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ekestic1976:
Are you unemployed?

onatisi:
God bless you . In fact they and those who employed them should be sacked . They keep trying to attack atiku personality and the more they do so,they are making ppl see the huge potentials in atiku

AreaFada2:
That is not the point, skill or not. But in any decent society, lies about official certificates are not tolerated. Even if you're Albert Einstein. Nobody would mind if he got 2.2 so long he's honest about it.

If someone can raise his 2.1 to 1st class through lies, how can I be sure he won't inflate cost of govt contract from 750m Naira to 1 billion and pocket the 250m extra?

talk2hb1:
Him no want us, maybe op fit host me for him house while working on his project

pansophist:
Boss13, You just photocopy my mind with your comments on this thread. You be winch ni?

@Op, if having kids is really important for you, then consider the fact that women fertility peaks at age 24. Marrying an older woman is a disservice to your offspring as it posses a risk of not been healthy, with lots of birth complications.

In Russia, there is a saying that career women are barren women. Her desperation to get married is just a natural circle in a woman's life where even in the midst of wealth and a high social status, fulfilling her biological task of motherhood triumphs. Feminist lied to women in this area and sadly, most bought into it.

As someone that works with women, and a due observer of their conversations, your respect as a man is gone if you marry a woman of higher social and financial status. It's in contrary to her hypergamous nature especially during pregnancy when she will need the full time protection and resources of a stronger man. Its only a matter of time. And even if she is a unicorn, her family and friends will see you as the worse of men.

A woman that marries a king is automatically a queen. A man that marries a queen is not automatically the king. Goodluck

Boss13:
I’m sorry about your plight. I don’t know if you are newly married. That’s women for you. Ignore her during issues but ensure that your power and influence do not reduce in the family. It’s good you have increased your earning capacity- regardless of what you think she would be concerned. Most men do not understand that women have this innate insecurity or fear and sometimes such fears drive them to do inexplicable things.

Your wife would come around especially when she begins to see that you are truly committed in the marriage and when old age begin to settle in (laughs)- they all do.

Men know this - your wife or girlfriend is always thinking if this marriage/relationship breaks what is their backup plan. They will never own up, but they all do

1StopRudeness:
There are so many angles to look at this but the angle u are looking from is not even important...how does her miney and position in the office affect hiw u feel for each orher.
My own is..if the sex is not great...as in, u know u are not really giving her earth chattering orgasm. And shes just managing it.....ladies know how to manage, especially when all they want is the marriage title and speerm to give them them one or two kids......u go still hear am later ooo

U cannot be enjoying a ladies money and still not be able to fvck her proper....which kind nonsense be that

talk2hb1:
So Developers scarce for Abuja, naso Lagos Developers too dey pop face.

kunleweb:
You made my day with the mastery of intellects that so easily flowed through every line.


I like this part :




Imagine you allowing a certificateless individual to head your organization over you then imagine the same person to be the governor of CBN. A man who is not even worthy to be a village headmaster. Will you even send your child to primary school with a certificateless headmaster? Yet this is whom the convoluted brain cells Nigerians ( highly schooled so called educated people) carry supported.



See why i told you it's hi time, we of same ideologies begin to cluster.


Can't wait for the referendum to come

hungryboy:
To unseat Buhari isn't a game for political novices like Sowore, Moghalu, Durotoye et al

Buhari is no Jonathan that will easily leave power
To show you how much he likes power, he contested for four consecutive times.

To unseat Buhari will be a war, money for money, rigging for rigging , bribing for bribing, if anybody stands a chance against the Dullard in Chief, it's the experienced Atiku.



But am no supporter of either of 'em though, my only wahala now na to find one old oyinbo woman for facebook marry, use am get Visa, run leave this Country

OboOlora:
Baba u funny die!
Try change ur username to haloperidol sha, u need am pass lexotan

spokesboy:
Nigeria Air wasn't meant to be in the first instance. It is just a vehicle to loot the treasury ahead of the next election. Spurious funds have already been allocated and fictitious contracts awarded in the name national carrier. APC mission accomplished and case closed

Babyforever:
Keep pounding

HoluwarTohbar:
Lamentations of brother Jero.. Why not offer yourself, are you not qualified?

Buhari has refused to disclose the source of his ailment but has continued to spend our Commonwealth for his medical bills. So much for the much touted integrity.

megareal:
Konji na bastard. It can reset even the hardest brains.

LadyExcellency:
Reading opinions on Nairaland is like researching the level of uncivilization and backwardness of African Youths, a case study of Nigerian youths opinions on social media.

Saff:
What are the chances of every Nigerian wishing to locate to get to the USA or Canada? I don’t really know the struggle as I was born and raised in the U.K. Just from looking at family members and seeing other people locating to places around the world, it’s not as rosy as it may seem. It’s hard everywhere and if you can build yourself in Nigeria then do it.

93Miles:
They meet at Ekpo Abasi junction or Etim Edem park. You can still see some as Watt market.

hisgrace090:
Nigerian banks are opportunist.


Only their interest count.

deepwater:
N Y S C

Now Your Suffering Continuous

DDeliverer:
Haha..I dey Boss. I just dey observe from one side..

AmoryBlacq:
Only me shy, introverted, broke, fugly, girlfriendless!

I just tire!