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He Expects All Ladies Silent BRAND |
wen b say na u be derail personified tseeew |
who say make u no fit do my target na all d MODS xpecially Mukinatullahi |
olodo rabata |
Love a word that comes and goes, but do people really know wat it means to love? |
Rachel Annoys Nak.ed Girls Energetically TOUCH |
who dey love? |
Zubby |
badyansh ow u dey been a while o Allen Spends Pence Every Noon SHAKE |
is that ur baptismal name? |
eeew |
Thankfully He Inspected Neglected Grounds Shape |
Name? isnt that a tag given to everything? |
difference is always clear when the consequences start |
really, yo momma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one! |
Erykah Badu |
that na d compilation for every time i get posted b4 IDGYC u go use maggot as sardine |
latrea mou wen happy sweetpie wen we draw swords |
If dem giff u chance u go: baff on top transformer use sperm as mayonnaise take dry pepper do pancake use snake do tie wear scorpion like cuff-link do guarantor for cow |
y u dey talk to yaself ? This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?" She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?" She says, "Well, your name never came up." |
y u go modify am ![]() |
come as a female in ur next life & gist me jor HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again. HOW TO SATISFY A MAN: Show up naked with food. |
give her bj then |
Justice Enjoys Summer Uninterrupted Sleep SLIDE |
I apologize for talking about ur mama, I should know better, hell, I don't even know the Man, |
dani1luv:no vex na now i know say true true na abule-mu-won-leru sekondary skul u go na real wa o so ya tongue don long pass ur mouth if person tell u say make u dey close mouth u go squeeze face like rotten egusi soup |
me wan get A1 die na prayer wey u do as u dey write jamb few weeks ago b dat? |
Yo mama is so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper. |
d shit wan tear my yansh |
Meaning u dont use d acrobatic forms |
Yo Momma b like television wey be say even a 2 year pikin dey turn her on! |
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