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Ooops!! Oyb suddenly went off line

oyb:
sloooow thinker. . .

if you and dede1 are the best the igbo Renaissance has to offer. . .this reclamaition is going to take a little while longer. . .

I asked you about ur final year project dumbass!!! say something to that respect and leave slow thinking out of it for now dude

oyb:
within the engineering dept where i work - only two of us have 2'1s

one is from delta, schooled in the east, and is the dumbest engineer you've ever seen. one time last year, during a meeting it was all about blasting him ( any 'sharp' dude can get a 2'1 - but the real world needs the ability that is supposed to come with it)

Is he Dumb because he studied in eastern Nigeria or because he is Igbo? Or because the dumbest Nairalander labeled him dumb? His dumbness is questionable because you are the person that called him dumb, your own dumbness will not let you know if he's dumb or not.

oyb:
i have heard from more than one source that UNN professors grant engineering graduates 2'1s( unless they offend in a major way) to give them a competitive advantage. this may be why employers don't take the revered 2'1 that seriously anymore

I have no respect for any Nigerian Engineer!! They are all craps!! So stop making noise about being an engineer with 2.1. You know no shit about engineering and you know i am right. Can you tell us about your final year project?

Tilapia will say: Nice and wonderful achievements? about the Igbos? you're dreaming Dede1

agaba123:
In as much as this is hilarious
No one should contend the possibility of such happening.
My friend you are entitled to your opinion but the world is still a mystery. Do not be in a haste to pass judgement.
How would you explain this just one
'' as a cult boy and a capoon, I have metal talisman given to me by my witch doctor which I alwys wear around my waist. I also have some concotions incised into my body.
The way it works is that whenever there is danger for instance, enemies from rival cult are closing in on me, the metal contracts and grips me on my waist. On noticing that, I will be on the run with the metal relaxing the farther away I am from the threat.
The day Iwas shot on the nose, I was not wearing this metal. It was on a book rack on the wall. But I sensed there is danger. I looked for it and could not find it. I was not comfortable until it fell down from the rack stretching visibly. It was late by then because at that moment, the guys were on my door.
They used their machette on me and there was no wound. they said' im carry jazz''. Then they brought a gun to shoot me, I was strucgling with them when it went off and shot me on the nose ridge. I fell down and they left me for dead . . . ''

How do you explain it?.
Someone may ask me if I was there. I saw the 'agwara' the metal. I know it is true. If you wanna know how, hit me up and I will tell you.
These things are possible but may not be as widespread as it is believed in Naija.
At least I know that vigilantes only operate in the night, so it is possible everywhere was dark and the guy disappeared at a point where a sheep/goat was grazing and the guys shouted Eureka!

ewoooooo Agabadibia egbuo m

South Africa qualified!! Nigeria is playing cameroon and south africa vs. ghana on 28 jan

Egypt is the host country for the world cup anyway

Ras Pwn:
I have the latest firefox with all the latest add-ons and plug-ins.

Then you're very latest  

jacob05:
@romeo
primary what?

Primary school football

Ras Pwn:
It's working on IE, I just tried it. According to the statistics at the end, the Ivorians have more possession of the ball. These Hausa boys need to start playing well.

you guys need to update ur firefox browsers Mine is working very well

@topic
The Ivorians can give them a run for their money if they continue attacking without fear, The flying eagles are playing primary school game.

very bad first half!! hope they can change their game for the second half

Ras Pwn:
It's not working for my firefox/WMP. I'm about to try realplayer though. Damn, tell me why I'm skipping church and this shit won't work.

it's working for my firefox and wmp

Lmao no vex abeg!!

@uchebo is really ucheboo

http://www.lc2international.tv/uk/index.php

for the match

you did that before me lol

Ewoooo too much EPL is destroying naija skills make people dey watch la liga and learn how to play footie

larez:
Hahahahahaha. Tpia, Na so ohh. People like that can never see anything good in anything that isn't Igbo. They are the same ones who yab that Lagos and Yoruba people are very dirty. They are the same ones who use 'curled', when they should use 'culled'. I hope I don't come across too many of their posts before I begin to think like them and start detesting Igbo. Good eye Sista, I had ignored it, but glad you mentioned.

Off Topic:

Honestly, I am getting very tired of these Biafra touting boys who insult every tribe and are always the first to cry foul. Leave our Governor alone to do his job. There is yet to be any talk of Yoruba people being separated from the others as these areas are being cleaned up. Stop the tribalistic nonsense and leave all the people who love Lagos to worry about the welfare of Lagos.

"Eko o ni baje!!! Ko le baje layi layi. Awa la ma fi owo wa tun se fun ara wa"

The person that wrote "curled" intead of "culled" is Yoruba boy called Damola. You ignored his name and rained abuses on Igbo people. He did not mention any ethnicity in his post to suggest he's Igbo or even Yoruba but you were warming up all day waiting for that chance to jumb on Igbo bashing band wagon.

Are you educated at all? At your age you should know better.


A topic that did not say "Igbo people" or anything close to that became another Igbo bashing thread by educated illiterates we have all over here.
If you you are tired of Biafra you know what to do! bunch of inepts.

You're so foolish!! An architect that did houses for top celebrities in USA is here asking Nairaland members if he can break into Nigerian market Are you sure u did any house at all for anybody there in the US?

bawomolo:
wow Nigerians would bring tribalism into every issue? this is similar to black americans screaming racism when black drug dealers are arrested. na wa o.  are you animals just plain resistant to civillization.  Is it the responsibility of government to compensate people for their illegal proceeds.

You can't even use ur head to think? The person that u responded to is from your tribe.

Ifere asogbuo Asha

ezme:
@themometer
do you believe blood money rituals actually produce money?
do you believe there are powers outside that of God?
cos if u do,then u are having selective judgement . If people do rituals and actually get rich, why can't a person transform into a goat.
Nigerian Police arresting a goat is hilarious fine.
But if you say powers don't exist.
Then face it you are all Yankee-wannabees,Feigning I'm all enlightened and don't believe this crap.
Its 2009 fine,but lets don't come on nairaland pretending we are not Africans

There is nothing like money rituals and people can not turn to animals. This is not rocket science.

ara di n'udi n'udi, ara maa mma  were aka gi jide ya ara, ara maa mma were onu gi micha ya ara!! LMAO this people will kill person for naija. kedu onye tiri nya bu egwu? Agaba na Osisi?

onyinye2:
I LOVE this song(s). Especially the second song. Although I can tell mmadu si from Abia state by the words they use because it reminds me of nne'm words. Even though I'm not an expert in Igbo, I can pretty much grasp gini ha na-ekwu okwu.

{How yal like my Engli-Igbo}

Onyinyeee!!! Obi añuri juru ahu maka na ibiara ebea tata soro anyi na amu asusu igbo.
I am happy that you came here today to learn igbo with us. keep it up.

Ikomi:
I will try and explain this to u, but u got to put ur imagination into use. 

Ihe nduri = means a sharp projecting organ, part or object
Ihe nsonye = means dipping into ----------- ( now what osisi & agaba are dipping into is wat I dont know) 
Ihe nsori = could mean enjoyable, enjoyably.

So now put it all together= sharp object dipping into -------------- enjoyably. (fill the blank)

Option for the blank I dont know, and dont ask me. 

I could only suggest "a tree branch dipping into water enjoyably."

Wat kind, movies di na udi'na udi.  Unu anukwa? Movies 

In short where is crackles 

Lmao!!!!

He's actually from Benin Republic.

RichyBlacK:
I have seen many puzzles in my life, but I must admit that the greatest of them is how anybody would believe that a human can change into a goat!

This is evidence of the battered state of the average Nigerian's psyche. The daily doses of fear and intimidation by the corrupt elite have finally invaded the minds of the intimated many. This fear makes the average Nigerian volatile, timid and enslaved in a cage of mental servitude. Even the police, are of the worst kind. Where is the redeeming factor in Nigeria? Why are so many people so foolish? How can people believe this kind of trash? Is it hunger? Is it drugs? Is everybody hallucinating in Nigeria? Why would the police believe such a ridiculous story? Oh, I forgot! People who think are not employed as police officers in Nigeria. Is it only drunk, pot-bellied, womanizing, crude, trigger-happy, brainless gawks that are employed as policemen? Believing in this sort of nonsense should be made a crime!

It is absolutely impossible for a human to turn into a goat!

LoL

onyinye2:
Oka first off, you can't come and and assume that I don't put an effort into learning because I do. If i didn't the hell I would be even giving a damn. I would have just pushed this language aside and stuck with english and spanish. Second off, NO the Igbo thread can't help me because I don't read Igbo so going there is like sending a chinese person to some arabic thread and expecting them to grasp it. Don't act like I don't ask for help when clearly if you go back pages into the Igbo thread, I was. And what happened?? Not much that is what happened. And the kind of corrections yall do, aint even constructive more on the grounds of "Holier then Thou" attitude. Spirit ko, sprite ni.

Onyinye i want to be your teacher!! My Enugu sister

@Amebo
Sharap diaaa!!

ifyalways:
Romy i si na gini na agu gi?okuko igbo?

hahaha Ifysiempre!! okuko igbo na ato pieces

agaba123:
Romeo
Achoghi m mu na gi Izo nwanyi uzo. Mu na ify so nata so ike gi adighi m. period

Ify P no wahala

Agaba ishiri ike nwoke m!!

agaba123:
Mu na gi ga-ahu this year. unfailingly

I am looking forward to that bros.

Mrcrackles siri na omele eme

FBS:
meaning?

Concentrate on topic thanks

gReenmAn:
What a shallow excuse for the abominable act of being gay.javascript:void(0); In my world, being gay IS being demonic, pervert, unbalanced, unnatural. God bless the pregnant daughter, any day.

Which one be your world abeg?

God bless the pregnant 14 yrs daughter? you sound like a paedophile

FBS:
thats does not sound like a compliment or does it?

Like i lied when i call them crazy and sick people , It woulda been an insult if i lied.

FBS:
Look, there is what we call expectation and there is result. These 2 are different. The best option is the combination of both and that is what is eluding Mikel. Yes he plays to instruction but this does not exactly help him. You saw his display last year in Ghana, is that the Mikel you know?
Look, I am not saying he is overrated and that he should leave chelsea (don't mind all those saying that he should have joined MAN U, na their wahala be that). Age is on his side and this is the time for him to make the best of it.

Most people writing here say what they hear from sports channels they watch!! brain washed brothers.

FBS:
romeo, you dont have to insult anyone. This is a forum so just simple voice your opinion without insult.

Mikel is not a DM but AM in my opinion. Didn't you enjoy his defence splitting passes of 2005? now compare it to his side/backpass of now. He can do better than that. He is trying no doubt and has made some last minute clearance, but again, he can do better and at Chelsea. I dont think that he should leave.

I did not insult anyone Brother!!

It does not matter what position he plays at all, what matters is that he plays to his coach's instructions. He's an employee of chelsea and his teams wants him to do a specific job on match days. Who are we to change that? If he's not good they will put him on sale at 50% discount. Bad players don't play football in big clubs and mikel is playing.

Thank you very much Na.so .

JJ okocha was a very talented player during his playing time. But he obviously was not playing according to instructions of his coaches. Dribbling every dick and harry to his delight but at the expense of his team, He ended up in hull city for his actions and not in Man U or Chelsea.

All of una dey craze!! Mikel is not over-rated jorr. Bunch of internet soccer stars and coaches! Beer palour pundits!!

He can not hold ball for 3 second, he's an expert in back pass and side pass, he's not attacking, he's stays back for Terry during corner kicks etc. wtf? You're all this good technically while Rangers of Enugu and shooting stars are nowhere to be found continentally. You're all sick. that's my opinion