₦airaland Forum

Hmmm

Yes na true ooooo

delugajackson:
Almost all contestants are well established. Where's the sense of fairness in this?

Welcome to Nigeria where the rich are competing to get richer while the poor are buying airtime to vote for them.

Lie lie oooooo

Right

You lack respect with your stupid attitude

blackpanda:
This leprous mouth is at it again

Nor be una president? Wicked souls

phayvoursky:
I'M NOT HAPPY AT THE PRESIDENT

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

By. *Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED

ON THIS ___ DAY
OF _____ (MONTH)
________ (YEAR)
AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

Guys, is this cool?�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

*~~Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

It has happened, those that see every evil perpetrated by Buhari as a good thing will live to regret it, this is the next level that has just begun.

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

By. *Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED

ON THIS ___ DAY
OF _____ (MONTH)
________ (YEAR)
AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

Guys, is this cool?�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

*~~Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

By. *Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED

ON THIS ___ DAY
OF _____ (MONTH)
________ (YEAR)
AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

Guys, is this cool?�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

*~~Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

By. *Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED

ON THIS ___ DAY
OF _____ (MONTH)
________ (YEAR)
AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

Guys, is this cool?�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

*~~Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

By. *Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED

ON THIS ___ DAY
OF _____ (MONTH)
________ (YEAR)
AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

Guys, is this cool?�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

*~~Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

God will judge you wicked and greedy soul

post=79820542:

This is how it is done in saner climes.

We remembered how we used to live as brothers as sisters in our darling nation with these same Fulani herdsmen.
The times we gave water and food to herdsmen journeying across the nation as they go on their business peacefully,
Just with their sticks and kettles for their prayers,
that was all before the evil and criminal minded politicians begun sponsoring some of them for evil because they want to remain in power forever.

Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime in Jesus name!
We believe in our darling President Muhammadu Buhari, a man after God's heart to always make the best decision for our darling nation to move forward.

May God Almighty continue to give you more wisdom. knowledge and understanding as you move our nation forward.

Children of hate and perdition, supporters of evil, you will all never end well.
No be curse, na fact!

Sharp

Good example other states should emulate

Presidency’s with Class

Good, you setting trap for yourself in future m. It will revert back to you and your cohorts

No, Nigeria 2 Germany 1 but Germany will score first.

Haha

Big lie, 14 kidnappers 2 Nigerians and 12 Ghanaian.

Baba don’t have anything news on his selves, same old way,let not expect any positive.

Hope this will not lead to show of shame?

This are sign of things to come in this dispensation

100% for the ibos

This teeth whitening of a thing advert is too much, scamming about it is too much.

Not his money, celebrity with their showing off

Who told you it is a fiction? Travel and see, who nor go nor know.

Iyajelili:
This story of yiursust be fictional because I can't imagine someone passing through this shit in real life

Gheghe

Bbv

If not fire outbreak,is collapsing of building ,which way our dear beloved country Nigeria?

Greed everywhere, God save us.

Yawa