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whose broughtest these back against? |
An innocent 5 year old girl was asked to pray during their pastors visit to their home, Her prayer went, "Dear God, this hammathan season, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone and those that come visiting almost naked whenever mummy travels, & build house and put bed to the homeless men who come to sleep with mum when dad is at work Amen." Gidson na Obama i go visit o Kunbee lead d pack now |
Excuse me boss u've got a message |
But I Got Old Tottes STRAY |
Tossed Sortie hmmmm Sorted |
He paid ur debt on d cross |
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? Two. If you slice them very thinly. |
u get malaria? |
hmmmm |
who come trust u o studio? |
u r so ungbadun
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Jo oo i no fit 1. baff on top transformer 2. use sperm do mayonnaise 3. do guarantor for cow 4. use gutter replace jacuzzi 5. use dry pepper do pan cake 6. use pestle do tooth pick |
hmm studio
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lol |
no pix ![]() |
u dey there? |
lol |
Steals |
na big work u don do for ur mind now o abeg GMHW |
oga fun yi o |
kenny u don sell d meat finish? |
u back i guess What's for lunch? |
INK just neva knew |
una credit don finish? |
who goes there? |
sleats |
Silently Tim Undressed Dizzy Sarah GREET |
flexy i am the innocent one, he threw d first punch |
na real wa o [color=#770077][/color]
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said |
That's Ok, We Enjoyed Laffing BURST |
Ants |
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