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Crime / Re: Couple Robbed On Their Wedding Day In Benue State (photo) by roldee(m): 10:30pm On Oct 07, 2016
So it's a good day for the groom abi? So selfish angry undecided
chocolateme:
Hmm
I thank God that they were not hurt because that would have been another ball game altogether.
What a sad experience for the bride.
The guy will be saying in his mind "na una turn today, tomorrow go be my turn when una go come rent room for prison, miscreants"

However, i am worried about the fact that they do operate in military uniforms these days, and to detect the bad ones and escape from them will now be very difficult as they mount road blocks too. God help your children.

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Celebrities / Re: Bishop Umoh Mobbed At An Event In Akwa Ibom Today (Pics) by roldee(m): 4:28pm On Oct 07, 2016
That second pix tho! grin

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Romance / Re: Living With Your Boyfriend And Going To Church Together by roldee(m): 9:52am On Sep 26, 2016
Na spectacles Go dey use watch una















Issokay! cool
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Possessed! Picks Fight In Public, Expects Me 2step In &save Her by roldee(m): 9:41am On Sep 26, 2016
Hmmmmmm














The gods will do something about it grin
Religion / Re: Adeboye Frowns At Pastors Growing Beards by roldee(m): 2:29pm On Aug 02, 2016
Barselonia:

lolz... even Jesus sef get beard... or. because papa no get beard Make his pastors too no get
That wasn't what he meant. He actually meant that, it will make them look smart and responsible or can you run to a pastor doing beard gang with your personal life issue or put trust in him? cool
Romance / Re: Man Hospitalised After Sex With Friend’s Wife In Ebonyi by roldee(m): 1:30am On Oct 20, 2015
TOMTOM15:
Touching Story. About three phones have gone missing in our room in the past five months. When we reported to the School's security, they only told us that it was a roommate that is responsible. Everyone of us in the room was waiting for the day we will catch the culprit.
Last Tuesday, when we were all asleep; I think it was about 2 am, Ben woke up suddenly and his phone was gone. His phone was the most expensive of us all. When Ben woke up and couldn't find his phone, he sprang up from the bed and quickly opened his cupboard. He rummaged the contents, even removed his clothes but could still not find the phone.
I was in the room when it happened; sitting and reading before I dozed off with my heading resting on my books. So when Ben couldn't find his phone, he gently shook my shoulders until I woke up. 'It has happened again', he told me.
I didn't even need to ask what happened as I could see the panic and loss written in his eyes.
This is the second time his phone had been stolen. So I took my phone and dialed Ben's number; just to be sure it had not been misplaced. 'Error in Connection' was what I saw on the screen of my phone. I dialed it again and it started ringing not just on my phone, but the actual ring tone of Ben's Samsung phone was faintly audible.
We were both surprised when we heard the tone. I beckoned on Ben to keep quiet as he was visibly ready to 'finish' the person who took his phone. I continued dialing as we moved silently, following the direction of the ring tone. There were four bunks in the room, each with two bed spaces. Ben and I use the same bunk just beside the door and the sound was coming from the last bunk at the extreme left corner.
We tiptoed, Ben and I, like Jack Baeur until we traced the sound to the top bed space on the last bunk. 'So it is John who had been stealing phones in this room'. Ben whispered to me.
We shook his leg and woke him up only to find out it was not John sleeping on the mattress. Neither of us had ever seen the guy before. To make matters worse, the ringing was coming
from the bag he was using as pillow.
When he woke up, he looked at us strangely as if he didn't know why we were there.
We opened the bag and found not just Ben's
Samsung, but three other phones. 'So, you are the one who's been stealing our phones!'; Ben shouted at him.
Before he could find an excuse, Ben slapped him on his left cheek and walked out looking for anything to break one or two of the guy's bones. I don't know; but there was something about the guy. So I asked him, 'Oga, what are you doing here?' 'What are you doing with Ben's phone'. He was just looking at me without saying anything, so I slapped his right cheek with my left hand.
'ANSWER ME!', I screamed at him; waking up the roommates who were around. John had obviously gone to night class to read and I assumed the other three roommates who were absent had also gone to read.
The two guys remaining in the room with me and Ben came and gave their own round of slaps. The accused was now staggering when Ben came back with a long wood hard enough to kill the guy. As he raised it up, the three of us, the roommates, held his hands so he wouldn't murder the accused. Ben dropped the wood and swept his right leg against the thief's legs and he fell down. Ben had told me before that he had attended the Soldiers' recruitment training but failed the medical test. I believed him right then.
I looked at the guy crumple on the floor and before Ben killed him, I decided to interview him, at least to know who he is. He was now sitting on the ground where he landed from Ben's force. 'Who are you?' I asked him again; this time gently. He was crying but it was only the tears that were coming out. It was then I realized he had not even uttered a word since it all started. Not even when he fell to the ground. 'Why are you in our room'? I asked again. 'Can you even talk?' He shook his head then. I was now confused. Why was he shaking his head?
So, I asked again, 'Can't you talk?' He shook his head again. 'Wait, is it that this guy is dumb?', I asked the guys.
The guy then nodded his head and pointed to his mouth and then shook his head left to right. It hit me then. The guy is dumb but not deaf. That was the first time I am seeing a case like that.
My anger changed to pity immediately. 'Are you dumb?', I ashamedly asked the guy to confirm. Again, he nodded his head.
'Can you read and write?' He nodded again. 'Get me a pen and note!' I said to my roommates over my shoulder. I collected the pen and wrote on the note, 'Who are you? Explain yourself.' I was almost in tears as I read his fine handwriting, 'My name is James, I am John's elder brother. I am a student of Delta State University. I was traveling to Delta but our bus stopped for the night at Benin. So I decided to sleep with my brother till tomorrow morning. He brought me here around 12 am and went out to night class to read. He gave me the bag to keep for him. So I decided to use it as pillow so that it won't be stolen'.
I held the note with the guys at my back as all of us read it. I became so weak I almost fell.� 'The guy is innocent.' I needlessly announced.
When we realized this, even I was ashamed of myself.
Ben just stood there with the wood he almost used to hit him, looking as if he was the one who had been beaten. I am not sure, but I think I saw tears in his eyes as he realized he had just punished an innocent man.
So we knelt down; Ben and I, we knelt down and clasped our hands so he will know we were really sorry. With tears in our eyes, we told him, 'We are sorry. Sorry for accusing you wrongly and beating you for it'. The dumb guy just smiled with bleeding lips from the blow I gave him. He smiled and looked into our eyes. And I could see pity in his eyes. He smiled and shook his head and then wrote in the same paper. 'It is Alright. I took the pain willingly. Please don't beat my brother anymore. I knew why you were beating me. John had always been a thief, right from home. But please don't report or beat him again'.
Tears dropped from my eyes as I read his sacrifice. He deliberately allowed us beat him just so that John will be free. I lend my hand and raised him up as I used my cloth to wipe the tears from his face and blood from his lips. It was then my own tears flowed from the corners of my eyes.
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this is what Jesus did for us on the cross of calvary. kept quiet and even died so that we can be saved. He never protested his innocence but bore it all for us. He gave his life for you. What have you given for him?
Return the life to Him, He's in Love with u.....
Send to others by sharing....
it's high time we won more souls for Christ..
Op..abeg open thread for this write up. I love it and I almost felt the guys pain as well smiley
Celebrities / Re: See The Guy Who Claims That He Resemble Flavour by roldee(m): 5:20am On Oct 13, 2015
Fp!!!!!
Testimony week for me grin cool
Celebrities / Re: Genevive Nnaji Stuns In New Release Instagram Photo by roldee(m): 5:19am On Oct 13, 2015
Hmmmmm
I made it grin fp!!!
Career / Re: I Am A Virgin And My Boss Wants To Have Sex With Me by roldee(m): 2:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
Linus4get:
I graduated from Uniben for 6years now with no job. I manage to get a good paying and mouth watering job through my sister's friend. The manager employed me in proxy of the CEO, in which the CEO will be back to the firm nextweek. My manager threatens to report negative feedback to the CEO because i refused to sleep with him. Whatever the manager tells the CEO, the CEO effects. I need this job i am fed up and tired of joblessness. I cant leave this job now. Please if you have experience this before advise me on what to do and how you came out of this tragedy.
If you'll take my advice although its a bad thing like but there some lies needed to be told grin
Linus4get:
I graduated from Uniben for 6years now with no job. I manage to get a good paying and mouth watering job through my sister's friend. The manager employed me in proxy of the CEO, in which the CEO will be back to the firm nextweek. My manager threatens to report negative feedback to the CEO because i refused to sleep with him. Whatever the manager tells the CEO, the CEO effects. I need this job i am fed up and tired of joblessness. I cant leave this job now. Please if you have experience this before advise me on what to do and how you came out of this tragedy.
If you'll take my advice although its a bad thing like but there some lies needed to be told.so this is what it is.
You can tell your boss that you are a virgin and the reason why you remained so is because there are some rituals to be done(family) before and after anyone wants to do any with you or else the person is ready to get mad for the rest of his life cause I know am talking to a lady or any scary rituals to scare him,with that you'll be like a corn in the bottle that a chicken sees but can't eat#thank you smiley
Linus4get:
I graduated from Uniben for 6years now with no job. I manage to get a good paying and mouth watering job through my sister's friend. The manager employed me in proxy of the CEO, in which the CEO will be back to the firm nextweek. My manager threatens to report negative feedback to the CEO because i refused to sleep with him. Whatever the manager tells the CEO, the CEO effects. I need this job i am fed up and tired of joblessness. I cant leave this job now. Please if you have experience this before advise me on what to do and how you came out of this tragedy.
If you'll take my advice although its a bad thing like but there some lies needed to be told grin
Linus4get:
I graduated from Uniben for 6years now with no job. I manage to get a good paying and mouth watering job through my sister's friend. The manager employed me in proxy of the CEO, in which the CEO will be back to the firm nextweek. My manager threatens to report negative feedback to the CEO because i refused to sleep with him. Whatever the manager tells the CEO, the CEO effects. I need this job i am fed up and tired of joblessness. I cant leave this job now. Please if you have experience this before advise me on what to do and how you came out of this tragedy.
If you'll take my advice although its a bad thing like but there some lies needed to be told.so this is what it is.
You can tell your boss that you are a virgin and the reason why you remained so is because there are some rituals to be done(family) before and after anyone wants to do any with you or else the person is ready to get mad for the rest of his life cause I know am talking to a lady or any scary rituals to scare him,with that you'll be like a corn in the bottle that a chicken sees but can't eat#thank you
Travel / Re: Photos From The Accident Along Lekki Ajah Road This Evening by roldee(m): 11:08pm On Oct 08, 2015
omusiliyu:
shocked
If you're drunk don't drive...
Look underneath the vehicle yourself....are you so blind to see that the propeller got broken....your kind driver na only God know kmt!!!! angry
Politics / Re: How Is The Light Situation In Your Area by roldee(m): 2:17am On Oct 06, 2015
Na so so heat dey catch me for here ebute meta dem just blink light for us my bro no see am to show fast dem quick off am e no reach one second cry
So buhari just wan suffer us upon my "sai baba" sad hmmmm make go enjoy my 5 star heat one day I'll be the president this country too sad 2033 grin lipsrsealed una good dey

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Crime / Re: How I Was Caught In A Group Fighting Scene..share Your Experience by roldee(m): 11:17am On Sep 05, 2015
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Thank you.
Jokes Etc / Re: When Guys Begin To Wise Up by roldee(m): 10:52pm On Aug 20, 2015
spill:
Say your mind.......lol
You no well grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / When Guys Begin To Wise Up by roldee(m): 10:38pm On Aug 20, 2015
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Properties / Re: Have You Slept In A Building Like This? by roldee(m): 4:03pm On Aug 19, 2015
kingarizona1:
is that a house??
No no building angry undecided
Education / Re: Missing Unilag Girl Found (pics) by roldee(m): 11:32pm On Aug 18, 2015
This night fight sweet no be small cherokee vs no nonsense nairalanders grin grin grin










Roldee on the land nyways....







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Travel / Re: The Beauty Of Ilorin International Airport, Kwara (photo) by roldee(m): 8:59pm On Aug 17, 2015
Roldee on the land grin










Thank you.
Celebrities / Re: Girl Dies After Getting Face Burnt For Sleeping With Earpiece On (graphic) by roldee(m): 11:48pm On Aug 15, 2015
I wonder when why the ear piece is still intact undecided and the hair also #fake people with nonsense news angry
Politics / Re: Cult Groups, Fulani Herdsmen Kill 761 In Seven Months by roldee(m): 6:15am On Aug 15, 2015
Not for sale.... grin













































Not enough tho! angry




























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Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus And Her Nose Ring Step Out Looking Stylish And Slimmer. by roldee(m): 7:59am On Aug 14, 2015
donholy28:
Damn! she has many skin colors
Why does your face look different from your laps(complexion)?they are mostly cover from light so they to appear brighter when exposed to light bro.
Have common sense today wink
Religion / Re: I'm Richer Than Bill Gates - Pastor Adeboye by roldee(m): 10:31am On Aug 10, 2015
Okijajuju1:
We know..


Bill Gates is a Business man that makes money from inventing things that go on to change the world and make meaning impact in people's lives and businesses and his Profit are subject to heavy taxation and other liability insurances and employee benefits.


Adeboyes money is gotten from telling People the same old story every Sunday about a place he has never been to called Heaven and by by telling them to give him a compulsory 10% of their earnings as he is running a collection agency on behalf of God whilst still taking a supposedly voluntary offering amongst many other forms of extortion like building offering, pledges, seed faith, e.t.c. His workers don't get paid as such like the Ushers, choristers, church workers etcetera.. His earnings don't get taxed nor levied by the government either.e holds no insurances for his employees nor his building. He makes money from preying on the spiritual weaknesses and vulnerability of Africans and co..


So yeah.. Adeboye may just be richer than Bill.
I pity you life cycle actually.
Romance / Re: Why Do Mothers Place Their Kids Above Their Husbands?? by roldee(m): 4:03am On Jul 27, 2015
This will not pass me buy grin



































































































Thank you angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by roldee(m): 4:02am On Jul 27, 2015
The rate at which I buy land this days grin










































































It is well.

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Romance / Re: Lol...guys Wat Do U Tink About This Lady... by roldee(m): 3:59am On Jul 27, 2015
God will judge you cry
Celebrities / Re: Whitney Houston's Daughter, Bobbi Kristina Brown, Dead At 22: Report by roldee(m): 3:58am On Jul 27, 2015
I dey suspect this thread for fp grin













































I worked for my money na to dey buy land now grin

























This will do for fish pond grin
Celebrities / Re: Diamond Platnumz And His Pregnant Lady Stun In Sexy Photoshoot by roldee(m): 3:33am On Jul 27, 2015
What are they saying ?undecided






I came buy land and this is business cool

































































Enough!!! grin
Celebrities / Re: Bobbi Kristina, Whitney Houston's Daughter Dies At 22 by roldee(m): 3:26am On Jul 27, 2015
Lemme buy enough here grin















































There's no dancing emoji here cry

































Thanks for checking my land out



























Thanks once nore grin
Celebrities / Re: News Whitney Houston's Daughter Bobbi Kristina Dead At 22 by roldee(m): 3:19am On Jul 27, 2015
Same story still.before then grin





















No matter how much they sell land I will buy it here...more plots to be bought






In the other thread grin
Celebrities / Re: BREAKING NEWS! Bobbi Kristina, Whitney Houston's Daughter Is Dead! by roldee(m): 3:15am On Jul 27, 2015
Which one I go comment now.... m sensing fp from this thread grin












































To be continued in other threads... grin
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Unleashes Fresh Nu De Pic (+18 PHOTOS) by roldee(m): 4:28am On Jul 25, 2015
End time.....



Covers face and waka pass lipsrsealed














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Nairaland / General / Re: Photo: Mad Man Turns Bus Stop Shelter To Home by roldee(m): 12:46am On Jul 25, 2015
ChuzzyBlog:


What right please?
National cake grin

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