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 Jokes Etc › Re: An English Prayer by romsky: 2:32pm On May 27, 2010 |
inglish F9 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by romsky: 2:26pm On May 27, 2010 |
hmmmmm |
| Forum Games › Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by romsky: 2:19pm On May 27, 2010 |
cold |
| Forum Games › Re: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters **reloaded** by romsky: 2:12pm On May 27, 2010 |
Recently Eddy Ate Lava Meat watever that means SLEEP |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Bashing by romsky(op): 2:08pm On May 27, 2010 |
dani u don hawk okro finish? cbase na so dem tish u for skul? Men are like, Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like, Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like, Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like, Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like, Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like, Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like, Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like, High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like, Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like, Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like, Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. |
| Forum Games › Re: I Never Knew by romsky: 2:06pm On May 27, 2010 |
INK amingo returned & declared missing me u been dey exile? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by romsky: 2:04pm On May 27, 2010 |
wia u hide ya agama head since ? Yo momma cheap so tey I pay her 1 naira 4 sex and she gimme change |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by romsky: 2:01pm On May 27, 2010 |
go sleep jor |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by romsky: 1:54pm On May 27, 2010 |
i no dey pay attention to them jare Yo momma short so tey na ant she dey follow waka i try? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by romsky: 1:36pm On May 27, 2010 |
Yo mama dumb so tey motor wey no move jam her - na d only one wey i sabi b dat o |
| Sports › Re: World Cup South Africa 2010! by romsky: 1:34pm On May 27, 2010 |
lol i hope naija go tey there sha, wld av loved to choose a team but no time |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by romsky: 1:10pm On May 27, 2010 |
lysaa na since last year i change am o with d help of Muki |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Bashing by romsky(op): 1:05pm On May 27, 2010 |
choose d one that suits 4 at d moment |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Bashing by romsky(op): 12:59pm On May 27, 2010 |
na u i see 2 yrs ago cus na same pix wiff d one wey b dey here that tym i am a very gender contented transgendered So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" Adam replies, "The good news." God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?" And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by romsky: 12:48pm On May 27, 2010 |
cry now na only bully u still get mouth to report soon e go b gang rape lysaa if u like do long throat pass that u no go get free drink 2day |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by romsky: 12:41pm On May 27, 2010 |
tseeeeew |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Bashing by romsky(op): 12:36pm On May 27, 2010 |
u know my gender b4? been a while i checked u on fb self |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by romsky: 12:23pm On May 27, 2010 |
romoke ko ramota ni |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by romsky: 12:10pm On May 27, 2010 |
tseeeeeeeeeeew if u vex go baff on top transformer |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by romsky: 12:07pm On May 27, 2010 |
basement u sure say she fit last that long? me enjoy fb well o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by romsky: 11:50am On May 27, 2010 |
Say u see land wey no dey occupied no mean say make u no go rent room to lie down o Dyt |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by romsky: 11:44am On May 27, 2010 |
fyn o base d olf folks don migrate go facebook & . hope lyf dey treat u well dyt na who come get fault say u no tall and if leg pain u divert enter brt lane jor |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by romsky: 11:39am On May 27, 2010 |
hmmm more like re-cycled & re-named |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Bashing by romsky(op): 11:32am On May 27, 2010 |
ow u no go like wen u still be boy |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by romsky: 11:29am On May 27, 2010 |
hope u get condom inside ya wallet sha if not na naming ceremony we go come for in 9 months tym basement ow u dey now, long clock no see |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 10:55am On May 27, 2010 |
abeg find translator if my literal one no dey satisfying - dump ur refuse here & get ill luck wiff ur entire household this year
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 10:51am On May 27, 2010 |
y u come dey throw kiss like money |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Bashing by romsky(op): 10:47am On May 27, 2010 |
Why do men become smarter during intimacy? Because they are plugged into a genius. Why does it take 1 million spermatozoa to fertilize 1 egg? They won't stop for directions. Why did God put men on earth? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have dicks' to put them in. What do electric trains and bosoms have in common? They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. Why is a man's pee yellow and his spermatozoa white? So he can tell if he is coming or going. How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. What's a man's idea of pre-intimacy? Half hour of begging. How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped. What is a man's idea of helping out with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dirty Mind! by romsky: 10:35am On May 27, 2010 |
ordea had a kitty implant |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 10:24am On May 27, 2010 |
na real wa o v3 ow u dey i miss u so tey i buy car 4 u
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Bashing by romsky(op): 3:38pm On May 25, 2010 |
Guy: sweetheart,seriously,words can't express how much i love u, Babe: it's so sweet that u can't express it in words, pls don't fail to express it in cash, Guy: you know, you are A B C D E F G H I J K? Babe: what does it mean? Guy: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Dazzling, Elegant, Funny, Gorgeous, Hot! Babe: so sweet! how about I J K? Guy: I'm Just Kidding |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 3:09pm On May 25, 2010 |
fillage boy |
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