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holyboss: So does this mean I can relocate to Damboa

VolvoS60:

This is heartbreaking.

I am fed up with saying RIP with each fresh calamity.

I refuse to believe that the quality of our lives cannot improve. Nigerian roads have been slaughter slabs for how long? 10? 20? 40? 50 years? Don't we deserve better? These people had families and loved ones.

This harvest of death is totally avoidable.

We must choose governments that fear us (we the people) enough to live up to their responsibilities or these needless deaths will continue.

The choice is ours.

egift: You should be ashamed for supporting the most corrupt party on the planet. PDP has been looting and exploiting Nigeria for 15 yrs with very little to show for it.

You even the alacrity to come out at Market Square to cry about it - cry, cry baby

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Faces Of PDP Thugs

Austinobisnr: with all i see, there is only one thing to agree with

dre11: lies have never being a hubby to subscribe to, its makes one feels worthless if being caught, so i just envade ur question if i know ama gonna lie to u

chlowi: He dint have to change his attire

UncannyGenius: Nawa o. These Liberated Slaves (Liberia) are only good at exporting their peculiar product (Ebola).

optimumprimus: Go tell your father to take his drugs. and you should be admitted in a psychiatric facility, that's if a God forsaken dirty shiithole nation like Nigeria has any effective psychiatric facilities.
well it should be past midnight in Nigeria by now ,i'm guessing you are not in Nigeria but a refugee living in the US , Canada ,Australia etc. you should be grateful for being fed ,clothed and sheltered by your white master or take your belongings and get the Bleep out back to Africa.
you dirty ungrateful disgusting animal.

optimumprimus: Go tell your father to take his drugs. and you should be admitted in a psychiatric facility, that's if a God forsaken dirty shiithole nation like Nigeria has any effective psychiatric facilities.
well it should be past midnight in Nigeria by now ,i'm guessing you are not in Nigeria but a refugee living in the US , Canada ,Australia etc. you should be grateful for being fed ,clothed and sheltered by your white master or take your belongings and get the Bleep out back to Africa.
you dirty ungrateful disgusting animal.

seanet02: Russia invaded? No member of your family will live to learn the story.

Exponental: People say "all married men cheat". Though, it may not be all but majority. Why?....same reason as d woman in question!
Married women should pls see sex as a MAJOR in marriage n play along.
Show me a man who has a wife who loves sex (or oliver twist) n still cheat on d wife, n I will bow for his libido!

anago1000: ogbeni gbe enu e dake jare. upon all the way gej is peeing on the Yoruba nations, oloriburuku like you still wanna vote for the loser. omo Iran yi wo ni o wa ni top 10 in this government. ori wipe omo isonu iya ni iwo yi.

Fire15: Which type the charm do you want? Is it back to sender or the one that will cause the gun not to fire at all,or the one that will the gun too hot to handle, at the point of shooting. Yorubas have local hand grenades, they come in the form of eggs, bean cakes(akara) groundnuts and even loaf of bread.
The soldiers will not have any problem, if they are there to keep the peace and not to intimidate or promote any partisan interests.
Alakiyo, Nassarawa state will be a child play, if they behave like thugs and try to intimidate the electorate. So many things can happen to them, amongst which insanity, epilepsy, sudden death etc.

maxism2: once women start cheating on their husbands, they become poisonous.

some women are too cheap.

my late uncle used to bang and finga them anyhow even though he was old just bcs of little cash. he banged d married, single, fiancees of guys. That's when I knew women are cheap slutss , excluding my mum and virgin sisters
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Yazmin: Yes you did, but perhaps you didn't see that they would be camping in nasarawa state. ....

lomaxx: This country is fuc.ked!!!

anselm791: I think it's cause business men have plenty time to write all these plenty story instead of just asking in one simple sentence. And maybe the stability thing mentioned earlier.

speedyboi: Hypocrisy!
Shallow thinking!
and more full this thread!

Of all things to criticize in the industry, this is what you think is important?

If you want to start criticizing delusional movies (leaving behind the fact that movies are not documentaries and not necessarily meant to be 'the real situation'), Hollywood movies and all other woods will come before Nollywood!

what will you say about;
A. -A single criminal defeating a battalion of well trained soldiers like say na ice-cream dem dey drink for army their whole life. Is that the situation in real life?
-In a movie like Olympus has fallen for instance; first part of the attack in white house, the Police or whoever were practically coming out of the building to be killed. I'm sure 'the grrreaat' american police force wouldn't be so dumb in real life, would they? ,
-Or in all action movies where lots of people could've taken the criminal at once, but they always prefer to go one by one... to be killed ofcourse - How realistic is that?

B. -And that sh/itty british movie titled slum dog millionaire where people in the slums can speak proper english. Is that the real situation in India?
-OR another unrealistic part: the real slum little boys they used in the beginning spoke Hindi; then the India little actors (who were obviously from middle/high class family in real life) they used when the boys grew up (like 11years kinda) suddenly started to speak proper English without attending school! How real is that anywhere in the world?
-OR the who wants to be a millionaire questions that were turning out as 'fate' BS. - please save me! And the cheap questions that were being asked sef: Infact, who wants to be a millionaire in Nigeria have asked the name of 3 musketeers as a first question before, but lo and behold, that was the ultimate question in the who wants to be a millionaire in our 'slumdog'. mtcheeeew...what A load of crap!

C. Or about anywhere apart from US, UK, Australia and likes being depicted as the worst place on earth in hollywood movies. No? Lemme tell you what a typical shallow minded person thinks about these countries due to 'HOLLYWOOD'
- Russia / Russians - Terrorist Nation
- Korea - Terrorist nation
- Africa - Jungle with people and animals whining and dining together (even though me wey they live here have never seen a wild animal in my life sef). Other times, Africa is a desert with no houses.
- And probably the first movie they will shoot in India, India is already being given the first impression of a slum! And another stereotype begins!
And incase you haven't noticed, almost every bad guy in American movies always have foreign accents!

C. And 'about accents of people who arrive from abroad' that people always complain about...the fact is their accents are as shitty as the ones foreign actors speak in movies about other countries (despite the 'language coach' they get). There's no movie where actors are expected to speak like another country that the people of the country didn't complain about the accents. Even british people complain about Charlize Theron's accent in the movie 'Snow White and Huntsman). That's just how it is; unless you've lived somewhere for a while, you can never have their accent! If na to say few words, then the language coaching might be effective.

Conclusion: Delusional stuffs is not limited to Nollywood! Infact, it is mean't to happen! Why? Because it is a movie! There are are better things to discuss improvement on. It's good to point out things like this, but you need to know, it's not a reason to bash any industry!