any man that can satisfy my sexual urge. Most men can't last long in bed and they have small dicks. I hope the coming year will be better and I pray that God send us the right sex partners to satisfy out sexual desires.

let me quickly show your mummy this

yea Iyogun comes to mind, A.k.A chukuly master.

I blame Gej for this

Op let's thank Gej

Quelme:
AAUITE my alma mater. A.k.a Another Anointed University...

AAU no be beans

Quelme:
AAUITE my alma mater. A.k.a Another Anointed University...

AAU no be beans