₦airaland Forum

watered:
It takes two to tango, swear it that you didn't enjoy it.

Sorry there was no tango

arimahoseloka:
let me just say my experience although it was a long time ago. I was in a taxi going travelling 2 my school. there was this lady sitting next to me. she didn't wear bra and her top was handless.
men, I no no wetin enter my head o. I start to dey use style dey touch with my left hand, I folded my hands in a way that it would appear am just folding my hands but I was trying to reach her boobs.

I did!! at first omo see fear, but I noticed the lady didn't budge at all. I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top through the armpit area. remember she wasn't wearing bra. she even bent her body to conceal what's happening so other passengers don't notice. I also noticed while it was happening she would look straight into my face to know maybe who this crazy guy is. and probably if am worth taking the risk for.

the journey sweet o. when I reach my destination I came down and left I didn't say a word to her.

Pure wickedness .... Hahahhahaha

vislabraye:
My own is romance in the car

Share it

tonero230:
But you are too ugly for this guy to be messing around nah.

Thank you darling, Buh I already knew this

Doveheart:
confess now! did you too enjoyed it or not. You that this is one of your sensitive point.

Are you a father confessor ?

greatnow:
just tell us that you enjoyed the tin

Is that what you want to hear

ndidibabe:
Fake story!! All these Nairalanders that are active in the Romance section are good at fabricating "sexual nonsense" .

Oyo is your case oh

Spaxon:
and u decided to help him.....

Lols Oyo is your case oh.
I didn't remember helping anyone ohoh

Gbam

Enegod:
I can't wait to get old

Heheheheh this thread really got to you and you bought it

[size=14pt] Personally I admire GEJ even tho I voted Buhari, He is a good man and well civilized but he's not what we Nigerians need at this critical time. Please cut the man some slack he could have rigged if he wanted to [/size]

Below are

OVER 200 ACHIEVEMENTS OF PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN FROM 2011 - 2015 (COMPLETED & ONGOING, PROJECTS AND POLICIES). FOUR YEARS OF UNPRECEDENTED TRANSFORMATIONAL AGENDA (courtesy ofMazi Odera)

1)CONSTRUCTION OF THE NEW ABUJA - KADUNA RAIL TRACK: President Jonathan's administration has constructed the new world class infrastructural project; the Abuja-Kaduna Rail is ready.
2) OPERATION AQUILA: Operation Aquila under President Jonathan has helped reduce up to 20 million litres a day in PMS subsidy fraud by using technology to track the movement of petroleum around Nigeria.
3) DRY SEASON FADAMA FARMING: Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan has approved the release of N26 billion for the 2015 dry season farming in the country, the scheme was launched in 2012 and has provided thousands of jobs. According to Mr President, ''not only is food produced, we are now processing food. Food production is rising rapidly and thousands of jobs are being created for our young people''.
4) FIRST EVER N970 BILLION CUSTOMS REVENUE: Over Nine Hundred and Seventy Billion Naira (almost N1 trillion) was realised by the Nigeria Customs Service in 2014. The highest any custom regime has ever collected and declared in the history of Nigeria. This was against the eight hundred and thirty-three billion made in 2013.
5) N120 MILLION NAIRA GRANT TO YOUNG FARMERS: One hundred and twenty two million naira grant has been disbursed to twenty seven young farmers, under the Youth Employment Agricultural Programme, YEAP on 2015, according to The Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Dr. Akinwumi Adeshina.
6) DEVELOPMENT OF A SATELLITE FOR SECURITY AND MINERAL DEPOSIT: National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA) is developing an indigenous Synthetic Aperture Radar Satellite which will be helpful in the area of security, mapping out our solid minerals deposit and, also to monitor the coastal areas of Niger Delta.
7) ZERO CASE OF POLIO SINCE JULY 2014: Nigeria has not reported any case of wild polio virus (type one), since the last case was reported last July 2014 in Kano State as revelled at the Expert Review Committee meeting in Abuja.
WOMEN EMPOWERMENT & ICT; 2,000 WOMEN TRAINED UNDER G-WIN: 2,000 Women have been trained in ICT under the scheme G-WIN-by Minister of of women Affairs and Social Development - Hajiya Zainab Maina. PROPOSALS/ PLANS; The Nigerian government has unveiled a new Information and Communication Technology, ICT, paradigm for women. It would lead to a greater number of women and youths having unhindered access to IT knowledge for wealth creation and improvement of their socio-economic well-being.The process will provide available infrastructure for women and youths to have easy and strategic access to e-commerce, e-government, e-education and e-society, infrastructure .
9) CONSTRUCTION OF DAMS: The Kashimbilla/Gamovodam is part of the over thirty dams that have been constructed in this administration. Fed Govt has constructed dams to boost water supply across the country - by the Minister of Water Resources, Mrs. Sarah Ochekpe.
10) SOKOTO- YAURI- KONTAGORA ROAD: The Federal Government said it has awarded contract for reconstruction of the 655-kilometre Sokoto-Yauri-Kontagora road.
11) GREAT GREEN WALL PROJECT: Curtailing decertification under the Great Green Wall Project (GGW) launched in Kebbi State by Mr President.
12) GRAINS SILO: Construction of 100metric tons of Grain Silos in Kebbi State.
13) REVIVAL OF COTTON INDUSTRY IN ZAMFARA STATE: Fed Govt. has resuscitated the moribund cotton industry in Gasau in Zamfara State. Fed Govt has built 15 ginneries in the State, the grinneries can hold up to 2,000 tons of cotton.
14) N320 BILLION RICE ECONOMY: Local rice production contributed 320 Billion Naira to the Gross Domestic Product (GDP) of the country in 2014 - the Minister for Agriculture and Rural Development, Dr. Akinwumi Adesina ( Source Fed Min. Of Info )
15) RICE PRODUCTION 760,000 JOBS CREATED: Rice production has created 760,00 jobs, according to the Minister for Agriculture and Rural Development, Dr. Akinwumi Adesina (Source Fed Min. Of Info )
16) FIRST EVER 2.9 MILLION METRIC TONS OF RICE PRODUCTION

To avoid a boring thread, get the rest from the source : http://nigeriaworld.com/feature/publication/ubochi/0327215.html

[size=24pt] Thank God at least you now have at least one valid certificate [/size]

emrain:
but why did you check if he had an erection? perhaps you purposely set trap for the innocent boy.

girls are evil.

You should av seen how restless he was

KiidaACE:
Lol,the guy is dumb tho,
he want's to jump all procedures and go straight to strategic boobs feeling.
I wonder wetin happen to 'HI'

Hehehe this is serious... What procedures please

LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

Chanchit:
This people sha, to die dey always hungry them.

Na inside my house I dey shout Sai Buhari oo, how I go know if he do am well when I don kill myself.

Nawa oh I just tire for these guys in the north. They aren't conserving lives at all

I thought you were trying to tell us hire to get money

Jayz ain't smiling

Okay we've heard. Waiting for may 29th

Rev Fr. Mbaka said it all, I antagonised him. Even tho Enugu was PDP's highest win margin in Nigeria ... Residents didn't even pay heed to the rev.

It finally came to pass


[size=24pt]LAST NOTE FOR PDP, NEXT TIME WHEN APC IS CAMPAINING DON'T START GOING AROUND LOOKING FOR CERTIFICATE !!![/size]

Chinemeokpann:
#Borno

APC:473,543

PDP:25,640




Chisos!

Seems like all those murdered by boko haram came back to vote. I thought that state was evacuated for good..

Is it still necessary.
We PDP supporters have really accepted change.

God is in control

kay1one:
We must find those "280" and thoroughly "investigate" them!

Exactly... i'm with you on this