₦airaland Forum

am heading straight to the top with this

this is the real deal

incase of fp

una no go kill pesin with laugh

divinehand2003:
What's your problem you these world powers? We want to live in peace

war is a creation of man to transfer wealth from the weak to the strong and to keep the conquered perpetually divided, scattered and weak in order for the conqueror to continue doing his/her wish as it pleaseth him/her.

We will never be at peace as long as man keep on oppressing and bullying one another.

great minds in sane environments

sense fp things

philipzz:
buhari i hail ooo




i de come hope it mak fp

i will hala u wen it is there

this is where u see gurus who knows what they are doing not some cut and join............

i have been following Backbone and Angular (frontend JS) as well as Symphony and Laravel (PHP) for sometime but i need them to be stable, well documented with a definite development path before committing to any of them.

For now messing with Drupal/Wordpress hooks(with their entire ecosystem) and client-side Javascript(with those shiny HTML 5 API's)

refiner:
can u guys even do wifout sex self?....I hate guys who always talk about sex like its dere life!....can't u open a profitable thread


*makes signs of d cross and walks out!*

[quote author=anonimi post=43849007]Many of APCshit zombies do not understand that hence they were shouting when Jonathan said that stealing is DIFFERENT from corruption.
The thing that ILLITERACY can cause, walahi
Each & every day our hero of democracy is VINDICATED by the corrupt acts of those who hounded him out of power.



Bros i think u should create a thread on this. i am so surprised that nigerians are so daft not to know that nepotism, bigotry and all forms of corner-corner process employed by APc to rule nigeria is heavy corruption including misinforming the public as well as betrayal of public trust.

ohhhhhh i forgot, we are HYPOCRITES with double standards everywhere ####SMH

Toks2008:
How i wish i could take advantage of ladies...my nature wont allow it..I AM AN ALPHA MALE.

................and i am an omega male

think it is time i join your pack

somatrix:
i worked wit a lady like that at radio ph...her voice sexy die but she is fearfully and dangerously made, her leg be like new yam. very stiff. weytin dey pain me pass na say she sabi wear short skirts and high hills ........the thing tire me sef

LWBMB

ete u wicked, u no want make the babe flaunt her selling point since u no gree ransack her goody bag

u will see that some people will avoid this thread like ebola

but where are navierstoke and anonimi

ngenekwenu, beremx, passingshot, gbawe midolian oya come and defend ur messiah here

NavierStokes:
I wonder why this didnt get to frontpage, while the articles on peoples val pictures are there for all to see.

maybe we have to invoke the spirit of lalasticlala

becos to me there was no mystique surrounding him except that which was created by those power-mongers who will stoop at nothing to ensure they get their way at all cost.

so much for the aftereffect of propanganda

oteneaaron:
Thanks for your chirp in Bro........you're neither in Abj or Lagos?(then where you at?)


We have a child theme for customization and i have done some myself.......and yes Voguepay has a WP plugin......

And we are running on a dedicated server on hostgator.....for speed and optimization, i would like to hear your thoughts......gimme a buzz(flash) on--08136035368 and i'll call you back......

Thanks once again.

Aaron.

ok one, i wont mention my location here on nairaland as i am highly conscious of my privacy online

two, i think getting a dedicated server for a start-up (hope am right) is an overkill because the technical knowledge required to run such server is higher. it will consume most of ur time and leave less time to promote the site and its business unless u have a sizable number of people in ur team. it will also consume more money than ur site will be able to generate for the next two to three years.

if possible, i would recommend to downgrade to managed wordpress hosting for the first year then as site traffic increases (of course due to promotions, seo and adverts), u can then upgrade to managed VPS on SSD. as much as possible always try and let ur host managed the hosting services as much as they are willing to take because they have the expertise that will take u years to catchup afterall that is why u pay them in the first place to host ur site. Exception to the rule is when u run a site as massive as nairaland (which have matured over the years and generates millions of traffic per day) or ur site depends on a number of solutions that is not common on the web (maybe consuming a unique web service or whatever reason) and u need to manage the applications urself, here cloud solutions is the preferred way and even cost less depending on ur specific needs.

anyway sori for the rant, i hope i was able to get the message across.


three, if the theme framework needs such massive customization why not go for custom theme and integrate the framework functionality u need into ur custom theme instead of building on it. it can save u the overhead cost of loading two themes per request plus u can easily update ur theme as u wish.

i would have love to throw-in but i am not anywhere near Abuja or Lagos. here is some advice u can pass to the developer so u too can understand what the developer is doing to give u the expected result without wasting much time, i hope it would be useful:

1. i think VoguePay has a wordpress plugin for their payment gateway on their website, it would be easier to integrate that as they provide support and improvement.

2. Any wordpress developer worth his salt knows such massive customization is accomplished with a sub-theme or u won't be able to update or get technical support from the theme developers.

3. Finally this is for u. go for managed wordpress hosting as speed optimization, security and core update/upgrades are guaranteed by the provider. i can't list the advantages here but it will help u focus on the business side and also improve the performance of ur site.

the government should have taken a proactive steps instead of passing the buck which is very synonymous with Nigerians.

Every government in Nigeria tries to abdicate responsibilities resulting to blaming everything blamable, starting with what previous administration had done and undone to international conspiracies. it is just sickening that our leaders have refused to take the bull by the horn but instead resort to giving excuses and passing the blame around everything but themselves.

i think the CBN should have map out strategies to mop up the excess dollars that flooded the market last year into its reserves, at least that would have given us a lifeline until things settle instead of outright rejection of dollars deposits that heralded the new administration (it makes me remember the phrase "the rejected stone has become the chief cornerstone".

i can only envy those speculators who were recklessly buying and hoarding excess dollar (in their soakaway pit ) during those heydays.

##mehn it is good to be an investor cum speculator##

dhtml18:
First to comment!

ete u funny ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

If with Corruption Dollar was 180 and without Corruption Dollar is now 425,Brothers and Sisters, you will agree with me that we need corruption in this country..

OGA Seun what do u think of this

fineguy11:
Turkey has gone to NATO for protection guarantees in the event that they invade syria,and NATO's answer was an emphatic NO!

mehn, i am enjoying myself here. u guys in this section are better than those mofos in politics whose only mandate is to spew hate and sectionalism.

PRO-NATO = APC

PRO-RUSSIA = PDP

meanwhile thumbs up to zoharariel for perfectly mirroring the death of Ahab with Erdogan. but wait a minute do u notice the common denominator among them.

AHAB teams up with JEHOSAPHAT to invade SYRIA --- 4000+ years but failed

ERDOGAN teams up with SALMAN to invade SYRIA again.

only time will tell whether they will succeed but from the look of things it seems that they failing and they refusing to cut short their losses as good investors would. But instead they are throwing all their resources into an investment that is already heading south with no hope in sight if it will make a u-turn.

Anyway Goodluck to them as a new world order may likely emerge

delusion of the highest order.

have u even understood the simple physics and math u are taught, let alone the complex stuffs require to build and maintain such technology that even our so-called much touted professors cannot seem to get their head around.

Keep fantasizing, it is good for somebody wallowing in abject poverty(reminds me of those days there was no food to cool with, dreaming was all i could venture into). Hallucination is allowed

NairaMinted:
And what is this report about Saudi Arabia now possessing nuclear weapons and threatening to use it to protect their troops in the event of a ground invasion? Empty threats? Hogwash? What is the House of Saud's and Madman Erdogan's play here?

My rational thoughts tell me that they aren't crazy enough to risk a war with Russia but those same rational thoughts tell me that Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey and the US have invested far too much into this Syria adventure to just throw in the towel this late.....Dangerous times these are

i have always known that the Saudis and Qataris were the real sponsors of the rebels and civil war in Syria (just as they sponsor Islamic terrorist in Africa with the aid of US, UK and France) but were given moral and tactical support from US, France and Turkey. if i can remember very well in 2014, Saudi and Qatar each bought $10 billions worth of arms from US, France, UK and Pakistan even when they were not engage in any war. what will a country do with that quantity of weapons during peace time if something was not brewing.

Anyway, Africans are not matured and bold enough to wean themselves from their servitude to the Arabs and the Europeans even with the massive resources at our disposal. For more than 2000 years we have playing slaves and servants to these guys, i wonder when our people will get sense and awake from their mental slumber.

Zoharariel:
Vladimirovich Putin, my son, be wary when you see a rat threatening a cat, we have an adage for it in Ijebu, it is called “Dada o le ja, sugbon o laburo togbo ju le” meaning “Dada (A person with dreadlocks) cannot fight but has a younger sibling he relies on”.

You do not need an astrologist to tell you that Amerika is scheming to replicate the bombing of Hiroshima & Nagasaki on Moscow & St. Petersburg so I suggest you position atleast 42% of your sophisticated nukes towards Amerika preferably the R-36M so that the bastards at the Pentagon do not see them coming.

1 thing is certain, my son, when push comes to shove, NATO will blink & cower at the blasts of the Russian Topol-M & RS-24 Yars.

But you must do me 2 important favours - Putin;

1.) Make sure the 1st nuclear missile target in Saudi-Arabia is the Kaaba so that I can tell my muslim neighbour who is fond of telling me - “I am going to Mecca, I am going to Mecca” - to change his pilgrim destination to the Taman Budaya Sentul Amusement Park in Jarkata Indonesia.

2.) Make sure the 5th nuclear missile target in Amerika (Because I already know that the 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th targets are WhiteHouse, Pentagon, Langley & WallStreet) is directed at the city of Pontiac in Michigan so that my heartless Ex-woman friend can be roasted like Asun (roasted goat meat) for breaking my heart by emigrating to Amerika in 2014 without telling me until a week later. I have not been able to love ever since.

guy u wicked, u no wan make that girl rest

she was tired of u and had to run away before u do something silly

chai! chai!! chai!!!

una try this thread suppose be morning tea for some

LALA

world war 3

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just wait small, they are coming

rozayx5:
48 hit combo

chai!!!!!!!!! chai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chai!!!!!!!!!!!!

LWKMD

MahatmaGhandi:
I find it very nauseating each time people bring GEJ to the picture because they want to defend the President. It has gotten to the where I see that even if it is found that all the allegations against GEJ is wrong people would rather sweep it under the carpet because it has become a matter of principle for Jonathan to be wrong and Buhari to be right. Let us remember that it is only logical that we would get grains of sand in place of rain if we wish the ground above the Sky.

remember napoloen is always right and snowwhite is the devil who connived with humans to destroy the farm where equality would have reign supreme

Nicur:
This ZOMBIE called 2 TRILLION NAIRA ERROR!!! Chai!!!!

BROTHERLY imagine . just imagine the level of gross incompetence displayed by this strange bedfellows.

lips sealed

BTW where is onatisi and anonimi

Odunharry:
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES

MARY: Hello Love!

SARAH: Hello babes-how are u today?

MARY: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot

SARAH: And me too

MARY: I am calling just to inform
you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.

SARAH: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
MARY: Am going to visit that dirty
girl again.

SARAH: This witch is coming here
again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my
money again, she must be joking.



TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
JOHN: Bastard how far?

FRANCIS: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard father?

JOHN: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?

FRANCIS: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house? I dey come charge phone.

JOHN: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make
we drink

FRANCIS: ok na. Later now!

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL

John: That Francis can be funny at
times but always great companion anytime

Francis: John is just a reliable friend.


LESSON: Girls are always nice to
each other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude
but they will always have each other's back.

TRUE OR FALSE??

guy u just kill it

can't help smiling